Alex Reads Twilight: Ch. 23-24

[fsm786110]

LOVED IT!! ou ruined it for me though, I actually liked the book. Ah well, laughed more than I had in a month. HILARIOUS

[wtfmclovin]

Alex Likes the Pussy xD

[anmoney93]

Alex Day has changed my original thoughts on Twilight.....Damn him and his british accent and ability to make people see sense....Lol. ;P

[AkaSoAwesome]

I told all my friends that if they bought me Twilight for my birthday, I would burn it and dance around the fire singing Satanic songs.

They offered to bring the fire wood <3

[TheWhovianViolinist]

Did you go see Breaking Dawn? And if so your thoughts?

[0009catherine]

Please do the next one, it's so entertaining

[btrain111]

"...and then he's just gonna like SUCK HER DRY...."

[Rater362]

Bella going to the nurse because she feels faint is like twenty pages.

Bella dying, then coming back: five pages.

[Rater362]

"But, I'm not gay." I can just imagine thousands of gay men cursing under their breath.

[Tubenuub]

bahahahah "APE-OUT"! epic

[ToshiBecca]

So lucky, I read the second one and Bella whined so much I started imagining a completely different story while reading. All I remember is her complaining and then the end. I wish I remembered less.

[katiemooable]

"you next time you see your bella swan, give her a slap round the face" lololol

[TeamieAdz]

i am a bella swan haha

[bloodlightningXD]

A few pages is often how long a chapter is in a book though :3 But for a climax scene? Not really.

[nerdywriterx3]

*some

[nerdywriterx3]

I died when he got all awkward at the front he was like umm dome people are "gay" but Im not Im straght but um some people are and thats um okay but um yeah,,,LOL

[KsKfl11]

OMG. I LOLD at 0:48-0:50 :D

[sgdfnd2497]

he rips her uterus out.....

[SSHGL]

I was the 637,000 view :P

[ToumaFanGurl]

when i saw the new moon book i screamed "BURN THE FUCKING BOOK!"

[Moosethery]

Breaking Dawn was really well made... o3o

[MessedUpGrasshopper]

It should be a continuous beep if it stopped...

[shoyrurox]

@MessedUpGrasshopper Nah, it's only like that in movies. In real life it's just quiet.

[vanessascreativeside]

Crap I think I am 'my Bella Swan...'

[ninjageekandgamer]

there is an ad for twilight on the right while im watching this

[RyleeBranum]

hey...hey alex. did you pay to watch the breaking dawn movie? huh? huh? did ya?

[ThatGirlLife]

"Her Heart Stopped!!!! THAT NOT GOOD"

<3

[georgieeguitar]

when he said that he was going to rip the pages out i thought he was just kidding...

[bmarveled]

DID YOU WATCH BREAKING DAWN!?

[PigsFlyingAeroplanes]

Her heart, her fucking heart STOPPED...That's not good...

[TheKaitybugs]

Did he watch it?

[Thegigglecompany]

I rarely laugh out loud, but this was HAAALARIOUS! :D

[MrzPicatu]

Thanks a lot Alex. I just slapped my mum. I blame you. (but thanks)

[NIKEsweet476]

Haha, from 5:31 on... confusing! :P

[HanHansell]

...better get your movie ticket, Alex.

[TheCyberchickz]

It came out ;).

[anniethesponge]

Not only is it ridiculous that her heart apparently stopped (meyer vs science again) but wouldn't it be a flatline instead of silence? The stupid ingredients to to a stupid last chapter in a STUPID book. But it's been fun :) I love re-watching them.

[xlorahx19]

I wonder what he thought of breaking dawn...

[cakebomb77]

his t shirt is a poster in my school

[sophsoph456]

I agreed with you, then went to go and see it, and they don't show ALL of the sex scene, or Edward biting through her uterus and when Bella's back breaks, I honestly thought she was doing a hula-hoop without the actual hoop...

[gracesatchmo]

Alex Reads The Hunger Games! TROLOLOL

[acciothatguitar]

oh yeah, and i'm loving the hilarity that they actually did include the three things at the end :') like genuinely, how did they even get away with that :L

[acciothatguitar]

omg has made me laugh harder than i have for ages :L like ugly snorting laughter. dear lord. hilarious.

[kikkavebb]

well, now that breaking dawn ACTUALLY is a movie, i hope you will show us some sort of review? ( I only saw half, before i went out to puke)...

