why people get sick

[AdminTheKing]

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha wholy fuck ahhahahahahahahahahaha i melt from 0:17 until the very end of this video aaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahaha­hahhahaha orgasmic laughs ftw ahahahahaha xddddddddddd!!!!!!!! damn you dany you made my day ^_^ !!!!

[tetra1219]

do u ever laugh @ wht u say? ever???

[DjayVeryNice]

0:30 you're welcome

[PotatoRichards]

press 1 repeatedly

and 2

and 9

[eloiseroxable]

dude u are amazing! i swear i have seen almost all of ur vids!! u shood do a video on high school!

luv lemondrop eloiseroxable

[EScarlet218]

0:14 i laughed so hard that i spat my drink across the room

[mohd5434]

ok now i know wat shit meens :)

[FunnyMonkey205]

at the very start of the video you can see him discarding his germ hat

[MonicaLee1995]

PLEASE make a video about anime!!!!!!!!!!

[MrMixAFlix]

do a video on mythical creatures !! :D

[valypaly3]

Ugh ya know....I have a pretty bad cold right now, and after watching this video I feel even twice as worse. Which brings me to my next point...maybe you should make a video on how our brain can fool us. I mean I'm no sicker than before. But now I have a strong urge to show this to my brother who is the one who gave me this wonderful cold :)

[holtsutube]

My testicles have germs on them right soooo I should stop wipeing my testies on my pizza

[HeatherThornhill]

this video scared me when you mensioned worms!!!!!!! stupid phobia >:'(

[mmt2095]

2:12 tell that advice to my step dad hahahaha

[Nostro200]

hehehehe hahahah hey ho ha ho ha UA ua OURRRRREEEEE lelelelelelele jajaja latorimata jacomata dizeri tomatsi

lelele telelelelelelephone!

[TheDoiDois]

GRAVITY IS WHY

[SoNotConformist]

I had the stomach flu when i watched this...it hurt to laugh..heh.

[sweetlikecandy103]

IM A GERM FLOATING IN THE AIR

[fraekieful]

that random cool tiger & lion at the background.

[Wolfgurrl1]

lol i noticed u moved the pornography box that ppl found on the Parkour a History vid

[giddykitti231]

Danny!!!! :D this little lemondrop wants to know...... why do humans dress their dogs like their humans too??

Love. the most amazing lemondrop ;)

[becauseonlykloknows]

dear danny.......how do we think??

[maggie99monika72]

DEAR DANNYYY...how come we talk?

[Africanbarbietm]

the tiger is beating the lion on the back ground, "tigers rule buddy!"

[CanadaIsTheBest2010]

lol lag at the end

[NoviteGamer]

preeeesssssssssssing 1 & 2 is

fannnnnnnnnnnnnnny

[TheEpicBlooperz]

You remind me of my dad... hes in prison : (

[emmiemadness]

THIS WAS MY IDEA

[alexmo1000]

You should of had a warning, i was eating pizza while watching this video....

[JellosVideos]

LOL keep hitting 1 then keep hitting 9 looks like Danny waving hes finger at u because u did something bad and 4 for Danny saying tiny little piece of shit over and over again

[JellosVideos]

24 people got sick :(

[AnnaLibertas]

this is perfect timing, I'm just recovering from a month long mystery disease.

[murderdolls666ism]

I'm African!! You are so right....

[Shnimberz]

Mexicans are Native Americans lol. They just speak Spanish because they were conquered by the Spanish and forced to learn Spanish!

[britney1847]

@Shnimberz no one cares what we speak we are all the same! white, black, yellow, brown and normal! :) im in the brown category :) jk im not racist :/

[Shnimberz]

@britney1847 I'am not sure of what you'r saying? I never said anything racist? I just said that Mexicans and Native Americans are the same because in the video he implied they are different. However the only reason why they seem different is because Mexico was conquered by Spain and forced to speak Spanish, Their descendants are both native to America. I am Latino and I understand that part of my bloodline in Native American however most Latinos don't realize it I can explain further if needed

[AkitaNeruNeru]

Shit moccasins. 

