Criminal Minds 7x04 - Painless

[Music99Rox]

LOL on morgans phone it says 5:14 when its night time...or maybe its 5am.. Who knows?

[CanadianArmyGirl]

oh man, this episode has the best morgan and reid moments EVER!! lmao every time

[KristaKirkpatrick]

Morgan: "It's Doctor Spencer Reid..."

Love it! Humor! Even in a show like this--gotta love the playful banter between the characters--lightens the air for a while.

[KristaKirkpatrick]

"I think you might have been a mean girl!"-Reid. Haha, love it!

[KristaKirkpatrick]

Smile more Hotch--it's good for you!!! :D

[monkysrock1178]

The kitchen part reminded me of Jurassic Park.

[MsAwesomesauce13]

@LemonadeIcedTea01 well no, he lied on tv. The accomplice was that Louis(? LSR) guy. Jerry stole the unsub's story and this majorly pissed the unsub off. That and the fact that everyone went along with the Jerry's story.

[MsAwesomesauce13]

Oho! What's this? Reid, oh so sweet and innocent Reid has a potty mouth? Well I never;)

[teylaemmagansheppard]

I love Hotch awwe hotch and Jack moment

[isaaclaniado1111]

What is the name of the song at the beginning? Anyone?

[Gossipgirl77]

what they did to robert was fucked up like why do you need to lie about something to make yourself seem brave that honestly means you're a coward...however he didn't need to kill those so robert is fucked up too but still just sad how they portray the outcasts are psychotic

[Gossipgirl77]

"...the outcast the outcasts rejected."

harsh

[scarygreengiant]

I was totally rooting for the unsub in this episode.

[Chloecupcake1]

Son of a bitch!

[SherryJCooke]

Awesome performance, Eric - aka Randy!!!

[Rosemello50]

I thought Reid should be doing the talking in the end...

[makaylahm97]

Morgan iz yummi :3

[Schnuffivampier]

"now listen to me screaming in your ear an enjoy: aaaaaaaah!!!!" :'D i love this scene

[hanoldwriter]

"What, I didn't play I coached basketball" Classic Reid talk

[LemonadeIcedTea01]

So was Jerry an accomplice?

[hellyeaitsmaddie]

whats the song in the beginning!

[mrlifenmrdeath]

Reid said son of a bitch

[Ruth562137]

yea

[Ringgirl2]

Didnt the boy who shot the students guest star on shake it up

[Ringgirl2]

Whos the boy who shot alot of students

[MzSpades69]

Does anyone know what the song was playing at the very beginning of the episode?

[thesaltychick]

Fucking love Reid!

[Llasg890]

Hahaha Ried got him good

[Myellen10]

@CriminalMindsManiac

how would you know it worked if you tried it you would be dead and if it was a friend you should be mourning

[CriminalMindsManiac]

I LOVE CRIMINAL MINDS. REID IS HILARIOUS IN THIS EPISODE & TRUST ME I'VE SEEN ALMOST EVERY CRIMINAL MINDS EPISODE THERE IS.

[dancer3346]

I have a question for everyone. In the beginning, when Reid and JJ are talking, How does Reid know JJ Pant size?

[Soph0phile]

"We need medical in the boiler room."

...BLAMMMO!!!

"Never mind. We don't need medical in the boiler room anymore."

[StlyDutch]

Reid went to MIT too? o.o?¿

[NowYouDragMeIntoThis]

OMG. I love Reid! That was the funniest thing! I could not stop laughing xD

[pinkk25great]

I was so sad from the outcome but then the prank war happened and I couldnt stop laughing for the longest time :)

[luis101d]

@dogsrule631 whats the name of that episode ?

[shurtugal1]

@luis101d 100, ironically its the 100th episode.

[prettykirsten1]

I wanna fuck shamar moore soo badd!

[GuessWhosAtTheDoor]

pause at 29:34 ..... morgan wants to laugh :D

[dogsrule631]

@SnipeYourCheese no the one where hailey gets shot is. Hotch holds her for like 30 minutes crying and then he hugs jack while he's crying then he punches the reaper to death in sadness and anger. THAT, my friend, is the saddest.

[SnipeYourCheese]

Sadest episode ever :(

[RascaIKat]

Clever to put the bomb in an alarm clock. Not saying it was an admirable clever, but clever... Oh, and Reid, you rock :)

[shurtugal1]

Note to self: NEVER start a prank war with Reid. You'll just lose.