[Coolerthanu681]

pause at 0:50

[PrettyBogusMaking]

I saw all your videos where you read it and thought it was so hilarious how you MST 3000 the sh*t out of the book. If you thought the book was funny, watch the movie called Vampires Suck. It's a movie that totally makes fun of Twilight like you did.

[TheKkandcc]

But she does become a vampire....

[Lyssiespirit]

"it was impossible, but i did" what he just said it was impossible hahahahahaha

[xxmisshettyhoranxx]

i dont know if you'll find this insulting or not but sometimes you look like a young robert pattinson or is that just me? haha XD

[thelukepeacock]

Plz plz read new moon

[eglo879]

"No we definitely can't do this, we can't show Bella getting fucked so hard that she knocks herself out"

Actually. Crying.  With. Laughter

[JustBecause110]

"They're standing face-to-face with their hands on each others face."

[JordnBee]

HER HEART! HER FUCKING HEART STOPPED!

[foreverLOVELESS1993]

soooo. alex. have you seen breaking dawn yet? ;D



[gigiisthecoolest]

Did read the book (years ago). Watched all of these videos. The book took much longer to read than watching all these videos did, and it's all the same thing, but this is much more entertaining!!!

[zoeypinky10]

Haha she did become a vampire soo did u see it lozza

[LawlLauren]

That UMPHH -3

[megalina12ify]

"her heart! her fucking heart stopped! thats really bad!

i don't think edward's taking this as seriously as he should be!"

[starjen222]

What a tease at the end :(

[laura123roxx]

DID YOU WATCH BREAKING DAWN YET?? REVIEW IT REVIEW IT XD

[WeShouldntSing]

There was a breaking dawn ad next to this video. I don't think they are getting to the correct demographics here...

[TeamEdward464]

love the bit with charlie at the end waaayyyy

[edwardlover111]

did you pay money to see breaking dawn??

[V3v3rit2a]

I'm a Bella Swan....I just slapped myself...I'm sorry...:))

[popzmuse007]

Love how they actually did make a film out of breaking Dawn and it had all those things in it :P

[Standoutfitin]

I think that was Stephanie's way of saying in a very non-scientific way that Bella's heart 'skipped a beat'

[kaladevirulez]

NOOOOOOOOOO he finished it :(

[slash1dot1dash]

Ok I know it was a shit book, but HOW CAN YOU RIP OUT THE PAGES?!?!?! BLASPHEMY!!!

[AAAAbbyyE]

i love how you ripped pages out of the book with no care, awesome!

[xXAlixRadcliffeXx]

@Bugzhay95 He's already read them :)

[JamesGarfieldDavis]

Just to smart arse a little: the beeping is the heart stopping. The beeping stops when the heart beats so yeah. Stooped Stephany Myer I guess...

[Bugzhay95]

screw twilight lo. you should read The hunger Games, it is so freakin amazing

[Chad210387]

well I've never read it & couldn't be bothered to google, Alex never mentions his age in any of the videos so I just assumed. Lol but still, he's over 100... that's too old to be going out with a 16 year old

[icesk8r960]

If you hate short chapters this much, you won't like Maximum Ride...

[EruptingToaster]

I can imagine them standing around just with their hands covering each other's faces. Like some sort of weird greeting ritual in a foreign country. Instead of waving, you slap your hand onto the person's face and keep it there until they do the same. XD

[jessym64]

MY THOUGHT; edward sucking out the poison in bella's arm... wouldnt that just increase the poison? because he's also a vampire.. so wouldnt poison from his mouth add to the poison that james gave her?...

[jessym64]

haha he's so awkward when he acknowledges his shirt

[sarahbella95]

Breaking Dawn... Sorry... It's the end of cinema!

[ladygagarocks17]

i think by the thing it meant by her heart stopping was that her heart skipped a beat? :P maybe

[Chad210387]

I just realised, we never actually find out how old Edward Cullen is... he looks 17, but he could be like, 63 or something.

Stephanie Myers... romanticising peadophiles

[Szaapoobaa]

@Chad210387 Don't we? He was born in 1901 so he's now 111.

[EruptingToaster]

@Chad210387 In vampire years he's like 107 or something. How do I know this? I once read Twilight. At the time I was younger, I didn't know how AWFUL it was! To think I enjoyed it once, ugh. Stephanie Meyer + Science/Math/Music = Wrong.

