How to Have a Successful Relationship

[babeex33love]

im ur baba :)

[BourneArgonaut]

Yeah, I think you meant to say "up & down"...But otherwise...WELL DONE! LMFAO! U're doin' good, kid-o! Keep on keepin' on!

[ashley6017]

This video was all the way back from September O.o dang, I have to catch up!

[aturtlenamedbob]

did u see 3:03

[aturtlenamedbob]

why wuz he eating toast? :=)

[NaRinSHfetch]

Top and down?

U mean.. top and bottom, right?

Or.. up and down?

[nicoleeeyyynyquil09]

can you please randomly run around yelling..."how long does it take to put on a maxi pad" lol

[rcksmlf]

yeah u rock men

[Yujushi]

U LOOK LIKE KEVJUMBA

[AllysaZombie123]

Lmao :]

Even though there both hot I think Steven

is hotter XDDD

[musicmylife123]

lol who is ur dad!??!?who is ur dad!??!lmao.

[kagomehey]

XD lol this brightens my day ;]

btw, i cantw ait till the next vid. damn u tests Dx

[soullesfighter]

it says Final Clue " The Wait Ends The Momment We Meet "

[FunkyMunky5315]

what is that at 3:03

[FunkyMunky5315]

lol sooo funny

[dearskeptics]

It's nice to have a good laugh at 3:30 in the morning.

Thanks for that.

[mizuginyuki]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahaha

love it

[TamaGooChu]

Haha. THAT WAS HILAROUS.

[SaturnWeirdo]

lmao

to support your ass!

haha hilarious

[Paradisekiss44]

Ooooh Ohh! Ni de ba ba shi shei!! Ni de ba ba shi shei!!

Translation: Ooooh Ohh! Who s your daddy? who s your daddy?

ROFL

[crazzychik]

what language is that?

[independentx0x0]

mandarin lol

[XxNskillerxX]

lol i got the same shirt but in white lol ^_^

[Skittlez080808]

dude i like the ending

" yeah to support your ass"

so funny XDDDD

[sniperbomber]

Ooooh Ohh! Ni de ba ba shi shei!! Ni de ba ba shi shei!! xD lmfao

[superA2T]

lmfao!

ni de ba ba shi shei!!!! hahahahahah.

[StellaLunaLu]

LOL

hahahah

'with my hand in my pants-IT WAS ITCHY.'

ur too cool

[TheEvilBunnie]

That was one of the best three and a half minute wastes of my life .

[o1xshortie]

wow i tried stopping at 3:03 just to see what it says like 5 times

[DeeHong]

Yeah i stopped it 1st try didn't notice it 1st time. This video was just too funny had to watch it several times LOL. What about Xiao_S Xanga? *I like Da S more than Xiao S" :P

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Lol, so you finally caught it huh?

it was part of a scavenger hunt i had set up. but it's over now...hehe.

[DeeHong]

by the way you sound taiwanese are you?

[ItsaMeStevenT]

you guessed right! but i'm also japanese too.

[italianXXXXX]

so?

go fuck your mother

[DeeHong]

LOL "yes i had my hand in my pants while i was typeing .... HEY but it was itchy" and "你的爸爸是谁，你的爸爸是谁 Pure Awesome !!!

[natztheflip]

loll! "i love you too much to look at porn" =]

[lec9077]

hemorrhoids,in your asshole!hahahaha

[7FluxProductions]

your videos rock btw..not just saying that lol....i loved the "whos your daddy part"..ahahah

[7FluxProductions]

sorry i did not mean to offend you, i was simple implying that you were funny just as many other gay comedians..when i say gay i do not mean in in a derogatory way....like Ellen DeGeneres...SHE ROCKS...funniest lady ever.

I was trying to sate that gay comedians are funny maybe because they have view of both ends of the spectrum...im sorry for the misunderstanding :( lingo wise "gay" has become a corrupt( usually) insult..:/

[Ashley2357]

lol, i watched this video 3 times already...=]

[Ashley2357]

LOL!

