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  • AQFV. (Al-Qaeda's Funniest Home Videos)

  • @shughes375 first of all the united stats of America has never had CIA be terrorist and we improved the middle east Iraq has a democracy thanks to us and we killed Osama bin laden thanks to president Obama and president bush. God bless our troops and good bless America

  • From my perspective...they are good & brave..

    No bullet proof vest and helmet needed..

  • thats why they are terrorist....they cant do a thing in war!! haha,

    some lucky hits i guess...

  • @tarium1980 any soldier will tell you they are the hardest soldiers to fight against....

  • fuck you

  • hahaahaahahahahahhahaahhahaaha­ha

  • Quaility, very funny especialy the kill a mole bit.

  • fucking shit

  • Haha dumb towel heads wtf is that

  • no wonder these always got their asses kicked by our good old US military boys

  • @georgepatton93 there is only 100 al qaeda there atleast 3/4 are in pakistan it wouldn't surpise me if that was the cia there those boys are like an international crime synidate for fuck sake how many countries have they fucked up in the last 50 years 80, 100? who knows only them there proof the cia are a bunch of criminal minulators

  • if.they.r.fools.then.way.they.­are.fucking.us.army.in.afghani­stan.

    

  • .-.

  • Brought to you by the Felony Reserve and the CIA.

  • that looks fun.

  • i wana play wack a mole mommy!!!

  • Benny Hill would be so proud of you! LMFAO!

  • I dont even know why the train because all they do is set ied's in the road or blow themselves up. seems like a big waste of time. Oops my bad theres nothing else to do but hump goats and talk shit

  • haha, look at them play on the monkey bars.... they think their training

  • GET UP!

    Fucking twats.

  • muslim are not terrorist. muslim are part of a solution not the problem.

    muslim belive in peace. you people belive in war,color,country,land,money. muslim belive in brothere hood (no color) muslim want heavan not money big houses. a muslim help and othere muslim or an other human bein who is in trouble who is bein haresd and who evern is bein injustic to,........ so please help a person who is in need, for money, justic, or what ever help him its you deuty from god.

  • They still neer learned how to shoot..

  • I dont know whats funny, the face this is their training, or the fact the America and NATO are still fighting them for 9 YEARS.

  • @Xiahoud Thats because there cowardly rats,and find hole to hide in.Or like the cowards they are, they hide among the population threatening to kill whole family if they resists.I think the solution to this problem should be a nuke on the middle east then cut up the glass and sell it to build the worlds largest Disney world.

  • AMERICIO KI MAA KI CHOOOTH MADARCHOD AMERICA DUNIYA KO KHUD KA GULAM SAMAJHTA H.. BADVE KI NASAL BUSH DUNIYA P AMERICI HUKUMUT KAYAM RAKHNE K LIYE EK DESH KO DOOSRE K KHILAF BHADKATA REHTA H. SUVAR KI AAULAD AMERICA KI VAJAH SE HINDUSTAN- PAKISTAN KA RISHTA THEEK NAHI HO PAA RAHA H.. AMERICA KO DAR H KYOKI VO JANTA H KI AB HINDUSTAN KISI KI BHI MAA CHOD SAKTA H TO VO HINDUSTAN-PAKISTAN AUR CHINA ME DARAR DALVA K KHUD KI HUKUMAT KAYAM RAKHNA CHATA H. MADARCHODO KI KHOON KI NADIYA BAHA DENI CHAIYE

  • who was edited this video? thats sounds is f*ckn idiot

  • OSAMA IS DEAD

  • pakistan is not a muslim country.but i like muslims very much.

    in pakistan baloch is very good.

  • @asadbzdr thx 4 liking muslims :)

  • all sponsored by the big usa in the mid 80's

    to fight the russians they were called the mudjahadin aka freedom fighters

    and now they call the same guys taliban or alciada

  • @discusvis010 true, the pig empire (usa) forget the monster what they have created

  • Whoever sped up the video, and put music to it is trying to make it seem like this is a joke, but you won't be laughing on the Day Of Judgement when they are walking into Jannah and the Kafirs are being shoved into HELLFIRE. So laugh now, but all disbelievers will be the joke when the Day Of Judgement arrives in which will not be no turning back..AMEEN!!!

  • @akabdullatif ...isnt it a shame to think all this freedom-fighters r now dead?

    it makes my heart bleed to think all this young men wanted to die...shame eh?

    some ppl r saying the dead muslims flesh is used to fuel Hell,, macabre !!!

