You Better Hold On Tight, Spider Monkey

[AMxPunk]

Why didn't she shit on him and have him lick off her shit?

[sailorarmstrong]

@AMxPunk The great questions of life.

[stherianthrope]

Uh.... you must be into crazy humor it's OK, we all think that once in a while, just don't use it to much, some people don't like it or don't like to watch it too much.

[brndnkulp]

Niki.What is this.

[RolyPolyNicoley]

@brndnkulp Shut up. -Niki

[Searcheur]

wow such great acting(!)

[kwl7j5dw]

the director actually gave him a couple lines to say but he chose that one

[umbreon123456]

you better not touch my monkey!

[318i]

OOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs!

[darthzodiac]

aha when it goes fast it sounds like he is saying 'u better not touch my monkey'

[SanJuanStudios]

such a stupid thing to say *palm to the forehead*

[ILoveEdwardCullen38]

OMG!!! so SEXY!!!! i love edward cullen!! (sexy voice) ;)

[JordyKarter]

lol

[Detth2you]

shit movie

[la38]

what the hell? why would he say that!!!

[museman007]

@la38 : because this movie is for retarded people, is intended to make retarded people crazy, like monkeys, it's like saying, you are retarded as a monkey, you must like this movie, it's a subliminal message for all those retarded people who like this shit about gay vampires and teenager romance..;) You better hold on tight spider monkey=you are retarded as a monkey that's the reason you like this. any other question?? LOL.(well, that's my theory)

[alsties]

@museman007 I resent your implications about the mental state of monkeys, what's your problem?

[CMShowatNight]

goof god shut the h up!!!!!!

[PukeBucket]

ahahah this ruuuules

[edgykayla]

annoying but i fav it!!!

[markdukes13]

twilight is gay im a shamed for seeing

this with my girl friend even if i did get

lucky after the movie

[xbutterxcupx3]

@markdukes13 whoaaa shut yo mouth boy!!! why you watching it anyway......?

[markdukes13]

because i was bored 3 weeks ago?

edward sucks jacobs dick lol

[BarbieGirls1011]

i love the way he says you better hold on tight spider monkey, its sexy ;)

[mzjamala]

this could me amazing torcher..........just lock someone in a room and play it over and over mad loud lol

[Waterlooroadmad1994]

Spider monkey spider monkey spider monkey...... You get the idea.

[readthesecomments]

u know he actually made this up himself

its really retarded tho after u listen to it 50 times

[Pinworm4545]

no I'm pretty sure it's retarded the first time.

[sairries25]

my friend go a directors journal of twilight and there it mentioned that they used two choices of line for this scene.. i forgot the other one :)

[Pinworm4545]

cool story bro

[sairries25]

i'm a sis not a bro lol :))

[JajaCullen22]

idk how this is so funny but L.O.L

[ATilovehim]

haha thats so annoying good work :L

[ViiViCkinha]

q coisa mais idiota

[getalife3111]

wtf

[EdwardAndBella1703]

I don't why, but I keep laughing at the video.

[GiantGummieBears]

my friend said that when they go up the tree and bella laugh's she sounds like a monkey!

[TVGirl96]

lol "dont touch my monkey!" i cant stop laughing at that! also, i think spidermonkey is an alien in Ben 10: Alien Force

[brebrelover1234]

this is sort of random but how come in the movie his voice is different then in real life, becuase in real life he has a british accent??!!

[smiley2552]

he is faking a american accent just like you can probably mimick a english one

[brebrelover1234]

ooh true say, lol but i cant not do an english accent, it comes out all messed up

[cheetahliaous]

exactly!!!! anybody could understand he is doing an american accent! duh!

[MuddKatie13]

haha!! at the end it sounds like " dont touch my monkey"

[BlushingProductions]

At the end, when it is fast forwarding, it sounds like he is saying : "No, don't touch my monkey."

[coolkat59]

it does

[sasusakugurl123]

lol Xd it does

[Komakii]

omg, i seriously wanted to punch  my computer when he said it slowly.

[puddinglover3]

tht was rlly annoying

[Ash5146]

HAHAHHAHAH! hottie

[rebekkaht]

ohh yeah thats hott

[CrimsonCullen1]

you better hold on tight spider monkey. GAH now that ONE quote will be stuck in my head FOREVER!!!!!!!

[crazymisscarlza]

far out im gonna dream about that now!!!!!!!!

[melissatiler]

he is HOT lol

[alphie93]

The line sucks just like the movie. =/

[NuttyNetterz]

the movie isn't all that but the BOOK is :)

[xlastacountx]

w e i r d. why does he say that for real?! *very confused* she isn't even theone climbing the tree...but anyway...you have to admit edward is cool

[NuttyNetterz]

i think he says that because baby spider monkeys tend to cling to their parents for transportation... lol idk

[OpposeGravity101]

Yeah, because spider monkeys cling.

[crazymisscarlza]

for real he says "you better hold on tight spirder monkey"

[samhaley3]

ohhhhh dear, eargasm every time he says thattttt. wahhhhh

[lexislulu]

he sound so hott when he says that and when he says complications look it up its hot

[MrSpender888]

lolz, repeating again and again

[Elderscrollsluver]

=D Oh God...his voice is so hot when he says that o_0

[5739375026]

SPIDERMONKEY!!!!