[SeanLLon]

lol! british accent? entertainin!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

i <3 british accents.

[LilbitOLinegirl]

Left and right top and down? What? xD

[ItsaMeStevenT]

i have no idea either...O.o

[LilbitOLinegirl]

Lol the random not makin sense comments are what make your movies sooo it's ok =)

[sampagiet]

lolx whatsup with the ''Final Clue; the wait..''? =0

[ItsaMeStevenT]

haha, that's a secret.

[sampagiet]

lol I was trying to figure out wth he was saying at #3 =P guess it was chinese

[ItsaMeStevenT]

haha, yeah it was chinese. if you look through the comments here though, you'll find the translation.

[Charlenegillianrox]

LMAO!!! Who's your daddy! Who's your daddy!

I've actually never heard anyone say that in Chinese before. lol, very nice.

[lollipoplady311]

so have u found out who their father is yet? XD

[diannerrz]

aww steven, you look like your having too much fun doing this. LOL. let's hope you know how to have a successful relationship (:

[ItsaMeStevenT]

i actually don't. :[

[diannerrz]

aww it's okay steven, you'll learn (:

[DreaJoy]

Haha I love it. Very funny. :]

[ItsaMeStevenT]

thank youu :]

[xXlovennightXx]

loved it :D

[phallyvin]

pretty good.

[thepinkoctopus]

Steveo.. I did not know you made vids... your good at this shit!

Oo this is Tommy

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Tommy! you found me... sneaky stalker freak! loll

[DreamIDo]

I would have said I got a broken arm from playing football. XD So true.

[WillyPizzle]

haha! "i love u too much to look at porn". All very true Steven. I have no patience thats for sure. to me, u are now Dr.Love. Building relationships and stuff =D

[ItsaMeStevenT]

I build relationships like I build subscribers. one at a time.

[asiannx]

你的爸爸是誰?

D;!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

wo de baba bu zai

[Rotarrius]

so good! great acting n editing!

[HighGuy512]

for the 5 tips

you deserve 5:

XD XD XD XD XD

[ItsaMeStevenT]

woo, i've always wanted 5 faces laughing at me! lol

[chiiijenny]

lmfao i love affection

lol love your asshole

[ItsaMeStevenT]

love my asshole?? xD

[nymjenny]

obviously lmaoo

[ItsaMeStevenT]

same person? different accounts?

[nymjenny]

yea i messed up one account blahh it's complicated

[orANGejuiceboxx]

LMAO WHO'S YOUR DADDY XD oh god

[AznProphecy]

LMAO NI DE BABA IS SEY LMAO

[ItsaMeStevenT]

you know it boiiii!

[Izakoe]

AWESOME vidoe, but in the black screan and it says 'Final Clue: the wait ends the final moment me meat'? WTF

[ItsaMeStevenT]

you have a keen eye for details!

[XxKryexX]

LMAO @ Affection. XD

Always funny, Steven! ^^

Great vid~

[ItsaMeStevenT]

so many ppl think affection is funny cuz they can relate to it... O.o

haha! J-K

[XxKryexX]

WOW~ haha. sure sure~ XD

[mouse967]

Being single is sweet. But, have a girlfriend or boyfriend is nice. :)

[ItsaMeStevenT]

unless they're psycho... haha!

[mouse967]

LOL!

[bunditu]

Lmao xD

That was funny

You have a gift =3

Pmsl

[ItsaMeStevenT]

pms is my gift?

lol, uhm... i think that's a gift that i would rather not accept. xD

[bunditu]

No not pms ^_^'

Comedy

And that is a good gift

Cos laughter is the best medicine

After penecillin and morphine

[cellmate89]

Lmao awesome vid steven! had me laughing so much.

after watching this; you now start to look older :P

"who's your daddy?!" lol

[ItsaMeStevenT]

thanks! i will take that as a... compliment? haha!

