Re: qustion for Mark Day Comedy

[CaptainStains09]

an unfunny individual if i ever seen one, your delivery is absolutely piss poor, u ar the personification of a twat, im not just judging on this video, i have unfortunately had the displeasure of seeing some of your other attempts at humor. TWAT

[vandetta13]

mark, you should have a show on STICKAM. you kick ass.

[NadimahElizabeth]

Sadly, I have so often had that American tell me that he is, like me- Irish. I never know what to say in a simple and kind way he can understand. The runner up to that stupid conversation often begins with "do they have computers in Northern Ireland?" most often these days I am agreeable and admit that no, there are no computers. THEN I stab them.

[ScoobieDewm]

"AND I STAB THEM" xD

[biofire]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[maxine2win]

I always thought the main legend was that the location was in modern day Iraq, but looking on Wikipedia I see there are lot of different claims for the Garden's location.

[maxine2win]

Hey bktikiri

I'm a bit confused. How is it impolite to say to anyone that basically they are African; it's what we all are. I suppose though a creationist would believe we are all Iraqis.

[klayz7]

you mean "Iranians"

[maxine2win]

Why do you say Iranians?

[bktikiri]

Mr Mark man, don't understand why the guy offended. You said we are all Africans to a white man.

You have been smok'n some or not polite or both.

[badreligion333]

we are at hte end of the day all african the first humans lived in ethiopia

[jackcreighton]

Yawn. Stupid Mark Day. Be more funny.

[dagda16]

the highlands are amazing! u should go sometime

[ronMexico121]

I agree! The gay bald gimp has marked your comment down like the gay bald gimp he is.

[tinabobina14]

hey well when I quote your videos and try to do your accent it ends up sounding like i'm from India...well I found this amusing so I thought i'd share it with you. Cheers!

[sunshine62258]

Do you ever get: Hey you're Scottish? Wow, that's so cool, cuz my third cousin twice removed banks at Scott Credit union....SO ...um yeah...buy you a drink?

[musicfan99999]

ok if you give me a bud light i'll be happy enough, but if you give me a guiness draft i'll be much happier :) americans don't have any taste.

[dabeebo]

STABBIN!!!!!!!

[whquick]

Also the Scots where orrigionally an Irish trib/clan which migrated to whats now called Scotland (then Pictland i suppose) and killed/conqured them all so thats why to some people the Scotish and Irish accent sound verry simmillar

[Drunkenher0]

lmao very true.

[sawyerfan01]

I have a great uncle who's half Irish, half Scottish and has lived in both countries plus England in his life and has such a thick accent that is sorta like Scottish and Irish with a little British mixed in, omg you can't understand a word he says! This vid was really funny! I can imagine being asked if you're Irish all the time could get annoying, though you look more Scottish than Irish, lol

[KrisdashPaul]

Check your definition of British old chap

[whquick]

Irish, Scotish and English are all British accenents because opf the act of Union of 1706-7 which merged the Kingdoms of Scotland and England in to The kingdom of Great Britain and then a further act of Union in 1800-1 merged The Kingdom of great Britiain and the Kingdom of Ireland so technicly Sawyerfan01 all the nationallitys your refering to about your uncle are all british LOL

[yarev]

British in name only. As the IRA and RIRA get more weapons, that might change in a few decades

[Neavers]

Most of Ireland isn't British anymore.

[whquick]

Yeh but Still Northern Ireland is, im not a fool, ok maybe i am yeh thats true i definetly am Muahahahaaa

[Neavers]

lol :P

[DNAslaggit]

... how tall are you?

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

ive never seen any of these dead girls

[funnyskater]

"then i shoot up heroin and nod off if a few minutes"

[markdayrocksoursocks]

and you STAB them. i wihs you did.

[glaucomaulcer]

FRRRRRReedom! roll those Rs.

[lilpsychogirl]

its videos like this and people like you, mark day, who make me proud to be scottish and live in such a great country! eh hem...

and i have to say i've been asked if i'm irish, english and scottish...some american people didn't even know where the hell i was from, but i found it all very funny. sadly, i didn't think to play the braveheart card...shame. :P

[peetree2k6]

i ate a haggis on burns night, drank whiskey through a silly straw until i passed out 3 weeks ago and live next to a golf course. i live on the west coast of scotland, i am an alcoholic, and im 15. welcome to scotland peeps :P

[roaringtulips]

LOL...that was great!

[marysiak]

My American friend claimed to be "Scotch" the othr day. Laugh? I nearly cried. I was in the States in the aftermath of Austin Powers, I was seriously considering stabbing the next person that asked me to say "put the baby in mah belly". I do own more than one kilt though.

[dagnabbitio]

Who cares how Scottish you are. Aslong as you've got that kick ass accent.

[SavageBezerkEclipse]

Damn, you ROCK!!!! I accidently pressed third star >.> I MEANT FIVE ><

[OptimusGonzoo]

Mark, that was truly funny. thanks for sharing

[violettfem]

People that can't tell this difference have no idea who The Scottish or Irish are culturally.

*le sigh*

~Vi

[weisslenny0]

I agree.

And you look a bit unhappy in the last half-second.

[Yeti22]

God I love the last thing you said there.

"At the end of the day were all Africans"

You are awesome.

[phatmandave69]

guiness is made from horse blood and corona is made from horse piss. i drink milk straght from the cows tit. that'll get u drunk.

[moeisking101]

lol i like the stab part

[SomeWhatModest]

Oh how I enjoy the stereotypes, good material man.

[BoredomMuse]

All the good beer comes from Ireland. But maybe I'm just biased for having Irish blood.

[Pensionisten]

thx for making me laugh =)) in every video you make =)) you really got a good sense of humor =))

[coloursepia]

you mean you don't smash heads when you meet another Scot?

ahh, when Irish eye are smilin' you can, wait! oops!

I belong to Glasgow dear old Glasgow town, but what's the matter wit Glasgow for it's goin round and round! I'm only a common old working lad as anyone here can see, but when I get a couple o'drinks on a Saturday

Glasgow belongs to me! HEY!

Really, now what's the difference? ;)

[jaffapmca]

your not missing much by not going to the highlands and do you keep up with is going on in scotland?

[anonymooseAKAdanny]

Wow, first coment, go big shiney bald head!!!

[wednesdayborn1014]

and where is your kilt? =0

[FallingStar17]

"and I stab them!" lol :D another great video mark.

[FallingStar17]

"and I stab them!" lol :D

[bakaface]

hey Mark thanks for your video. I was thinking about replying with a video comment but I decided to exercise my right to spell (badly) Tanks ! your too kool!

[tripplehelix]

I love stereo types, there all wrong lol You're fat because you're american.

[lavaking88988]

heh heh. i think you should stick to the braveheart crap. that'd let them know