Classic Saturday Morning Commercials #2 (1968-71)

[TheCatgirl6]

I remember live action Barbie (batteries not included). Even then I knew it was a lame toy.

[supaultrapimp]

P.J later died when she OD.ed on cock

[LuthienCross]

damn hot wheels were ugly

[BubbleTea6341]

lol those hotwheels r ooolllllddddd

[DickieAnginson]

Live Action Barbie looks more like Help, I'm Having a Seizure Barbie.

[annastwin]

We used to call that cereal "Bear Food"

[YesYou123333]

Those Sugar Crisps look like miniature pussies.

[Barndancer61]

@YesYou123333 - Then we won't ask you what you think Cheerios look like. :|

[YesYou123333]

@Barndancer61 Yeah. That's where Cocoa Puffs come from. Right?

[danny75461]

cool how did you record these

[danny75461]

cool

[kenfuscious]

Because of the economy last Christmas I had to go to the flea market to buy toys some are from the 70's and it's turned into a nightmare. If anyone can help me I need a Chucklebug battery and recharger, Hot Wheels track connectors and SSP pull chords.

[momiswatching]

I haven't seen that tang commercial since i was a kid. I practically know it word for word. But 30+ yrs later I just got the joke!

[TheMelamia]

Barbie looks like she is having a seizure.

[jgapainting08]

some of the best fun of the 70s was with alot of rock and alot of tang! lol.

[nikkisanchez25]

LOL hippie barbie!!

[prestush]

That stuff was nasty sweet stickiness upon Styrofoam. And yes, Super Sugar Crisp became Super Golden Crisp and of course, Kellogg's Sugar Pops became Corn Pops, Sugar Frosted Flakes became Frosted Flakes, and Sugar Smacks just became....Smacks! Mwah!

[DaveKurtandFaye]

sugar bear has a creepy voice

[Poodlepups]

@DaveKurtandFaye I think he's supposed to sound like Bing Crosby

[robcorral777]

Great memories.......

[fairfax17]

notice how the name was change to super golden crisp from super sugar crisp.

[MattTheSaiyan]

Clever LOL-worthy Tang commercial. Thumbs up!

[Jeff98177]

Barbie looked like she was having a seizure.

[topsonneedsdad]

@Jeff98177 You insensetive bastard!! What Barbie has is called Parkinson's Disease, and she deserves our support, not ridicule! Speaking for myself, I think she's very brave!

[Mkayla50]

Hmmm...Wonder why they changed the name from Super Sugar Crisp to just plain Sugar Crisp...

[dynagravitomagnetic]

people would dress like that in San Francisco in 1968. I used to wear pin striped bell bottom trousers in second grade. This was considered normal at the time!

[bluecatky]

Wow, Barbie has a wicked case of the shakes, she must be going through some serious wuthdrawal.

[shocktreatment95]

barbie must be on drugs, she is dressed like a hippie after all :)

[er1c175]

the tang moon men traded rocks of crack coccaine for tang!

the citric acid in tang is also good for cleaning tough toilet bowl stains!

[elc1960]

Ladies and gentlemen, you had Malibu Barbie, Nurse Barbie. now presenting . . . SPASTIC BARBIE!!!!

[rx2411]

I also was beaten with the hot wheels tracks and I LIKED it - they're too flexible to get in a good whack so we'd laugh and make my mother even madder. And yes, the tang drinkers still wonder  whether there's intelligent life up there - me too.

[Mixxersmix]

that hot wheels commercial was lying- dont race them on the floor!!! and that barbie looked like "BOOTY SHAKE barbie. Sugar bear was picked on as a kid? wow

[shelbb123]

tang? Id rather drink ROCKS! But I was a kid when that add was made and I drank it! AHHHH!!!

[kari00ws6]

I used to hit people with those Hot Wheels tracks.

[MrMedusaLvamp]

@Tigerboy83...Yeah...When I moved out on my own at only 16...I moved over 4 thousand miles away & lived in hotels for a while and only bought junk food since my parents never allowed us to have any EVER....and now Im diabetic...I think if they would have let us have a little something in moderation then I wouldnt have craved sugar so much as a teenager...kids need a certain amount of sugar in their diet because they are growing and will burn it off quickly...as we get older we dont need as much!

[teetertotter68]

I'm a guy and I would play with those barbies.

