[Touhou] Such Adorable Scarlets Can't Possibly Be My Mistresses

[Hedean]

I suddenly had the urge to sing along.

Lalala~ lala~

Lululu~ luluuu~

[YuanKN24]

This is a pretty normal day in the Koumakan, believe me, I know

[Psydkik]

Ufufu!

[UberGamer1030]

this is me inside...

[AnimeCatLady69]

sakuya: " this is really bad any more and i will have to worship them!!!"

flandre:"now, SPANK ME AND CALL ME GOD!!!"

[LifeOfFai]

I like clueless Flan :3

[UberGamer1030]

I've been on the drug loli before! It's great!

[DarklordAskins]

Don't feel too bad, Sakuya. The same thing happens to me every day~

[hidrokobra]

patchouli... with "=D" face? the end is near...

[RandomAHOL]

As of Koumajou II, IT WOULD BE CRAZY IF MIYUKI SAWASHIRO COULD PULL THAT OFF.

But would be NO MATCH FOR YUU KOBAYASHI. Lady's done SEVERAL PSYCHO ROLES.

[jwebb232]

In Soviet Gensokyo, you knife Sakuya ...

[gtazuera]

sakuya had drug or what?

[Jandeku]

@gtazuera It's a drug called "loli".

[HunterZeritox]

@Jandeku mm... curiosly, that's the name of my drugs, but also, the mines says: "and maids"..

[Jandeku]

@HunterZeritox Are you the one stealing my drugs, perhaps

[HunterZeritox]

@Jandeku oh... wait, i put my finger in the text, my pills says:

"loli, maids, onis, half-cat girls, shikigamis,reimu's armpits, magical thiefs, sleeping guards, death girls, half-nuclear power girls, dragon palace's girls, bakas, etc,etc... ", and the rest is in another language...

it seems that my drugs make some kind of reference...

[Jandeku]

@HunterZeritox Good pillz, indeed, but get that last part translated. If it says "green mikos", throw 'em in the trash. Those give me a bad nausea, personally, so they can't be good for your health.

[HunterZeritox]

@Jandeku wow... that's awful... well, i translate it:

"Lunar rabbits, kappas, hakutaku (Keine, i guess), pervert tengu, pervert kitsune"

no green mikos, sounds good for me...

if you want my pills, go to japan and ask for a pervert called "Nando", they'll show you where you can buy my pills...

[gtazuera]

How the hell i got here?

[chelseafcrocks82]

SCARLET! SCARLET!

SCARLET! SCARLET!

SCARLET! SCARLET!

BBBAAANNNZZZAAAIII!!

[GhostEye187]

Sakuya Izayoi is not a pedo bear........ She is a PADO BEAR!!! Sakuya has liked this video, her knives all grey larger and longer <333333 *is impervious knife*

[LeekGallade85]

2:48 Hey, I did that, Magical Inu Sakuya!

[InuYashafanboyee]

One minute, I"m listening to a song about the sisters sexually harassing Sakuya, with her begging to stop.

The next minute, I'm listening to almost the complete opposite.

Touhou fandom needs to get they're fannon settled.

[Jandeku]

@InuYashafanboyee I guess we could either agree that Sakuya learned to like it after being abused for so long... Or we could say, "Hey, this is just fannon, it's not like ZUN was drunk enough to say that any of this really happened. It was a slow day for him." xD

[xXRinbowXx]

SCARLET BANZAI!!!!!!!!!

[xXRinbowXx]

BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[GhostEye187]

I suddenly imagine Sakuya in a Pedobear Costume.

[DSFARGEG00]

SMELLY, DUMB

WALFAS SCUM

[kirby5790]

Why am I vaguely reminded of "Ruin Mode" Raine Sage?

Great song, in any case =D

[oogabooga341]

I liked this so fucking hard, bruh.

[UberGamer1030]

4:29 raep face LOL

[Donqco]

°w°???

[ClassicGamesFTW]

Woah, Flandre's wings suddenly reverse at 0:45 o.o Anyway love the video :L

[alastor2028]

Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet, Banzai!!



[AnimeAki]

Wow. Is it weird that I enjoyed that? XD

[kony512]

Kuroko, what are you doing in gensokyo?

get back to academy city, that isnt biribiri

[Jandeku]

@kony512 She throws knives, teleports, and could use a little more weight on her chest. What do you mean, she's NOT Kuroko? (j/k)

[TheSorrowsGhost]

lol Flandre.

"China! :D"

[AnimeAki]

@TheSorrowsGhost I know, right? She's so adorably clueless. Or at least she acts like she is.

[LaughingPickleProd]

The best part was with Patchy....

"I'm leaving now...."

"What?!Don't you dare!"

[UberGamer1030]

inu-sakuya is so cute!

IZAYOI!

IZAYOI!

IZAYOI!

IZAYOI!

BANZAI!

[KumikoTenTenTemari]

@UberGamer1030 Sakuya Izayoi BANZAI

[sunnygagn0n9]

wow clothing freekout

[TheLadyoftheleek]

This will be me when I have children.

[chuggaafan1]

i like how flandre ignores everything hong says and simply says "China!"

