WHEN I WAS IN A GARDEN IN LONDON,ENGLAND ON AN OVERCAST NO SHOWER DAY,I GOT BIT BY CANADA GEESE WHEN I WAS FEEDING THEM.THE RESULT WAS,I PUT MY FINGER FULL OF FOOD IN THE FENCE AND THE CANADA GEESE AS WELL AS OTHER GEESE BIT MY FINGER AND IT WAS NOT THAT BAD.I LATER RAN OFF WITH THE FOOD I WAS FEEDING THEM AND THE GEESE CHASED ME.
once I went to feed the geese when I was little and they all came at once and it was like some kind of frenzy! I mean I was literally backed up against a wall! I finally got to my dads truck and they almost followed us home.
We have them around here in Canada. Had a couple try to attack me but if you stand your ground and grab them by the neck and shake them a bit they usually know who's boss. I've seen a couple people punt them like footballs. Then they fuck off.
Same with the guy being bitten in the nose. He's like.. trying to have some sort of intimate moment with the duck. But ducks don't do that. They bite.
T bag T bag Bam!
Pked988 1 week ago
LOL MaLLard win
franz14ade 1 month ago
name of music please : )
thepotatovagina 3 months ago
ajjajajajajajajaj hilarious 0:44
vcthnp 4 months ago
Awww, it's cute and fluffy an- AHH! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
rapsis2x2 4 months ago
the chicken one was the funniest!!!!!
1065chris 5 months ago 3
0:35 been there...
HoukouAoi123 6 months ago
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0:41 had gotta hurt!
kingkevin1996 6 months ago
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kingkevin1996 6 months ago
Birds are just nasty little dinosaurs. Show them no mercy.
john17972 7 months ago 6
fag at 0:44 deserves it
TheKaiMan123 9 months ago
well,birds are the only dinosaurs left what did the expect?
miguelsaurio55 10 months ago
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AT THE PART TO WHERE THE GUY GOT BIT IN THE CROTCH,THAT WAS NOT FUNNY,IT LOOKED LIKE PAIN.
levelat350 11 months ago
AT THE PART TO WHERE THE GUY GOT BIT IN THE CROTCH<THAT WAS NOT FUNNY,IT LOOKED LIKE PAIN.
levelat350 11 months ago
WHEN I WAS IN A GARDEN IN LONDON,ENGLAND ON AN OVERCAST NO SHOWER DAY,I GOT BIT BY CANADA GEESE WHEN I WAS FEEDING THEM.THE RESULT WAS,I PUT MY FINGER FULL OF FOOD IN THE FENCE AND THE CANADA GEESE AS WELL AS OTHER GEESE BIT MY FINGER AND IT WAS NOT THAT BAD.I LATER RAN OFF WITH THE FOOD I WAS FEEDING THEM AND THE GEESE CHASED ME.
levelat350 11 months ago
@levelat350 cool story
NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa 5 months ago
NO NATURE NO!
homestar888388 11 months ago
run cowards!!! Its the death chicken of new poultalot!!! (right near the end)
milesmouse72 1 year ago
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SONG USED IN THE VIDEO?
levelat350 1 year ago
And I guess none of these people ever saw Jurassic Park!
chevelle30cali 1 year ago
One of those was a pelican and those actually hurt when they bite!
chevelle30cali 1 year ago
the chicken bit(lol[last bit] was hilarious
MrBeast802 1 year ago
ahahaha what's there problem?!
iisdan 1 year ago
geese are evil!
once I went to feed the geese when I was little and they all came at once and it was like some kind of frenzy! I mean I was literally backed up against a wall! I finally got to my dads truck and they almost followed us home.
I am forever scarred xD
xInept 1 year ago
Alot of these aren't geese... sheeple....
snowlystupid 1 year ago
1:07 a chicken :O
trinigully 1 year ago
WHY THE FUCK DOESNT ANYONE EVER FIGHT BACK!!!???? IT WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING LIKE THAT!!!
Horrorlord1 1 year ago
:45 That's what you get M. Night Shaymalan!
FireBomberBassist 1 year ago
slow motion fail @ 0:12 hahah
ItzCapcom 1 year ago
correction, 1:05
headcrabwarrior6161 1 year ago
lol at 0:15 0:20 0:32 0:35 0:41 0:45 1:01 1:06, and 1:10
headcrabwarrior6161 1 year ago
lmfao
Smileyfacedkiller 1 year ago
aha funny
diezbassist 1 year ago
0:36 Epic Win
FreshApplePieOnXBL 1 year ago
@FreshApplePieOnXBL The last thing that fat bitch needs is more ice cream.
BruiserKnux 1 year ago
the last one was the best
AJM212006 1 year ago
This reminds me of the film "Birds".
Oipat28 1 year ago
We have them around here in Canada. Had a couple try to attack me but if you stand your ground and grab them by the neck and shake them a bit they usually know who's boss. I've seen a couple people punt them like footballs. Then they fuck off.
