My New Haircut: Fat Italian Edition

[SuperCth69]

what song is this?



[ol420lo]

Get a life dude and maybe you would have friends and wouldn't have had to make this video and horrify everyone that watches it.

[ol420lo]

douche

[LittleCuteKitteh]

they should do jersey edition.

[ShadoWGlideR1]

ja ja ja jewwww

[jecrache]

Haha. Rick Moranis version, more like it.

[ISUPPORTTHEKKK]

HEY BEEPDA BEEPDA BOOP!

[gobagov]

Im Itailian and this is not funny and it should of been pizza or pasta

[jordanhockeynut]

REDBALLS!!!!

[cromatical]

this is definitely not a italian, more like a fat jew. o yeah.

[guardian1955]

Redo this video with people helping u and maybe it will be able to compete with the othe spoofs of my new haircut

[maz888maz]

fat fuck

[spencerdev91]

the only problem: the guy is definitely not Italian

[jrbjr22]

I don't find this funny

[ghetto09876]

this guy is italian.....yea right

[c4ganster]

This was the gayest video I have ever seen

[SamFoXx33]

hate to do this but... not funny

[hha007]

kill yourself

[IeatMsPacMan]

you look like a fucking jew funguli

[BolderKurosaki]

just shut the fuck up your not funny

[SuperDamasus]

THE ITALIAN MOB IS THE REAL DISGRACE!

[badabingization]

@SuperDamasus maybe its you

[jstang34]

ummm happy Hanukkah

[Queenofsexiness7]

...and ham and cheese! favorite.

[ItsAlwaysSunnyInDE]

god awful. nobody should make shit this gay.

[justin69231]

your a fag dude

[ayobrazz]

kill your self :)

[tebito14]

i hate fucking italian but after this i hate it more thats so fucking stupid stupid italians

[klondikebar112]

Shut up, you fucking spick piece of shit.

[tommyxxxro]

disgrace to italians dick

[luisakachucky3333]

epic fail

[TealcLOL]

meh

[SexyAICfan87]

Yooo...this shit was the fucking gayest ever!! The dude was whack and couldn't even keep the accent going throughout the whole video! he lost the accent! Whack and lame!! he says the same shit as the new hair cut original and that's why it ain't funnt cauz, it's already been done! I'm Italian and I coulda done a fucking better job!! jesus....

[Psychonaut117]

Pretty good.

[mikej5337]

wtf hemi!? lol another channel??

[xaviordag2]

MY NEW CELL PHONE (featuring Tony Santacadagucchi) way better

[fatmonkey1982]

Everyone runs their mouths, but how many have taken the time and effort to make a video. He did a great Italian... he ate sandwiches, wore track suits, was lazy, and he was extremely loud. Kudos to you track suit man. Next time make one about Mexicans. Their even worse than the guidos.

[widgitic356]

yup i double checked the scent from the gutamalen ball sack an hands down def... betta than your gay ass flick fuckin queer ............. TAKE IT DEEP

[widgitic356]

you stole alot of shit from the original i would rather sniff sniff the ball sack of a guatamalen then your fat fuck production one more time...

PS:; lay off the cold cuts there slowin your ass down

[SexyAICfan87]

haha! Yeah...he says the saem shit! That's why it's whack cauz it's already been done...he did a piss-poor act and lost the "fake" Italian accent he had...faggot! lolzzz : D

[breadfan22]

Gobba Gool! HAHAHA!

[skittlesnmilk]

Horrible - you are not funny and you suck

[out4revenge]

wow mad gay just delete it u embarrassed ur self enough

[moham1232]

dude im full italian and u dont loke like one and i have a guido

[LordJdt2000]

dai ragazzi, é sicuramente italoamericano, ma non poteva metterlo nel titolo invece di 'Fat Italian' gli italiani vengono dall'italia e secondo me ne abbiamo una cultura proprio diversa

[neohole2]

dido

[Apache787]

fuckin guido wanna be italian, im 100% sicilian and he doesnt even get the stereotypes right

[flipx666]

wow this is the worst edition ever

[FutureNFLPro]

Wow, I'm Italian..and this sucked.

[sicatsoccer10]

ur not even italian bitch

[PizzaEaterResponds]

lol this is your best video

[datdude1988]

Haha way to not get the instrumental for "Sunglasses At Night"

[b1bIs1337]

The end lol. Money for nothing.

