Health and safety is messed up

[Jessicarae7]

Khyan, thank you for continually making me laugh hysterically...and allowing me to have a Khyan marathon while I should be writing a paper.

[walterweatherbee]

"You don't want a literal COCKtail," :D

[Alizastack]

at the disabled woman rolling into a bar, i had the mental image of an old woman doing a roll across the floor and planking on a bar table XD

[insiyak]

Its unbelievable how under subscribed you are. Un. Believable.

Its also possible I've spelt believable wrong, I never can tell.

[zantiertasa]

@insiyak You spelt believable perfectly correclty, however you missed an apostrophe from both of your "Its"s.

[catspear]

i was literally laughing sooo much at lemon the lemon :P

[wutherering]

Gaaah. That dismembered penis "drank" is bothering me much too much. But your videos are funny. So yeah.

[umbrakvey]

in which case you are a threat to yourself and anyone within throwing distance LOL

[MissEmziWemzie]

press 7 repeatedly

[ZPGaming]

I keep coming back to this video to repeatedly press 7, thank you Kyan...thank you...

[ZPGaming]

@ZPGaming KHYAN* FFS.

[inspiriit]

PRESS 6!

[stphstrwbrrygl]

omg you are hilarious

[yarrcaptainbecky]

your face, voice and self in general make me extremely happy :) JUSTSAYING.

[MMEggman]

I can't believe I got the lemon question right..

[imustbeshayma]

I missed your vlogs -3

[lovelyburger]

you can click your fingers really fast... LOL

[rexana]

On a serious note about the wheelchair thing, I remember when I had a brief stint at McDonald's as a teenager, it said in the little book we had to read that we should crouch down to their eyelevel, so as not to have them crane their neck to look at you. o.O;

I told my dad this, who has multiple sclerosis and is in a wheelchair, and he said he would find that incredibly offensive and if anyone did that to him he'd consider taking it further.

[Khyan1]

@rexana yeah, our political correctness manual actually encourages us to kneel down to 'their level', which struck me as horribly condescending.

[Jdentry]

@Khyan1 just treat people with disabilities as you would treat anyone else. but in cases of a person in a wheelchair if you want to have a real/long conversation with them the best thing is to just pull up a chair. easy and not insulting.

[sofiamedia]

I liked the cocktail joke. We have a new movie coming out in Germany Coq au vin(spelled differently though) and the German radio guy gets a big kick out of saying a penis in wine over and over and over again. I swear he is 12.

[122172639]

You're seriously suited for a beatboxing career, heh: pressing 1 over and over makes you go into what could be a cool little rap piece... you have a lem-pff, you have a lem, pff.... 2's do a cock-tail, do a cock-tail, do a cock-tail... 3 fast repeated is a hi hat, 5 "oust oust oust," 6 she's comin she's comin... and so on. My FACE is 9-7-9-7... but seriously, I tried it thinking "he's got a cool natural cadence." I was RIGHT. Band geeks for the win. 9--7-9-7... :P

[jconradi2345]

hahahaha dying

[LizzieRadio]

You are actually quite good at snapping.

[sumadre101]

LOL, actual cocktail. christ, i i could listen to you all day

[anticliche321]

I KNEW IT WAS C YEY!!!

[fomoran]

@Khyan1 Armando Iannucci did a nice bit of wordplay on a radio comedy that could relate to your video description "you're not supposed to calthem 'mad houses' anymore. you should say 'mental health institutions'. It's madness gone politically correct!"

[shazam15]

Hhahaha chariot of fire.

[mybestfrendsafrog]

I'll be your slave ;)

[CheekTV]

lemon the lemon... ooooh

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

mmm lemons

[strawberryfillin]

You replied to me on twitter...so i hope you know we're best friends now.

i love your humor, i swear every video you've made has made me laugh out loud. or LOL if you will.

[Khyan1]

@strawberryfillin I will.

[strawberryfillin]

@Khyan1

i suspect you're one of those people who can't go to funerals because everything they say sounds like a joke or sarcasm.

[sithia45]

Lemon the lemon?

[alittlejstillz]

Brilliant. All those work-related tests are rubbish.

[Hattie1994]

a disabled woman rolls in LMAOOO

Aw your just so funny, i love seeing your videos on my hoem page :D

[LaDementedCookie]

PJtheKick sent me here...THANK YOU PJ!! Khyan1 you are fecking hilarious!! :-D

[faeryfirefly]

i love you XD

[Tardis910]

A cocktail would only be appropriate if you were in France.

[raziasshadow]

What if you wanted to lemon the wheelchair?

[Khyan1]

@raziasshadow that is the perfect answer.

[shadowescourt]

I lemoned 12 lemons whilst watching this video

[ciavarella1292]

Hey you uploaded a video just like you said!

[lydomg]

I'd like to fly to Europe and visit your bar/restaurant just to order you around and watch you serve me.

[BlueZipzip]

i hope that at least youre learning something so you wont be stuck in this job forever!!!

[Xandtha]

seriously khyan the only thing unfunny about you is how underrated you are. this is brilliant :) xx

[liizland7]

u wear that t-shirt alot

LEMON THE LEMON

wow that sound sexual 

[ILiveForScience]

It's A! It must be A!

[ZPGaming]

Your videos are truly the best, I mean...even KickThePJ gave you a comment!

Nosrsly though, I must say I skip some of my subscription's videos but I always watch yours.

[KickThePj]

I have a friend in a wheelchair, I might go tarnish that friendship by playing some disabled dodgems!

[Khyan1]

@KickThePj I was worried when you started with "I have a friend in a wheelchair," my immediate thought was that sentence could only be ended by "you insensitive bastard!" What relief to find you're as politically incorrect as I am. Stewart Lee would be disappointed.

[Shannonannon95]

@KickThePj Mmm, Pj.

[mynameisjoe96]

Cocktail...

[Sofyeah]

Oh, I now know what it is to "lemon a lemon"... Thank you for this knowledge :)

[TheBrokenFrog]

he's a barkeeper

[MissEmziWemzie]

love it!

[lightbreaksthrough]

I love when people raise an octave in customer service. It's hilarious when you raise your voice an octave higher than theirs and see their horrified confusion.

Were you starting to hum "Viva Las Vegas" at the end?

[Raphaelus13]

Can we have a hint about what your shiatty job is?

[DoodlesPepsiFreak]

@Raphaelus13 he's a waiter i believe

[clazzyfree1]

@Raphaelus13 he mentioned in another video, i thinks its a coffee shop or a waiter

[Tsunade209]

fourth! haha love you Khyan

[LDNLeon]

Man I can relate to shit jobs.

[ziggyhuys]

second!

[askninjasks]

first :O