  • This is so fake. And to think Americans fell for this garbage. Your media gave you this mess, and you ate it up.

  • bring it terrorist

  • why the fuck is there lion king music

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  • hahahahahaha

  • DRONES ARE A COMING

  • shut up mother fu****

  • 01 800 Al-Qaeda Dance!!

  • Now if only combat were all about gymnastics....

  • Dirty Niggers.

  • @longsweep1 man youre a retard to the japanese population. youre as bad as Justin Bieber plus you eat fart-butt sandwiches! *rimshot* HAHAHA! Fooled ya!!! ^_^

  • @SonzOfBambi

    dude I love Japan, of all contries in Asia my biggest honour goes to Japan.But think you had Justin Bieber a long time on your mind, think you better stop jerking as well as thinking you'll get a farted sandwich of Allah the almighty ass or Justin Bierber himself. " Fooled ya ", what a fool, you what ? your probably farted muslim existance, doesn't impress me, so please discuss with somebody else who's at least as dumb as you are

  • @longsweep1 Sorry about the arguement. Man, I've got to get Justin Bieber out of my fricking head. I didn't mean to be offensive. Thanx for reminding me. ^_^

  • @SonzOfBambi

    haha no problem, the kid is fag pile of shit :D

  • @longsweep1 I know, right. Say, we can subscribe each other.

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  • Lol... these terrorists think there all powerful... But if we werent concerned about innocent people they shield behind.. in 10 seconds we could end the war buy carpet bombing all of them and droppin some nukes.. Plus.. its hard to fight an internal terror group rather then a government army.

  • Pisslam...

  • @longsweep1 FUCK UR MUM

  • @jimberan13

    I don't care bitch, fuck your religion!

  • @longsweep1 you gay and racist. NOW GO SWEAR SOMEWHERE ELSE, Bastard.

  • @BadBoyztripl6

    I'm gonna swear on your mom, if she don't tell Allah to suck my cock imediatly

  • @longsweep1 knew it. u gay! hahaha!

  • @BadBoyztripl6

    hahaha not exactly but I'll do allah I a feavour, cause I know he likes to be fucked by some one who doesn't give a shit about jokes, like islam for example, so yeah I'll fuck him hard in that tiny helal ass of him

  • @longsweep1 AnnoyingXBoxer is right. Plus you're swearing at Ronno's cousin and I beaten up a homosexual person without doing a single thing. Heh! Not tough anymore, are ya?

  • @SonzOfBambi

    dude I'm not imressed by the shit that passes throug your hairy allah mouth/ass; so please continue to pray 5 times while I'll fuck that little bitch in his helal ass

  • @longsweep1 like jessus did shit bro he got nailed! littarley and stood there and took it there like a pussy allah accually fought back!

  • @Nevabackdown608087

    See that's another example of how dumb you muslims are, you directly think this is a religious war between christianity and shitlam, but no I don't care about jesus as well as many others in the West, we hate you guys because you're so fucking retarded to fit in this modern world of today, you're believing in the most backwards ideology the humanity has ever known.And I say ideology goes it is rather more that then a "only and true religion which is peaceful " = what a joke!

  • @longsweep1 STFU fuking zhonist

  • @longsweep1 fuck u

  • @djkhaled412

    helal bitch

  • @longsweep1 close ur fucking mouth! mother fucker, son of bitch

  • @traceurbyp

    kiss my allah arse ; islamic fag

  • @longsweep1

    I will kill u if u don't close ur fucking mouth, shut up! Bitch!

  • @traceurbyp Contrary to popular belief. What you say on the internet doesn't matter. Especially when you can use whole words.

  • @traceurbyp

    Hahaha

  • @longsweep1

    xD

  • @longsweep1 PISS ON JEWS PISS PISS ON AMERICA

  • @MrCheemasaad

    I'm Euopean , you fag, and yeah we piss as well on guys like you, pisslam think about it...Mr-chee-ma-ass

  • @longsweep1 shut the F**k up! it's not your religion so F**K OFF!

  • @uzairkhusroo

    I respect normal people, no matter if they believe in islam or something else but if you support those guys, and you agree that this is a part of islam, then be sure that I call it pisslam, cause I really piss on this kind of shit.You're supporting the dumbest men and ideoogy on this planet, the one thing they can't understand is progress, and that's why there is a difference between normal people and backwards members of the taliban or al qaida

  • look,they are Fighting for islam, and i don't know why the hell people call them terrorist, they're not and the thing which they say is they rape woman,first of all they're islamic extremist why the hell would they do anything like this,and secondly they do not kill innocent people they are only against America who is backing them down, and if you think that those NATO soldiers are heroes then that is just shit If they were heroes then why are they afraid to beat the talibans? and still cannot!

