the dumbest kid in the game

[fuckinidiotnigger]

did you record this with a toilet?

[MrBg500]

bit obvious that he is a troll

[B1nksss]

All players are dumbass, the proove is just there.

[PervAccount]

@B1nksss as are you. the *proof* is right there

[B1nksss]

@PervAccount Go talk to someone else sad lonely geek

[PervAccount]

@B1nksss that's a lot of assumptions there! sad? no. lonely? no. Geek? definatly. it sounds to me like you are the sad one, sir.

[B1nksss]

@PervAccount Nobody care how it's sound to you... That's why it's sad. I just post a random coment. Dont wanna talk with a complete geek lookin for attention. Get a life.

[PervAccount]

@B1nksss i'm not looking for attention. being a geek isn't an entirely bad thing. i have a life; doesn't take long to post a comment.

[B1nksss]

@PervAccount Huh.... nobody care?

[PervAccount]

@B1nksss well you continue to reply, so you obviously care somewhat.

[B1nksss]

@PervAccount Answering a moron doesnt mean i care about what he says. Something else?

[PervAccount]

@B1nksss you don't care about what i say, but you continue to talk to me? sounds to me like you are the moron. (lemme do it for you. "nobody cares about what it sounds like to you")

[B1nksss]

@PervAccount And like all dumbass, you can repeat but not understand.

[PervAccount]

@B1nksss i understand perfectly well. you say you don't care, but that's a lie. preeeeatty simple

[B1nksss]

@PervAccount Sure, I care about what a perfectly unknow douchebag think! Come on, you're such a pitiful man. Looking for arguing with stranger like that. At least do it IRL coward. Pathetic wussy.

[PervAccount]

@B1nksss i can't find you IRL. what ever happened to "Dont wanna talk with a complete geek lookin for attention"?

[klaykill]

yelling at kids on xbox that didnt do anything is like masturbating, your damn well guna do it but you dont want to tell anyone about it.

[MrSomeGamerdude]

heres how to play: do what everybody is doing except better

[Theselectable]

Did you record this video with a spork?

[CheifSamusSonic118]

at 24 seconds i heard master cheif from Arby n the Cheif

[ilovsonic97]

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! dude that kid sounded like this kid we go to school with!

[09ckey]

I don't even know how to play this game, this is my first time In here

[09ckey]

''how do you play the game?"

"I don't know my self."

XD

[htfan199]

this comment has recieved too many positive votes HIDE

[metalsonic71]

yesh it does! :)

ima kill all fags that don't know the proper ways of online gaming(cussing,pwning,l33t talking&haxorz that have a life fag)

[Str8UpPrime]

@CreateImagineGreater i like the whole "always given a BR" concept and no assault rifles, but everything else sucks. The games, levels, the people (especially the ppl)

[W02130]

hey guys how do you play this game.............by turn it it off 

[emosfox]

that kid is dumb if the people say that they dont know how to play dont repeat that u dont know how to play cuz its worthless i mean seriously i cant belevae he asked over and over again

[DrDjRj]

thats fake his rank for a start and hes just crap at acting lmfao

[Str8UpPrime]

@DrDjRj probably one of those kids using their older brothers account, thats what i thought once i saw MLG in his name and realized he was a clueless kid

[bartholder]

That 1 kid has 34 cousins...

[TheOverkill102]

Hmm how do you play Halo ??? even my frnd little 4yr old sister knows how LOlz

[JesusWasASuperSaiyan]

all of your gamer tags are gay

[Aman184]

lol I don't think he's dumb he just tried to be funny by pretending like he didn't know the game, and then probably tried to be beast but ended up sucking cock. So yeah, he's not dumb just a fucking FAIL comedian.

[xXMizzJuggaletteXx]

imma girl and i know how to play that..-.-

[ELNENE000222]

hmmm grab the balls and hold it...im grabbing 2 does that count

[thepivotkiller]

Guess he never heard of a guide

[SnoozersDog]

does MLG stand for Major League Gamer? i dont know i've never heard of the term before...

[josh21097]

"it's a ball u hold it till u win" and the other guy says "you say ah and I just shove it in there"

[coollharley]

lol im boosting 3 ball right now! thumbs up for boosterrrrsss!!