[devildog215]

all those italian meats are good as shit, im 100% italian but i find that its the ones that are 50 or 75% that try and act more italian then they have to

[Bistrolover27]

I find it the other way around

[ayomike]

PETE holy shit brp

[StatenKid718]

kok4ne you dont need to have an italian accent to be italian smart one... im 100% and i dont have an accent

[kupe06]

My new haircut bong edition is way better!

[SaintLouisAnimal]

this is some funny shit

[RelentlessObserver]

2 slices of white bread and a red bull. Wake up Olive Garden, youve missed the boat!

[bradG91]

he mite wanna pray he dont get whacked.

[K0K4NE]

where is the italian accent ?

and your not italian, your ancestors may have been italian, but your not

[yankees11794]

you need like a godfather kinda accent to make it better

thatll be good

[clubbinallnight12]

good song... you suck though! wheres the itallian accient?

[bigspig123]

ur gay and an embaresment to italians everywhere u dont even sound italian

[pmsince1985]

Why does an Italian have to sound Italian?  I'm Italian, and I don't have an accent.

[spikedude2091]

kus ur one of those 2nd or 3rd generation italian americans lol

[pmsince1985]

LOL! Great spelling, little kid. Go back to your fantasy world where people actually give a shit what your heritage is.

[spikedude2091]

haha im right aren't I ?! lmao

[pmsince1985]

Nah.

[Luca1094]

wtf was that if it didnt say itlain fatass on da title, i wouldnt know wat fuckin heritage that is. u r a discrace my whole family grew up in italy and thats not even close to italian. Vaffanculo putana

[suckmydick777]

wow really guy you have no friends to take this video with wow lmao and there was nothing on the sandwich wtf?

[slyreddogg]

This guy needs a mustache. This is clearly a video about a sandwich fetish not Italian culture. What a waste of time for not only this guy but every unfortunate soul who comes across this video. Youtube needs a filter things like this.

[noohyawkcorndawg]

not italian at all

[screwemos135]

lol this would work good as the jew one tho

[screwemos135]

lol dude are you even italian? if you were like me you would say fuck a hell of alot more, you really wold fight, and you would love spaghettie. lol. o and by the way wrong kind of sandwhiches. lol

[thebest385]

wats the song

[jonnyfirecrotch]

i wear my sunglasses at night

[DelPiero9]

Italians don't say "sandwiches." Overall, the video sucks big time. Not funny at all.

[neephius]

A Disgrace To Italy Who the fuck are you kidding. Italy has no heritage

Italy was a fucking joke All the smart ones left and went to America. The dumb ones went elsewhere in the world and they proclaim they are Italian descendant. But now they want to become Russian and Balkan descendant now it looks like they may be accepted as a super power. If you're not here in Italy. you are not Italian. Descendent or not . We don't want you. Your only Italian when it suits your personal interests.

[joev88]

this sucked u fat shit

[burkey218]

haha ONE ONE ONE

[Gh0stGTO]

FYI, not all italians have brown hair and look like guidos.

[mrangers2]

eat a real sandwich

[nickborst]

RED BULL!! SANDWICHES!!! get over it its meant be retarted for all you dumb shits crying sover it being a "disgrace" dumasses

[mrjolly68]

best sounding impression ive seen but not the vid

[CoolGonzalez]

Omg! this was fucking wack. This geeza should be embarassed that his on youtube and whats with the Fat Italian Edition ? He doesn't even look Italian or act like one this is a insulting Italians realy badly this should be called My New Haircut: Fat paedophile Edition

[m55555g]

i no this sucked

and did u c how skinny tht sandwich is

[ferrari5fan9]

Pretty funny, but speaking as an italian, that is a disgrace to italy, only fuckin guidos and shit act and talk like that.

[daysin1234]

This video is meant to be a parody of the orginal my new haircut. Why insult the guy?

[BDuKe4]

dude that not an italian accent, and not every italian is fat and eats sandwiches u fuckin moron, im italian..and i can speak it

[Arcanumflames]

Too be honest, if he never mentioned the word italian in it, I NEVER woulda guessed it was italian lol.

[Daewoo6969696969]

lmao

[Chris5553]

u know i'm italian and u don't have to have an accent u dumbass

[joelieg1]

What a bad italian doesnt even sound italian

[amazingabby25]

LOL WELL I THOUGHt iT WAS FUNNY

[stevepeterson00]

dude whered u get the instrumental?