[bobdull6699]

Is it just me or was there an excessive amount of similes on this episode?

[SavannahLuvsMusic]

am i the only one that was distracted by the stuff animals? O.o

[sayhikerry]

i have no idea what germs danny's speaking about but i hope he doesnt get them :(

[makeuplovetv]

wait,am i a lemon drop danny?

[makeuplovetv]

oh my god! i was eating ceral when he said dog shit in the park and i spit milk all over my moms brand new computer!

[Corinne2197]

Dear Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnny, you should make a video on Hipsters

Love, Your very favorite Lemon Drop.

[MsAuntMary]

Will you marry me? <33

[ceeuuutekawaii]

can u make a vid of umm lemme tink oh haha how about why people dress the way they do like why do old people wear their panties so high and why teens wear their pants so tight... etc.

[DistantLives]

I love when he got to that 7-headed serpent XD

[PattyMac911]

haha Press 1 :)

[ajyoville101]

shit mockisins lol

[TheCappodon]

RON PAUL 2012

[AUSJACK100]

fnny  --- Sent From gradualreport's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[930Studios]

George Carlin once said we need to strengthen our Immune system.

[TomMeHTube]

that is the best final summation ever.

[Nannonluvzyew95]

Blalelelelel I'm a germ

[kitteykatt17]

Seven headed serpent from eating pizza!? OMG. I'm horrified but laughing so hard.

[imdifferentt]

blalalalallalalalalalalalalala­alaallalawl i'm a germ floating in the air.

[SeeingyouStumble]

@OoniAS

do you mean like this comment??

[OoniAS]

@SeeingyouStumble Haha, If you'd used capitals, then yes. Exactly like your comment;)

[n6370225]

Why people get sick... BAM Maccas ad. Perfect sponsor!

[MJFAN2220]

shit moccasins ROFL

[Aesmy]

Why do guys always think it's the left one that's heavier? I think you need to work on your boob physics. The right ones are heavier, not the left.

[MWSE97]

im scared about the look of germs now

[TheZKennedy]

He said "A germ from Africa" because he was talking about a germ your system hasn't previously encountered as many north americans haven't encountered germs from continents so far away, not because he is a racist... besides if a white person says anything about another race it gets labelled racism while other races rip on caucasians all the time and its somehow not racist we're all humans so why does a geography joke piss you off so much people?

[megzxryan2498]

there a germs all around us this is what they look like.. blalllalalallalallalallalal im a germ floting in the air blallalalalalla

[Akelez96]

why are you always topless ?! o.O

[alexpounder]

@Akelez96 Would you have it any other way?

[bananahater13]

i farted when he was taking about pooping in bed. --- Sent From gradualreport's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[boxxybabee15]

<3 Danny.

[justsenarai]

the whole idea behind “germs come from Africa” is based on the idea that aids and other diseases are very spread in the third world countries because of lack of medication and general knowledge about health and it also became a stereotypical joke in many countries like many other stereotypes i hope that danny had the same idea not sure but this is how i understood it

[OneeForOnee]

God , you C R A C K

me

U P . x)

[devilfighter777]

Why are germs from Africa?...didnt take you for a racist Danny :/

[Deadlocked1228]

@devilfighter777 it was a joke and i'm tired of everyone calling race joke every time people make a god damn joke about a different race

[FuckeryFairy]

u can see the tiger in the background from "why we flinch" xD

[FuckeryFairy]

SOOO....Germs come from Africa

[UrGarBag3]

20 people shit the bed...

[imadino565]

will you marry me<3

[MexicanMuscel]

do a video as to why youtube keeps messing with itself and changing everything every other month so it looks like shit

[SmoshRocks148]

I'm a little scared because I just came back from eating pizza at the park...

[theludwigexperience]

press 9. Well done :D

[MissBud182]

If I have to explain the joke then its not funny :)

[DrDamager]

0:15 to 0:20 funniest part of video

[NenyMora]

my imune system sucks...i´ve gotten sickeleven times this year...i´m sick now too

[ItsTheRealHoudini]

@NenyMora Probably got aids.Sorry bud :(

[xixKIDSxix]

Danny why do helium ballons float up and oxygen we blow into them dosent?

