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  • "Where do you think he went?! A walk in the woods?!" Lol best line in the movie haha

  • @Miyaku10 - yeah and his hysterical voice makes me chuckle.

  • "You can't catch an Anaconda.. Without a partner."

    Then why was your old partner who's been hunting snakes with you in there by himself? Hell, how did he get that big ass boat in there in the first place? Did his boat go Jet Moto and hop the wall?

  • the best country to capture an anaconda-Brazil ...

  • @vianapadilha Is Ice-Cube having a Wank under that black-Blanket??? lmao lol!!!!!!!!!!!..

  • that thing would look so realistic if it didn't scream

  • BALIND IT! 

  • LMAO Ice Cube at 3:53, "Man, what the **** are you doing?!", he thought Jon Voight was crazy!!!!!

  • Lol Snakes don't scream

  • @pundergreat Cuz it's a movie, a real anaconda doesn't even looks like this. x)

  • Still no mateo...

  • pfff wats he gonna do with that teeny tiny little knife????

  • pissin off big snakes aint a good idea

  • that man crazy as hell. "lets catch a big snake on yhis lil bitty boat" i think not

  • the monkey for bait

  • anaconda can scream?

  • Without a brain there is no fart.

  • "ei didn want dis 2 happen peepo " play some cards!!!

  • wtf who recorded this its all screwed up

  • Ever heard about the ten little monkeys sitting in a tree?

  • @CG793 Haha, I was DYING when he said that. And I did rewind it. :-) I remember the first time I saw this movie, when I was 9. Thought it was awesome then, and now at 22, I STILL think it's one of the greatest creature features to bless the silver screen.

  • is that owen wilson?

  • @devilledevil98 yes but is this ice cube?

  • @DaRkErPoInT96 yea thats ice cube but if your being sarcastic why? i was just asking a question :(

  • @devilledevil98 you bet

  • i still can't decide wich part i prefer,Anaconda 1 or 2...

  • why does the snake scream like a woman? LOL

  • @pipinho1111 actress or character?

    character: Denise Kalberg

    actress: Kari Weheur

  • whats the name of the guy with the red shirt

  • @LegendzComboApe1993 Jon Voight

  • thx

  • Anacondas are not nearly this big.....

  • This is such a corny classic. Modern day version of a 50's creature feature.

  • @2ndOfficerCHL I disagree, unlike modern day cheesey creature features using 3d rendering for creature models, this one has quite a few big stars in it.

  • @ xxlulabellxx09 lol i said da same shit 2

  • 最後、おサルで主役が釣れます。

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  • aww i fell sorry for the snake

  • It sounds like a bird ahahhahahaha !!!!!!!!

  • now they are hostages

  • when the hell did snakes learn how to scream?

  • Is that Owen Wilson?

  • yeah that's owen wilson

  • So glad the old guy is taken care of at the end.

  • That situation sucks. If he didn't brain wash Owen's character, I'd want all of them to plot against that guy. He isn't Ranbow and he sure isn't as tough without a gun or knife.

  • He didn't brainwash O.W's character, saying 'this thing'll land us a million bucks isn't strong arming anybody's mind into putty!!

  • Great movie.

    But i wish it was in German,Norwegian or Swedish!:(

  • it came just yesterday in kabel eins

  • owen willsons character is such a DOUCHE

  • Yup and he got ate like a rat.

  • 8:29-8:30 anybody notice that Ice Cube mouthed the word "mothafucka"?

  • sorry i mean rapper i don't have good eglish

  • you dumb fuck ice cube is a rapper not a band

  • ok im not stupid but whats ice cube and why does every one keep saying it?

  • haha u stupid dumb fuck ice cube is the cameraman the actor/rapper

  • haha, he is hilarious!

  • @lector0003 he plays a lot of funny characters in movies lol so i laughed too when he said that never gets old lol

  • Without death, there is no fear.

    Without fear, there is no passion.

    Without passion, the soul has no purpose.

  • is fear connected to passion?

  • In some sense it is, if you think about it. It really depends on how you define "passion".

  • @lector0003 everythings connected

  • @lector0003 yes. if you are fearful, have somthing to lose, you are passionate.

  • @MCSuire Seconds greatest bullshit story I've ever heard.. religion takes 1 place sorry.. I hope you're not spamming such stupidities elsewhere, unless you want to become a famous idiot ;)

  • @Grcar57 What if I am simply one who doesn't center his beliefs into what another man says? What if you choose to believe in God but not the way a church defines God? What if you simply choose your own spiritual path to connect with God? What if you simply choose to break away from something systematic, and instead go where the wind takes you? Do you think that makes someone an idiot?

    If that's the case, maybe it is you who is the idiot.

  • @MCSuire Sorry If I insulted you.. but your wanna be confusing sentences are making you seem stupid. Even if it seems smart it isn't. What you said is mother of all bullshit =) I'm alergic to that, so stop saying that before another freak starts repeating after you, thinking he's smart. It's nice that you try to speak coded language but codes have to make sense. What you talk is stupidity. So stop it.. Word purpose is dangerous word.. if u use it, you clearly don't have a clue about anything..

  • @Grcar57 I can understand if what I says is confusing, but that is no justifiable cause to call me or the things I say stupid.

    If you have no interest in what I have to say, then don't listen.

  • I agree with punkergreat

  • anacondas cant use vocal cords, so why does this one scream

  • @punkergreat maybe this special one mutated

  • @punkergreat this is an question that nobody can answer (sry for bad english)

  • @punkergreat

    I know..remember "Beast" from Peter Benchley..where the squid screams..lol

  • Kevin could be getting some pussy but he had to go off and be greedy!

  • esta cooll

  • *still no mateo*

  • is cuban jr in this movie

  • ice cube motha fucka! xD

  • its hard to take the white guy with blonde hair serious

  • uhhhhh u mean owen wilson??? dont u know who he is??

  • LMAO HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW. AREEEEEE YOU INSAAAAAAANE???? lol

  • LMAO We are going to stay here until the morning

    ARE YOU INSAAAAANE? lmao

  • thats a big fishing pole lol

  • Owen Wilson gets eaten

  • lmao dam dats funny , dis argument is pretty stupid u win.

  • yea yea go suck a dick its wat ur best at.

  • how is this counted as a horror movie. deres no blodd wtf??

  • cause like old horror before or the gore ones we see now it quick and dont know what happen think of it like jaws without the blood

  • there's an anaconda in this movie that is real. The one that ate the guy who was in the water.

  • are you kidding me have u ever seen a real one its called anamitronics

  • wait theres more than 1

  • LOL this is so not scary the anacondas are so fake! LOL ahahaa

    x

  • wtf  anaconda makes weird sound

  • snake sounds like a gremlin lol

  • Maybe because I doubt they could grow that big, maybe 30 feet in rare cases, but not that big.

  • omg!!!!this is so friggin awsum

    !!!!!!

  • lol my friend and i r playing hearts while we watch this

  • this soooo scaryy

  • their mouths arent moving in the begining is it the movie or just my craputer

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