[LeslieNeilsenFan]

Your a discreace to Italy you fat fraud

[evil6in6a6closet]

lol it dont take much to disgrace italy or italians im italian and i deny the fact cuz im embarassed cuz of all the fuckin guidos and shit who think there better then every1

[jessfoxx]

prosciutto ahhaha. hilarious

[Barbastuousbastard]

buddy you put so much time into something that someoene else thought up, you wanna be a funny guy? make up your own stuff seriousy.

[srybbybciloveyou]

Wow, that wasn't original at all. good try fatty

[CreeOps]

this is gay

[gimesome23]

you know what this is.......fucking gay!

[31thejoker]

dude thats more jewish then italian, that sucked dick

[TeamTrogdor]

dude...just get rid of this video. its not funny.

[joeysalamone132]

maybe if you had some friends you could have one of them hold your camera but i guess not... and bruschetta learn how to say it, dumbass

[crisisbetterthanyou]

He said prosciutto.

Dumb. Ass.

[wowhowcool]

i thought the video was kinda funny i got a few small laughs out

[minimightybren]

FAT

[morrisa0720]

1. Had to use a James Dean cutout because you have no fucking friends besides your boyfriend holding the camera. 2. A real "fat italian" would have a quality sandwich with real meat, cheese, and bread. Not some piece of shit wonderbread, oscarmeyer, kraft single sandwich. 3. Worst fake italian accent i've heard in a while. 4. YOU'RE NOT FUCKING ITALIAN. Probably of fucking pole, or just some mutt with no idea who your whore of a mother fucked, therefore no idea your heritage.

[mattylovessjsharks]

its funny that a wast of skin like this piece of shit can make a video. next video i see this guy make better be of hanging himself in a basement.

[reapa999]

This is sad, like really ,its almost offensive, im italian, and like this isn't even close...

[skopatch11]

ahahahaha best one yet hahaha

[mattylovessjsharks]

are you serious? best one yet?email mail next time you have a sense of humor, because you my friend are out to lunch. wake up and smell the coffee or if you want i can hit you over the head with a ball-pin hammer. ps don't write stupid shit we are watching you

[walterxyience]

get a fucking life whoever made this. this isnt even funny, its horrible. learn how to make a fucking viral vid.

i hope i see you on the street so that i can break your legs and shove them up your ass

[gimmeshelter64]

WE, THE ITALIAN AMERICANS of AMERICA, DO NOT CONDONE THIS FAT LIL' PRICK, AND THE OBSCENE ACTIONS ONWHICH HE HAS TAKEN ONTO HIMSELF, AND HIS WHITE ASSED MIC' FAMILY FROM IDAFREAKIN' HO! IT IS A DISGRACE THAT THIS POTATA HEAD EVEN WALKS AMONG US, AND TO CLAIM HE IS ITALIAN IS A SLAP IN THE FACE OF ST. CHRISTOPHER HIMSELF! THE ONLY SAUAGE THIS PUNK WILL SEE IS THE ONE THAT HE WON'T SEE, WHEN IT IS SHOVED UP HIS "BIG_BONED-THYROID PROBLEMED- FAT ASS!" ITALIAN MALES ARE RAISED TO RESPECT WOMEN!

[ilikecher123]

This is prejudice agaisnt italians...

[alexcostabile522921]

agreed

im italian

and this is awful

not funny....just offensive

[laxplayer1032]

Italians are not like that.......

[elroyjankens]

What a loser. You notice he was the only one in the video. You must be a fat LONELY italian. Friendless dork. Be original.

[takeastand94]

im fat and im italian and i dont eat that many fucking sandwhiches.i hope you eat yourself into a diabetic ham and cheese sandwhich coma.

[mattylovessjsharks]

well if your fat and your italian, you have two problems. loss the weight and become a jew you debt on society

[lefthook7]

Sanswiches! lol

[hudsonwrx]

out of all the remake parodies, this one sucks.

[Scampi1804]

Fail.

No Italian Eats Sangwiches

We Eat Pannini!

Anyone who says otherwise is a Wop.

[lefthook7]

scampi1804 - u ever hear of the Italian Sub? thats a sandwich, we dont always eat pannini.

and if i dont agree with u i dont have a passport? wtf

[Guerra8200]

whats with the red bull? i dont get it

[DanthemanhasaRam]

whats the song in the background i need that song

[mjr3508]

i wear my sunglasses at night

[DanthemanhasaRam]

got it, thanks!