[cellmate89]

yeah you better.. *shakes fist*

lol jklang

[sarimoo]

hehe. sweet.

[tigerlilly955]

Haha, that was hilarious... How long does it take to put on a maxi pad?!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

i think around 15 minutes. =\

[stephameseed]

omg #2 had to be the funniest thing ever LAWL sighhh you should be a relationship counselor person

[ItsaMeStevenT]

hell yea i'll be one! and you can be my first vict-patient! woops.

[ShibuyaChain]

After, amazingly only 2 minutes, I paused at the right moment to catch your subliminal message! lol

Final Clue: "The wait ends the moment we meet."

user: xiao_s@xanga pw:____________

Now...what does that mean? lmao

[ItsaMeStevenT]

its a brilliant clue that's part of a scavenger hunt... now if the person on the hunt were as clever as I she would have gotten this far to find it! :D

[ItzSoapie]

hahahahaha. my head hurts from laughing o_o

[ItsaMeStevenT]

you should rest your head on another one of my videos. hint. hint.

[ItsaMeStevenT]

it was a secret message with a clue!

[cuuniio]

how long does it take to put on a maxi pad?

[ItsaMeStevenT]

a pretty long time i guess. xD

[Sumfera]

lol, at nr 3, did you say "Who's your daddy"?

[ItsaMeStevenT]

oh yes. yes i DID! ;)

[Joshparnell]

That's an awesome video!!

[KaddieX]

I think it's amusing how you lost your glasses during that one scene, and also how that black thing flashed for a millisecond. I actually paused RIGHT on that the first time, and came across it by accident. It's like subliminal. T'was funny.

Anyhoo, fantastic job Steven! :D Keep it uppp.

[ItsaMeStevenT]

i am the subliminal master....bwahaha!

[xXd6y8j4Xx]

I <3 Asians.

I <3 being Asian.

I <3 you all.

Much love <3<3<3

[ItsaMeStevenT]

that's a LOT of love you got goin' there. hehe

[xXd6y8j4Xx]

lol what can i say

im Asian and i love it (:

xD

[lovelymoonlady]

HAHA OMG I LOVE THIS. Your videos always make me laugh! :) Haha i cant believe you just said 'who's your daddy' in manadarin. LOL and the first one was hilarious!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

yess, the 3 months i spent in taiwan improved my language to the point where i could say "Who's your daddy?" in Chinese!

[lovelymoonlady]

haha good job : )

[d0rkiamyxd]

i'm getting behinddd in watching your videosss when they're SO FUNNYYY. gotta catch up

[ItsaMeStevenT]

ahh! don't fall behind! i don't know what i would do without your opinions! :[

[ChocolateMonkeh]

LMAO.

[GeniusBoy88]

LOL, brilliant

[ItsaMeStevenT]

you have brilliant taste my friend.

[00suzu00]

phaahaha....broken ARM from playing footbal???

[ItsaMeStevenT]

that's so much cooler sounding don't you think?? :D

[00suzu00]

yea it is...

damn! u've replied amost all the ppl who commented...

u're my best youtuber! *^___,^*

[bluerif]

the best!

[evelynwashere]

wonderful.

the bread looks delicious :)

hahaha

[ItsaMeStevenT]

would you like some? although its old and moldy by now... =\

[erniesbudolab]

Very clever.

[ItsaMeStevenT]

its like ninja clever!

[hondai]

LOL!!!!

"How long does it take to put on a maxi pad!!?"

That cracked me up to much. Sounds like what my dad says all the time.

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Your dad and I could take over the world!

[nicnic888]

haha this is another funny one steve!

[BigMacWithALargeCoke]

5 stars

trust was the funniest

[ItsaMeStevenT]

trust may also be the truest! haha

[nguyenmt101]

lol wow u have great jokes i wanna make a video but......i have no since of humor

[ItsaMeStevenT]

hey, you gotta believe in yourself!

no matter how cheesy that sounds!

