Kno of CunninLynguists - "Caucasian"

[dymonrocks7]

U ever heard of Larry bird he's white and awsome

[pibbleluv]

This video is a perfect example of supporting a double standard.

[benandreas369]

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[SeanMcG95]

* NOTE: I reserve my right, as a white guy cut from the JV team in 10th grade, to indulge in self-parody. Sensitive people, save your energy and faux-disgust for something that really matters, kthnx. Those of you without a stick up your ass, enjoy! -Kno *

[7moooo1]

is it only me or it looks like the 2 guys on :56 ........ hmmm

[Annie55marie]

"i like mayonnaise..."

[MindpLayOnline]

Rof "my range is as far as my arms can reach"

Type in youtube: 'Dirk Nowitzki' he can play ball ;)

[p3ncil3]

@MindpLayOnline, he's european

[mephdefboyz]

on the real? you had me at 0:43-0:44 this is fuckin awesome.. it's even greater if you are a natural born antitalent for basketball, such as meself..

[SuperExpressway]

white doesnt mean you're caucasian. stupid.

[mjohanss1975]

@SuperExpressway actually white and caucasian means the same thing outside of the US. Arabs, Persians, most Afghan people, many Indians, are all white peoples. "White" is a term rarely used in Europe these days though...I've only ever heard it used by Americans. In Europe we identify with our nationality or our own particular culture, not our race. Well, most of the time anyways.

[tolmauricio96]

kno if you read this, let me tell you something.......CHICO AND THE MAN better not be an urban legend!

[nOeCpK]

who's that player from arkansas at 0:58?

[kannabiz420]

yo this shit is fucking hilarious. -white guy.

[jessehashblunt]

hahaha im white... and this shit is hilarious as fuck! i dont even like kanye but fuck i was cracken up, white people aint got game, its the truth.

[marinebiobry]

Hahaha, this shit is so ignorant. Shows a rudimentary lack of understanding for ethnic heritage. It's a little more complex than white and black. Most people don't even know where the word "Caucasian" comes from. Ever been to the Caucasus region? Your ancestors? Probably not.

[TheElectedKing]

@marinebiobry Its meant to be funny, its a parody. You're ignorant if you don't realize that.

[sasmosphere]

haha only Kno...!

[flitsboem]

Caucasian is a new word for me, please help me out..

Im from The Netherlands, so i'am Caucasian? Europian? Duch?

[nyago20]

@flitsboem If your skin color is white then you are caucasian.

[Tatorusia1]

@flitsboem Caucasus is a teritory in Eurasia,northern to Russian,southern to Turkey,situadet betweenblack and Caspian sea,caucasians are: Georgians,Armenians,Chechens,a­nd many other nations,google it,though Zaza Pachulia from Atlanta Hawks is from Georgia

[TheToneSelectah]

goddamn, kno should seriously consider a stand up comedy career. he is fuckin hilarious. did you ever notice when he makes his jokes in interviews how the interviewers crinch up and are like "seriously?" cracks me up every time. see you on march 16th in my hometown kno. i'll be the guy in the front row with the light blue strange journey t-shirt ;)

[Slugg44]

I love how well Kno replicated the rhythm of the hook. Funny ass song!! 

[CaspianOghuz]

I am Caucasian but not race but from Caucasus

[viewerslikeme2]

@EliasJordan3 Best looking race? ....

[EliasJordan3]

@viewerslikeme2 I know it's more of an opinion thing, but we dominate the hottest people lists.

[APOSMUSIC]

@EliasJordan3 Read the comments, read the video description & fix your sarcasm detector.

[APOSMUSIC]

@EliasJordan3 And this is a white man (Kno) saying it about white people -- so how does it correlate again?

[EliasJordan3]

@APOSMUSIC That guy is white? He sounds black. But on that I could say that other black people would be calling him uncle Tom or something, but whatever. It's not like it's a big deal at all for me, I was just saying.

[Twain2007]

Hahah nice Steven Hill

[nyago20]

omg how did i arrived on this vid?

its hilarious HAHAHA! love the parody on amazing's song!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ItzStarsRPD]

Awesome!

[blabbitymouf]

1:15 cracked me up for some reason. out of all the funny stuff that was shown that is what got me. lol.

[LGlyde9989]

poor shawn bradley lol

[CeptOne82]

Kno killed this joint

[AsphaltTalk]

Awesome.