[MJJsthebest]

I freaking LOVE Reid♥ xD "*ring* *ring* SON OF A BITCH HI! This is Dr. Spencer Reid I actually can come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother is a..." I wonder what he was gonna say... xD

[LeQueenVictoria]

why am I just now finding out youtube has some criminal minds episodes?! o.O goodbye sleep.

[zhallotte]

ahahaha..

morgan-1

reid-10

ahahaha...i love u reid...

[TheRaxor007]

uhhh its Dr. Spencer Reid :)

[colormylife13]

I don't get the "cheeto breathe" part.... explain plz.

[chocolateprincess4]

@colormylife13

she was playing scrabble online with JJ. the person's username was "cheetobreath" and JJ was eating cheetos

[cassieelf92]

LOL Reid. xD

[madeleineakaino]

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY get stuck with their high school melodramas even after 10 years..

[purpleem14]

Omg the ending made me cry ..

[jbpopcolla1]

27:38 i wanted to punch that guy is his fucking face.

[libralice95]

@jbpopcolla1

Which one?

[jbpopcolla1]

@libralice95 Obviously the guy screaming "Look at meeee!"

[libralice95]

@jbpopcolla1

Oh.

[rlcalamusa]

hahaha! i love spencer! "were you a mean girl?",you were a mean girl"

[123ilovevampires]

What was the song at teh beginning?

[rudafruu]

@123ilovevampires The songs on the episode are  "City Boy" by Shawn Lee & "Music for a Nurse" by Oceansize

[123ilovevampires]

@rudafruu Thanks :D

[smileynerd13]

I Absolutely Love The Ending-3

[Vampire280]

Hahahaha Reid!! Love him! :D

[XOXOXOalyssaX3]

Wow morgan an Reid and mad hilarious, love them

[KimBoyce3]

HAHAHAHAHA Reid and Morgan are so funny <3 I love them both. Criminal minds wouldnt be the same without them.

[hananlakers]

Lmfao! Wats ur name? (morgan) its reid! ;)

[pichastar]

ha ha ha ha lol reid! aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh

[KAYZMJFAN]

luvvvvvv Reid<33

[BrayandAmber1]

We interupt your regularly scheduled musical selections with an important announcement: Never wage a practical joke war against an MIT graduate because we have a history of going nuclear. Now sit back, relax and enjoy the dulcit sounds of me screaming in your ear.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH

*phone rings* Morgan: Hey baby g..."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH

Reid: Zzzzzzz*smirk*Zzzzzzzz*Smirk*Z­zzzz*smirk*

[equestrianjumpr]

LOVE.

[BrayandAmber1]

bwahahahahahaha Reid :p

*phone rings* SON OF A BITCH *answers phone* Hi, this is Doctor Spencer Reid. I actually can come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother is a... (Hotch: Reid) *Hangs up* Sorry, I'm really sorry, I don't know what got into me where were we.

If I was Morgan I would be pissing myself so bad.

Then...

Reid: Im going to crush you. Morgan: What? Reid: What?

[SomeoneLikeYou186]

"Pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding" one of the best CM quotes

[agaray202]

Hahaha reed explodedXD

[agaray202]

Great music in the begining

[cheeze5882]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for an important announcement: Never start a prank war with an MIT graduate because we have a HISTORY of going nuclear. Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the dulcid sounds of me SCREAMING IN YOUR EAR.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[94crashJ]

Does anyone know the music at the beginning of this episode? Great music, and great episode! :)

[JFelix91]

apparently 4 people dont like practical jokes :P

[ninjaeris131]

how in the world did you get these on here? youre are amazing!!

[victorialb21]

lmfao!!!

[victorialb21]

love love love reid n morgan!! :D

[ribbit4naruto]

Lmao, oh god Morgan I love you for that.

I think his prank was funnier too.

[magicboliver]

29:02- 29:52 gotta love Reid

[LemmeGetThatttt]

After Watching Criminal Minds , Every Other Crime Show Is Bleeeeh (:

[Latinluv88]

Jack is soooo adorable! :>

[BrayandAmber1]

bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahaa I love the relationship between Reid and Morgan <3 Morgan and Garcia too,, they are amazing <3

[Bita1998]

SON OF A BITCH ! Hi, this is Dr. Spencer Reid, I can actually come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother is a dog !

[SoMeDaYWilBeToGeTHeR]

AHAHHAHAH SPENCER AND MORGAN MAKE ME CRACK UP LOVE IT.

