Punjabi UnderWorld

[GameDoctor21]

tu badi doctor di kudi hai,CHUP KAR KE BAITH XD i will die laughing LMAO ROFL ROFLCOPTER

[GameDoctor21]

LAKH RUPEY KI GOLI LOL

[ashish52257]

"""BUNTY"" IS BETTER THEN THIS BONDU

[ahsanxr]

Panchoda kaleya!

[ladiesboii786]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!



[thegreatSalu]

What does Kuni and Khasi means?

[SuperUrsTrulyMunir]

This is my all time favorite

[safetypin90]

i love this

[jaggi00]

I just love paksistani punjabi Is putting a different flavour in punjabi language

[theripulsachdeva]

dawa tainu v lunn, kanjari deya ? BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[kamalrabbani]

is video ka nam pan yawai hona chahiye tha hahahaha

[ChrisHaters]

this video fuckin sucks

[theripulsachdeva]

@ChrisHaters this video fuckin rocks mate, just not funny to you cz its not your language and i totally understand that ! one love

[mohsdef]

theres a lot of bans mentioned lol

[kingkhawajaz]

AyE Bund mArA laya AyE ainA NaY PaStOLaN aYEna dIyAn chAldIyaN nAi xD THUMBS UP GUYX

[MegaBamLee]

awsome!! letting guys speak the female parts XD

this is ridiculous, isn't it? please tell me it's only a spoof.

can't believe they're THAT afraid of women XD

[9858440000]

insha allah

[recures]

Best Dialogues..

Lakh rupaye di goli banayi...

Tu bhen di fuddi ch lele goli..lol,....and that one...tu badi doctor di kudiye..chup karke baith!!...Daavan tenu bhi lann kanjar de ya...lol best video ever!!

[SuperMegaLoser]

hahahahahahaha

[saddee]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[richards74]

just cant stop laughing.....lol best part is the way it starts....haaayyyyyyyyy lol

[MrS3rialkiller]

pnjabi rocks

[MrCrazyHindu]

pakistani panjabio meri gal suno ite sikh sanu tang karde ne o ande bi sadi zabana te ina nu bar gaddo

[Bigbozz777]

panjabi is older than urdu

[jc55]

Wat is meaning of ghashti di bachiye?

[preeetgill]

@jc55 it means daughter of a prostitute

[jc55]

@preeetgill What are the meaning of 'maa di shola maereya'?

[preeetgill]

@jc55 it means fucked ur mom's pussy ..... lol

[omarion2k]

@preeetgill chola means clit you dickhead

[zigzagdunia]

hahahhaah wow Pakistanio.............. Kia baat hy tumhari

[calmwaters112]

This is a classic....makes me laugh everytime. Kudos to the guys who did this.

[uniross345]

need to check out punjabi heat, its the best

[TheSachin3582]

punjabi are on the top where ever whenever sachin

[choochz1]

does any1 know what site i can watch the full version in punjabi

[ginlyf]

eh kale kanjar di pain nu lan maran XD omg its fucking epic!!!! :D

[Manga4TW]

baree sonya galaa kardee looool!

[Dhruvva]

That was Brilliant man xD

[MzFloozy]

hahaha!!!

[param530]

Everytime I watch this, I never get enough of it!

[transform321]

PUNJABI=FUNNIEST LANGUAGE EVER!!!!

[ineedaname004]

amazing., simply amazing.

i cant stop laughing !!!!

[johncena1841]

wow so sweeet lol:) kala kanjar hahahahah

[stevedhillon]

I don't know who you guys are, but you are absolute geniuses!!..every time I watch this shit I piss myself laughing!!...Punjabi Heat was just as funny....bravo boys...bravo...I am wondering if you take requests?...I suggest Braveheart...

[razi0004]

i saw that video in 05 and that shit hillarious actually is still funny.i remember it when i was in high school and telling my friends about it that was a great time...lol

[Jone36]

I was laffin at this video 4 weeks, each time id play it id be in stitches.

Its genius

[UltimateSalmanFan]

lol the nigger is bare funny hahahhahahahhaa

[21shezadi]

ahahh

[lovdagurl]

ohh man ,,,,, da best video ever,,!!!

[khanthasonamunda]

omggggggggggggg this video is soo funny. espcially when he says "kala kanjar tera bhen da phuda" haahahhaha

[wv6]

thats ma fav vid on utube

[Emerican35]

You guys smell like curry powder.

