CH Live: NYC - Pete Holmes

[Murdercide626]

LMFAO!!

Cheeses RICED, man! XDDD

[tastysandwhich]

Thanks GROWN UP

[Aeshir2]

air moves

[aaronsafilmnerd]

omg it's John Ritter

[MEATWADFTW]

the bradley got me

[MSproductions23]

0:00

[superfunny430]

my name is dylan...and im eating a bannana

[booboox32]

he was hilarious on conan

[EternalEqlipse]

lmao, hillarious, i had a dick dad like that when i was younger, im 19 now and im glad im an adult i haven't spoken to him in a few years, this comedian is brilliant

[flurplepurp]

I HAVE MONEY! CASH! ON ME! NOW! Lol

[ThunderX19]

BRADLEY....YOUR HAT IS GONE!!

[ZapperBrain]

OMG I love this guy!

[rossw358]

The banana thing gets me every time

[CLBreen]

I've worn a bathrobe in public!! :-D

[biggie51996]

Hahahahahah I REMEMBER WHEN III HAD TO ASK TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! hahahaha

[TheHotsaucekiller]

@IUGAFVideos i dont want to add apostrophes and capittalization i just dont want to especially when most of the ppl can understand what i say without them even you can understand me cant you if not then something is wrong with you cause most ppl can understand what i say

[xkenzzzx]

hilarious!

[Tr3vor1]

this is fucking funny!

[TheMaster981000]

i feel bad for dylan and bradley

[TheMaster981000]

DYLAN!! YOU JUST HAD A BANANA!!!

[rebekahah]

Lol I was watching this while watching my 7 year old brother doing the "potty dance" while holding his crotch to try and keep it all in. ;)

[reginabelll]

i am crying

[TheHotsaucekiller]

im a ten yr old boy with an iq of 126 and im offended this is prejudice

[willwatchtonsofvideo]

@TheHotsaucekiller then you're not a part of the joke. the majority of ten year olds i meet are little bastards.

[Newo1202]

@TheHotsaucekiller An IQ of 126 you say? Who ever confirmed this must have some pretty low standards.

[nikojpapa]

@TheHotsaucekiller but guess what? You still have to ask to go to the bathroom and can't rent a car. He wasn't saying all ten year olds are stupid, just physically underdeveloped and have a hell of a lot more rules to follow.

[Drakozap]

@TheHotsaucekiller

Troll

[Charga455]

Hope he gets his own special soon, he's fucking hilarious

[goaliemkl123]

@nygel2013 that wasn't funny.

[TheAlgonquinator]

@goaliemkl123 You have no taste.

[CantHateOnMeHater]

401 people are 10 years old

[nygel2013]

freeze frame at 0:53

...and he jizzed in his pants?

[ellrod34]

I went to school with this guy and he was unbelievably talented then, lots of improv, etc... Glad to see you are doing well Pete! He is also the baby on the ETrade commercials and he writes for the sitcom OutSourced

[xxprofunnytvxx]

@ellrod34 for reals you knew him i would love to meet him HE IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zalamar3]

HAHAHAHA!!!! the first time i saw this on tv it made me laugh so fucking hard! lolololol

[BuckwildWill]

man this guy needs his own special on CC. His comedy central presents was hilarious

[xMrJoey]

im 10 and wat is this

[jxcorey]

i write my own rules. i take dayquil at night.

[trancedsailor]

@jxcorey Do you GET it???

[MSproductions23]

@jxcorey I take nyquil during the day XD

[fraspas]

reincarnation of john ritter!

[shatteredglassart]

He looks and sounds a lot like John Ritter lol

it's awesome

[ellrod34]

@shatteredglassart

This is so true....Never realized it until you mentioned it!

[valareedoll]

"Being a kid SUCKS. You just don't remember." hahaha.. it's not even just what he says, it's the tone inflection. hilarious.

[momolew]

399 kids disliked.

[1Bigcheese100]

That dude is seriously funny..... and I dont laugh easily.

[xannmax]

10:07 is attached to your jacket? What did he say? x.x

[sagmann20]

@xannmax mittens attached to your jacket

[xannmax]

@sagmann20 xD Oh. I thought it was mint or something.

[wiljamovka]

He looks like Val Kilmer.

[shinobikid14]

396 People got punched in the heart!

I love this guy he is purely awesome.

[xrbecx]

DYLAN.......YOU JUST HAD A BANANA!!!!!!

[Brenerz4u]

3:04 - 3:11 makes me laugh every time! :P

[benlevy011]

396 people are kids.

[CallOfBootyFan]

This guy is funny

[majiquepictures]

this does remind me of how much it sucked being a kid

[Clayguy101]

yo everyone check out front page films get him more exposer he deserves it!