[gjc82071]

I love this stuff. Sometimes I get the urge to go "Total Retro". I do a "time warp". I make a CD. On it I put movies & TV shows from the 60's-70's. During the shows I will space it so I put commercials in spots, or even like old, TV News footage. And I break out the Atari 2600 or Intellivision, whatever. And I watch/play it on my old Zenith 25in wood cabinet tube television set. Sometimes I even make "Jiffy Pop" (pop corn). For a few hours, I actually feel (& party) like it's 1979. ;-}

[LadySierraSays]

LOL , Sugar bear for me now means Diabetic Bear !!! , I prefered Capt. Crunch anyway !!! great old add's , all of them should be National treasures !!!

[airzoo9]

orange vitamin water taste.s just like

tange

[MrMedusaLvamp]

...and what happend to TANG?...That shit was GOOD!!!...and THE GRAPE FLAVORED TANG!!!!...If you had that then either you were at Grandma & Grandpas house or your parents were mollesting you and that was the pay off....cause the GRAPE TANG was like owning pure GOLD when we were kids!..Our parents NEVER bought the GRAPE FLAVOR 4 us!..We barley even saw the ORANGE FLAVOR!

[MrRedFredSaid]

lol @ MrMedusa yeah my parents would never buy tang.

[Tigerboy83]

Yeah, what's with that? Grandma's was the only place we got sugar cereal and pop. My parents never bought pop, and only VERY occasionally sugar cereal. I remember when I moved out in 1989, first thing I bought, was sugar cereal, stuff like Honey Comb.

[MrMedusaLvamp]

The action dancing Barbie is what I want!...My sister had it and I wasnt allowed 2 play with it because I was a boy and my Dad was a cop! Go figure!..I used to get beaten with his belt if I ever got caught playing with it! I used to play that record that came with it alot. The song was called "Feelin Free"..how ironic! When I finally get this doll...I'm going to sit on my Fathers grave for one day and brush her hair, dress her, and talk to her about him in his presence and even play the record 2

[SuperAlsomeGirl]

omg barbie is a hoe

[ketobi]

funny martian

[JohannaGotTalent41]

Lmao yes we all got smacked with those hot wheel tracks

[1964GJH]

Is it me or does Sugar Bear sound black?

[FlavioGirl]

actually Sugar Bear was voiced by Scatman Crothers, so your right.

[youngrebels75]

nah, actually that's Gerry Matthews. Scatman Crothers did the voice of Hong Kong Phooey, Jazz from Transformers in the 80's and a few others from Hanna Barbera in the 70's.

[MrMedusaLvamp]

@1964GJH ....We always knew his mamma was a Black bear and his Daddy was a white bear and that made him a Brown Sugar Bear!...No way was he white!..Look how stoned his eyes were and how cool he dressed in that blue sweater with the medallion...and he had that dj soul accent from the 70's!

[thesixtiesguy]

Son. Go get me a piece of your Hot Wheels track. This is gonna hurt me a lot more than it does you. Don't bet on it mom. Dad didn't need a piece of track.

Man those cars were so cool back then. Have you seen the cars now. Crap. The old paint got outlawed. Go figure.

[saithix]

damn hippie barbie's

[xXxMarilynLovexXx]

those barbies look like they are having a seizure

[JohannaGotTalent41]

Lol who did not get beat with those hot wheels tracks as a kid and yes they hurt

[frannyward]

Barbie was a slut

[SweetHeart4563]

I have the PJ Live Action Barbie, only the crotch piece that held her legs on broke so they're now tied on with some yarn. Lol.

[Pengitty]

Trading little white rocks for tang... sounds like modern times.

[dale1065]

I'm not sure which was cooler....hot wheels tracks or my haircut as a 10 year old. The downside of the hot wheels tracks is that my Mom would use them to whoop me with them when I was bad. Parents should not discipline their children with the childrens' toys!

Super Sugar Crisp cereal rocked!

[MightySaturn5]

LOL! -you too...my mom mastered swinging those tracks at my ass whenever I was tormenting my sister

[savammy]

@dale1065 ahh memories of being whacked by blatic flexible toys

[ardvarkkkkk]

@dale1065 You had it good. My mother used a wooden spoon.

[sr71ablackbird]

@dale1065 hey, better a hotwheels track, than a switch from a willow tree that one's grandma would make them go out and get and get their legs swatted to make sure they would not run away while getting spanked or a belt across the back.

[Barndancer61]

@dale1065 - OMG your mom used those tracks as punishment too? lol, so did mine. I'll have to tell her that next time I see her, that she wasn't the only mom who converted them for that reason. ...incidentally one time I thought I would out-smart her and cut them in half so she couldn't use them. ...lol, I cut them in half long-ways and they ended up smarting even worse (thinner). Oh the joy and pain of it all! LOL!

