Oozinator - Questionable Super Soaker

[Techn0neko]

The fact that this was once a real product makes me question the how drunk the r&d department was

[CasinAandC]

Press 3 for creepy black kid.

[3000JBL]

CARLOS PENA FROM BIG TIME RUSH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's the kid that says GROSSSSSS !!!!!!

[Keeper3k]

I play this game all the time, only I dont have a super-soaker.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Ejaculation

[DemonicOutlaw6]

I kinda got one of these around my 12th b-day.

[95sergiob]

lol the black kid oohhhh yyeeaaahhh

[xUnionJackGirlx]

@95sergiob he says yuck

[neard2000]

@jjbuttcheese

[ladycplum]

Fapping required for maximum pump action

[Jesterclown17]

"Major pumping required!"

... I bet.

[2000sDigitalBoy]

Major pumping required

[dariancypher]

I still don't know if this is a real commercial...

[ShinyVelvetRose1]

This is what happens when you let a perverted pedo make a kid's toy, lol

[MrXenetics]

Too old!

[jessprattable]

press 3

[BigJBO12]

lol major pumping required

[ginomad]

cumtime

[nobenser]

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[TheAgol07]

Its also a substitute for a rubber didlo -_-

[NightWolfBeast]

LMFAO

[ThroughRock]

I'd like to squirt it in my face...

[MrLeoKasper]

just put semen on that oozinator!

[RickLowerboy84]

Jerry Sandusky owns one.

[LilSistagurl4Life]

@RickLowerboy84 LMFAO

[RickLowerboy84]

0:14 "Major Pumping Required".

[memlet88]

saw one on ebay for $120, now that's what i call a(puts on shades)..."Money Shot" awww yeah

[Itachi21x]

"Warning! May cause pregnancy!"

[TheIcefang]

so much LUBE 

[sammie3519]

Like this for Carlos Pena <3 :)

[Cteeal]

a cum gun

[Chippy348]

Press 3, 5, 6...

And it only work if u have a dirty mind...

[Bombster999]

my friend had one i didn't even think about that. :D

[visioneerone]

So much WTF

[xXbrencamXx]

Smosh bring me here!

[oingofan]

Kid tested, Pedobear approved.

[ashhh87]

this may sound weird, but who cares

i bet this takes a while to fill up

[Tolpification]

WTF

[noname311298]

press 6

[TheRedstoneFTW]

keep pressing 3 XD LOLOLOLOL AAAW YEA!! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[TheRedstoneFTW]

...I will never sleep sound again...

[OneWayOffical]

the kid at 0:11 hahaha

[MrGreenTiger]

I need an adult?

I AM AN ADULT!

[trailmarker30]

looks like jerry sanduskys house!!..sorry i know its not funny i just had to say it.

[ketamphetamine]

0:06 justin bieber taking a load in his mouth

[who919]

the first kid looks like this has happend before

[groovinupslowly]

it's even more disturbing because they're disgusted by it.

0:12 "AWESOME!"

[LongboardFreedom11]

lol adult supervision required

[TheIVYRAVE]

OMG I remember this advert! phahahahahaha!

[emelinek2]

Oh my... what in the hell... who thinks.... Bleh!

[FinalDestination018]

Oozinatior Instructions:

1. Pump well. Don't be scared to get a little aggressive with it.

2. After a few moments of pumping, aim gun at random girl's pants, shoot.

3. Laugh, point, scream 'whore', run away.

WARNING: DO NOT PUMP TOO HARD OR YOUR GUN WILL EXPLODE PREMATURELY.

[BricktropolisStudios]

Major pumping required

[banjerjesse8]

mine is better AND it's free

[BLOXmation]

Get your refills from a sperm bank near you!

[YoyoingPony]

0:11 INTERCOURSE!

...And that's how the ammo is made.

[jasonbestkills]

HYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH



[eass]

In a few years that'll be coming out of something else, boys

[lucastremblay07]

press 6 for lulz

[lucastremblay07]

*gets hit in face* DISGUSTING! at 0:09

[ElNingyou]

Peter North's stunt-double.

