Dairy Queen - Like Shooting Fish in a Barrel

[MizuHiful]

Wonder from where she learn that.....

[YoungGun66]

So much for your little angel. Instaskank.

[ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

The mama's face is the best: "Ohhh, reallyy?!"

[Srgeman]

"It's like shooting fish in a barrel"

Wow, what a bitch! Still mom can feel good knowing some day her daugheter will make a 102 year old Billionaire mildly aroused while changing his will to include her.

[thepieman2000]

This is the most I've ever been annoyed by a commercial's message.

I hate the fuck out of a lot because they're annoying as hell or something, but this one...?

I just want to punch something.

Fuck!

[TheHonp]

And THIS is why you wear condoms ladies and gentleman.

[Borat911]

The new cum dumpster special at your local dairy queen ... with extra cream on top , to give you a mouth full ... of taste

[loopofpoop]

what a manipulative bitch..

[THANATOS112220]

The beginning of a bitch.

[herczy]

You are all just cranky because she got the ice cream. :)

[sp00kynek0]

Pedobear approves~!

[LazyMan9000]

Dairy Queen. BEST. TROLLS. EVAR.

[bryanhamade]

Is that Chloe Moretz?

[dunveganbeast]

that guy used to play noah on young and the restless

[RedFoxAce]

This is disgusting beyond words.

[Paniro123]

What a child whore.

[psychobomberninja]

What a fucking cunt.

[YoungGun66]

This girl just doomed herself to live a life totally alone.

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

Oh please, the guys saying she's a slut need to shut up. Men and some women are disgusting enough to love sluts, get off on them, fuck them, etc etc. You know you all love it, so stop complaining. You won't complain once that sexy little girl turns 18. now will you? ;)

[Lioyd1rving]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 That might have something to do with them lowering themselves to that level in the first place. I'll respect a woman who actually works for her stuff much more than I do a man who fucks his way through life.

[CJAnonymous]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1: There's a difference - a huge one - between someone who has sex with multiple people or believes in polyamory and a manipulative asshole who abuses other peoples' feelings to get whatever the hell they want. No one likes those people, no matter what sex they are.

[mrfatmancory]

with a little bit of work, this could be turned into an aids awareness commercial.

[SniperKingz]

"It's like shooting fish in a barrel" I know someday you will have a lot of guys shooting a lot of fish into your barrel you worthless slut.

[franciscojavierm]

I'll try to see the brighter side here and say that this looked like better idea in the scripts but totally backfired when it was produced.

[idi0televisi0n]

Little gutterslut who won't live past 22 due to overdose

[agneumeyer]

I call this ad Child-Whore, mostly because I want some of the google searches to end up here.

[colourdeyes]

@agneumeyer Cracked!

[agneumeyer]

@colourdeyes Indeed!



[agneumeyer]

@franciscojavierm I posted the comment to spread the word of Cracked.com. Because it is always funny.

Also, how does it not work in youtube comments. If you are speaking of the text, then google pulls all text into it's search to show relevant results. If you are speaking of cracked, it always works, because it is always funny.

[franciscojavierm]

@agneumeyer I'm sorry, you are right! I does work with YouTube comments, and I am totally agree with spreading Cracked's humor everywhere!

[agneumeyer]

@franciscojavierm It's okay.

[5ilverhalo]

Wow, this commercial is in such bad taste. I kind of wish the girl was with her dad instead, so he yell at his daughter, then beat the ever-living snot out of the budding playboy in the donkey shirt.

[Useless2112]

It's like shooting the innocence of childhood in a barrel.

[CoolFiddler94]

Thumbs down if you're from Cracked.  That's right, instead of thumbs up, I'm going thumbs down for uniqueness.

[ANeonTiger]

@CoolFiddler94  LOL

[Canid117]

Whore...

[SirVladHarkonen]

fuck , i want a donkey shirt

[benburch9]

I can't believe that dairy queen is encouraging this kind of behavior in children... I get that it's a joke, but it's in very poor taste.

[MrAluminumJacket]

Best part is the face the Mom makes when it dawns on her that her daughter is a worthless slut.

[McSpizzy]

@MrAluminumJacket This.

[jedidarrick]

@MrAluminumJacket I agree! XD

[vertekins]

Gold digger in the making

[crazychef247]

Everybody look at the ice cream prostitute

[Stauderhorse]

It's funny cause she's a whore.