[mike170tube]

FUNNY AS SHIT...THANK YOU ..

im watching this b4 i sleep thanks for the laugh

[suziballskuzi]

I enjoy that almost the whole thing has a slight autotune accent, but just slightly. lol Kno is Pro imo. Keep it up CL

[tigerlky]

LOL good shit... cunninlynguists run shit!!!!!!

[marc15yo]

HAHA xD funny...

common peps, enough with the racism this song is hilarious.

[sylon21]

So I guess it doesnt matter to any of the people saying the racist shit in the comments that Kno, the person who made this is white huh?

[johnnysoofresh]

lol but dont forget bout larry bird he was a beast 

[Cieloazul18]

fuck niggers

[Hawk816816]

i´m caucasian,because i´m from caucasia...americans are euros...good bye dreamer. kavkaz ppl look different.

[RealspitHiphop604]

rofl shawn bradley

[Gxyz222]

Well, least their proud(?)!

[FightinSwedeFR]

This is a great song. One of those few parodies that actually sounds good, and it's funny too.

[redsoxfan591]

LMAO @ Dirk Nowitzki @ 1:51

he looks absolutely trashed.

[dmobster2007]

NBA Finals time. Vid is from last year. Kno of Cunninlynguists. Enjoy

[Dragonmanxx5]

These people aint Caucasians, there Europeans and European decent

[Hawk816816]

@Dragonmanxx5 exactly...people from caucasia look like armenians,georgians, azerbaijani or chechens

[Dragonmanxx5]

@Hawk816816 Armenians, and Azerbaijani are not Caucas peoples.

Abkhaz,Circas(Circassian), Georgian, Dagestani, Veinakh are the only true Caucas peoples. Veinakh covers Chechens.

Armenians are Indo European peopls, and Azerbaijani is a Turkish branch of people. Meaning there Altaic peoples

[theds102]

Funniest thing i saw in years great parody!!!!!!!!!

[SteelCitySkanker]

sick of people bringing race issues into a fukin music video. Get a grip

[themetalbear1]

@SteelCitySkanker word

[fallore]

@SteelCitySkanker what did you expect with a song title about a race, dude? your statement sounds pretty stupid when you say it like this: "sick of people bringing race issues into a fukin song about race. Get a grip."

[TimHowardII]

MJ on Ehlo... Pains me to see how bad the Cav's were.

[MrDoomNet]

Quality. Nice that the comments aren't all lurker status.

[theds102]

nice stuff ma, automatic favorite and 5 stars

[FaytLithosaVinosec]

Cuttin In The Lunch Line, What You Thinking Dawg? I'll Stab You Dead In The Eye, With A Lincoln Log. ~Lynguistics~

[EhznoStian]

lol, this shit is hilarious.

[naimliss]

Kno is that dude! CL baby! Strange Journey 2!!!

[2689dude]

lmao  good shit

[213HERERRA]

you are not.. eh

[ProudAnselmo]

Poor Danny Ferry :(

[royute]

cowboy dirk so sick!!

[themostSwerve]

this is excellent

[naenaebaby2232]

da basketball n da refaree lol

he wuz probly n a freaky mood or horny

lmao

[ItsMelY]

This really is a great song and video. Some of the pictures are downright hilarious.

[yettibrad]

More Amazin' than Amazin'.

[lindsaym6689]

lol

[UND3RGR0UNDhiphop]

Kno is the best!

[dwadesworld003]

and plus he mad good

[dwadesworld003]

its funny but hey..dont hate on farmar i dont think he even white

[turok24]

@dwadesworld003 farmar is jewish

[Lowesy4MUFC]

if someone is white skinned and they are from europe it means they are caucasian aswell. where the fuck do you think all the white people come from in america?

funny but wrong song

[WillMillion15]

he did that on purpose, just like he said bird was indian

[Lowesy4MUFC]

ahhhh true sorry i missed that part

[Bleuesoul89]

its kinda weird how you can say white skinned and caucasian in the same sentence white people aint really white, white is short for caucasian in text

[mac2boo]

Very Funny Vid i kno one that white people do better then black people is

play hockey lol

[bigbaltimore08]

And play quarterback

[CodenameWolverine117]

Hmm. Leave racial politics aside. This video is meant to be funny. I'm black and watched it with my Jewish teammate and he found it funny. Lighten up, people. Stop being so racist. Btw...I'm a hockey player and my buddy who is white plays basketball. There go your stereotypes.

[AnAmsterdamAdmiral]

@CodenameWolverine117 hockey is sick nasty

[YungJoker3000]

@CodenameWolverine117 Your like the only black person in the world who plays hockey. So that doesnt do anything to the stereotype

[zion0118]

awesome

[nicwright01]

i like the pic at 56... black dudes raping the white guy, lol.... whos gayer the giver or reciever?

