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  • "Hello CenterLink" XDD

  • hahaha so trueeee

  • Mother calling child 'slut'...priceless...

  • Your voice sounds just like Chris Lilley's :')

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA this is so true XD

  • Lmfao, everything is pretty spot on besides the penis thing i have no idea what that was about.

  • my names michaela... this scared the shit out of me.

  • amazing!

  • ahaha bongans and coconut fobs are so funny

  • why does your house look like Kath and Kim Set btw?

  • Kmart not target !

  • Hahaha I'm an Aussie and this is definitely halarious!!!!! Lmao

  • 82 people are bogan and dont know where the like button is

  • LLMAOOOOOOOOO @ trent from punchyyyyy

  • SO GOOD!!

  • Spot on man!

    

  • "Yeah let's go to the shops, forget about your shoes,"

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • I really couldn't imagine Australians sounding that retarded and I know some pretty fucking retarded Australians

  • "mikayla stop being a stupid slut ok?"

  • LOLLLLLLLL ''hi i'd like 10 southern cross tattoo's'' hahaha

    POITERRRRRRR

  • POITER!!

  • "How good's that?!"

  • ROFL Awesome!

  • PMSL Kayla, McKayla, Tezza, fezzzarrrr . Use to be Toola, Voola, Soola and Migupi....

  • Love it :P

  • Your a genius! This is so funny, i cant stop watching it! Its so on the mark, i have unfortunately seen people exactly like this lol! dont listen to all the other comments, i think its brilliant. Please make more!!!

  • @Krstanoski87 Thanks , i know i swear half these examples i made ive actually heard - why are people saying this is misrepresenting them? lolk

  • @ramio1983 The only people who will be offended by this video are the bogan australians themselves lol. They are very good at dishing it, but cant take it. The part in the video that you say "if they dont like it, they can fucken leave it".... lol, i hear this comment frequently. I dont have to like everything about Australia. There are some good things, and some bad things, like with every country. These people have lost the plot lol.

  • @Krstanoski87 We have a SHITLOAD of Bogans around us then haha most people seem so offended by this, i thought Australians had a sense of humor? Ah not at all, lets just make fun of others only.

  • @HomeschoolHellions. I share the same feelings. Lol

    It's an embarrassingly sad but true image of the token Bogan Aussie!

  • This is so incredibly true that it's sad lol.

  • I thought that was hilarious. " Yeah I bought that from supre, 2 for $5, how goods that!" BAHAHAHHA excellent.

  • @GagaCrazy17 THANKSSS! :-)

  • Really not that funny. The Jenny Talia one is hilarious!

    

  • Coulda been funny... Coulda, being the operative word

  • total shit, not funny

  • POITA

  • Wow, that was absolute shit. I'm a proud Aussie bogan and I buddy, you're so far off the mark its unbelievable. I think what you're referring to (or lamely attempting) is white trash.

  • @haids7 Well go on and make a video, show me what Aussie Bogans are all about.

  • @haids7 Ew. Proud Bludger more like it.

  • What's wrong wiv Target?

    I'm on my rags LOL.

  • @TheElfdreaming Targets a bit alright , i was there today lol!

  • No mention of how 'awesome' commodores are?

  • Australians always say mate so make a parody out of it in chess! Like 1 Australian will say you are check mate,then the 2nd Australian will say I'm not checkmate mate. I'm just checkmate! Then they fight because of the mate word

  • @mangaanimeloveit ahhaha great observation there mate!!

  • @ramio1983 I wanna make a video about it, but I am lazy.

  • Australians always say mate, so say

  • Hello Centrelink? hahahahha

  • Centrelink and nah bigga off i'm on my rags holy fuck lol.

  • die in a house fire CUNT

  • @Loligatorx Get that sand out of your vagina princess and take a joke.

  • Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Fuck'n Pisser Mate!

  • @Wallabytrack Thanks it shocking for a nation that is so "laid back" and has a sense of humor we seem to be able to dish it but cant take it? All my videos making fun of other people is rated high but apparently we are untouchable? lol

  • That I agree with, Americas influence needs to go, everyone walking around trying to look like the Jersey shore knobs but that should go for any other influences too, ill never agree with the full burka wearing thing and I know people get all offended by that but thats the way I feel. some things should change but some things shouldnt....its just hard to please everyone.

  • Of course there are things about this countries people I may not like but its a kind of love and connection that ive felt for this country of mine since I was born, from my parents and their parents, from camping in its wilderness, being amongst its beauty, swimming in its lakes and beaches, all the animals down to the insects.

    The times ive spent bonding and having fun with my family and friends over the many Australia days and holidays in general.

  • @keef78 Yes and that is exactly what i love about Australia too. I love the easy going life-style, i love the "fair go" that most Australians live up to. It's a great country and i generally do love it. I wish we'd be more independent from American influence though, i wish we'd slowly push away from the Monarchy and be a real true independent nation with friends from all over the world without the need to seek to please them before we please ourselves. Peace out.

  • @ramio1983 I Just Recently 8 months ago connected to AUSTAR, (foxtel of the Bush)

    Best thing I ever did since I married my Cheese & Kisses,I mainly watch all the English shows and SBS Sick to Death of American Stuff! Don't Get me wrong I love Americans but it is the same old shit,Gangsta'Bullshit. I love this Joint my ancestors came here in the 1800's and I am a Product of that,Not Perfect for sure but I would not know where else to go. Maybe some Islamic country might want me!! hahahahaha!