[Angeldust12]

that was funny!!!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

oh sweet, i wanna see this.

[WillAiAm1290]

LMAO "你的爸爸是誰?!?!?你的爸爸是誰!?!?" Good stuff

[ItsaMeStevenT]

sweet, this chinese actually shows up on my computer!

[yummeistrawberries]

puahahahah! you so funnyyy

yupyup i love your glasses too ^-^

[ItsaMeStevenT]

and i yupyup love this comment!

[Mickz963]

LMAO

oh and, you have rather white teeth :o

[ItsaMeStevenT]

i do? i think its a technical glitch cuz i have neon yellow teeth.

[Sougen02]

"The wait ends the moment we meet?" Lol what is that 3:06?

Haha the maxi pad thing made me literally laugh out loud xD

Keep up the videos B-)

[ItsaMeStevenT]

i guess you could say maxi pads ftw!

[dannyisagirlsname]

Ni de baba shi shei?!

HAHAHAHA you're nuts, steven!

Haha hilarious. Where do you get your video ideas? ^^

[ItsaMeStevenT]

I get them from this little book in the back of Barnes & Nobles called "Great Youtube Ideas."

[BruneiDoLL]

ahahahhaha whose ur daddy?whose ur daddy! hahahah that part is hilarious..esp when u say it in chinese! golly! hahahah

[ItsaMeStevenT]

that's why Chinese is the greatest language ever.

[Tanzz88]

you should wear your glasses more often in yours vids ^_^

they suit you & you look really cute!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

bwaha, i wear them typically when i drive and stuff.

[ItsaMeStevenT]

you're sweet, and I totally forgot to sub to you again, so i went ahead and did that! :]

Take care!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

YOu bet I did! It would've been weird if I said "Who's your mommy?!" right? haha

[liloasiangeckos]

lmaoooo. thats funny.

xp

[ItsaMeStevenT]

What are you talking about "thats funny?" this was supposed to be serious! lol jk

[strawberryseeds92]

dude were you saying

ni de baba shi shei?

omggggg loool

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Of course I was! It was the most appropriate thing to say at the time. hehe

[strawberryseeds92]

it's like when i go on facebook 20 ppl went from in a relationship to it's complicated then they go from "it's complicated" to single. wtf

*nice glasses by the way

[ItsaMeStevenT]

aww, that must break your heart huh? ;)

[DominationVideos]

hilarious as always!

[kansaiPJ]

Hahahaha!

Now that I have this guide, no future relationship can go wrong! Thanks!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

You betcha!

(dang, i need to make a disclaimer.) :]

[WenHao07]

ha ha ha

"Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy!?"

I think im going to use this guide as a reference of what to do next time i'm in a relationship... at this point, any advice will do! haha good work man.

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Heyy I don't think you're THAT bad, that you would need MY advice! haha

[energy444]

Who is your father,Who is your father!LOLX

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Why are you asking who my father is? =P

[lilAneko13]

hehehe ....hehehe LMAO

[ItsaMeStevenT]

that's a lot of laughter... :D

[C0mm3ntm0nst3r]

Not bad :]

5 star.

[azngurl64]

hahaha

this made my day[: <3

you're soooo cute !

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Thanks Jenn, that's what I do - I make ppl's days.

and be cute for them too. :P

[jayalbelangue]

oh man

that bread lookd yummy two and three is sooo freakn funny and true

cant lie we all do it lol

but what were you saying on fact 3 that got me laughing hella!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Haha, the Mandarin always gets the ppl laughin'!

[shikafan88]

wow...this vid is awesome! xD love it!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

I'm glad you love it. That makes 2 of us!

[duhhlauraa]

your videos now have been dealing with relationships i think:P

[ItsaMeStevenT]

and i think that you may be onto something... :P