BILL ENGVALL - Here's Your Sign Live (Part.5)

[joeleffler]

vicodin= medical acid

[TuggersTeazer]

For some reason, Vicodin makes me aggressive. I had to take it for a double ear infection and yeah...

[15Multi]

Oohh, I had paaiin! LMFAO

[johnnie420420420420]

hey doc? can u tell me wut im THINKIN!!

[ChrisyJ1]

Do you people feel funny. When you repeat exactly what I saw already? Because it doesn't make you funny it makes you stupid. Here's your sign.

[Babyboomandy07]

Just do me, then we'll chat! lmao

[QuarstyAndZack]

Ooh!, Mr Vicodin!!

[sasmadra]

"Shut up! Just do me, then we'll talk!" XD

[Multiklash01]

5 people got touched weirdly

[cuteelmolover77]

Just do me then We'll CHaaaaaat!

[thephenon724]

36 hours?! I'm thrilled if it lasts 3 to 6 minutes!!

[lexiedoodleforever]

"IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS! Could we focus?!" bahahahahahaha!

[moviemaker667]

At 3:44, when he says "It's been three days!", 36 hours isn't three days. That would be 72 hours. lol! 36 hours is a day and a half; hence "weekender."

[mkarnerfors]

@moviemaker667 Well actually... if you start at 9 in the evening on friday, you'll last until 9 in the morning on sunday. That spans three days.

[dbflyboy917]

"just do me then we'll chat." I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe.

[mormon95]

Thats my brain!



[1skullduggery]

no, i don't walk, talk, dress and try to act and look like foxworthy. no, not at all. i'm totally original. swear. here's yer sign, see. jeff never said that. i am not a talentless idiot living off of jeff's every move. i'd still be a comedian even if jeff didn't exist. all these ideas are my own. they are.

[AlllamericanQB]

@1skullduggery U must be jeff's wife or somethin

[braidy411]

just do me then we'll chat!

[QuarstyAndZack]

"Hans I cant feel my back"

He goes UGGGGH!!

[QuarstyAndZack]

"Hey, doc. Why dont you tell me what Im THINKING!" My words on my last physical

[erikaphillips92]

what are you looking at? Bill: saaaaaaaandd. its every where!!! it blew its nose on us!!!!

you know what would make my day? Bill: a GED? no no no dude i dont want ged.

[Krause12689]

You poosh it up lol

[patcynik]

5 people are circus freaks ;)

[heathersinger05]

"watch. I'll do it again."

[Clint2448]

7:23 Bitchnnnn Dayy. He looks just like Charlie Sheen.

[badgerman6666]

jesus i just saw some of this i laughed so hard i followed through!

[davidrichards188]

THATS MY CEREBRUM E.T

[stopglobalswarming]

Really, don't they have cameras for that now?

[roosterboy5]

4 people didnt get their sign

[joshflitterfan]

@roosterboy5 it's 5, now.

[brotherbandit]

@roosterboy5 make that 5

[hannahfannahXOXO]

"But, lets just say one did. You would see him and step out of the way. Look i'll do it again! I'm not even tired!"

[MercyFyre]

4 people don't condone drug humor :/

[joshflitterfan]

@MercyFyre its up to 5, now

[Ryuu92]

The voice he uses when he says "Hey baby, what's up?" was actually attractive.

[DarkRebel19]

the no drug and alcohol tolerance reminds me of my stepdad

[AtrumTentatio]

I would see him and step outa the way... /sidesteps

Favorite part.

[domdawn94]

"oooh I had pain"

so would i

[ulquiorraisawesome]

four people are stupid

[precursor11]

Hey doc why don't cha tell me what i'm THINKING!!!!

[dragondancer1814]

@thereddog223 I had all four of my (impacted) wisdom teeth extracted when I was 18, they gave me Vicodin, and that stuff did not do SQUAT. My jaws were hurting so bad that even the THOUGHT of eating pudding made me want to scream, and all that crap did was give me a buzz.. Didn't do ANYTHING for the pain. How am I supposed to enjoy a narcotic buzz when my jaws feel like a boxer pounded on them?

It could be worse, I guess...my husband's allergic to it!