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

Hot.

[KodierungHerz]

america.. fuck yeah...

[wewemanicn]

Slut girl



[Boss22big]

I hope he at least got a handjob out of that

[LikaLaruku]

He's too young to like girls. Back to promoting Cooties.

[bindera4]

What. The. Fuck.

[tibirius8472]

Is that Chloe Moretz?

[CovertOPSDragunov]

girls never change

[kentucky12]

The true horror lies in asking the question, "How did she learn she had this skill so early?"

[franciscojavierm]

@kentucky12 Skill?



[AliensHateUs]

I first thought that this was cute, then it really creeped the fuck out of me. Jesus Christ...

[andrewc513]

Her alcohol budget will be $0 in college. Fuck.

[Berengier817]

Whores, starting earlier and earlier.

[0its0green0]

Oh, let me catch my daughter flirting to get goddamn ice cream like a little trophy whore in training. I'll smack her into next month. "Fish in a barrel," will send her sailing into next year.

[liarsclub75]

-_________________-

[omomon]

The boy's reaction

"What a bitch!"

[OrochiFlamez]

She's gonna make someone a lovely first trophy wife.

[Trickishismael360]

@OrochiFlamez First!? Aren't you not merciful. It's kind of funny that they said she was a gold digger in training. What were they thinking when they made this commercial?

[TsarIvanIV]

That's right, teach little girls to flirt to get what they want!

[ImrIyawesome]

that FUCKING SLUT

[BEASLAND000]

Manipulative bitch

should have been a better parent

[MrPrecocious]

This is so fucked up on so many levels.

[MasterTenku]

little whore

[mwells219]

would be funny if he peed in that ice cream before he gave it to her.

[mitchellalien]

yesssssssssssssssss free ice creammmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[joseanzaldua]

What a cunt lol



[NaYarB04]

"An eight-year-old girl gives a flirty look to an eight-year-old boy, and he buys her some ice cream like a bar drunk looking for a quick bathroom handjob. Unfortunately, I'm not exaggerating." -John Chesse

[Popcultureguy3000]

The FCC is useless if it lets commercials like this and "The Jersey Shore" go on the air.

[Invaderphantomstar11]

There's a future whore for ya.

[chrono4203]

So let me get this straight. Somewhere the people at dairy queen said to themselves, "you know what would be a great selling point?if this little girl acted like a whore to get ice cream". Brilliant DQ just brilliant.

[jonypill42069]

Congratulations. Your daughter is going to be a whore someday.

[Lazersetcetera]

CHILD WHOOOOOOOOORE

[Zeolahn]

What a bitch.

[Konform2zoidberg]

cracked brought me here...yeah it really is as bad as he sid.

[Entsetzen1984]

FAIL.

[rainking81]

What a terribly wrong message!

[ShokanPrince812]

Feminist = glorified Sexists

[LathrineJadehawk]

/Cracked

[SimsKatie]

I love the mom's horrified expression expression at the end when she realizes she's raised a slantern....

[CJAnonymous]

@SimsKatie: Thumbs up for "slantern."

[IxadminxI]

Cracked | Child Whore. 

[HappyGestapo]

Cracked.

[JLRoberson]

Wow. Um. Well, at least she'll get fat.

[mrpops123123]

ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahah­aha

[FelipeChoque]

this is horrible.

What the fuck, TV. Good thing i stopped watching you years ago, you sick fuck.

[suuperstylin]

slut.

[dddaaaannnnn]

This is fucked up.

[ebob1967]

Does any one know the name of the boy? I think that he was on an episode of one of the CSIs and I was trying to remember.

[YouTubbingGeorge]

And women don't know why so many men have lost all respect for them? Gees is it really all that hard to figure out? But as a guy I'm suppose to be dumb? Wow go figure.

[JREY209]

i hate my life.

'cry"

i've never been to a single dairy queen

[xxx23Champion23xxx]

Whats the name of the song in the background??????????

[gymnast768]

been lookin for this! haha thanks so much!

[CrazyIemon]

o.0

[kymtnrebel]

iv seen alot worser commercial then this like the pothole commercial or the other dq commercial the one where the girl scams her dad i didnt hear anyong say anything about that one i mean its like ok for a girl to scam her dad to get money but a girl smiles at a boy to get him to bye something for her is wrong come on peaple i rather have a girl flirt with a boy then to scam money from peaple ether way i dont see nothing wrong with this commercial

[leitermann]

@kymtnrebel You *really* need to work on your spelling.