  • @uzairkhusroo

    Dude good hint, travel and open your eyes, and you would probably not struggle with the fact that I and very many people across whole the globe think the same about them.And I'm not an American.So really dude, think it's time to ask yourself the question why everybody is against it, and don't start to say anything about that we are brainwashed by our media, cause we had ww2 , the media isn't that stupid anymore.And the soldiers are afraid? then why are they hunting overthere? haha

  • @uzairkhusroo sum of wut ur sayin is true, but some is also bullshit. you said they dont kill innocents. The americans they killed on 9/11 were innocent, they were jus passengers on planes and ppl going to work in the world trade center towers, what did those americans ever do to them. Over 3,000 innocents they killed in 1 day.

  • @Dmaan0601 ok bro, listen. i dont want to start an argument, but the thing is that americans also started to kill these Arabs too. hundreds of children and families.. so, wat is the nation or the people going t5o do?? obviously they have to retaliate by any means necessary, by destroying buildings, by bombings, etc.. the americans were killing Arabs, and then, they wanted to take control of Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, and Lebanon.. and on top of tha, they want the Arabs to accept this..

  • @HYE4LIFE4EVER If they really are against the actions of the american govt. theyn they would only attack american MILITARY targets in the middle east. Their beef is with the occupying forces not the people supposedly. They have no right to kill innocents in the US who have nothing to do with that, they should stick to attacking military targets, but they know civilians are easier to kill so they always cowardly attack civilians in these mass attacks, like 9/11 like mumbai,.

  • @Dmaan0601 like how Americans did in Arabistan too.

  • Oh wow, if they ever decide to invade an elementary school playground, we will be in a lot of trouble.

  • why would u need to be fit to blow yerself up?

  • @yngwierhoads1989 u need to run very hard...

    and have good lungs to scream out loud alqaida.

    and to get al the virgins they asked for the need to have much energy XD

  • @musicofhouse WHY DO U THINK THE COUNTRYS CALLED IRAN (I RAN)

  • @yngwierhoads1989

    They need to be fit for their incoming 72 old virgins....

  • God is great, victory is coming and Palestine coming soon \ shame to America worshipers of the cross

  • @SuperDarksaid hell yeah brother fuck those ZHONIST!!!

  • enemies of reason.

  • Watch out these guys are training to invade your local obstacle course.

  • @shadowsgreen... wtf do you mean us Americans can't fight??? you say drop a nuclear weapon into afghan, Iraq, pakistan, Iran and the rest of the middle east?? you realize we are fighting outlaws, not the countries themselves!! there are coalition forces in almost every country... It's impossible to eradicate even half of al-qaeda with your "smart" tactics... Just sit at home and watch youtube all day and let us military guys take care of it! idiot

  • @n2bracing2 america is acccualy stupid cuz u have to fucking sighn 100 papers to fire 1 bullet and u guys send out one guy to do a whole job. feel stupid huh?

  • Us iraqis and Yemenese are gonna jack those scumbags out of our country,pfff they're fuckin stupid they call them selves al qaida which means the base in arabic and make other muslims look bad.Go blow yourselves up you nut heads your sacred Mullah Omar and Osama Bin Laden's expiration dates are up.If i saw you i'd shred you up then build a brothel over your graves.USA,EUROPE,IRAK AND YEMEN 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!

  • i would let a atomic bomb fall down on them

  • @dvivdf looks like u never looked training of other armed forces.

  • @dvivdf I WILL LET A ATOMIC BOMB FALL DOWN ON UR FAMILY.......

  • @MrCheemasaad 2 bad u already died in my atomic bomb

  • @dvivdf it should have fell in your f**king house, maybe you'd be happy seeing your family die, and i'd be laughing if I'd be given the oppurtuinty to! I Swear!

  • @uzairkhusroo u okay br0,? pfft dont drink and use youtube

  • @dvivdf they you would let millions of innocents die, along with few terrorists

  • @dvivdf Then, you´d be getting to their same level.

  • @lge546r Yeah ofc, i kill the terrorists, and become 1 , logic!

  • This is not funny, these guys go into Afghanistan and fight...Afghanistan is the back breaker of nations. It costs U.S. tax payers over 3,000,000,000 per month to keep the U.S. military in the middle east - I'm a tax payer and I'm not laughing.