[Nick1019fox]

Press 3 then keep repeating...

[wObbLE0695]

press 6 is you wanna see chuck norris's son

[NatDuv121]

Yes kiddies make the gun cum.

[AnointedCrys313]

Why is it that we never notice the "interesting" topics until we're adults? Never really looked at it this way when I was a kid, but damn...

[bucklesfitzerkitten]

Hold 5

[RandomDeathChild]

DISGUSTING

[mcr6478]

Sooo.. if i shove that in my vagina i get alien babies?

[iLoveGuinness45]

I wonder if Peter North will endorse this.

[fkeeler11]

major pumping required...

[Ranteal]

Press 3. Wrong on so many levels.

[jjbuttcheese]

I had one of these T_T

[Joel354vanfanel]

@jjbuttcheese FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT

[DocterEvil111]

@jjbuttcheese Want me to get mine?, I'll let it drip on you as i pump it slowly

[snapple6661]

@DocterEvil111 hahahahahaha is that meant to be kinky? lol :D

[Mrsammow]

@jjbuttcheese I wish I had one of these

[fireeyeminenu]

press 6

[mrfalafl]

This can't be real

[halokey136]

Why dose that stuff that it shoots look white sorry but it dose

[sega31098]

I'm just glad I didn't hit puberty yet when I saw this.

[qwerty12149]

press 6. you're welcome

[Hellofriend332]

0:04 That nigga just rubs it in! XD

[joaovictor1994]

DISGUSTING!!!!!!

[doomslayer133]

press 3 actually

[doomslayer133]

press 2 for "awe yeah"

[Rageissues]

I'm twelve years old and what is this?

[jessicaboobs912]

so I am sweet charming

[TheAgol07]

major pumping required wtf O_o

[AngelosMonark]

we meet again 240 p

[FWTrump]

...... While people say that you should keep your mind out of the gutter, I now think that every design team for kid's toys needs at LEAST one person with their mind in the gutter, so that they may point out the blantently obvious of what is wrong with the toy being made.

[egdeltur666]

No.

no no no no no no no no.

[crow33215]

Awww Yeahh!



[MutantEnemyGirl]

That kid squirting everyone is going to be a rapist. One who says "Awesome" after every crime.

[benjamin656564]

the jizzanator

[baronvg]

Man, after they filmed the commercial they must have known it was a bad idea but they STILL put it out there! I love the end of the commercial: Major pumping required.

Uh huh, I'm sure.

[Algahiem]

Yeah, every guy knows you have to get a firm grip and jerk the handle it a few times to build up pressure before you can release your load. XD

[theabcevaluation]

3, 5, and 6 :)

[Akira625]

Why didn't they call it the Bukkakinator?

[Mehz0rz]

I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.

[equan0x]

Press 3 for .. oh wait- never mind.

[gageman70]

Slimy, yet...satisfying.

[MikelXlXlXl]

I gotta load with my load.

[Lgg130]

"major pumping required. refill sold separately" -.-

[lovinit53]

dont we all have built in oozinators?

[therealerf909]

@lovinit53 Only about half the world's population.

[clumzzydays]

Do u really need to buy that?

[scribb7]

pumping your oozinator until it squirts a sticky white substance at 8 year olds, what's questionable about that?

[aperson12345654321]

what the hell is that stuff?

[JScriptnoob]

this is luvi's penis

[skeletorphd]

How dare they take my home movies and edit them to sell their junk!!!

[ilovebusshystuff911]

wtf is wrong with our media and kids these days?

[TheSpragueles]

0:07 is the best kid

[Brittonsp]

Pedobear alert

[failbrownie]

i find this easy to mastubate to ??? nooooooooooooot!

[TheGlock80]

i have the weirdest boner right now O.o

[Theolppoman]

WOW IT HAVE NEW ABILITY TO SHOOT SEMEN ON YOUR FRIENDS!

[dududu9531]

pause at 0:10

Is that....the joker?

[jesus199713]

semen

[drumking1006]

Dear Santa.........

[rhynoboy2009]

@drumking1006 thumbs up whore

[Foogayzee]

0:11 I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going.