[keek2148]

LMAO

[glh2bad]

seems like someone wishes the were white

[zcomecuca]

I'm notorious, spin move laborious.

That line is hillarious. Pretty much describes my tall ass cousins trying to play basketball.

[BigBuddha3]

caucasians are Georgians, Armenians and Azeris... or?

[MariiLiicous]

yees

[fowle102]

I am white and got damn it I can play ball. We never get any respect. "white like salt pack" and Dirk is European , funny lines all over the song none the less

[CutlerRidgeRatMike]

@fowle102 "We never get any respect." Dude, speak for yourself. I'm as white as they come and get mad respect on the court.

[FlamingBearCub]

@fowle102 that's because white trash are racist to black and yellow poeple

[hybridkamilos]

@fowle102

lol im also white and 6'7, and i can play ball well, but this is HILARIOUS because its tru

[realwoods1995]

haha jokess

[gangstasmurf06]

"I like mayonaisse... I like sodium" lmao.

[tbilisitato]

pachulia is from real caucasus and he is GEORGIAN EEEEEEEEE like me

[dinowannabe]

don't hate on birdman, he is black :D / 5.76 block per 48min

[R00TZSP]

Lol at this guy below me im from "caucasia".

[tamerlan4]

im from caucasia too i am ingush

[tbilisitato]

man iam caucasian and im livin in georgia,but it is a country actualy in cacausus peeps im glad that kno singin bout my country

[imadipsticklike]

"He ain't Caucasian, he is a European"

Last time I checked I was both European and Caucasian.

[kcm13918]

not sure if you're being sarcastic since its hard to read sarcasm, but that's part of the joke. He said Larry bird was Indian (cause he's from Indiana or something) and Steve Nash is Canadian so he's just trying to explain why they're exceptions XP, i found that funny cause they are most certainly caucasians.

[TwelthSignENT]

Umm, actually, "Caucasian" describes region, whereas "European" describes ethnicity, so no, they are NOT one in the same. Ex: there are Asians that can be Caucasian, too, like people from India, or Bangladesh (Golfer Vijay Singh considers himself to be Caucasian).

...you didn't pay attention in school, did you?

[imadipsticklike]

Did I say there where the same?

No.

I think you didn't pay attention in English at school, did you? Learn to read.

I said I was both, which is logical, if you search Caucasian Race in any encyclopaedia you will get a big pretty map of the European region along side some of Asia inc. India, the Middle East and North Africa.

Epic fail at trying to be smart. :]

[imadipsticklike]

they were*

[huda111]

Ok,but isn't it usually used when refering to white people?

[imadipsticklike]

@huda111:

Only the yanks use it to refer to white people.

[DSQrn]

Wait wait, i've never heard this before. What region is Caucasian then?

[gonzy18]

why you taking this song so serious?? obviously you realize the song is true

[slimshady356]

I will admit this is hilarious but i am white and i am the best basketball player ever belive me you will know in about six years just look for the name SEAN MORGAN

[jalenrawks]

STFU!!!!! NOO... NOT EVER!!!

[Some1ElsesFutureSelf]

Do americans close their eyes when they type?

[DSQrn]

Stop raggin on Americans. Jus cus some are stupid doesn't mean all are. I bet if i went to your town/city i could find some real dumbasses there too.

[SuLiBoYTellEm]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO FUKN RANDOM!

[breakfastboy2]

1.34 mad me laugh i couldnt help it. Im caucasian and that is one of the funniest things i have seen.

[Bigstl123]

lol 0:43

[vikingsfan0592]

haha like this. what is this from?, hate to be that guy buy can someone please tell me where i can find the MP3???

[Lormos2008]

man, this video was straight up caucasian but it was still pretty funny. =D

[send2rahul]

gaygaygaygay

[CCNYY]

Rudy Gay is the man! It will be like good old times Williams to Gay for 2!!!!

[bumper212]

im white and i think this is hilarious. Sounds just like the original too. Sweet job

[KingShabazz1]

.lolz funni

[dip2049]

o god, why he faul so hard...lmao

[MrFunkyfruit]

dude its caucasian breda

[zcomecuca]

I'm notorious,. Spin move laborious.

That shit was hillarious!!!!

[illmethodd]

LMAO@ THE BIRD MAN PART laughed so hard at the all white bench

[MrOrdellRobbie]

SHUT UP YOU FAG

[Proko1011]

haha this is awesome

[Flossetful]

This video is pretty cool even if I know nothing about basketball...

