The First Ever "Penis" Restaurant

[summerport]

andrew zimmern = dick muncher

[PrttyGrl01]

Esau enjoying himself eating various Penises! Disgusting!

[blueberrypie33]

this man seems very proud to eat this shits

[dsmo0ve]

I never seen a guy so excited to eat some DICK!!

[dmarkg]

Penis Restaurant probably started in America but was shut down because of classic "racism card.". lol.

[marzilyas]

Reason No. 1 why China is fucked up

[vaultboy4561]

His knowledge of penis food is a little unsettling, not mention how he describes it. "Oh the yak penis is beefy" Yeah thanks for telling me.

[EchoWalkerz]

is this a good moment to say Thats what she said?

[fokaiboy544]

when they say "GO EAT A DICK" i guess they were not kidding...

[xXCHICAGO71Xx]

When i said "GO EAT A DICK!!" i didn't mean it in a literal way o_O

[198622rus]

perve restaurant 

[EPIGNTCS]

It's kinda like the way the ear has bone in there...very gentle inside lol

[EPIGNTCS]

Don't get too excited Joy lol XD

[shannycut]

The poor turtle D:

And yes, Im a hippie

[ahmadsufian123]

make human penis

[ECHOdavidoff]

1:52 - the "sauce" is fantastic! O.o

[reeko1998]

part 2:42

[reeko1998]

part 1:11

[slenderlatina]

I love this chubby white guy!

[LaneWalkerz]

he just loves saying penis

haha

said it like 20 times

[hyptormors]

these dishes are platters of lost future generations. MEN. Keep away.

[frogger832]

erm..normal people in China don't eat penis's.

[T4ny4LovezChristof3r]

ew

[pixiestixman]

I'd eat there!!



[lildog908]

press 4 to here a weird laugh and make it look like the penis is dripping pee

[TheAceAcetate]

It's okay to eat here if it's in a three way.

[ratatulsuprem1]

gay blowjob

[Audinos]

I guess that explains the Chinese restaurant in Portland, Oregon, named (seriously) Hung Far Low.

[zenvidar]

@Audinos O_O

[KillTheFuckingHaters]

He's gay beacause he love love eating penis! XD

[PlayNChilllStudio]

Well this is awkward.

[SVTFilms]

"The penis is extremely chewy" LMAO!

[MillaTime4409]

try to watch this without laughing or making a thats what she said joke lol...its impossible

[cafekunproductions2]

I LIKED THE YAK PENIS BEST OF ALL

[praveen27]

you gotto work at it

[clipdan]

Did he say that penis melts in his mouth?

[clipdan]

WHA!  WHA! WHAT???!!!???

[casshorse11]

the penis is EXTREMELY chewy.....

[dNullMe]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

*to the entire video*

[KumaPwn]

@dNullMe I KNOW RIGHT LOLOLOL

[SenorJacked]

This guy is beyond gay

[BRYANJONATHAN13]

does that make him, gay?

[7399Fya]

Why? Why?

[esrafily]

he should have said "now billy's penis is next , and its VERY chewy!".

[Vacmasterthegreat]

you know, if I were him, I'd try it, keep to myself and say nothing(to avoid stupidity) and then leave asap. instead, he's setting himself up to look like some pervert that eats and sucks on penises all day

[ivey1luv]

@Vacmasterthegreat rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dknicks2488]

i loled all over my screen

[ajsaccount1991]

@dknicks2488 no you didn't "lol" over the screen. you did something else

[variezn34gm]

Take care Billy, she may be planning to have yours on a plate.

[oblivionspawn07]

Penis is extremely chewy; VERY chewy.

[ajsaccount1991]

@oblivionspawn07 not mine.

[BIGDADDYF50]

he probably eats this shit everyday for breakfast.

LMFAO

[blakeybuddy26]

the snake penis is much softer hahahaha lol

[MrErock72]

i didnt even think a snake even had a dick

[JennyNichols27]

I think he is use to eating penis

[DissectorofGirls]

O_O

[ladyp1234]

they cut off the animals dick and throw the rest of the animal in the garbage

[Invisus944]

the deer penis looks like general tao

[PiikachuPLUR]

Guoli's Wang?

ahahah! WANG

[BludSworn]

I bet she was like "Bring it on"

[TheNotoriousTOM]

Excuse me, sir... There's a condom in my penis soup!

[P0IS0N]

I heard tapir is pretty good.

[yaxxee]

She's probably not used to dealing with a bigger penis.

[Depressedmeal]

Raw penis is the best . <3

[sims9287]

So many jokes could be made here.