[hbug90212]

he sounds so hot when he says that

[Edwardsgal61]

wait... i don't understand the whole spidermonkey thing.... like, why does he say that??? it makes no sense to me!! ahh! but serisouly... go edward!!

[OxoxOcaitlinOxoxO]

his VOICE is sexy!

[DMJCEKB]

wtf is with the upside down one

anyways

BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT SPIDER MONKEY

[csilove238]

he is so sexy when he says better hold on tight spider monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zepa94]

i love edward cullen :]

[JonasfanGirl1000]

I love edward!! but i seriuosly hate bella. if ur on TEAM EDWARD BABY! go to my channel!

[csilove238]

funny

[roorye]

wow that got me disey!

[CZMproductions]

.........its too repetative and it was REALLY anoying.....try again

[skylercullenlol]

serisly "spider monkey", "monkey man"?? LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT THO!!!!!!!

[funnybunny4205]

i lve tht part

[twilight8grl]

i wish i was kristan in that sean. more the kissing one though :b

[topcatxr6]

rofl

[CutieLove4Ever]

OK we get it Gosh

Awesome line but it can get annoying

[ricanprynsezz]

lmao! lmao! lmao!!! omg this video went straight to my favorites lmao

[nikkirox9]

haha mine to =D

[DEMMALL]

lol he takes like a huge breath thru his nose every time! it gets annoying after a while!lol

[naleylove099]

love this line. best line in the movie!

[andieatscandy]

hahahhahaha lolz super hilarious..im a spidermoney..ur a spidermoneky..lets be spidermonkeys together!!!

[elliec578]

how do u do that thing were it speeds up

[MrsNickJonas2323]

lmao fave line from that movie =D i love how he like breathes in deep before he says it. lmfao

[escapehissfate]

FAVED!

[RoObeyBabess]

lool that line cracks me up every time. :L

[DazzledbyEdward1918]

i like slow mo the best. lol rofl

[Kukeseen12]

How much he have to do that action? :D

[jessmeok]

that was so sexy when he said it

"You better hold on tight Spider Monkey."

you know what I think Stephenie Meyer

was like "Damn! I wish I would've thought of that line when I was writing the book! Oh well, put it in the movie!"

lol

[ImBellafromTwilight]

This is so funny!!! I love that part!!! LMAO

[zakonsilvia]

hahahahahahaha...

[iluvthejman]

hes sounds so weired when he says it

[Twilighter4Lifee14]

haha wow!

thats one of my favorite lines in the entire movie!

it doesn't get that annoying to me really lol.

[xoBBGoodxo]

I didn't get that line.

Where did he get that nickname? Am I missing something? haha

[rjavargas]

cuz one of her theories was radio active spider and cryptonite and a cyrptonite is a type of monkey so he jes took spider and monkey and said you better hold on tight spider monkey

[siobhanwxx]

hahhahaha his voice sounds weird after a wile nd da words lost there meanin 2 me lol

[1402077]

ome!!! Great line.

[SusanBrooklyn]

Some one has too much time on their hands to do this.. lol.

[6789987667899876]

XD maybe the stupidest and funniest thing ever!!

It's get's annoying after 1:00

[preemoblondie14]

WOW that is so funny!!! He sounds kinda weird there, like he's moaning but its funny

I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, roberts pretty hot with gold eyes!

[cornontheblockfan55]

i luuuuuv him! but this gets kinda weird after a while

[twlightfaninlove]

funny 0:21

[tylove110]

that is the most idiotic thing ive seen in my life!!! what the fuck were you thinking when you put this on youtube?!?! its just annoying and insulting!!!!

[starfirefan12]

i love his voice

haha at 0:11 slow motion is hialrious

[1402077]

so sexy

[AROwsley]

ok this is a little creepy

[LorraineGuerin]

ah. that's a bit creepy.

[Emy13273]

you gotta love that dude

[iloveme5524]

sexy

[cristinababyx3]

omg he sounds so sexy

[blckdawn2]

he IS sexy!

[vivienne90210]

ahaha after listening to the 'action!' and then the line so many times, it starts to sound all heavy and orgasmic

[cristinababyx3]

lmfaooo

[RawrFunkyLlama8]

after watching this, the wards "action! you better hold on tight spider monkey" sound REALLY weird.

[lilpup101mg]

i hate this movie to hell!

and that line was gay. face it. if it was someone else saying it u would all be like eww wtf that was stupid!

[konypies]

too many spider monkeys aAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[deathMETALkoala]

No offence.....i mean rob is extremly sexy but wat the hell is with this scene i mean spider monkey??? wtf??

[djflexismebabyboo]

ma fav part of the movi kuz his smile hair body n he sounds soo fukin hot =]

[Chiotange]

i luv this and when rosalie says my monkey man

well i just luv monkeys!!!!

[JONASBOYSLOVExx]

ahhhhh,fxkkkking sexxxy!