[cowlico]

@dale1065 that is soo true about those hot wheels tracks!!

[twiggypeerzingz]

@dale1065 my mom would whoop me with the paddles from the paddle ball toys

[ebonics4everyone]

0:36 Barbie is like bad acid

[bobmanny11]

hot damnhot wheels ahh good times as a kid in the 90's but um barbie still looks like a slut

[cheeners]

lol acid barbie woah man

[FruittisMaris]

yeah i use to get beat with one of those race tracks! thanks for making me reliving my childhood.

[stevechasmar]

FruttisMaris: first thing I thought when I saw that Hot Wheels commercial was, Damn, those plastic tracks used to hurt across bare legs.

I wonder how many kids got regularly spanked with those things?

[BizarroBeer]

those plastic tracks hurt like a son of a bitch! when I got it I had it coming .

[FruittisMaris]

Hey Thanks, I use to get beat with them across my legs and back. And get this I'm a girl!

[moosegirl69]

haha they made hippie barbies?

[MelanieLouM]

Yep, Barbie has been reinventing herself since she came out in 1959! ^_^

[Huddiethegreat]

barbie -- with full body Torretes

[kombatmaster12]

barbie looked like more than jsut a (cough cough vibrating) doll. I remember my first hotwheel tracks though. They were never old!!! I wonder if tang was any good back then. Lol sugar snaps were never a good breakfast. They're fraeking 99.9% sugar and 1.1% air.

[PAVILES394]

Tang was never good. imagine flat orange soda watered down

[shainatherainbow]

LMAO its like..hippie barbie!

[StefanoFan27]

wow.

[inkswithbrush]

Barbie looks like she took some bad Acid.

[mistofoles]

WTF?? Is that Burt Reynolds doing the voice for the Sugar Bear??

[youngrebels75]

@mistofoles ... actually it was Gerry Matthews

[Trell7369]

I think somewhere in the house we still have those hot wheel tracks

[kotraquin]

the bear sounds like a stoner

[shikamaruluver3]

dude.. look at that barbie.

and the barbie now .

o___o the old one is better!

[xPKxkickasspeanut]

they still sell tang btw

[dlsofsetx]

Grape Tang was lousy!It was so weak,you had to use practically the whole jar in one glass.Maybe that's why it didn't last.

[nostalgiajunkie70]

I dont think there is one cereal out there that uses the word "sugar" in the name anymore.

[dlsofsetx]

None that I know of.

[lkrny]

no stripper pole?!

[Trell7369]

lkrby you might have something lapdance Barbie Or Stripper Barbie Dollar Bills are not included LOL

[rnjburch]

OOHH!  THATS TANG!

[keybobrob]

TANG!!!HAHAHA...CLASSIC!

[Badgerinmaine]

I haven't seen that Tang ad in I don't know when--I loved that one as a kid.

[MYTMIC]

Sugar Bear was always a Pimp

[centralparocker]

Mattel had cool toys.

[Eric13Bravo]

Wow they can reuse that Barbie commercial nowadays and use it sell the meth addict Britney doll, with her friends Lindsey and Paris sold separately.

Hey, I never knew that Sugar Bear was the illegitimate son of Bing Crosby. I guess bears do more than just shit in the woods, especially when there is a horny movie star hunting in it. :P

[jkygogo]

Hi, does anyone have the Saturday Morning commercials from 1971 to 1980?

Thanks.

[POTC03]

barbies lesbo, kens gay and pj's bi!! the homo team!

[Kiaennai]

lol introducing new EPILEPTIC BARBIE!

[headiesue]

Its so neat how you can really tell what was influencing everything in culture. I grew up in the 80's and i just want to know if every generation before ones own thinks that their time and times before are better by far compared to the way thing are for children now?

[rjacko3568]

I use to love tang especially the Grape Tang. Do they still make the grape flavor. My aunt used to fix me pancakes, sausage, and tang on Saturday mornings to have when my Saturday Morning cartoons were on.

[heine71]

Danny Dark is the voice over in the Hot Wheels TV commercial from 1971.

[zzfan1]

my grandmother thought of another use for Hotwheels track when my dad was a kid, he says it was painful.

[PokemonGirl12]

lol. probobly throwing them at him

[Vlamakis]

lmao

[eyeh8cbs]

Before 'Sugar' was a bad word! They changed that cereal to Super Golden Crisp in the 80s, but I think they still called the bear Sugar Bear.