So when they say caucasion t'seems to me something very funny though I don't understand all the words.

Is it cunninlyguists who made this song? Because I think they did not release the song or I don't know why, cause it was Amazing - Kanye West before them?

[questisiones]

It Kno of CunninLynguists who is making a parody of Kanye West's Amazing... =P

[Flossetful]

Yeah I know lol but maybe they could have publish the song. 0:-)

[Currencypromo]

this shit was funnnny...lol and in some case true

[MattyEcko]

lol, get birdman and bill lambier outta that vid then we're good...... brian cardinal can stay.

[arrogantstoneIPA]

kno is brilliant.  good work man.

[rabidfish02]

Hahahahahaaaaa This video is the 4th google result when you type in the word "caucasian"...

[ilovejonasbrosss]

hahahahahaha

[thedragonswhat]

hahaha

[MrShowtime2123]

Look at u guys fighting over who wuld win......who cares this is a funny ass video.....USA won and thats all that matters white/black who cares

[bu9]

I would take the best black americans over the best white people any day dwayne wade kobe bryant lebron jamescarmelo anthony dwight howard chris paul and kevin durant OJ mayo and deron williams

[jadoodle]

so funny HAHAHAH

[ntg34520]

I tink people should stop comlaing b/c its so true and hilarious

[7Lhaxx]

Caucasian isn't a race, someone should update that fool. It would be white or European.

[rhalas]

Who'd you get to sing it? I love the concept of the song and if people are too sensitive to laugh I pity them. I don't really like the lyrics you reference in your note when you nullify Bird and Europeans. How is it that you exluding them because their European (knowing that they're still caucasian) funny? Also, if good forigners don't count, you can't count Davis' dunk over AK47. In short, i would have left the foriegners included, being that they still get dominated by black players.

[Grooviliciousness]

I have to personally disagree with you, rhalas. I'd take the 10 best white Euros over *most* all-black 10 man lineups, simply because black Americans have no clue how to guard guys that are 6'10" plus with 23 ft range and driving/finishing ability.

[kzam90]

they just need to fowl them hard once..and they would never drive again.

[bu9]

so your saying you will take them over the USA team which was all black jason kid is part black

[Grooviliciousness]

Yeah, that kinda thing is where the 'most' comes in. Although, remember the long, embarrassing road the US Olympic team had to go down to learn how to guard those kinds of teams? Getting blown up by teams like Puerto Rico and Italy

[bu9]

when i thought we americans would be happy that we blowed out every team we faced also a few years ago there were mostly rookies know there more mature and they were playing street ball on the garbage foreign countries

[bu9]

well dumb shit they were young and un mature they were playing streetball know that they are more mature they shitted on everybody nobody can fuck with the US

[youngdeacon05]

chill out with that stupid shit. slap yourself

[mikenwanzo]

idiot

[HappyTimeWithMilk]

Oh wow I love the song.

Not just the lyrics, also the rythm!

Liked it. XD

[pbbasketball]

listen Kanye West - Amazing

[lipperjj]

thank you for telling every sensitive son of a b to shut the hell up in your info

this shit is hilarious speaking as the only white person on two AAU teams and on my high school basketball team. fun times.

[KittenSpirit13]

how do you make the picture go fast

[Some1ElsesFutureSelf]

Run past the screen

[JesterKing58]

lol Kno is the fucking man he's prob the best prod ever after dilla imo

[champcarkoolmild]

what's up the guy at 0:47

[shadowarena]

Kyle Korver.

[MING1495]

i dont what it is about him but he looks like a pretty boy

seems like he should be on mtv or disney channel than in the NBA

well nonetheless hes still good though

[BigBry87]

the birdman scene was hilarious

[atrost1]

guess who wasn't featured in this video? that's right, 2009 finals MVP luke walton

[gunclap86]

LMAO..true true

[VRYE7]

KNO U the Best homie keep doing your thing!

[XxAlwaysUndefeatedxX]

lol

[AsthmaticHorn]

hahaha, i liked this one, impressive.

[Atlhawksjj]

LMAO "Kayne is so racist" LOL what has America come too? It's called a parody my friend...

[WithinTheMind]

Exactly. The Celtics should "promote" him to mascot. It would be a good fit based on looks alone.

[pbeazy]

hahahahahahahahaha

[xylitol333]

is jordan farmar 100% white? i thought he was mixed?

[matthematix]

david lee is the only good white player and hes actually pretty good