[lemon462]

My favorite line of the movie!!!!!!!!! I love Rob!!

[Angel123117]

lmao... this is my favorite line

[dinosaurousjonas]

the way he says that is SOOOOOOOO fucking sexy.. unvelieveably .........

[rexyroo2]

i no it is...!

[jasmineaustin]

his is so hot

[tiffanymcgee]

I am dying! hahaha

[SHEWOLF98]

robert pattinson is my bro he got that name from me thats what he calls me! his little spidermonkey

!!!!!!-best love to the best big bro

[xx3m0l0v3xx]

...sureeeeeee....

[EmmettDazzlesMe]

His american accent is just. . .Wow.

<3

[xx3m0l0v3xx]

lol yeahh when he tries to hide his british accent he kind of sounds southern...haha.

[ecwrulesbad100]

I agree. I thought he was American. But in Harry Potter 4, he didn't hide it at all.

[twilightrocks116]

this is the best part next to the kissing scene

[AnimeGirl15205]

That is my fave part of the movie thanks for making the vid

[TwilightFever11]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He sounds extremly hot!

[vivigwen]

I fell out of my chair laughing when I saw this in the movie theater

[jessix201]

Hawt  Better hold on tight spider monkey.

[dragonfire1433]

he sounds mad sexy when he says that! the movie was awesome

[shikamarubabi11]

O_O lol... i wish it was jasper and alice... XD SO HOT!!!!!

[koda440]

wow lol this is sick and funny at the same time (sick as in rocken cool)

[beanwuzhere]

*eyeroll* well, honestly--I liked that line BEFORE I watched this video.

[TwilighterNo1billion]

Ooooh! I saw the movie today (I would've been the day it came out but I just HAD to gather all my friends so it took a bit to find a day they were all free) and this line is KICK F***ing ASS!!! I lurved the movie to death!!!!! I even got a free poster! ^^

[McMonkeyGal]

LOL i saw taht movie last night. every time edward walked on to the screen, everyone screamed. and then it showed bella, and everone was just like........okay. enough bella. go back to the hot guys!

[dramatic2mess]

omg haha same thing happened when i went

[lilsweetone427]

When I was at the movies watching Twilight everybody laughed when they heard him say that. Not exactly funny, but cute. I love how Rob sounds in Twilight. Such a great accent, considering he's British.

[horsefan48]

Wow, I love his voice, but all this is is Edward saying "You Better Hold On Tight, Spider Monkey" about 50 times, what's the point?

[jadesgirl666]

he doesnt say it that much in the movie he the person that created it made him do that

[horsefan48]

really! i actually thought that Rob would say that over and over, you know for the people who didn't hear him the first 20 times! :) (Sarcasm)

[dkandidc]

HAHAHAH I LIKE THE CHIPMUNK VERSION OF *deep breath* u better hold on tight spider monkey!

hehehhehehe wooo i love tht line!

[xoxoSHANNENxoxo]

sexy ;)

[dawnsoccer4]

i love his voice!!! :)

[redwolf102]

holy crap rob is such a loser

[kaffeefan93]

okay I think that line burned in for ever :D it was pretty often but I love it! Team edward ;)

[OBDAdancer]

ok now i have that line burned into my memory!!!do ya think they said it enough times lolz robert is a SEXXI BEEAST!!!

[Kforever19]

man,

i am in love with him.

i wish all guys were like edward.

i want one for a boyfriend

AND HIS VOICE IS SOOO SEXY.

[SoonToBeDisney]

LOL...

I think that's a really cute line!

Dabs

[MrsCullenTwilight]

I LOVE EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!! ROBERT!!!!! you better hold on tight,spider monkey... im gonna say that all the time now!!

Robert marry me?

[edwardC4life]

2 bad hes marring ME ooooooooooooooo hey go to my page look at my favorits and then click on the 8 minite one its the hole time shes at his house its not just the dancing part its the whole thing AMAZING

[GoodxCharlottexGirl]

lol i love robert<33

[jimjam522]

OMG I LOVE YOU Robert Pattinson!!!!!!!

You ROCK,You AND your lines!!!!

You are the SEXIEST man ALIVE!!!!!!!

Marry me???

[BunearyGirl]

You better hold on tight spider monkey.

I think I found my new favorite quote.

X3

[Lcuy12345]

Do you think he played the clip enough times? OMFG! Robert Pattinson. I love oyu. You hav e a sexy voice.

marry me?

.x.

[animerpgctc]

His voice sounds so hooooooot :DD

[SWEETMUSIC654]

how many timesto replay that clip its so funny

[briXxXme]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT thats gonna be my qoute for the week

[MontanaandHannah]

haha

i love this!!!

ROBERT (Spunk Ransom) ROCKS!!!!!!!

[shadowlover789]

I LOVE EDWARD! AND ALL HIS LINES!!!!!

[littlemermaidhp]

god that is super annoying but i cant look away!

[minitart]

Lol I know

[summerforever112]

omg im gonna lik show tht to everybody... haha chipmunk

[iHeartNickJ527]

spidermonkey...? lol

[twilightismylove1]

lol upside down

[tessiie93]

i feel violated because i watched this!