[axmatra]

@xixKIDSxix It's because the helium is less dense than air so it is forced upward but the air which forces the ballon upward. as what we breath out ( CO2 ) along with the moister we breath out makes the ballon more dense than the air so it slowly floats down.

I like science...

[bosco468]

Daniel do a video on how to ride a bicycle.

[305Dory]

ill think of this everytime i'll eat pizza

[unknownn525]

my left boob is bigger than my right one.

[yanksrulemetssuck27]

Proud to be a lemon drop!! ;-)

[CKSBoltaction]

I actually never get sick because I touch so many germs Danny, my immune system is a like a ninja

[careycolor14]

no one likes someone who's openly racist. you have to hide it. LOL. LOVE U DANNY!!

[ilovemusic0001]

holy fuck im afraid of flies now -_-

[DannyC440]

Sacre Bleu!

[Ladiesman48321]

He has such a strange way of explaining things. But e must be doing something right, im watching him, anyway, Danny, Make a video about catholic saints... Im bored ok?

[cvhello]

this guy fucking sucks but maybe that the creatures arent going again this guy might have a chance lol

[hotbot43]

@cvhello Insult and complement, how kind of you.Now go fuck yourself

[jessbritt121]

dont forget sex.. sex is nasty.. peepees have germs too --- Sent From gradualreport's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[teamZeroChance]

Back

[sk8allday314]

ha i love these videos



[OoniAS]

I love when the top comments are a response to each other.

[Thatoneguy5439]

@OoniAS I do too(x

[OoniAS]

@Thatoneguy5439 High5's!

[petar1998peka2]

@OoniAS I love when top comments are like "I love when the rop comments are..."

[OoniAS]

@petar1998peka2 Haha, you're not the only one buddy.

[SnareDrummer26]

@OoniAS I don't

[OoniAS]

@SnareDrummer26 Good for you then.

[jugernot98kkj]

@OoniAS yea

[HCKlilylou]

@OoniAS hi.....(danm hoping to get thumbs up)

WOW... that sounded funnier in my head.....

Well... I ASSURE YOU! I HAVE GONE INSANE. O---^

[OoniAS]

@HCKlilylou *Damn. And I wish you luck with that.

[HCKlilylou]

@OoniAS Well I did go insane... HAHAHHhahahahHAHAHAHAHA!!... ahem...

[OoniAS]

@HCKlilylou Omg, I love you xD

[HCKlilylou]

@OoniAS I feel loved:)

[OoniAS]

@HCKlilylou You are my friend, you are.

[HCKlilylou]

@OoniAS no.

you are my BEST FRIEND!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEE! XD

[OoniAS]

@HCKlilylou Omg, Marry Me? :')

[HCKlilylou]

 I DO!!!!!!!!! *smmooochhhes commmpuuter screen*!!!

[ilalalovechew]

u r effing hilarious. always make my day :) --- Sent From gradualreport's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

i was on youtube, everything was normal, them i took a 3 hr nap, and this happened

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

im sick....

[sranje00]

shit



[SpamBAT]

DANNY IS DOING ANOTHER ROUND OF KINGOFWEB SO GO VOTE. HES IN FOURTH PLACE!!! VOTE!! VOTE!! VOOOOTE!!

[julie1nettel]

Danny saying what we're thinking: "Oh my god I think he's totally lost his mind."

Danny replying to what he thinks we're thinking: "I assure you I have."

[AtamagaiiRose]

that's not how my science teacher explained it...

oh well!

[AtamagaiiRose]

@CruncheeBiscuit

I second that!!!!



[TeamNike72]

REMEMBER EVERYONE, DANNY IS STILL RUNNING FOR KINGOFTHEWEB! VOTE EVERYONE VOTE!

[LaThaii]

no, my right is heavier then my left one :/

[MrAirjetsrka]

I miss the man in the mask...

[Zero0Infinity0]

Am i the only one to notice that he has no shirt on, even on all of the recommended videos on the right >

[Psykoboy15]

vote for Danny! he is running...... again.

[aisygirl11]

Yea i mean people dont no why-whisper- the gravity is why!