[Chackshit]

LOl go sit in your room and play your x box, or watch family guy, cuz thats really funny

[Emerican35]

@Chackshit Xbox is the shit and so is Family guy

Why would i sit in my room and play xbox?

[Chackshit]

because your a twat

[Emerican35]

@Chackshit Your fat. Period.

[Chackshit]

well if im fat, then what are you

[Emerican35]

@Chackshit A sexy man.

[Chackshit]

glad you came to sense

[88a]

Punjabis are the BEST, BRAVE, RICH!

Pakistan Zindabad

[mickeykozzi]

i dont think so , they are dirty

[88a]

So u talking abt westerners who have killed generations everywhere, i think those r wild criminals, murderes of worst aninmal kind where u belong too :)

Accept ur reality

[indianbadass4568]

@88a

bharat zindabad (pakistan + bangladesh + india = bharat na :P)

[peeru3]

@indianbadass4568

Aiween Paen ni yawai di :P :P

[peeru3]

@indianbadass4568

Aiween paen ni yawai di : P

[chamsaini]

@88a ..wtf punjabi's has to do with pakistan . . ???? they are true Indians ..

[Warcrime111]

The majority of Pakistani Punjabis are Jatts(I am a rajput). Majority of SIkh Punjabis are also jatts. Jatts are divided into many clans, some are descendants of Scythians nd some are descendants of Vedic Aryan clans. Rajputs and Jatts are somehow related...

Search 'Kiani' or 'Gakhar' tribes. They are real Persians. They either came here with Cyrus the great or were Sassanid refugees. My grandmother was a Kiani :)

[88a]

Me too a rajput punjabi - Pakistan the best

[mickeykozzi]

who cares

[teamrock1]

meeda lmfaoooo

[5478926]

hahahahahahahahahah  tu phan di phuddi which le la o goli lmfao

[SoLiOZuZ]

Lol!!

[Warcrime111]

And Punjabi language is the descendant of Sanskrit. Punjabi people although look distinct from the rest of Indians and Pakistanis.

[hoodsurgeon]

lol pakiz mek great comedy

[copter786]

Thank u lol

[0Hoydenish]

hahahaaa

[YungStunnah213]

BLOODY HILIRIOUS...., KEEP EM KUMIN

[3131313313223]

there is too much swearing, about 80% of this clip is swearing. it a should be balanced 50% swearing and 50% true punjabi comedy

[jafaarjafaar]

that was hilarious

[SFHelpers]

theri mah the land cah

[hornygoat007]

Runningsoul09 is totally correct. You know your history mate.

Punjabis are exclusively a race seperate from rest of Pakistan and India.

The Punjabis stem from the Persians (aryans)...

[AlotOfSpark]

yeah so true. lets also forget the fact they had kids with people from india and pakistan. your so wise. the fact that people from punjab have been spread all over india should escape your mind. how about this. you learn your fucking history. mate!

[kabir408888888888888]

TOOOOOOOO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[CrazyPakiiiii]

WUAHAHAHAHA.. LOL..

[saeedsaeeda]

duuuude this is funny,could you pls tell me how it`s done.

[ijoined2day]

stupid ppl stop arguing - ffs shut up! stop being soo childish - this is funny stuff, and i dont even understand half of the words & too scared to ask family in case they disown me LOL! kiddin..still wish ppl wud stop using a place like YOUTUBE as a freekin political battlefield..couch politicians!

[karanbirsandhu]

lmfaoooo

oy teri phan da phudaa mareyaa hahahhahh

lmfaooo

[Al3zza]

kate beckinsale always looks so damn sexy.

[NaUvEeRaKhAn]

without understanding punjabi it's funny enuff hahahaha XD...

[ZubyDoobyDooo]

This shit needs to be nominated for the fucking Oscars!!

Amazing!.....*Sigh*

[urworstnightmare00]

OH my GOD!! That was friggin hilarious!!!!

[evilknievel20]

what the fuck is this shit going on here. watch the clip and get the fuck out. quarreling bitchesss

[Vinniekl]

if you understand it, it will make you lauhg, the swearing is extreme

[evilknievel20]

no, i was talking about the quarreling below my comment. though i dont understand punjabi fully, this shit is damn hilarious.

[gaurav1221]

guys we're from the same country so calm thE fuck down ai damnnn CHILDREN!! PLEASE!

[abhishek3030]

God ! This clip is just amazing. Kudos to the talented folk who made it.