[rexbo20]

What a dick I never realy liked him anyways

[attackcat109]

@rexbo20 what are you talking about he's fucking hilarious!

[weerd2normal]

omg! my name is bradley! he saw me didnt he!

[gabbi3]

I take dayquil at night. Word.

[mindyj77]

i totally love this. pete is so right - people are stupid when they reminisce about things being better when they were young. they just forgot. hilarious examples of why being a grownup ROCKS! (<3 you PH)

[chosentonessournotes]

God damn, this dude is fucking funny.

[omfgitisJ]

you look like john ritter

[Wavanova]

YOUR HAT IS GONE, BRADLEY.

[McStabYou]

How is it that I just heard of this guy!!??

[SuperStray27]

"it looks like I've been here for 15 minutes and couldn't wait to get in a loin cloth"

[BearsNeedJetpacks]

This is fucking beautiful.

[Hyenashowl]

CH Live > Laugh Factory

[tbbtcalel21]

he should go out for last comic standing

[JunctionSix]

You talk to me that way, I punch you in the HEART. Do you get it?

[HumorTony]

I bet your swift! lol we need to see mor Comedy Central Presents of Pete Holms, or at least have him be a more famous comedian, he deserves it.

[tokechokesmile]

oh, i love this.

[Kaytlynkayt]

YOUR HAT IS GONE BRADLEY

[DylansAMVs]

XD My name is Dylan and my middle name is Bradlee.

[whatdafunkenwaggles]

@DylansAMVs lmao shut up

[hinney827]

i write my own rules, i take dayquil at night! do you get it?

[myspaceisgreat]

@hinney827 lmfao best part :)

other than I'll punch you in the heart haha

[YeahItsJace090]

Fuck that I'm a grownass man!!!!!LMAO!!!XD

[mykestyle]

He looks like John Ritter and Val Kilmer smashed together. Hilarious!

[Lazarus171]

This is like Dane Cook popped a zit and this is what it became. Dane Cook is the asshole of comedy, to be sure.

[DeathPanorama]

BRADLEY!

YOUR HAT IS GONE!

[ugottahavefun1]

i fucking love this guy haha :) oh my god what the fuck ... where does he get his material haha :)

[hanakimi87]

John Ritter izzat you? 

[rushaholic]

Who's gonna tell me not to, you? I"LL KILL YOU!!!

fucken pissed myself at that!!

[SilverGoldfish555]

lol "you're still kinda new with your arms" xD

[troybk]

i just shit my pants

[Solopb123]

the one thing a 10 year old has (or most child) is cuts in long lines

[tokinblckgie]

Pete holmes is fucking hilarious. This is his best CH Live so far.

[oneepicsalad]

@collegehumor

Is there anyway you cab get tickets to see CH Live NYC?

[tashianah]

this guy is hilarious!

[GoodMcGee]

"You talk to me that way I'll punch you in the heart!"

[Skillet48]

funniest fucking guy EVER!

[epacked]

I think i just saw this dude on a Lowe's or Home Depot commercial.

[adamz3507]

That's hilarious I was gonna put he looks and sounds like John Ritter lol

[TheHabboNetwork]

He should be on Comedy Central

[D00drebeau]

@TheHabboNetwork He has been haha

[piecrust8]

@TheHabboNetwork

He was, thats where I found out about him.

[D00drebeau]

<3333

[155002]

Haha Hilarious!

Ps- Is it just me, or does anyone else think that pete sort of looks like John Ritter from Threes Company?

[Nita99]

@155002 yeah, he does remind me of John Ritter, the way he talks and looks. My new fav comedian:)

[IEATLAVA21]

i take dayquil at night! so funny

[RapeIsLULZ]

I'll punch you in the heart!

[ifureadthisdie]

"Who's gonna stop me? You? I'll kill you!" Best part

[AcidMittensStudious]

he is the funniest comedian to ever live

[trulychloe]

@AcidMittensStudious NO HE'S NOT!

[MIC941productions]

funniest mother fucker ever!

[xkeo21]

the first 2 minutes of this is comedy gold

last 2 minutes is not so good

[dangerousinsect]

Bradley! your hat is gone!!!

[TheRorySteel]

He reminds me of Michael McIntyre.

[MarioMan709]

Also Cops

[trulychloe]

he's such a loser!

[ChiefMcCloud]

You just had a banana!!!

[coolfundylan]

Another Dylan!

[EXZNOHZ]

My favourite comedian ever

[EasyyDoezZIt]

lol cuz your stupid and cant feed yourself hahaha

[iluvnyc]

omfg with this new layout how do u even rate the videos lmfao

[MonsteriuM]

@iluvnyc like facebook,

like or don't like

[TheElMuffin]

Holy crap, this is hilarious!