[lshiMaru]

Cool, you can make your own ammo.

[jatroy90]

@lshiMaru pahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[mrDeffBeatz]

"Major pumping required"

Figures

[pimpofdoom]

press 6 for retarded kid who i really want t punch

[obbma4ler22]

@pimpofdoom

That kids face/voice pisses me off too lol.

[pimpofdoom]

@obbma4ler22 i wanan like hold his face in one hand and a brick in the other and mash the two together as hard as i fuckign can over and over again LOL

[obbma4ler22]

@pimpofdoom

Thats.....DISGUSTING!

[pimpofdoom]

@obbma4ler22 isnt that fuccing retarded? lol and his head motion theres no reason in all fo existence ot do that lol

[MrJakiecakes]

Pedo Bear approves

[21NaneitersBaileys14]

erm i got moneys

[Skibadeeba]

I know the second kid to get oozed on.....he got so much shit for this when it got aired.

[billionz90210]

fap fap fap fapp

[GoofyPlanB95]

shoots jizz up to 50 feet!

[Synaw97]

it said "REFILL SOLD SEPERATELY" at the end......EWWWW

[CaeserOct]

The kids didn't react this way when I did the same thing in my van.

[kakashinarutofan]

@CaeserOct hahahahhhahaha, you have to be the top comment.

[BootyFister]

I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS VIDEO.

[LadyKokoa]

@BootyFister

And the Soaker masturbated...over..you.

[BootyFister]

@LadyKokoa I came!

[casem46]

LOL

[santhoshyt2]

why buy the refill when i can make it myself

[Zmann1218]

That black kid looks a little too happy for this product

[ed103194]

0:11 lol@ disgusting!

[trent1097sfriend]

The black kid liked it

[deVall3y]

lmao

[jozilife]

xD OMFG! I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!

[MrMIMISEKU]

This is the most sexually suggestive commercial I have ever seen in my life.

[uploadmycodblkops]

skeet skeet skeet



[Monjonbo]

IT'S A SEX JOKE

[Deroni76]

I got the portable edition.

[ThisFilipinoBruh]

@Deroni76 ... the one on the commercial is also portable... ?

[martyxcallsiefer]

giggity

[MilesSavell]

Press 4 to see black kid cumming on some kids face.

[BearyChi]

Dont say eeww,say Ahhhhhh.

[AllStarBacon]

on god god. run for your lifes!

[aLTeC87]

169 people couldn't shoot the oozinator

[guatahala]

Definitely designed by alien pedophiles.

[rafilo007]

LOL, this is a PEDOMMERCIAL.

[ninjagamer1997]

LOL would of been funnier if the boy was shooting it at the girl lol

[JPisTeamInfidel]

Be better if it was an older man spraying kids

[MicrovoltsExploits]

The black kid liked it.

Press 6 for piss

[Karsynable]

the kid at0:07 looks like justin bieber

[wxp24]

press 8 for chinese asshole xD

[RyoIsWin]

almost every number you press is funny!

[stancosmos]

finally! a way to "ooze" children without getting arrested!

[Zzyyxxyyxx]

The guy who green lighted that must be the president of NAMBLA or something.

[HelterSkelterSOR]

DISGUSTING!!!! (high pitched voice)

[nobenser]

key 5

[Spearmintyify]

disgustiiing love that kid lol

[tehninja2]

Press 3 to see a kid get jizzed on and say aww yea

[Mattwav]

@tehninja2

it sounds like he is saying awwww yuck to me

[FieldsOfSorrow87]

Kids these days got it easy. When I was a kid and we wanted to ooze each other, we had to pull our wieners out and furiously masturbate. It was hard work!

[tyrantsfaceisred]

Play the video and keep pressing the 6 key!

[BankaiIchigo12345]

Cool rappidfire squirtgun. Now I've seen everything.

[xHogzYx]

keep pressing 4 for gorilla

[LeoneGayuma]

Press 5 to see a kid getting jizzed on.

[alvinsuc]

Press 3 to see a gay touching himself (:

[SuperSORAW]

disgusting!