[TouhouVampires]

its weird how their celebrating Flan's B-day, yet Remi's theme is used.

[Mespritroth]

@TouhouVampires It's wierd how Eirin's theme plays in the background of "My Name Is Hong Meiling".

But I guess that's the randomness of Gensokyo xDDD

[burnerthehedgehog]

for once sakuya is bieng a fool and meiling shows comon sense.

can anyone fly me out of Soviet Russia? preferably to Gensokyo? no? damn.

[Jandeku]

@burnerthehedgehog I suppose that's the power of loli.

[leopold621]

I know why Sakuya wasn't dead at the end! She throw those knifes at meiling all the time and is she dead? NO

[Skittythepokemon]

Meiling: You better come with me, Scarlet is having one of her personal moments.

Flandre: China!

Meiling: My names MEILING not China.

Flandre: I KNOW! It's a joke.

Meiling: ... ANyway come on.

Sakuya: SCARLET! SCARLET! SCARLET! SCARLET! SCARLET! SCARLET!

BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­I!

[scarletpikawolf]

O.O; well ok then.... sakuya i alreday knew the scarlets were epicly awesome..

[FactoryHeadNoland]

Yaaay found this again :D

[Jandeku]

@FactoryHeadNoland May I suggest favoriting it so you don't lose it again? xD

[FactoryHeadNoland]

@Jandeku Well..i have so many favorites that I actually lost it XD but i remember the name of this video so it will be easy to find it :3

[Cloudrunner62]

@Jandeku sadly if it gets buried deep in them it doesnt help

[notanipod]

flandre is as crazy as they come, and you them crazy girls... don't turn your back with sharp objects in reach.

[Kome1]

CHINA! :3

[meiying262]

2:00 Remi- step back or I'll bite you!

[amvnutneara]

@meiying262 I think she'd like that mistress

[LaughingPickleProd]

Best part is 1:01-2:15.....but only read Patchouli and Remilias!

[LaughingPickleProd]

2:07

......I'm leaving

[ChristianDSO]

Mind-washing video lol, SCARLET 8D

[Kayura5]

4:15 dat face......

[LUMBARDO12]

They've trumatized poor Sakuya!

She can rock out though!

[LUMBARDO12]

Poor Sakuya.

She can rock out though!

[firesniperbullet2]

If sakuya was a man shed probably have a boner so massive it would make the scarlet mansion look like a mobile home.

[luchia901]

X'D

[lytekung]

LULULU~♥

[Pokeeeveegirl]

Wait... Sakuya was knifed?  Oh the irony...

[Jandeku]

@Pokeeeveegirl A lesson for you, kids: never mess with a boss from a stage higher than yours. Especially if she can reach into your pockets.

[Pokeeeveegirl]

@Jandeku Words to live by, my good friend...

[firesniperbullet2]

@Jandeku If you tell me the name of the version of septette for a dead princess in this vid ill subscibe

[Jandeku]

@firesniperbullet2 The name is actually the title of the video. If you want the japanese name, it's in the video's description too. =P

[firesniperbullet2]

@Jandeku Oh my bad i meant is there a instrumental version of this?

[Jandeku]

@firesniperbullet2 Not that I know of. Then again, I never searched for it.

[wiredlord]

Oh my God! Sakuya! Get a hold of yourself. You're embarrassing your mistress!

[gic1998]

Ten thousand years to our Scarlet!

[a7rivera1]

SCARLET SCARLET

SCARLET SCARLET

SCARLET SCARLET

[Hanasaki]

Flandre: CHINA! ^ ^

lol XD

[7418258]

BANZA!

[Shorinnes]

Dear God Sakuya, please control yourself oAo

[toasatoshi]

she's gone of the deep end

[Kyaksa]

WHY THE HELL DIDN'T THEY MAKE A PV OF THIS?!

Sakuya gone L5... now that an awesome PV

[Jandeku]

@Kyaksa That. There's the main reason why I made this one first. The song is too insane NOT to make a video for it.

[BorderOfFun]

@Kyaksa there's one, but the name is in japanese...

【東方】こんなにかわいいスカーレッツが私のお嬢様(ry【ＰＶ­風】完全版

copy and paste in the search

[Jandeku]

@BorderOfFun Oh? So someone else made a video for this afterwards? I wasn't aware of it. Nice find. xD

Too bad it's more of a picture slideshow than a true animated PV. That would've rocked.

[SkeletonZombieSaurer]

Good Lord Sakuya you must calm the fuck down before I'll

Sakuya:You'll what, you can't beat up a girl.

Or I'll hook you up with someone oops.

Sakuya:WHAAAAATTTTT!!!!???? But I'm 1,000 years old but still looking like I'm 16 Oh shit I said it.

*A creature named Marrow Ooze, The Twister appears*

Sakuya: Living Dead?

Marrow Ooze: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Sakuya: I got 2 words for you GO AWAY!!!!!!

Marrow:WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!­!!!!

Sakuya: >_>

[ZosterZod]

@SkeletonZombieSaurer

After your comment, I looked in the touhou wikia to find stuff about Sakuya. Ends up I found "certain" stuff i didnt wanted to.... o_o'

[snipermagoo]

@ZosterZod

Pads?