  • I always thought it would be funny for someone to make a video showing al qaeda going down a slide after they go across the monkey bars lol

  • whats your problem this is horrible not funny !

  • AlQuaeda is so weak....they have funny training videos, made by an American!

    but why the Americans with their billions of dollars, all kinds of air planes, war ships, tanks, WITH THE SUPPORT OF 30 other countries and the NATO are still crying for more troops to fight the Taliban?

    Would someone explain?

  • @jordana8899 Maybe I can explain. Because they're hard to catch.. The mujahideen are like cockroaches and prefer to run and hide or blend in with their innocent victims.

  • @bobbelheadedmidget All Americans do in Afghanistan is targeting and killing Civilians. Yet, even after 10 years, no progress against the Taliban!

    The fact of the matter is that America is in BIG trouble, because you're too coward to fight Taliban!

    Americans who (eats cheesecake for breakfast) can't stand a change against people like Taliban.

    Taliban is so strong, and the American army is getting weaker everyday. It's WORSE than Vitnam! LOL

  • @jordana8899 If you're going to stick up for the Taliban, there's no sense arguing with you because you are most likely a fanatical wacko like them. Maybe you should spend less time on YouTube and go beat a woman for showing her fingernails or drop a wall on a gay guy. That would make your god happy I'm sure.

  • @bobbelheadedmidget What you said best describes Christian pigs like you!

    Christians think that they are better than everyone else, yet the Bible says:

    Earth = Flat!

    Bible also says = Women should not open their mouths in Churches, or they would be beaten in Public.

    So obviously, the "separation between Church and State" worked well for the Western Society. Bible is against all freedom.

    In Arizona Christians marry their own sisters! Way to go Christin nuts!

  • @jordana8899 Sorry to disappoint you but I'm an atheist and think ALL religions are ridiculous and man made, including Islam. The quran is filled with as many historical and "scientific" inaccuracies as the bible. Because you believe in the super natural I think you're silly and childish.

    That said, I agree with you about Christians. They are as dangerous as the Taliban to the USA and the rest of world and I fear them just as much.

  • @jordana8899

    Because America is exactly not waging a war against alqueda. If they are then why are they not using something that can cause mass destruction. I think Americans are dickheads.... Cant fight...ha.ha.. There is an old and wise saying..All is fair in Love & War...

  • This looks so fake. It looked fake the very first time we saw it, and it still looks fake today. This is total bullshit. But it shows how gullible and weak minded the American people are, because they bought this pile of crap hook, line, and sinker.

  • cant it be a demo??? how sure are we if they really are Al qaedah>???

  • FUCK YOU YOU AMERICAN FAGGOT, THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

  • @yuri60014 i think the same is not funny fuck USA

  • and the story ends with america killing it foes, saving the world and we all had a fuckin party that cost than the war.fuck with the best and die like the rest OOORAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!and America lived happily ever afrter.the end.

  • @wacher8 brain washed puppet, I see.

  • lol this is sad

  • @ 0:44-0:51 wen ther are all running up in little groups i would laugh if they were in real combat. all the army would do is throw a grenade then they would fucking run

  • @coot19 i know like september 11, i will have a party this september 11 to remember that heroic act of Al-Qaeda

  • @YipTaoTanil wth are you talking about

  • they are american trained, they where out hand from the beggining and started to join usama and tehn US started war against them and won the war in 2 days. that was before the bushes goverment and then they got training from US and Us cant stop them

    gf us you break al da rules your past govs made

  • Hey its good to see that those god damn no good son of bitch ass towel heads can run swim and run away..Fuck their suppose to be trying to learn how to fight not be a bitch of stupid Sand Niggin Pussies..Fuck Al Qaeda they can all die..they are lucky im under probation or id be over there slaughtering their bitch asses 1 by 1

    MMFWCL

  • jajaja estos de Al Qaeda son tan tontos y graciosos que burlaron toda su seguridad y le bajaron dos torres, jajajaja que tontos que son estos arabes.

  • lol

  • Weeee monkey bars!!!

  • it looks same like marine parkour :D

  • I wouldn't doubt if the Tea Party, Neo-Nazi's, Drug Cartel's, and the various Christian cults under FBI watch are considering some kind of Mafia Type Union. All they want to do these days is benefit one or the other groups to build some type of influence. Just check where the money goes, who supports them, and what you see in the media.

  • The use of an African song in the beginning of the A Queaida or whatever there name is group is extremely insulting, and a poor selection. Using the Benny Hill theme is okay because those fools are dumb ass freaks. I say we use our super secret advanced lasers, experimental satellite weapons, etc to wipe them out. Stop wasting useful bullets and conventional soldiers.