[you751]

I didn't see the boy in the donkey shirt get anything in return for giving the little girl a fudge brownie temptation.

What an idiot. If you're going to spend your money on women, at least get something in return! (If you know what I mean!!!)

[redwaker]

hes gonna go slam her fudge later in the bathroom

[hotshot89ful]

@redwaker

What....The.....Fuck?! thats gross man!



[EB88]

Where do little kids have extra money to throw around like that, their parents are paying aren't they.

[SimmSaxon]

Look, people!

That's the whore you'll be doing in twenty...no...FIVE years time!

[rederoin]

@SimmSaxon

grass on the field?

Play ball.

[DivaFefe]

Yep, it's true what CNE08 said -- if the roles were REVERSED it would seem awful.

[maduker]

wow no shit? why do you think the commercial companies chose a girl instead?

[WWE9789]

stupid bitch how would she like it?

[cne08]

I wonder how cute & funny people would find this commercial if the roles were reversed.

[eazy19fu]

thats fucked up there teaching little girls under fuckin 16 how to be whores thats always good obviously she was raised a slut and is one

[Bluheart0]

That is a little girl doing her job reading a script. Don't you wish you had gotten her paycheck? I'm sure you do! Take this issue up with DQ if you think she's a bad kid. She is only doing the job she was paid to do. Lighten up folks. This is a hysterical TV commercial. I am the mom of a daughter and I love it!

[blackhairedweasley]

I think the point is this: that commercial shouldn't have been on the air. It is not hysterical, and if it had been this sexist against women, rather than men, it would have been banned long ago. They'd have lost business, too.

[landerzoo]

@Bluheart0 DQ didn't force her parents to allow their daughter to perform in a sexist commercial. if you think sexism is hysterical, i suggest it is you who are hysterical.

setting the example to young girls everywhere that golddigging is admirable... you find that funny? i feel sorry for your husband.

[rwealone2]

The look on Mom's face is priceless.

[phantomeagle]

Lighten up. Sheesh! It's a tv ad and nothing more. I think it's absolutely hilarious.

[lonecretin]

Someone should've killed that ugly little bitch.

[SimmSaxon]

RIGHT ON!

[sunbladedrgn]

I think this commercial is hilarious. All you people that get all uppity over this commercial need to get over yourself and stop over analysing a bloody commercial. Don't you have anything better to do in your life? It's cute...it's funny...it's A COMMERCIAL! And don't pull the 'if you had kids' card...I have 3 kids (one is a 7 year old daughter) and I still think it's a great commercial.

[Scarredgraymouse]

@sunbladedrgn it's cute to tell girls that everything we need or want, comes not from us, but from a boy?I could go on but I think my head will explode if I continue.

[Scarredgraymouse]

@sunbladedrgn gotta love people replying to comments half a year old.

[Scarredgraymouse]

@sunbladedrgn stop bitchin and grow up. I don't like the advertisement, you do. big fuckin deal.

[sunbladedrgn]

@Scarredgraymouse same to you. I'm not the one who decided to pick a fight 2.5 years later, so you 'grow up'.

[invaderhime]

Pethetic and creepy.

She's a Heidi Fleiss in training.

Today sundaes, tomorrow BMWs.

Weird Pedo overtones...

[invaderhime]

Commercials are indicative of a culture and this reveals something really troubling in our society. To see it as anything otherwise is a grievous error.

[williebori]

Well, I'm grand most people agree with me on this. You should see the board of this commercial place by "thesedwick". Its hillarious how so many people want to minimize it. Some even want to place blame on the boy.

[88mustang88]

That's a future whore right there.

[jimwalsh2001]

This commercial is seriously creepy...

[cpanther721]

the mom just needs to say your suh a tramp you know how funny it would make this

[Anikraze]

I hope he got to hit that. That's like %50 of his weekly paycheck.

[wavysteve]

All women are whores

[KAG0ME1]

fxckin slut

[lol]

[bugramps]

FRIGGIN HILLARIOUS!!!

[epictus]

An early education in how to sell your sexuality and get males to pay for it.