[Mikej1592]

ROFL reminds me of my youth, I agree fuck doing that again I want to start over at 21 where I could drink myself stupid shake it off the next morning and still make it into work the next day on time and still do my job well.

[relyts1990]

I'm pretty sure that about 400 of the total views are from me haha

[jzh101]

I LOLD the whole time. hilarious xD

[patriotsman31]

still kinda new with your arms " IS THIS NATURAL?" hahahahahaha

[Settlers6]

"Dylan... You just had... A BANANA!!!" That was so hilarious.

[imcurtis206]

I just went to the bathroom in a rented chevy cobalt. Oh man this dude is hilarious.

[oOoTATERZoOo]

this was on comedy central last night at 11;30 i think, it was sooooo funny. he had this skit and also some other ones about adults eating candy. ROFL!

[cammypants15]

DYLAN, YOU JUST HAD A BANANA LMFAO

[silntinsnty]

best friggin part

[bahaanaldo]

Hahaha, he makes the 10 year old sound sooo miserable.

I love it.

[tchanabc]

LOL

[Albertgringo]

do u wanna the ogliest girls that i've seen in my hall live? ok look for the video : Ogliest girls for me they r really nasty..but some people dont think the same

[86EazyC]

YOUR HAT IS GONE! LEAVE IT!

[Fatdawg11]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[internationalutuber]

I couldn't stop laughing that was the funniest thing in the world!

[sassyshapes]

Hahaha, I LOST MY HAT!! xD

[thillygooth51]

DILLON, YOU JUST HAD A BANANA

[rangi344]

mmhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

[agentsirus]

@thillygooth51

Gotta emphasize the delivery;

DILLION. YOU JUST. HAD. A BANANA.

[SilverGoldfish555]

@thillygooth51 your youtube account name is AMAZING! Just sayin, it's awesome ^^

[blazikencortez]

@thillygooth51 bradley, you hat is gone!

[whatshisface371]

pete is so funny!! why the hell isnt he more popular?

[mrchriss]

I so agree!

[Gheigh]

@whatshisface371 no shit... the guy is hilarious and deserves more attention.

[TheUnSilentNinja]

@whatshisface371 fuck yeah

[paranoid0control]

@whatshisface371 because popular comedians turn into Jim Carrey

[expIorer5148]

stop the bickering, guys!!

haha, love this guy.."Huahhhhhhh"

[TheGuyFromLastNight3]

UUUUUUUUUUNHHHHHHHHHH...

Hilarious! One of the 15 or so videos that have earned a favorite from me.

[fallenangel493]

BRADLY! O_O UR HAT IS GONE, BRADLY!!!

[kamaelizabeth]

LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[dylantuzyk]

That "uuuuhhhh" sound is so goddamn annoying.

[Vortigern99]

The tears are streaming down my face this guy is so funny. "Dylan! You just had a banana!" LOL

[kaputtmanxD]

so true hahahahahaha

[eggmcmiles]

hilarious!

[holdmytongue]

hahaha little kids are so funny.

btw, some of the most intelligent people I know use those words... that's a pretty presumptuous generalization. but whatevs.

[SexxyyAmber88]

wtb a sexi boy toy any offers? ^^ i am cute and sexi too

[CountachVideos]

I just watched it the third time and literally laughed my ass off, Hahahhahaha, this is brilliant!!!

[Geenazar]

"You JUST.HAD.A BANANA!" xDD

[dennygordon1969]

BRADLY

[rugbyraybackattack]

love this shit!!!

[Devedza]

This act is THE BEST of all CH Live!!!

[Ish55]

rofl i know

[normandie350]

who the fuck talks like that when they 10, its not funny

[nicklick3]

The ideal of pathetic kid struggling to cope with their world - their body functions - their bones growing - their different perceptiveness about where the fecken hat is... its all true... thats why we laugh - because that is us... we are laughing at ourselves...lol

[manbearpig2251]

Dillon YOU JUST HAD A BANANA !!!!

[AgentsRecord]

Wow. Jewish fathers must suck.

Get some Scandinavian parents. Less funny... but better outcome. Fuck.

[VideoCult1]

nyuhhhhhhhhhhh

[MarshallMan103]

BRADLY YOUR HAT IS GONE BRADLY

[00iCrazy00]

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[laugholot]

HOLY FUCK IM GOOGLING THIS GUY!

[esdevil4u]

really impressive routine Pete, bravo!!!

[kgonepostl]

How can you not rewind this part? 3:32-3:51

[kgonepostl]

Really great skit. 100% agree with holmes on this one.

[3asyLiving]

lol fuck, i dont understand long speeches like this cause im from germany...but it sounds funny, the way he talks. 5*