[omgsls]

jack is such a cutie

[mymy99myself]

.....but thn i took and arrow in the knee 2:03

[stardust1394]

HAHAHA morgan's trying not to laugh

[GracieStars]

Reid is frickin amazing!!!!! -3-3 him!! He is soooo sexy! His revenge is delicious!;)

[NEyyma]

woooo love you for posting these epidodes!

#obsessed , muchh lOl(:

[JustAHorseRider]

Haha 29:24

[xxMelissa7890]

Reid : I will crush you ...

Morgan : What ?

Reid : What ?

LMFAO ! ILOVETHISSHOW ! ♥

[Swissernator]

Reid,Reid,Reid I'm positive your mom taught you better then to cuss. *shakes head in disbelief.*  I think it's safe to say that Reid won the prank wars.

[PedoBearsHD]

Does anyone know the song in the beginning?

[charmedbuffy1]

dude emily almost falls on 34.44 hahahahahahaha

[charmedbuffy1]

thanks for posting the videos kepp up the good work because cbs sucks

[araoojoke]

i love reid revenge...so cute ahakss

[KCTKOC]

Makes you remember and hate parts of high school all over again.

[ValentineManson]

is this Columbine High School?

[ravz911pro]

29.08 lolololololololo

[musicalmonologue]

Hahaha I love Reid...how he answered his phone after it kept ringing, screaming into Morgan's ear haha

[ALVR2012]

Haha the part where Reid goes all crazy is so funny... Morgan is so mean... LOL!!! I love Morgan and Reid<33333333

[awesomesauce30001]

Boy do I love the ending! So cute! <3

[TowelBowels]

feeling like a boss when you know of such a syndrome where one can't feel pain before spencer reid says it on an episode of criminal minds :D

[lovingthearts1]

aaw Jack! inviting a meanie over to make friends! so cute!

[Maxvdk24]

Yeah, its me again, never mind that medic

[Nadesiko85]

Yeah... I wish to have him screaming in my ear, but in another sort of way

[thmusicman24]

funniest dammed thing I have ever seen in my life up to date

[ttylomglolcrazee]

reid would be the one to be cuddling with a book as he sleeps!

[Nadesiko85]

@ttylomglolcrazee I´ve never wished to be a book this bad u.u

[ttylomglolcrazee]

@Nadesiko85 ahahhahahha!

[TheDisneyDelights]

lmao! Son of a # I actually..oh reid!:D

[DMARIE927]

reid<3 morgan<3

[225BabyCakes]

I luvv this show ! My favorite show of all time.

[xxGiveEmCheeseKidxx]

Hahaha!!! As if I actually needed another reason to love Reid. "Hi, this is Dr. Spencer Reid, I actually CAN come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother is a--"

[seanchong125]

Hotchner can really be a guy who can scare the shit out of you! lol

[msmegagurl]

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the dulcet sounds of me screaming in your ear! AHHHHHHHH!!!!<33

[msmegagurl]

No words can describe how much i effin love Reid! "Son of a b!tch!"

[DWTS416]

This has to be the funniest Criminal Minds episode ever.

[lilone1981able]

Classic, seeing Reid curse and get pissed off. Good prank Morgan.

[EpicObsessiveness707]

My favourite episode of Season 7 so far :D

Reid <33

[T3cHnojUnkI3]

SON OF A BITCH! xD gawd i love reid ^.^

[sonnygirl97]

spencer at 29:23!!

[SaintedSilence3]

39:00 is the BEST

[sonnygirl97]

@SaintedSilence3 you are so right. I love that part

[BulletproofAnaDoll]

"Well mom will look out for Jack anyway."

"Dad too."

Awww his kid is such a sweetheart.

[Alice1861]

Sweet Reid, wasn't so sweet this episode, but hysterically funny? Oh yeah! I love Morgan, but he should have known better than to mess with Reid. LOL!!!! Love how his frustration boiled over because of all the phone calls and his response...hahahahaha!! The kid in him kind of took over or rather would have if Hotch hadn't caught him. Loved it!

[abbylaconi]

love this show like the last parts

[abbylaconi]

hahahah Ried "Valedictorian, soccer scholarship, still a size zero.. I think you might have been aOH MY GOD REID! Yes this is Dr Spencer Reid and here is a special message...YOUR MOTHER mean girl!" and his screaming in the end had me in hysterics. love this show...I could not stop laughing at Reids phone call: "SON OF A BITCH! Hi this is Dr Spencer Reid and I actually can come to the phone now with a very special message that your mother is a-" "reid!"