[Nigerioerio]

Hello, and welcome to the gradualreport. My name's Danny, and today we're gonna talk about why people tend to be attention whores. Plz do that video lol, if you don't, you're gonna have problems with umm.. a guy that posted a comment below me... Jk lol.

[M0SHMUTT]

HE HAD THE GERM MASK OVER HIS SHOLDER IN THE BGING OF THE VIDEO!!

[bureq92]

2:06 hahahaha

[banannafreak4eva]

wtf is wrong with the teddy on his desk in the background

[banannafreak4eva]

what happened about the king of the web thing cause i voted 10 times a day everyday

[YoungDrummmer]

wait wait wait, 7 headed serpent,?! the is completely..... AWESSOOMMEEEE!!!!! do a compotition soon :D love chris

[TheExtremeTES]

Hello Danny!

I was supposed to study now but it is so hard to study! Can you do a show on why it's hard to study? :(

[6026dean]

i know how to solve this problem !!!

kill the dogs = no dog shit = no place for mexican germs to land !

[iamjellyful]

im home sick right now.. o.o

[iamthebecks]

why the hell was there a dancing bag the king of web... LEMON DROPS UNITE !

[AmiraRKO]

Make a video about hypnosis !! Pleeeeeease !!

[desidala]

Wow! I had no idea germs looked like this!

I am convincing myself one more time how educational this channel is!

[Markweaver1994]

Do a video on whatever the hell torque is. (the torque related to automotives....not the Russian troll kind.) :D Please! like this so my friend danny can see it!

[MadFrother]

why do I laugh every time you say shit?

[meepsy17]

shit moccasins 

[samo530]

I hope you're gonna try again Danny, all your lemon drops are pulling for you^^

[xTemLx]

you should do a video about where babies come from:)

[parramattafan001]

@MegaVinceo Great caption and spelling you Twat.

[TheMysteriousretard]

You uploaded this video 2 days ago. Now I'm sick. CURSE YOU DANNYYYY

[ElizaCocoful]

I said final summation at the end of my speech. No one came up to me and asked, "Danny?", nor did the teacher give me extra marks for it.

I guess I'm now one of those people that use obscure references...  -FirstWorldProblems.

[gingercracker]

im gana take a shit.

When i get back this video better be over!

[NEbigblue]

and yet again danny finishes 2nd as the king of the web

[AnimeGirl5445]

i like germs nao 8D

[zanderbal]

How do people get heart attacks?

[lonelygloomyday]

Dude you're epic :D

[Saskalover]

Crackheads aren't allowed to wear pants :3D

[pjpammee100]

Im a germ floating i the air

[DevastructioN]

@tnkenney

obvis new to the channel;)

[J4GZUZ]

Yo Danny,

I... the other day found out that i think unicorns are absolutely amazing.... i think you should do an episode on unicorns and rainbows....Catch Fate Breh!!!

[tnkenney]

Anyone else wondering why the fuck he's shirtless?

[Merceinarie080]

My god you've gone made!

[Lilmama556955]

Danny!!!! I love you!!! You are so funny and so SEXY!!! Marry me plz!!!!

[ashdathug]

Please do a video on racism

[MrJ0J0tv]

Dude u just ruined pizza for me...

[cantfiteveryheart]

Shit Mocassins

[HxTrEmEcHaOs]

sage advice^

[chevx11]

Farted*

[chevx11]

Oops I faceted

[lactosefree1]

Do a video on things that go boom!

[dubstepdesendant]

hey dannay you should do this thing were things happen and that thing that calls you things and you do this thing were the thing goes POOF then the remnents of that thing are set ablaze. you should also do a contest on who can come out to do a show with you or whatnot. toodloo!!!! :):):):):):):):):)lov ur apple care fail vidXD

[teamZeroChance]

ima go take a shit

this better be top comment by the time i get back

[BloodNinja7]

@teamZeroChance I hope your shit took 3 hours.

[2jzsupra4life]

@teamZeroChance congrats buddy it worked XD

[iloveyutube247]

Im gonna live in a bubble forever now

[NEbigblue]

what happened to the box of porn?