[meltydude]

italian ftw tho shuld have like pizza or spegetthi or meatballs

were the tan btw lol im very dark

[mashsports]

you dont look italian but i dont either...anyway everyone loves italians go us

[Moragauth]

Could be Italian. Just not typical in looks.

[Llosa10]

hes supposed to be italian from ny right?

[SlayRo9480]

mustang calm da fuk down it was just a vid makin fun of stereotypical matters. im italian and i thought it was pretty funny idc wen people make fun of my races cuz i do it 2 other people and i find racist jokes hilarious.

[camac2610]

dude im 100% italian, and i dont particulary love red bull, i love meat tho lol...and i own a couple of track jackets, u should of did a mafia one

[ncbeast18]

its not sandwhiches, its SANGwhiches

[evttt3]

wtf is this,how the fuck is this italian all the guy does is say we eat sandwhichs and drink redbull... italians dont drink red bull this is b.s

[semajdroflah]

"italians dont drink red bull" that is wtf, i think the odd italian MIGHT drink red bull :P

[Guinnie]

Gaaaabagoool...oooh Fah Primo Paysan

[ros588]

My New Haircut: Stoner Edition (My New Bong) is funny also.

[spencercromwell]

i like that the parodies have come allllmost full circle (guido)... thats how sad yt parodying is.

[mustang2005]

i didn't like it... it was disrespectful... your basically calling us fat and all we do is eat sandwiches and drink red bull. guess what? i don't drink redbull, i don't eat sandwiches all the time nor am i fat.

[fholling]

SANDWICHES!!!!! I'm still laughing about it and don't know why.

[DAgosto5]

lol meh im full italian lol that was pretty funny and fuck u all the niggers spics and w/e the fuck u are saying gini, we run the world

[fholling]

This guy is a fucking lunatic. What the hell does red bull have to do with being Italians? Better yet, why does he say sandwiches like a moron? SANDWICHES!!!! Kiss my Grits, dude.

[italianpimp94]

u fucking suck nigger dick

[Aceto711]

This was absolutely horrible but have no fear paesan's cause we are in the process of making a true italian haircut video.

[dallben1773]

Silly

[usehernamelol]

I thought you said Fuckin Turks lol

[miked2005]

That was so bad. U make Italians look so bad u COCK

[mustang2005]

+1 man

[linamar123456]

you fucken fagot you suck your dogs meat ballz

[alfemisaballa]

fuk u u gte no pussy on reall talk

[taurasi3fan3]

as an italian, you know absolutely nothing...and we don't drink red bulls you fuckin faggot...this is embarassing

[bballplayafeva]

quit your bitchin u italian pussy gini fuck

[HugzFoThugz]

i'm italian. a couple words of advice. you're a faggot. italians are fat because they have enough money to feed themselves, unlike you. and dont fuck with other peoples races...you might have the mafia on your ass.

[carmelobel]

your a discrace you dont even look like your italian

im italian and as an italian your a mistake :D

[rocknrollerman94]

How about some new ideas for videos instead of "my new haircut" because besides the original one and asian edition they all are gay and should not be on youtube. Just like democrats should'nt be in office

[jjredicksucks]

im italian, and some advice : shut the fuck up...horrible impression....there are places i know where you might get your fucking ass beat for that, and i would not hesitate to help out....

[TheBoBurnham]

fucking jew/nerd edition lol

[xXxrory7xXx]

hes not even italian. and this was fucking retarded

[cbomcnasty]

he's a jew not italian

[BrettIsCool1]

i want to kill this faggot...worst italian impression ever...

[teddypainf5]

Im italian and i never had a red bull in my life........

[BrettIsCool1]

same

[vinnybrian123]

wat an idiot thats the worst impersination i have ever seen u come to my neigborhood and u will get ur ass kicked by some real italians i will fuk u up abafongule

[LaRosa423]

woooow!

im Italian

and you suck at impersonatin Italians

[spanknrankn]

what do sandwiches have to do with your haircut?

[emolove129]

u shoulda use a big italian sub xD

[sharkbitez3798]

watch my vids their better this fat ass

[spanna22000]

that sandwich should have been bigger... use a fuckin sub lol

On the second "jerks"