[Cabooselol22]

even if you win at MLG people get over hyped, that's when they find someone better than them and bitch, sure I've been beaten by little mlg fags but I don't complain, I really don't care because I know if it was real they'd be dead in the first 5 seconds all you'd hear is, "HEADSHOT" "Double kill" "Triple kill" "over kill" "Killtacular" "killtrocity" "Killimanjaro!" "Killtastrophe!" Killapocalypse" "Killionaire!"

and my own or from a diff game, idr, "UnFriggen Believable!"

[TheEmperor4]

Saw even a dumber idiot on XBL, he thought that Fallout 3 and Left 4 Dead was a movie..

[Th3N3rdR3view]

"how do u play this game?"

"youll find out soon enough"

that sounds pedo lol

[Tyler1234fool]

Lol i use to do that

[Wrath6909]

What game is this?

[MrLetsgotrojans]

@Clockwork2809 he doesn't know how to play, then how did he get on the party list? that's an EPIC Fail. Xbox live 15 and up! seriously.

[101Supercritic]

dumbass!



[MrRoflcopter555]

shut up 5 seconds!

[corkedmachinima]

^

the above poster is jealous, so posted on my video to seem cool....but probably didn't work

[NTMCG]

@corkedmachinima Your sarcasm detector appears to be broken. I would get that looked at.

[kevgrhm]

@corkedmachinima win

[Pow1017]

@corkedmachinima i agree

[Str8UpPrime]

@NTMCG his vid has nothing to do with MLG besides the fact that the annoying kid had MLG in his name.

[relentingmite]

@Str8UpPrime the kid actually wasnt being annoying maybe he got worse as the game went on, but you cant fault someone for asking a question, and actually the only annoying people in the vid are the kids talking trash just because someone didnt know how to play, only thing this video shows its that everyone except the kid are acting like fucking douchbags.

[Logaky7]

one thing i got to say................. noob, lol my little brother who is 7 is better at halo 3 than me!!!!!!!! but only in multiplayer

[bignono21]

jerks of the year

[Bored98000]

why do some of the people sound like larry the cable guy?

[glichkingv2000]

the kid was just fucking around i do that sum times to piss every 1 off then i rape em

[castel70028]

mlg killjoy is hes name

[DroolingBoy]

that kid has to read the friggin manual

[SilentxAssassinx09]

"how do you play this game?"

my answer "put the controller down and let me win." :D

[castlecrasher95]

Lol wat a dumbass

[SoraKH296]

How do you- pfft what? Isn't that why games come with manuals? *facepalm*

[G0ld3nc4rr0t]

It's not his mic, its the guy filming... >.>

[TheBronze3ye]

i was in the party and i just wish he would leave

[Meteorito494]

"How do you play this game?"

Answer:With a Xbox 360

[1sissi1]

- how do you guys play this game ?

- shut up

:D:D

[codplazar]

hey umm how do you play this game ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!

[RespectMyCountry]

Anyone who puts pro, sniper, MLG, has alternating letter capitalization LiKe ThIs, or a border in their name is usually a noob/kid.

[Viaak]

i love that voice

[Suurender]

Ppl who have MLG = noob

[Suurender]

with their name in front of it

[TheParalyzer123]

i do this everyday me and my frnds play social big team and we start saying things to the other team just to piss them off it gets funny

[ToxicWheat1]

How the heck did that one guy have awesome voice quality???

[CHERRYFUNDIP]

it's his video LOL

[Infernoman48]

i play this by getting you down on all fours and....

[todostunts34]

wow just because he dosent know the rules to the game dosent make him a dumbass

[Str8UpPrime]

@todostunts34 ur right, but its best not to play 20 questions with strangers who dont know how to play it either

[EhMiles]

wtf ur mic is amazing?

[tomtey123]

omg if u dont know how to play the game read the intruction manual or play though the campagin

[L1LM1SS4N93L]

i suck at halo but jennifer is worse =/

[TailsIceify]

That 1 guy has the best connection no mic iis that clean

[corkedmachinima]

actually all the mics are above average quality...review my videos and you'll see that I pull the actual output from the mic to record it to the computer...The compressors for internet gaming are what reduce the quality...but it was nice to see someone attempting to sound smart

[ImmoralSpawn]

"You say 'AHHH' and you ust stick it in there"

lol

[CheeseWisconsin]

he sounds exactly like my cousin hes a real asshole in Halo 3.