[cancer266]

the lyp sync with the punjabi swearing is simply amazing.....

[UmairHaq]

Cant stop laughing!! lohay diyan bundaan bi phar day gi!!!

[MrMeFarrukh]

hahhaha ah man.. punjabi is hilarious..

[stevedhillon]

Where can I download this? I want to put it in my Blackberry, Ipod and any power point presentations that I might make at work..."Toon barreh Dr. de Kuri ah"..hahahahahahahaha

[zack19891]

wheres da whole movie in punjabi

[SalmanKhanRockstar]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[bhnm9]

they call me eye candy

[UvAndMatt]

hahahahaha!!!this is fucking hillarious!!!

[Dildara786]

lmaooooo i love thiss.. punjabizz ruleee

[mvictor21]

WTF? i can't understand this sh*t...

[kingofheartsxyz]

lolzzzzzzzzzz

[PUNABIBOY]

hahaha

[666overkill]

you guys this is not just a dubbed video.. it is actually the whole movie dubbed in punjabi..

as in just a joke. Its supposed to be funny. Its done all over the world so i dont think there is any reason to be mad about hindu's or punjabi's.. especially when u dont even know what hindu/punjabi/sikh/muslim is.

[BRBTTYL]

fuckin faggot fuckin hindus...think ur fuckin nuts u fuckin homos.

[Mukman22]

you idiot. Hindus and punjabis are two different religion. Get it right dumbfuck.

[neo171171]

They,re languages you dumF*K not religions

[sameer2141985]

hindu = sikh , sikh = hindu . please hum ek hai or ek rahenge .

[rsinghchs]

i fucked your mom last night sameer.she was loud as fuck..and im still fucking her

[rsinghchs]

sala ther ma dey lun solay sala pan da lun mara

[44Mander]

FUCK NO, Sikhs ain't no hindus, get that straight.

[godofwar6464]

You are always fighting for your wonderland.

Sameer is correct hindu = sikh , sikh = hindu

You are neither Hindu nor Sikh. You are a Canadian Dick

Go and play ur PS3 now. I hope you come to India someday and meet me. I will show you up how much I have.

[galaxyForU]

i am hindu but i like only sikh girls no sikh guys .. it should be hindu boy + sikh girl = cute babies .. and sikh boys = send them to pakistan ..

[Kriss840]

Hey galaxyForU What do you want to do? send the hindu girls to Pakistan too with those sikh boys

[thepharmacistuk]

send hindu girls to pakistan to get raped

[thepharmacistuk]

u ugly black hindu, go and prey to your elephant u backwards cunt

[Vinniekl]

Hindu are ugly

[Satinder85]

@galaxyForU bhootni ke, agar humne mughlon aur afghaniyon se tume na bachaya hota na to aaj behnchod tu bhi namaz padh raha hota.

[Satinder85]

@sameer2141985 do you have any idea what the fuck you're saying, dumbass. Help yourself with doctor

[cartercrip]

fricken hinduz

[prince0fjordan]

Fukin punjabiz motherfukerz .. Go n fuk ur mom .. I hate fukin punjabiz

[tajisucha]

prince of jordan i fuck ur mother n ur sister . send ur sister to me i'll fuck n gave ur sister n ur sister's boy bcz i m father of ur sister's boy

[pakiboyatl]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lollllllll.....pakistanis rule!!

[ukdevdas]

Haiyeeeee, Meda Lagda Aaj Buhat Ghoseh Vicheh

Phir Naiye Na Munee TU Kissi Kanjar Di Gal

Ewin Pehn Ni Yuvadi

LOLOLOLOLOLOL @ THE THREE LINGO'Z.

[preetijatti]

this is jokzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz thnx 2715751

its crazii

[pudfusi]

thats a funny video and good video good job

[taz18916]

wat does kushteria mean?

[DrJuice4ya]

she said, "gashti deya"

means = 'son of a whore' lol

[giftfortheblessed]

tu mainu kachri da bacha kya teri maa nu lun maareya saaleya was the best line

[85255588]

Raj u cunt!! fuck youu

[sports2k08]

faislabadiiiii hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[moonmeinle]

ROFL!!! Pakis are hilarious

[Vinniekl]

they are not pakis!

They are punjabi

[vicotrance2007]

uh buddy i dnno where u get ur education from but a province in pakistan is named punjab.. hence.. PUNJABI pakistani's do exist

update ur E D U pendeho!