"Mine's bigger!...Much bigger than yours!" xD

Lol, the look on her face. "It's good" = "OMG what am I eating I think I just died a little inside."

[KARL0ZDANI3L89]

eww..

[bigggyd]

"deer penis", I don't think I like you anymore......sorry couldn't resist

^_^

[iluvguineapigz]

mmm, yummy penis. so meaty.

[Robledoruidoso]

2:43 - "i like the yak penis best of all..."

[chanze555]

2:45 lol! Look at how she's staring at Andrew eat it.

[LucienDragon]

She - "This is snake"

Andrew - "FOR SURE :D omnomnomnom!!"

[dewaynemiller88]

This is for the closet queens that think andrew zimmern is gay . There are eppisodes where has talked about his wife but how could one know that when they never come out to keep up on the show ? And no I'm not talking about everybody just the ones that thinks he's gay just to let them know he has talked about his wife on his show before .

[finalform97]

ouch sliced penis o.0

[rwrobp]

"she adds a variety of penises"

lol

[bvscfanatic]

I agree ... nothing compares with the taste of penis!!!

[bvscfanatic]

Andrew, you are the greatest!!!!

[coolbeens21]

You mean those weren't shrimps! :O

[ChineseinCanada]

Yes, Andrew Zimmern! Woot!

[MTran0708]

mine is bigger than yours LOL!!

[melawa]

Better watch out.....yours might be next. LOL!!! Watch out for the cook!!!

[LazyPotatoes]

He sure does love putting those penis inside his mouth.

[hacamatpro]

yanında yarra yering şarabı güzel gider.

[Maiindeg]

"Mine is bigger" LOL XDD

[swordguy27]

The guy's critique of the penis makes me lol

[sarahskirt]

Remember, you are what you eat. Lol. OR, eat some and when you have to go to the bathroom, you'll have dick COMMING out your ass. Whew Hoo! lol.

[1minus1equals1]

LOL, my penis tastes better than yours.

[wildraps]

lan shaw....heheheheh

[praveen27]

Somehow I've noticed Andrew loves a lot of Penis's. hehe yak penis.!! shit

[Hellrosa]

Uuh...Keep away from me! Don't want you snooping near my PINGAS!!

[NellyLikesPirates]

'An experience not to be missed'?

i'd pay good money to miss that.

[napcz]

Why?!

How is that legal? Weirdo.

[bugball31]

seriously folks, who can ever imagine someone saying to friends "Hey Let's go eat A dick!?"

[yogihaywood]

the penis was very chewy lol

[Robredneck8554]

that man would whant penic

[I3L0OD]

I like the yak penis as well.

[Ridikuluzt]

look at her face at 2:45. hilarious!

[UnidentifiedBogey]

what about human penis?

[doodoobeatle]

mine is bigger! it's bigger than yours! lol! hahahaha! it's chewy!!! it's gamey! it has a nice sauce! wat is it? PENIS!

[Elfonz0]

dont say chinese people r penis eaters if u do u r being racist! oh and andrew u bald eating freak!

[wiggerdrex20]

That would have been hilarious if he ate chicken penis (in other words a cock cock)

[kickanus]

"this one just melts in your mouth" lol

[xxpeacexxlovexx]

ewwie!!! i'll stick with human cock

[trasher84]

LOL are you hungry?

[xxpeacexxlovexx]

haha oh yeah

[jasonchuu]

that guy is obviously eating them in hopes of growing one lol

[eldrich93]

"mine is bigger than yours" hehehehe

haters, please don't hate..

[AceFrehley67]

"this penis is extremley chewy"

[bugio22]

OMG when he was like "i like this one the best because it actually tatses" i thought he was going to say penis, i really did.

[bugio22]

always knew he ate cock (And swallows too)

[GagaMan214]

HA.........

[September2091]

hahahaha he said penis o.o

[flexwheelR]

how juvenile.

[mercanaries3]

and? penis isnt a bad word dumbass

[September2091]

ain't saying that it's a bad word. u don't hear ppl say the word penis everyday. can't take a joke.

[mercanaries3]

sorry misunderstood you there for sum reason...

but yea they just dont like to say the word cuz there might be kids watching l0l

idk why kids would ever watch this show

[kok3kain]

lmao "the penis is chewy...so chewy" lmaooooo

[Aspenly]

haha! guys on here are all like "ohh.. I would never put a penis in my mouth! blah blah blah"

As if! Every guy, every where.. is fucking obsessed with the penis... to the point of worship with most. They treat it like a treasured object, one that deserves to be shown and experienced by the world..

Since this is true, why don't all you pathetic guys just start eating penis as well? Try to obtain the entire penis experience.

just remember... you are what you eat...  a big dick!

