Maria Bamford - I have allergies.

[azPonyboy]

HAH She called spiritual people "SPECIAL NEEDS" =D

[denisonM]

love this vid.

[bluehairspaz]

i especially love her waspy woman voice and her white trash minnesotan voice. she is one of my current favorites.

[MiraLove]

She really is like an alien making racist human jokes.

[skitfu]

@MiraLove Best comment ever.

[graaar]

My parents live in LA and I'm pretty sure this impression was developed after encountering my mother.

[otchacha]

ohh, this is SO the california I'm from!

[ceruleana1]

"So I know this was made by nuns. Were they cloistered?" AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! genius

[bryantaa]

Bammer for President.

[Erilis666]

lol, its so weird how her normal voice sounds like a funny voice that a person with her funny voice would be doing.... if you follow me..

[qwertyuiop78945612]

Haha, she's great

[turuanu]

See these 61,477 views? I'm responsible for quite a few of them...

[Maskedhaven]

I hear that.

[kirkkitsch]

Oh god, she's totally captured the whole vibe of those high-maintenance types. Hilarious!

[BeccaLaughsAtBecca]

I love Love LOVE the version of this bit she does on her half hour Comedy Central special. Maria Bamford is brilliant!

[bananamanfan007]

haha, i love the description:

"she funny"

[anidiotboxx]

Her impressions of everyday humans and not celebrities, are so amazing.

[loginsstink]

@anidiotboxx - That's why she plays the "Target Lady" so well.

[drewnwalker]

Sooo true.  This could probably have been a starbucks joke if you tweak it just right.

[drewnwalker]

i.e. about the coffee shops and the people there, and not just LA. lol, oh you high-maintenance ppl...

[DarlingNikki0]

she reminds me of Parker Posey so much as she does this impression.

[sharkboy85]

yeah she is like that yuppie chick from "best in show"

[ragemanchoo82]

This is an abbreviated version of the joke. Funny, but the version where she talks about the sandwich cut into quadrants and dropped into her hands with a sense of regret is hysterical

[Heronymoi]

Oh I know, That is absolutely hilarous!

[Kroenen117]

where they cloistered?? noo? ok! no i dont want it now..

[CrescentNoon]

lol, the person who posted this used 'Emulsified Turkey Burger' as one of the tags.

[Mestisamo]

rockin!!

[belch1221]

I love Maria. In other verisons of of this bit, she adds "I want have a cup of boiling, hot water with ice, but I don't want the ice to get all tiny".

[Kami9799]

lol

[noEvilproductions]

lol yeah. She also adds "I'd like it separatated into 14 quadrants, which I know is impossible, but do it. But not on a plate. I'd like it dropped from an altitude of 10 feet, into my hands, with an attitude of regret."

[ragemanchoo82]

Belch do you know if anybody has added that version? That's the one I'm looking for. And she talks about the sandwich cut into quadrants and dropped into her hands with a sense of regret, its hysterical

[RadicalRachel33]

Can I ask you a question really quick? XD

I love her face when she says thank you at the end :D:D

[alex0782]

This is the funniest thing EVER!!!!!! ^_^

[jsweet87]

im the manager of a dunkin donuts and she hits the nail on the head with this shit.....sooooooo true

[ctobias]

she just did an impression of my sister and her friends. It's oh so depressing and yet so brilliant.

[rse506]

This is so, so very true.

[ru429]

Maria. you rock my socks off.

[blc3897]

lol. I love Maria Bamford.