[ZosterZod]

@snipermagoo

Remove "ads" and add "orn" in its place... yeah.

[EvilNaruto15]

@ZosterZod I wanna know!

[Selryam616]

wat.

[SaffronAJK]

Oh God.... Oh God... I love this. Especially when Patchy comes in and basically tells her to stfu. Oh, and how insane Sakuya sounds. The singer did a good job.

Oh, and SCARLET SCARLET BANZAI!!!

[KatinariRantan]

Mei Ling is China to Flandre XD

[gillstar34]

Sakuya being fired at the end

[EOCB]

Patchouli makes everything awesome

1:51 Rena must really think Sakuya is lucky (a girl from an anime about horror and gore, Rena usually get some sort of weird sensation whenever she hears something cute, usually shortly followed by "I wanna take it/her/him home!", she'll happily kidnap a little girl without carring at all about the law)

[Jandeku]

@EOCB I know. I'm a Higurashi fan, myself. =P

[EOCB]

@Jandeku yes, but exactly everyone who sees that comment can't be.

[DJTripleFive]

@Jandeku Maybe Sakuya is the older version of Rena :P

[Jandeku]

@DJTripleFive I'd rather think that Sakuya is not a yandere, on top of being a lolicon. That's two levels of disturbing right there.

[0odarkheroo0]

！～★～～！！サクヤ－チャン　ばんざい！！～～★～！

[beats0me]

4:13 Remilia is not amused

[PokeKate]

SCARLET! BANZAI!!!

[PlayingWithMahWii]

The insanity makes it hilarious. The vocals make it addicting!

[Bigbattle22]

And to think, these are the same Scarlets that mocked Sakuya about her.... You know.

[Jandeku]

@Bigbattle22 You mean about her pa- *knife'd*

[Bigbattle22]

@Jandeku That's why I didn't say it.

[0odarkheroo0]

@Jandeku wtf? you don't have to say it, everyone knows that she's using pa- *also knifed*

[GamerzHideaway]

@0odarkheroo0 allegedly using pa- *dodges knife* pads.

[0odarkheroo0]

@GamerzHideaway *threw another one between your eyes* D:

[GamerzHideaway]

@0odarkheroo0 *nailed* OW!! PK STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRSTOOOOOOOOOOOORMMM!!! *rains death from orbit down upon you*

[SkeletonZombieSaurer]

@GamerzHideaway *nailed with knives* ZombieSaurer:DEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN­NNNNN'SSSSS FUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!

*Fires the Charged Particle Phantom Beam, the Large Bore Charged Particle Zombie Cannon, and the Heavy Assault CP Cannon and kills you all instantly dealing 45688 Damage*

Sakuya:Wow that was so awesome^^

ZombieSaurer: Heh thanks that attack is my special attack BTW

Remilia:That was awesome

Flandre:45688 damage is deadly ^_^

[GamerzHideaway]

@SkeletonZombieSaurer *Shade.EXE pulled me into the folds of space to dodge* Having the NaviGoddess of Space as a friend helps XD

[GamerzHideaway]

@SkeletonZombieSaurer PK Shield Omega! *deflects* PSI Power Shield ftw XD

[0odarkheroo0]

@0odarkheroo0 *freezes time, goes over to you switch place with me, and unfreezes time* >.>

[SarkenHS]

@Bigbattle22 Ah, if you talking about that thing she's wear... you know, that begin with a P and finish by a D*knife'd*

[lawyerxsinxdarkky]

What was the guy with the guitars name again? I forgot.

[Jandeku]

@lawyerxsinxdarkky Morichika Rinnosuke. Also known by many, jokingly, as "MANnosuke".

[RinKagamine002]

XDDDD yes sakuya!

[cocopuffsrok]

Jesus Sakuya, calm the fuck down.

[toasatoshi]

@cocopuffsrok after what those two did to her, insainity is sort of expected

[theUTAUfan]

Flandre is so cute

[Roxzard]

Scarlet = Love

[stupidguyno9]

We all know this was her reaction to Remilia buying her new PA-*knifed*

[rbingham2000]

I love this vid! Sakuya has finally lost it with her attraction to her mistresses, and it is glorious. I particularly love the reactions of the others - Meiling leading Flandre away because Sakuya is having a "personal moment," Patchy with her "yes, Sakuya, I KNOW you're attracted to them, but PLEASE try to control yourself," and especially Remilia's decidedly not-impressed reaction.

[mjr2018]

ok... this was SOOO Funny!!!! xDDD BANZAI for this video!!!!!

[FranRemiy2000]

咲夜さんの暴走ｗｗ

[thepowerrave]

she had completely lost it. awesome!

[toasatoshi]

@thepowerrave you have to pity her

[Manonthe3up]

SCARLET BANZAI!!

[RazXIII]

Sukāretto BANZAI!!

[DemiiDemon]

PERFECT!!!

[PepeChanCp]

sakuya is.....

[605Scorpion]

lol you tube loading circle gives sakuya a 2nd eye at the end