[bailers5671]

OH MY GOD REID! Yes this is Dr Spencer Reid and here is a special message...YOUR MOTHER-

love<3

[emily7413]

Yeah i love all ur videos Vulturesminds! :D keep making 'em please

[tajuara100]

Vulturesminds you are my hero. If you run for president, I will definitely vote for you.

[NappyND]

Thanks to this episode, I now know that I would not call 911 nor anybody from a random phone, while being stuck in a room with a self-made/amateur bomb.

[Syai4you]

Quick questions : How did Reid figure out that Morgan's the one who gave the media his phone number?

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@Syai4you he just looked at morgan when he was bugging out on the phone and saw a smile i mean he is a genius, plus he knew morgan was pissed for reid hustling him in the basketball pool

[marilyntarjaslipknot]

Can someone tell me the name of other book ( 15:32 )?

''Catcher In The Rye'' and ... ?

[AnimateCait93]

@marilyntarjaslipknot Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

[marilyntarjaslipknot]

@AnimateCait93 Thank you!

[LesorleeLawrous]

Reids prank made me giggle. i needed that :)

[RandomzRockz]

Brandon's kinda hot

[RachelleJayne1993]

the ending is so funny XD Reid pretending to be asleep then smiling. Morgan's face when hears Reid scremaing down the phone priceless XD

[selenagmzrocks]

I Heart Reid

[ctap4]

"We interrupt your regularly scheduled musical selection with an important announcement. Never wage a practical joke war against an MIT graduate because we have a history of going nuclear. Now sit back, relax and enjoy the dulcet sounds of me screaming in your ear."

Just had to add that really quick...even though I'm sure someone has already posted the full quote before me...can't hurt to post something this hilarious once again!!! Love you Reid!!!!!!

[ctap4]

Reid when he realizes what is going on...priceless.

Reid when he gets back at Morgan...timeless.

This is why we all love Reid!!!!!!! :)

[aappzloud]

hotch is losing a lot of weight its kinda creepy

[pinktezzy]

Son of a bitch!!! Lol poor spence

[You4tubeable]

Can someone tell me what the name of the soundtrack in the beginning is?

[InkHeart4112]

Oh my god Reid is so funny!

"Son of a bitch!" ~Picks up phone! "Hi this is Dr. Spencer Reid. I actually can come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother is such a...." and the part where he got Morgan both cracked me up!

[cbaby987]

HAHA Reid: "SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!"

[Hehekayy]

hahahah Ried "Valedictorian, soccer scholarship, still a size zero.. I think you might have been a mean girl!" and his screaming in the end had me in hysterics. love this show.

[94awesomegirl]

the guy that is sitting at the table 34:57 is smiling and laughing!!..they should've picked a better actor!!

[MSonnyday]

It is freaky my uncles name is Robert Adams.

[VickyNote1]

SUN OF A BITCH! UASHAUSHAUH' Hes screeeeeeeeeeeeeam make me crazy!

[DeeDeeMunch]

Spencer Reid can scream dulcet-ly into my ear anytime, anyday.

This was such a good episode. The entire cast of this show is so amazing, the BAU team is like a family that you miss like hell when you don't see them often enough.

Kudos to you all <3

[alexxxladyy96]

so freakin' awesome to see Reid totally lose it like that!

[MrsDowney1020]

Hotch<3

I love his smile!

[sweetcheeks2205]

@VulturesMinds did anyone tell you 'I love you' lately? Cuz I do! Thanks for the upload....I won't have to wait another year to finally watch it! You rock!

[AmannequinDream]

hahaha "I think you were a mean girl!"

[AmannequinDream]

Screw CBS and their asshole website

vulturesminds, you are the ish!

[SFMorgana]

Thank you sooo Much.!!

[adidasfreak123]

lolol Cheetobreath

[KeishaMs]

Reid answering the phone is extremely funny!!!!!

[KeishaMs]

So in love with Reid..When he answered that phone..tooooo funny!

[LittleMissLucky256]

I tried Reid's prank out on my friend when she gave my number to every boy in my university class and told them to prank call as they pleased :D She wasn't too happy :D

Question: haven't been watching in quite a while. In this season Reid mentioned how he was seeking JJ's help in coping with