Alientank 1 year ago
If your not careful Geese can kick your ass lol
Nickthegemini09 1 year ago 3
birds are dumb as hell!! and these people are dumber than these birds!!
fupasack2 2 years ago
them ones with the long ass beak are creepy, these people need to learn how to kick instead of run backwards and fall on ass
dtaft01 2 years ago
@dtaft01 you obviously have never been bitten by a goose. When they grab hold they leave a blood bruise its bad
david052856 1 year ago
they're called pelicans
ChronoCrossKid 1 year ago
best video ever did u c part 00:50
kangaroosrcool123 2 years ago
Goose!
RedOrchestra1984 2 years ago
Geese are so fucked up. Like if I saw one, I would just kick it's ass...sorry!
jordykat120 2 years ago 4
0:45 0:40 the best ones hahahaha
legorocks3 2 years ago
hahaha rofl. those geese are mad reckless
Ra1ndrop2469 2 years ago
on 0:40 that has gotta hurt
jeez i cant even get over that
thats how bad it has to hurt
TACOOOOOOOOOXD 2 years ago
That was good! I laughed my butt off!
OnePickieChickie 2 years ago
lol @ 0:51 bridesmaid gets pwnzored by peacock
donjuandonjuan 2 years ago
this is why I have pet cats to kill these bastards
hecatomb 2 years ago
00:44 was epic!
RepublicAgent 2 years ago 3
hahaha i love the last one i wish it was longer. i want to see the outcome haha
0000ll 2 years ago
Bananas are the best way to feed sharks full of protein and antioxidents.
REMEMBER KIDS, DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW.
shytDewd369 2 years ago
00:35 hahahaha
grapesoda2good 2 years ago
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grapesoda2good 2 years ago
00:45 ROFLMFAO pwned. that goose had an awesome mohawk!
adrew321 2 years ago 3
I've been attacked by about every domestic bird species there is, soon I'll start on getting attacked by wild bird species. :D
BerserkGorilla5 2 years ago
Or tigers
rltw04 2 years ago
The first one.
The goose blows them over with its wings lol!
Bendarunt21 2 years ago
Goose uses gust.
It's super effective.
Slaushster 2 years ago 2
those birds are brave and crazy.
obliterator93 2 years ago 2
Awesome!!!!! SOOOOOO FUNNY
Mads0o0o 2 years ago
i was cracking up when the duck bit the guys nose
dadadadevon 2 years ago 17
0:46 ROFLMFAO
Stefnir94 3 years ago
Nice ^)
HakkinenRUS 3 years ago 3
46 seconds is TOO FUNNY!
reillyjj 3 years ago
47 secs, just incredible, love it
mayzon111222 3 years ago
The last one was funny :D
Same with the guy being bitten in the nose. He's like.. trying to have some sort of intimate moment with the duck. But ducks don't do that. They bite.
Flyborg 3 years ago 4
that GIANT pelican woulda scarred me to... imagine if that 150 pound beast tried to really hurt u :)
Gooseman2k2 3 years ago
i loved the huge pelican man
roro12333 3 years ago
ROFL @ the girl screaming her lungs out at a chicken
rb306 3 years ago 4
That's a rooster man. Those things will seriously fuck up your legs.
OpheliaImmortal 3 years ago
sec. 44 is the best!
Froetzl 3 years ago 11
yeah i couldnt stop laughin when it gets his nose lol
winnietheshitass 3 years ago
tomario ill kill one
sushimagushi2 3 years ago
that shit almost happened to me today...these geese started to hiss at me so i got the hell out of there
Blade025 3 years ago
Goose
/Slang. Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.
sethmtut 3 years ago
LOL
ghosthunternumerouno 3 years ago
bloody chootiya! how can he let his child near the pelican ? dumbfuck.assclown!
kickboxer787 3 years ago
geese are insanely territorial! i remember while on a field trip one crazy goose bit some kids finger off it was insane!
commanderbutthole 3 years ago
0:45 - 0:48 lol
BeerToast2008 3 years ago
funny*
xXxhelen333xXx 3 years ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL funnt hahahaa
xXxhelen333xXx 3 years ago
hahaha all attacks were funny
wwehadcore 3 years ago
00:22 Thats so not a goose!
Ultima72 3 years ago
Ha-ha @ :46, he SO deserved that!!!
cDubbed1 3 years ago
Geese has tiny teeth and it hurts when you got peck by it!!!
uyp79 3 years ago
Great video!Very funny!
paladiumdj 3 years ago
When that happened to me it was so startling at first.
DEM1571 3 years ago
Who lets their kid touch a pelican?
imanerd36 3 years ago 4
bad parents or stupid parents (how redundant)
ConnDevi 3 years ago
haha, even tho this is mildy amusing, i think it's crazy how lax parents are these days. and I'm a kid myself!
stratman687 3 years ago
lol lame the person blazzie is my sister =)
fsafasfgaf 3 years ago
lol lame the person blazzie is my sister =)
fsafasfgaf 3 years ago
19-25 is so funny. at first i didnt know it was a bird.
xoxMeGzii462 4 years ago