[UGLYSTIKCOLIN]

@dragondancer1814 I totally agree. I had surgery on my toe, and had no pain killers after the numbing agent wore off. Because my toe had been infected, it hurt like a bastard. I literally pulled hair out to distract the pain. I got a couple Vicoden and it might as well have been Tylenol. A few Percocet later.... things were different. It sucked. Like a crazy buzz high. Dizzy as hell.

[dragondancer1814]

@UGLYSTIKCOLIN I haven't trusted narcotics since that episode, and I remember that I put up with that stupid buzz high and no pain relief for three days, then said, "Screw this, gimme the Advil!" That stuff knocks the pain out without knocking ME out in the process. Definitely an improvement.

[SunnasChariot]

All I learned about vicoden I learned from this man. VERY helpful when it was prescribed to me for a major toothache.

[movielady13]

he is soooo freakin' hilarious!!! So not recommended to listen too when you are working...lmao!!!

[Delisyn]

5:14 OMG I have tears in my eyes. XD

[LoneSWarrior]

Vicodin...

"You don't give a rat's ass about anything..."

So THAT'S why House never really cared about anything.

[platinum2021]

36 hours is not 3 days its 1 1/2 days

[AzraelKnight]

@platinum2021 Seriously? You're analyzing a comedian's joke? Dude, suspend belief for a few minutes. He was exaggerating anyways. Besides, it's a JOKE! Laugh a little.

[LadyLimstella]

@AzraelKnight

Agreed...

[crow5by5]

Hey doc, why don't you tell me what I'm THINKING?!

Why?

Because you're touching my brain!!

[ycsdramaqueen]

4:51 Dude, I used that thing at the gym, it freakin' hurts!!!

[peguinlover13]

lol the weekender.....holy shit 36 hours

[MrNiceGuySMKM]

"Im thrilled if it lasts 3 to 6 minutes" XD

[IcemanJ81]

"And they use that stuff, that riiipp stuff! it's like axel grease isnt fella's? you cant wash that stuff off with lava soap and an SOS pad. and my doctor wants to talk to me while he's doin it! shut up! just do me, then we'll chat, alright!" OMG LMAO! priceless!

[Echelonninja]

"just do me THEN we'll chat!"

[beatle11]

The only good side effect is, they'd have a handle they could carry me out of the building with. LMAO.

[josh14455]

this guy is FRINKING AWESOME !!!! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard !

[cutituttie]

"and knowing my wife at 35 hrs and 59 mins she would yell, I'M ALMOST THERE!!!" lmfao!!!! hahahaha LUUVVVV Bill!

[RACHELJ87]

or.... i could watch Law & Order and drink two beers.

[firestarbluebird88]

it's been 3 days!!!!!!!

[iluvmusicMEEZ]

electric floor buffer haha

[blueeyeschick]

just do me and then we'll chat!!!!!

[starwars96]

God, do I know what he means about vicodin...

[SunnasChariot]

@starwars96 Taken a little tour of Vicodin Land, have you?

[MissKayrocka]

17 HOURS. TADAAAA!!!

[RoyalDarkness107]

it's a differant story when it comes to viciden and my dad maning he turns into his mother's alcohool simulated counterpart and well leave it at that for further explenation he basicly becomes the exact opposet of the traditinal effect

[Umbralflame]

36 hours....id try it

[Xpurplecow8uX]

and they use that stuff.... that BLLUTZZZZTTTT stuff

[demonic0muffin]

Low tolerance is a blessing :D

[HollyAnn123]

Shut up Just do me then we'll chat Ok:

36 hours----BTW Bill 36 hours is a day and a half------riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequilla

[TheLard57]

@HollyAnn123: silly blonde, if u start at 10:00pm on Friday, 24 hours later, it's Saturday. the other 12 hours later, it's Sunday.

[SamuraiFoochs]

I watched this special a lot when recovering from MAJOR surgery about 4 years ago and was on Percocet.

That bit about Vicodin is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. And also true.

[MrMatto91]

TAA DAA

[Alpengeist90]

LOL 8:36 to 8:50 Hay baby wuz up lol Then he does that dance and makes that face LMFAO

[CHROMEPHENIX]

haha, the funny part is that 36 hours isn't even close to 3 days

[MarjiMcGuff]

36 HOURS!! I'm trilled if it lasts 3 to 6 MINUTES!!!

[straigjm]

I'M ALMOST THERE!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingsize127]

IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS!!!!

[ALLthingsTV242]

i luv that!!!! my fault my falut!!!