[runningsoul09]

Yes punjab is part of Pakistan and also the other half is on the Indian side,so there are punjabs who live in Pakistan,but are not Pakistani's

[pathdestroyer]

punjab is a local region and punjabi is a language and so ar the people who speak it...and every punjabi speaking person in pakistan is ofcorse a pakistani.

is it so difficult to understand?

[runningsoul09]

Those who eccept Punjub to belong to Pakistan are Pakistani's and those who eccept it to belong to India are in their own rights Indian's,but real Punjab's are a race of their own,who's ancestor's are Persian's or Afgan.

[pathdestroyer]

history mmm? where were persians 6 thousand years ago ? by ur theory or history lessons...brits are actually vikings, south americans are actually greeks etc etc etc.

[runningsoul09]

Pathdestroyer

Can you please tell me where Punjabi's

were 5 thousand years ago?

[Warcrime111]

Idiot Punjab is the homeland of Jatt and Rajput tribes. Only a few tribes are of persian or afghan origin. The ancestors of both of these tribes are Indo-Aryans.

[runningsoul09]

Warcrime111

Warcrime111

Are you persian or afgan yourself ?

I have persian ancestors.

Real punjabs are from asian blood,those who stay or wore born in India are Indians

not Punjab's.

The real language of the Punjab race was Persian and religion was Zorroastrian.Please do not insult the Punjab race.

[Warcrime111]

Hey man sorry that i called u an 'idiot', I regretted it later on...

You are wrong that Indian and muslim Punjabis are distinct. I am from the region of Jhelum, Pothwar, where Alexander the gay fought battle of hydaspes. My descent goes back to the Pauravas, who were the heroes of Mahabharat. The area from where i come has alot of Hindhu temples and forts, so I dont think we were zoroastrians. Though Budhist stupas are also present.

[runningsoul09]

Warcrime111

It is not about wrong or right.

You are of different ancestors than I,however the respect and understanding for all the peoples ancesstors will help create peace in the world.

[nav41]

they dont go buy this dialect in pakistani punjab u idiot

[runningsoul09]

They are Punjabi's and not Pakistani's

as their ancestors are persian.

The Punjab race come from the persian race,and also spoke the persian language.Punjab means (five rivers)it is a persian word

[Ludhar1]

"davahn tennu vi lunn? Kanjhri deya"!!! One of the best lines of all time LOL!!!

[GRIZZ258]

hahahahaha

[BapeSoul]

I watched this while i was baked

It made my day giggidy

HAHA

[homicidalsoldier2006]

im watchin it baked now, laff so much man, dis is great

[wildpazzo]

HILARIOUS!...PERFECT DUBBING :D...punjabi language rocks :D

[awarany]

fuckin "A"

[mhghalib]

"tu abri dactar de theee hain" LOL

[VeerGill]

Iss kaalay kanjar di pehn nu lun maaraa ..pistol paalay apni pehn da phudda! ...mein teri pehn de kolon paisay lehkay andi!:) ......

The best bit was the retort by the black guy ...Evi pehn ni yuvaai di! LMAO That was some heavy curse!

[illhaider22]

kalleya1 haha

[rwawv]

thu ki samjda penchoda kaaliyaa HAHA!!

IDI MAA DA SHOLLA

1:54....bhain di pudhiz GOLLI lalaaa HAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!

[baxterrani]

omg this is some funny shit.

[penguinzrule248]

hahahaha oh my god this is funny

[ahmed0311]

fuking amazing!!!

[Iodine12345]

HILARIOUS!!!

hands down the best skit on youtube.

great job guys.

[Jattdedhol1994]

DIS IS PROPER FUNNY MAN

[GabruPanjabDa]

hahaha

dis is phat mannn

[howsitgoinppl]

omg, how u mother fuckers go around spoiling movies like this

[studentbrown]

dude if u knew wut they were sayin, lol u would never say that! this is to howsitgoinppl in case sum 1 thinks its to theres

[daaz102]

I wish the Actors and the movie makers could understand punjabi and they could c it

[daaz102]

I wish the Actors and the movie makers could understand punjabi and they could c it

[VipericVampire]

lmao

[daaz102]

jus love it

great work

a master piece

[paulnjaan]

lol omg wtf funny funny funny lol thx 4 it

[sg56]

wat does lal and bhuda, mean?

[sukh97]

lol

[jaigi]

shame on people who made this video ,its a shame 4 ur country and religion