[1brando6]

Why is there 12 people in multi team

[Pissedoffteengamer]

Double-exp weekend.

[1brando6]

what playlist in matchmaking is this on?

[shadowkill4141]

he was joking... so many people do this... i do it alot too he is just joking....

[DarkShadow482]

wow corked you meet dumb ass little kids in halo does this happen like everyday (not in a bad way lol)

[corkedmachinima]

no, just when i hit gold like this i make a video and it seems like it happens alot.

[DarkShadow482]

lol hahaha dude thats kool you meet some funny people hahaha

[Mellowdev]

he sounds diffrent cuz hes the person who made the vid

[TheChampionofdoom]

wow the guy at the top of the party has a voice ive never heard on xbox live!

[corkedmachinima]

yeah I'm capturing the voice from the mic before it goes through xbox live network...it would sound different.

[ImJustALittlePerson]

I know that kid.His name is Thomas, he`s such a fucking retard who used to go in the same school as me. I can tell by the way he talks.

[ElCervezaMuchacho]

"you need to shut up"

He's new to the game, and is asking how to play it. What is uncalled for is the reponse. Unless you would have preferred he run around not knowing what to do?

[relmmih6]

i agree

[drcutya96]

I see your point bro,

but, the goal is to win,

and with him not knowing the goal,

it makes it easier to win.

[guitarpwnzor12]

you do realize hes prolly faking it right...

[rockerboy1997]

i wounder shoot and kill and grab the skull

[Alanfrelik1996]

hes not anoying hes just stupid

[Rayden440]

till ya fuckin win lol epic answer

[SrgtBarney]

.......the less u know the better

[95998]

The fag has MLG in his gamertag of course hes the dumbest in the game.(Or at least one of them).

[soulsurvivor7]

ahaha till you fucking win thats great

[dizzyizzy24]

"Till' you Fucking win!" heh same thing happened to me in the Killzone2 MLG match, some little fag kept asking what to do in the game

[Hockeyboy]

if u say ah ill stick it in there xDDD

[Vi3z]

rawrz

[xRobinson777x]

i ahte kids like this that think their funny when their like askin how to shoot and shit

[Awsomegoober]

lol at the

"-pause- oh yeah?"

[dogs33333]

I think that was me I remember saying something like that awhile ago

[dizzyizzy24]

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! YOU NOOB!!!!!!!

[deltalord101]

he sounds like hes from texas

[bigsteve2046]

well fortunately the real MLG guys are better. If it was full of these MLG wannabes it would be a cakewalk for sure

[NimbaBot]

lol me and my friend was playing matchmaking and we had to fight the other team (they are MLG =O!!!) we got our asses kicked lol.

[ARRRRRGGGG1]

i once played a game with this noob who didnt know this was halo 3

[gdstudiosh3]

most of the people in halo with MLG in their name suck dick

[corkedmachinima]

that is a generalization that shouldn't be spread dude...what do you think about football fans that were their favorite teams jersey's but couldn't run down the field before collapsing? i think you're a fool and that's my job...calling fools out for what they are...you have an opportunity to grow from this experience...i wonder what you'll end up as in life?

[XxSilentGunnerxX]

k comparing a fan to a noob trying to be mlg is 2 different things. your comparingg a guy who watches football and is a fan of a team to some1 who pretends to be good but isn't o.o u cant compare that

[cashville360]

oddball is the shit

[insanecandy998]

lol

[corkedmachinima]

well then your not gonna like what i feel should happen to people like you...

[djshadz50]

wow, i hate people who have "MLG" in their name and they don't know shit

[Overture2152]

wow I thought most halo kids were morons. But Jesus its more than that. I remember when Halo was a game where you could fucking have fun killing the covenant and playing with friends. It just baffles me how so many idiots and morons got a hold of this game and ruined it. Now its not even fun to play on matchmaking, at least halo 2 had fun matchmaking.

[corkedmachinima]

sadly you're right....ego's and numbers are more important in the minds of the lesser...I've been playing with everyone muted for the past 2 weeks

[Overture2152]

yeah I get tired of listening to people that always try to find something to comedown on you about. but sometimes its entertaining and gives you a sense of greater value. Since you get to see just how smart they really are, which always isn't very intelligent. SO you feel better knowing you're smarter than a lot of people lol.