[CowboyJyle]

A 1/2 Vicodin & A Bahmma Momma , Make's for a Bitchnnn Dayyy....

:)

[Agent13Yosh]

isnt 36 hours a day and a half

[jazzdancediva]

@Agent13Yosh I THINK UR RITE

[CurruptedMartyr]

Don't question his logic!!! XD

[kseadam8907]

maybe he took two weekenders lol

[cutieegrlxoxo]

im lookin at my wife sayin '' het baby was up?" hahahahahaha

[videogamebuster1]

GET HIT BY A SEMI BAAAMMM!!

my fault my fault

=P

[MasterGamer501]

that actually works

[defleopard7]

AOOOO!!! MR. VICUDIN!!!

[xXxmafiakingxXx]

omg a handle they cn carry him out of the building with

[kseadam8907]

and they use that stuff! that *spitting sound* LOL

[kingsize127]

36 hours! Dear God! And knowing my wife...

[historyfan1]

vicodin is crap!!!!

[soldierfront03050]

I had my apendix burst and couldnt have it taken out for 10 hours after it burst.

I was getting kidney failure and gangrene by the time they removed it.

After i got out of the hospital, they gave me vicodin.

i was on vicodin for a week and im 14, its not a big deal and i wasnt addicted.

And i can honestly say that was the worst pain of my life and i was glad i had vicodin.

its better then the morphine cause that made me bitchy and i only remember about 4 hours total of the 6 days i was there.

[598cookie]

VICODIN RULES!!!!!!!!!

[dovie2blue]

"The Weekender!" ha ha Viagra is stupid!

[shadowgear111]

aaahhh oh mr. vicadin

[rockergirl5995]

HAHAHA look dumbass someone runs at me i'll step out of the way look i'll do it again c im not  even tired

[TheMRHOMIE5]

sh sand it every were!

[Swmrgrl125]

I would see him and step out of the way. watch i'll do it again. I'm not even tired

[MrsKevinJonas91]

"And they use that stuff that- *farting noise* !!! God i couldn't stop laughing and then the packing peanuts joke gosh thats sooo funny!!!

[Meibukan2]

That's not 3 days, it's only a day and a half.

[Cierrakahana]

it's a joke, don't stress it. It's funny regardless, ne?

[bablayer]

do me then we will chat lol dat sound like me nd my homies jokin around

[kickthis963]

thats my cerebrum there ET!! hahaha

[damienbarber]

"She's like 'Go to bed.' That's what I was thinking about!"

"I had forgotten about it because that's how they work.; they don't take away your pain; they just make you forget you ever had any."

[prestonrey4life]

vicoden land lol

[sheilatx]

god, i can relate to the popping bones part

[herhazeleyescry4u]

"geez...thats my cerebrum ET"

haha that part is funny

[GetSumAir]

The handle bit is wicked.

[copnite12342]

what's vicoden?

[krystallacroix85]

A very strong pain killer that doctors perscribe. Not over the counter meds either. Very strong

[GetSumAir]

VERY strong painkiller.

[TmanV717]

an extreme pain killer

[Suprahampton]

A VERY strong perscription painkiller

[redskinsfreak614]

Pain medicine

[soldierfront03050]

my apendix ruptured inside me, and they had to take it out 10 hours later since there was a kidney transplant that went on longer then expected.

was in the hospital for 6 days and when i was released i took vicodin.

Its a pain drug thats THAT good.

[Blackthorne369]

Hahahaha!! At 2:35 you can here a woman say "Oh please!" Hahahaha!!!!! Love this and 15 Degrees so much!

[squeakybauer]

half a vicodin and a bahama mama is the best kind of day

[legolasisthebest]

Wonderful.

[TVLover1995]

hahahahahaha!!! Bill Engvall is so funny!!!

[Free2LoveDorks]

...He He. E.T.! ^^

[rannukas95]

im laughting my balls out

[totallytempo]

I like this skit but I liked 15 degrees off coll better.

[Zxyler1570]

Nice hey can u add me, to your friends list?

[parliefferschuk]

awesome

[TWEC21]

i love his new little outbursts. didn't do that on 15 degrees off cool. loving it. reminds me of Lewis Black

[Keeby12]

1,000,000/10 stars! He rulez!

[ILuvRio4ever]

5 stars! Wonderful!