Fucking men

[654321789123]

fuccck shiettt i dont want any kind of penis in my mouth.

[hex304]

Is there a Vagina restaurant? That would be interesting to eat.

[eltona2323]

judging bye other oriental food costumes I saw on youtube I bet they keep the poor animal alive to eat other parts of the body very fresh,

I hope not...

[undercoverHARDCORE]

fat shits...

[juniour1214]

he like eating peines

[louismatt18]

he's definitely gay. haha!

[pokerpro6996]

I have a penis for the woman at the table. As long as she don't bite.

[maximilli111]

lol XD

[edlemur]

I like the yak penis best of all

[whitewolf88jonny]

i think that guy is very excited to get some penis in his mouth lol

[acaftermath]

LMAO GOOD ONE

[francobobfred]

Could you imagine the 9-1-1 call if someone was choking there?

"Hello? Yeah, there's a man choking on a penis here. Send help!"

"A what?" 0_o

[ridgidtoolman]

yes! HAHAHA

[calderwis]

He said

"I gotta say....the snake penis..."

and I just lost it.

[iplayelectricguitar]

It's not gay if the penis you're putting in your mouth is cooked. haha

[Louizzy180]

Poor animals with no more penises.

[delightracardeanne]

Mmm, I want me some penis now! Just give me a room full of penises and I'll happily swallow them down, along with their steamy juices! I hope I don't choke on one, though. I always hate when I choke on penis. ... what was the topic of discussion again? I blanked out a little. Too much porn, damn...

[dildozuiger]

she doesnt like it

[jfdude10]

hmm...I want his job

[kuwaizair]

what if you choak on a baccilum?

[billionare911]

how can a man eat a penis

its painful buddy

the worlds has come to this.. WTF

how about a vagina resturant lol

[dmnxCGi]

seal penis for $500 a plate, no thank you. even if its $5 a plate I'll pass

[hibikus311]

That man LOVES his penis!!

[wikkedchik90]

i HATE how he tries to make sense of the taste. It could be summed up in one maybe two words: NASTY..extra Nasty

[BathedinSin]

EATING DICKS

SERIOUS BUSINESS

[mikey2276]

Lmao

[Rokolith]

"An experience not to be missed"? Sorry buddy but if I ever go to Beijing I will be avoiding the penis foods.

[MOONlight1995]

he could eat fucking penis but not durian

[xPeterPanRULES]

He can eat a fricken' penis but he can't eat spam

[Koroush51]

I wonder how much they paid him to eat them cocks.

[bball1498]

wtf this is soooooooo gay

[CypressDahlia]

"It's much bigger than yours"

[ecwaufisxtreme]

The next penis this restaurant needs to serve is HUMAN penis, especially BIG ONES. Men dont deserve their penises because they are the INFERIOR SEX! Men deserve to be PUSSIES!

[seanotube85]

Go eat a dick.

[KyuubiUnleashed]

AHAHA LOL 'hmm.. the penis is chewy..'

[jake23masters]

i am going to open up my own restaurant and i will specialize different animal pussies, assholes even rectums, lets see if anyone could enjoy that!!!!

[ganthonyvr]

i would i love cow pussy hahahahahahahaha

[AzranZala]

The title made me LAUGH ! HA HA HA HA HA !

[megamen10]

wtf penis art? THATS GAY!

U FAP U RUSE

[ganthonyvr]

i have goat penis im making it tomorrow i cant wait to taste it. i am like zimmern i eat anything. i even love the pussy.....cat that is, he he

[jake23masters]

good for you!!!

[lahlou911]

He ate penis,lol ... , wait til you taste that PUSSY

[verycoldice2]

ALL SIZES!!

[sweetyvash]

this guy eat anything..ive watch all his show wonder if he wud do a show eating dog??hhhmmmm....he wud be be barbequed alive hahahaha

[kylesgrlxoxo]

GOD I LOVE ANDREW ZIMMERN!!! :D

[PrincessShiya]

Wo xie huan ji rou, Wo bu xie huan "Penis"!

[PrincessShiya]

It's amazing how many times they say"Penis"! I don't know about "Penis" but, Wo xie huan ji rou! Zai jian!

[ajocean]

i hate him he is disgrace to menhood you bastard

[aedling]

Wow. It has an indescribable taste. Nutty.

[djlilray73]

Man that dude Iz crazy. I watch this show all the time. This guy eats anythang. I bet if you gave him a plate of shit, he it that to.

[twinturbogod]

only if it was deep fried with scallions on top though!!!!

[djlilray73]

Thats a good one. LOL