[frankyo75]

3 ball rox.

[emospikes]

wtf, he asked how to play the game, i don't think that means GAH EVERYOE FLAME HIM CUZ HES NOT 14

[corkedmachinima]

i tried to be civil but he just kept baggering about it so...yeah he deserved it...if he didn't have "MLG" in his gamertag...probably would have gone differently.

[o0QuAdSh0t0o]

lol look at all the BK bars in 1 game!

[Overture2152]

so having a bar under your rank means you're bad? that logic makes total sense. (sarcasm intended)

[o0QuAdSh0t0o]

actually what u said is entirely correct. that logic DOES make sense and ur a garbage bad kid :)

[Overture2152]

wait how am I garbage? because I don't waste my life on halo? Because I have other things to do besides halo? Seriously rethink your logic before talking.

[toetancham]

2-0 for Overture

[VvMrMustanggvV]

you have to hold the ball till yours drop, then you should be alright

[lukemckeegan1989]

every1 in tht rooms were noobs neways

[Ballin5360]

guys if he is in hardcore playlists he shuld no how to play every game type.mlg is ment for pros

[bennythemist]

thats not mlg playing. the comment below said that pros shoudldent play oddball games because there nooby he said. so the other guy said oddball is in mlg, although they are not playing mlg right now, they ra eplaying a double exp weekend, you should no that by looking that there are no skilled ranks on the side bar

[bennythemist]

due if this is who the kid isent dumb. he's learning, evryine starts somewere in this case he wanted to know how to play 3 ball. whats the problem of that

[DisturbedRck5]

dude pros dont play a bitch gametype oddball.. so hes not really dumb,, hoe

[corkedmachinima]

wow can you be more of a fucktard? MLG has oddball in it....so yeah this so called "pro" with "MLG" in his gamertag should fkn know how to play fkn oddball...fktard!

[bennythemist]

haha dude your a dumbass. oh fuck that shit is funny. your all ripping on him but who were wrong you fuckface retard. learn your fact before you call people dumb.

[BaconGod94]

pwnd.

[gamefire2007]

ur not really dumb if u never played that gametype

[bloodthirstycow22]

noob

[aaronolisrocks]

lol.. there was a quiet moment when that dude said " You'll find out soon enough. "

[LazyVic19]

just teach the kid and he wont ask it again simple as that

[Angelawrzz]

lolol

[Russlancer]

to tell you the truth the older people i that game sound more stupid then the kids who play...

[corkedmachinima]

Looking at your sentence structure above, I wouldn't be saying anything about anyone being stupid!

[Russlancer]

so i misspelled 1 thing... is there some thing rong with that?

[IDFArmor]

and corked spelled "dumb" wrong.. shouldnt be dissing people for their spelling.

and yeah, the other guys sounded much dumber.

[burnout1134]

This is why it should be against the rules for anyone below 45 in MLG to put MLG in their name haha. :d

[sgtsnowman0]

lol this one time this guy kept asking me what a double kill was and how to get one

[jgvnfejkghteigluhtie]

its not his fault, maybe its his first time playing that type of game..... ur mean lol

[zerglingrunt]

LOL PLAY HALO 1 to play halo 2-3 you will be the noob of halo 3 if you you dont its like going on world of warcraft and you dont know shit about it so ya... play warcraft 1-3... or ya

[bilvinbob01]

Me and a friend came across some retards beet them 25-0 on a ranked team doubles!!! So funny

[TheChaser666]

lol ive met a guy who kept asking how to fire his gun

[MINIME12345678910]

was it during 3 ball weekend?

if it was that was probably me :D

[SharinganMastah]

...How long do you hold it?

XD

[HalosHiddenSkullZ]

fuuny story i meet a guy who didnt know how to play halo it was funny as hell

[jgvnfejkghteigluhtie]

maybe it was his first time! ur so freaking mean, ever had an iq over 5? haloshiddenskullz... logical thinking man, he prob didnt know how to play cuz it was his first time or he did not play for a LONG time

[reddevil1201]

im gonna laugh my head off when ever that kid deletes your profile!

[trampskaterfreak]

everybody has to learn sometime.

[Wolfie4693]

He just doesn't know how to play and your an ass.