  • @QDC36 nuke em.

  • al qaeda r pretty cool

  • @drgigglesdoescocaine but not so good(theyve good train i mean.... theyve TERRORISTS)

  • FUK ALKAIDA. FUK YOU ALLLLLLL

  • Look at Allah's wonderful soldiers. AHAHAHAHA!

  • lolololoo

  • you fools believe your so called "Allah" approves of killing people because they believe different things than you? all relegions brainwash week minded people who are too stupid to think for themselves

  • FAKE!!!

  • hhHHAHHAAHHA A god damn fucking win!!!

  • @vaKRAUT ... My family ? They are Disbelievers fool , Im the only Reverted Muslim in the whole family , Im Dutch and Im inviting more and more people everyday ...

    And gues what ? They are so interested !

  • haha get it right fucking up ya ya smadgy paki bastard. why dont you go over to afghanistan and fight then if you are so big ya black cunt

  • Talking from outside of the ring is easy , go in the ring if you are real men ...

  • These guys are so fucking pathetic, keep up your "training" pussies b/c the USMC is coming to kill you and your family FUCK YOU

  • This music is so unfitting but it's so entertaining.

  • @asianwannabeamerican ur asian, your mother and sister are giving skinheads bj's right now...sleepyhead

  • What did I do to you? Insulting random people just like that because they're Asian? It's not like I said anything offensive.

  • fuck the al qeada. the us army drones will engulf them in hell fire

  • They didn't turn on the USA, America turned on them.

    After the Cold War they realized that they had put all of these extremists at power and had to do something about it, Saddam, Khomeini, bin Laden, Hizbollah.

    The US for example invaded Iraq because they had sold them chemical weapons during the Iran-Iraq war to be used against Iran, however these had been used up.

    Had the middle-east been taken by the communists though Soviet might have won cause of endless amounts of oil and supplies.

  • how do I become a member of this organization. I would like to have an education like that since my country supports terrorism.

  • These retards couldnt fight  their way out of a paper bag. You notice they're practicing evasive maneuvors. Like hiding from the drones.

  • @jmh30us you mean like the hot drone they dropped on your ass during 9/11 you zionist curr

  • lol

  • i love the monkey bars. Is that training for when they storm the playground? That is funny.

  • @VAkraut monkey bars? your mother is in this video on some bars? must have missed that part you filthy kraut

  • No my mom has style. She wouldn't wear a dirty goat shit stained sheet. You;re right though, there are some similarities. They all like boys.

  • You wheren't that funny when the WTC crumbled down to the flo ...

  • @Noahri I am funny everyday. I use a sense of humor to handle all of the dregs. I need that laughter until I can again pick up my weapon and get the rest of your family.

  • There seems to be a theme though, you little terrorist wannabes all use the word filthy. That is funny coming from a culture who thinks its normal to stick their winky's in each others rear ends.

  • @TacTKrl What are you doing spamming people? You sound like a middle schooler.

  • US Special Forces dressed up as Tiliban??

  • fucking bastards

  • idk i think the training is supposed to be labeled as cool and not funny but oh well..

  • GET SOME USMC SEMPER FI

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !! it is funny !!!

  • wow realy fucking funny

  • I don't like the funny made out this video. This should be taken seriously. These freaks was training to kill western people while most of you was becoming super comandos in front of a Xbox.

  • No, this shouldn't be taken seriously. You ever wonder why they don't like us?There is alot our govt needs to stop doing in order for us to end this.

  • Have you ever served in the military?

  • @billyshearsnot lmao

  • Not all Christians are murderers, some are NASCAR followers.

  • Exactly. Others drink beer , NFL Fans, and enjoy greasy sweet foods.

  • a benny hill song.haha

  • 1:09 i used to do that shit in 1st grade lmao what a joke

  • the beams were there to make them more girly or help (not) jump roofs. lol lol

  • They can train to the brink of death, they will NEVER overcome the U.S Army and the Navy Seals. I said for two years now that we should find their bases, destroy them and then use the old base site for a new U.S base site. This will start too limit their men and then we can reduce their numbers.

  • u will never defeat al qeada with a mind like that. LOL

  • they arent going to fight the SEALS or Marines, they are going to blow up school buses, shopping malls, traffic circles and city buses. We ALL need to pack heat!

  • Dont feel bad, I worked for the U.S Army Rangers for three years. I already carry a UPS .45 ACP e