[Ambersoccerforward]

HER HEART! HER FUCKING HEART STOPPED!

[Ambersoccerforward]

I love his shirt!

[Alizastack]

the word 'face' doesnt seem real enough any more

[TheEliseylou]

@nerimon Sadly all three of those things were put into the film... My eyes exploded! It wasnt pleasant...

[agentpickles111]

actually she does become a vampire unfortuantly

[talkingloudlyatpeopl]

you got remarkably more handsome with this amazing hair of yours

[HeyItzmeJade]

oh but they did out it in a movie...

[Remember1973]

And ironically, Breaking Dawn is the ad on the side of this page XD

[flutefrost]

DOOOOPPPPEEERRRRMMMIINNE!!!



[DripinYelaMadnz]

Thumbs up if you are you're friends bella swan

[brittnyann798]

So, did u see breaking dawn lmfao!!

[BaldurLily]

I just watched chapter 1-24.. (note that i didn't read that shit). worst book ever written? yes. best video on youtube? Fuck Yes.

[alexanderamcqueen]

Oooooohhh!! The poor book! Mock it for all it's worth, but DON'T TEAR OUT PAGES! That Must be crime!! :0 (Super funny though!)

[WaxDimension]

You know what else is a chapter?

"My mother is a fish."

It is, however, not shit.

[FollowZombie]

Your next video should be "Alex reviews Breaking Dawn". Preferably with the faces you did whilst watching the film. |D

[YourRandomestFriend]

Wow. He finished it! That's what I call stamina. :)

[AaronVloggg]

When he ripped out the pages for real, my laugh was unreal :') ;)

[Lushification1]

Everyone is getting upset that he ripped a book...i dont consider twilight a legitamate book...

[divadevil123]

cant stop cracking up at this :') ahh alex :) and have u watched breaking dawn yet??

[Alizastack]

my favourite bit:

'i touched is face'

*facepalms camera*

'LOOK'

[LilMissMadHatterBell]

Turns out they can show her spine breaking...it was beyond weird. Im not saying any more than that xD

[ZombrideXD]

Haha you have to watch it now

[artemisroxs]

Obviously you havent reasd the sixe of James Pattersons chapters

[CrazyKrazyMind]

Oh yes they can. And they did.

[whitebellieddorks]

.. Um Alex.. What if I am the Bella Swan of my life? (It's a hypothetical question, in case you were wondering...)

[612littleprince]

It took you over a year to read this... I think this says more about Twilight than your reading abilities.

[Chfez6000]

"somethings don't have to end" "nice try, bella"

[LoverOfBeatles16]

i love how the majority of the ads while i watched this series consisted of this: "Anne Rice knows how to tell a story." BURN, twilight, BURN!

[tycoonwelly1]

Funniest one yet!

[rosa17malfoy]

0:48 orgams face :Plol

[xawesomegirlx1]

Casually ripping pages out :') her heart stopped. Big deal much?!?!!! jeez

[TheEmzBemz]

That was a pretty good cliffhanger Alex!

[IBabyMinecraft]

i mean, he peobably could have written the booke a lot better...

[Spockulous]

Oh dear god. They really do show all those things in the movie

[Emilyyllove]

HA she does become a vampire!

[skaterboy747ify]

"the next time you see your bella swan give them a good slap around the face" i cant agree with alex to that, NO ONE is as bad as bella swan... SLAP

[LozzieMargaret]

And yet in the movie that came out last year of Breaking Dawn, they did manage to sow all those things :Dx

[xKissablexoxHersheyx]

For Alex's girlfriend: He would be REALLY freaked out if your heart stopped.

[zetyshahirah94]

I don't understand how this haven't got a million views yet. It's funny as hell! I've watched this for the third time hahha

[TheAlmightyBabyDrago]

They did make Breaking Dawn a movie...

[MikaXKempo]

So... Did you watch Breaking Dawn?

[AnavaAzar0321]

His laugh is so perfect.

[Manycanbe]

Excellent cliff hanger at the end! :O

[bloopideebloop]

cracked up when they stood face to face with their hands on each other's faces

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[emmaagogo]

i love how it took you nearly a year to read this awful awful book

[specialmehyaya]

I don't care if it's "How to Blow Up the Universe and Kill Everyone", YOU DON'T FUCKING DEFACE BOOKS.

Murderer. If you weren't so brilliant I'd unSub -.-

[loveobug123]

I don't care that it's twilight... BUT YOU JUST MURDERED A BOOK! A BOOK! killer.

[o0OShivani]

2 years on, after the release of Breaking Dawn... Did ya like it? ;)

What a shit movie...

[aaahhhhaaaahhhh]

If it stopped hummm i ponder if she had a Near Death Experience.

[TheMaroonMango]

How'd you like the Breaking Dawn movie Alex?

[AnacondaMiningCo]

I am that bella swan... MASOCHISM FTW

[SuperHeroMania]

I can't believe you made it this far, I swear I've seen people pull their eyes out after Ch. 7

I applaud you, good chap

[muggzieandrupert]

i thought it was funny when he said " they cant show her getting f***ed so hard she passes out or her spine breaking" but in the movie they showed all of that.

[Lenjaful]

Actually my boyfriend is my Bella Swan, he apologizes for EVERYTHING. I'll slap him for you, Alex.

[SurfaceCollison]

Ape Out for you is Face Palm for me. 

[Mmtruempy]

I almost died laughing during the "her hand is on his face, his hand is on her face commentary" lol Tears of laughter my friend and I both had to pause it til we could hear what you were saying again. Thank you so much =) You're great

[shubadubabambu]

so did you watch breaking dawn yet? :)

[SonjaStar96]

hahahaha love that awkward beginning :P

[1ts4llm3]

"HER HEART STOPPED BEATING" queue +44!

[echothechipette1]

yet they did show those things lol X3

[BuffyTheSlayer14]

Why didn't Edward's "venom" get injected into Bella when he tried to suck James's "venom" out? They were both doing the exact same thing, they were both sucking Bella's blood.

[GirlWithARedScarf]

Jacob becomes a werewolf, Bella becomes a vampire, she had a half-vamp kid (named Renesme...ick.), her kid grows at an alarming rate, and then Jacob falls in love with her kid. They are all happy. The End.

[TheStephanie3530]

This is the only thing that i have watched on a screen that has ever made me laugh like i just did!!!!!!!!.... I know.... Im sad....

[iAmSoEpicYea]

hahaha you have to go see breaking dawn now because you promised :L

[g2g17]

He sounds kinda scottich when he says "Her heart stopped!"

[pontonion]

breaking dawn is a two parter! WHAT THE FUCK?!

[UsedtoWoW]

please, I am begging you to do New Moon as well!

[Darcyz097]

haha random as video linked from mystery guitarman but very funny :)

[TheEllieNewman]

I think you should tell us all what you thought of breaking dawn!

[EmoRockOut]

i think we found the one person on this earth that hates twilight MORE than robert pattinson

[LilyLoo2100]

hey you get to pay money! for part 1 and part 2!

[FluffyCatProduction]

LOL. I just- LOL. I can summarise Breaking Dawn for you. Bella gets fucked, has a baby that's not possible because of the fact that Edward's body doesn't physically age and all that shit and it's not possible. Then the whole middle of the story is just so boring, and then there's this thing at the end but there's no battle, they just talk things over and all go home.........

[Samsmilify]

@FluffyCatProduction couldn't have said it better myself, they prepare for battle then just have a little chat and its all sorted

[alabalacr2]

xD talking about good cliff hangers...the end *new moon*

[leatherandcigarettes]

LMFAO, the ending of the video omg. i knew there was something fishy about that, then BOOM

[leatherandcigarettes]

i love it when you says 'fuckin hell' omg

[MsHabtami]

well they did make the movie and did show her getting f@(ked so hard she passes out they showed the spi.e breaki.g and blurry showed the uterus patlrt you definatly heard him biting and ripping it was gross.

[Anum897]

That must be a huge relief! Finishing twishite...

[SLOTloven]

I'm sorry but you did math wrong... two plus two plus one does not equal three...

[SLOTloven]

That was amazing that you actually ripped it out ha

[themudgekin1294]

Sooooo...did you see Breaking Dawn?

[Torikelani]

LOL. I love how the showed all those things in the Breaking Dawn movie......Which sucked horribly..

[pixelsofrelativity]

YOU NEED TO WATCH BREAKING DAWN!

[Emmitaytaytaylor]

DID YOU WATCH BREAKING DAWN?????????????

[luigi55]

I wish I had a Bella Swan in my life to slap in the face... :<

[Goldenfur12698]

Funny because they actually did show all of those things.