  • "Australia: love it or get the fuck out" I whole heartedly agree with.

  • @keef78 Sorry but i find that term to be bullshit. I dont have to love everything about Australia. I am sure you dont love everything about Australia. What "Love it or get the fuck out" REALLY means is "be exactly like us, or get the fuck out". Just because people do things that are different, or oppose certain things about the country they live in it does NOT mean they hate the country. I love Australia but i dont love everything about it no, and im sure EVERYONE feels that way.

  • @ramio1983 I agree with you 100%. For the record I have convict ancestors, but I am not a Christian and I hate watching sport, we aren't all the same, that term implies that we are somehow.

  • @ramio1983 Well there we go, you said it! "I don't have to love everything about Australia" and then you say "Just because oppose certain things about the country they live in it does NOT mean they hate the country". So that means I don't have to love everything about Islam and it also means that despite the fact I oppose certain things about Islam it should not mean it's hate yes?!.

  • @ramio1983 Or do those things only apply to you Ramy, only to immigrants and Muslims and if you are western it's automatically "hate".

  • @daewonskate: the southern cross is on the eureka flag as well as the Aussie flag, the eureka flag is a symbol of Australian democracy and protest, having pride and not backing down. Look up the eureka stockade....hopefully you learnt that in school. Im proud to be Australian and wouldnt mind getting a eureka flag tattooed but the plain 4 stars tend to look like bad birth marks.

  • @keef78 I am sorry but i reckon most blokes that have the Southern Cross know next to nothing of the Eureka Stockade. Besides such imagery has been hijacked for the most part by nationalists with little room for accepting multiculturalism or cultural expansion, the southern cross has become the symbol for "Australia: Love it or get the f*ck out!".

  • I am sick of this abusive relationship...it's time for another one!

  • I went through half this video thinking you were saying 'poyta' until I realised you said 'peter' -___- hahah

  • @falasteeeen haahha  peter POYTA whatever you like is fine ;)

  • the bit about baked beans killed me!

    thats what they always tried to feed us in child care, that or tinned spaghetti

  • lol my name is mikaela

  • @MikaelaJonasXD Hello Mikaela. :)

  • @ramio1983 your views increased more than mine but i around the same time!

  • @ImTylorRichardson True that feel free to add yours to mine as a video response, ill accept.

  • This Just shot up in views ayye!

  • @ImTylorRichardson I know bro its like magic! :)

  • omg the supre comment! love it

  • Now if made a video like this against an Islamic society or Muslims within Australia I would have Muslims commenting on the video giving me threats and would be condemned outright as being racist and bigoted.

    I do agree though on the bogan interpretation, very well done ;)

  • @blade004 Well religion is different. "Bogans" arent even a race, they're just super low class and i came up with a new term- wog bogans are WOGANS :-). Everyone should be able to laugh and even in my own video i have fun with my faith, most of the times i get support but i agree some would be hostile to the idea, but ah well they can get that sand outta you know where ;-)

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  • @ramio1983 I really don't get what it is with Bogans though with their white frame bug eyes sunglasses, their No Fear, Jet Pilot or Southern Cross stickers on their Cars and their in Car attitudes, it's absolutely ridiculous! As a consequence I stopped drinking any form of alcohol 13 years ago at age 25 and really tried to steer completely away from all of that! It's embarrassing.

  • So full of win. The 'I'm on my rags' one cracked me up so hard :)

  • "thats hot!" "I know i got it from supre" bahahahah

  • @cindaaYO Supre is the place to go haha!

  • It's fucking mozzies not moozies

  • @Gigglemouse4 I know Mozzes is Mosquitors. Moozies is Muslims that are taking over the world- according to Today Tonight haha

  • This should be called "At Home With The Monobrows"...

  • @SuperThundergod666 "Keeping up with the Monobrows" LOL

  • It's funny cos they think we do all that shit...

  • Were not all bogans.

  • @claudiaaaaaax OMG i know thats why it says shit "Bogan Australians say" not shit "Australians say".

  • lol everyoen of my friends what a southern cross tatto

  • @daewonskate I dont get those southern cross tattoos, its not especially "Australian" the Brazil flag i believe features the Southern Cross, everyone in the southern hemisphere can see the bloody thing lol

  • @ramio1983 i know there like southern cross tatto for aussies

    no

  • Bogan mum! Good God, she cracks me up!

    And I think you pretty much just summarised everything my neighbours.

  • @Nymphadana Sound like lovely neighbours ;-)

  • HOT

  • @fwenship4ever Jalapeno hot? Or even hotter?

  • This video was just epic. I mean seriously, I almost cried with laughter.

  • @TownsendV228 I felt the love in that comment! Thanks!

  • @ramio1983 No problem man. Keep up the ogod work

  • Thats the stupidest shit i've ever seen.

  • @ilovhorseys4eva And i clean horse shit all day

    

  • @ilovhorseys4eva Cleaning horseshit aint stupid- dont be hard on yourself lol

  • Fuckin' hairy-chested Centrelink Wogans!

  • @2001ALS2008 Hahah that hairs got a 4 hour re-growth.

  • Centrelink lmaoo

  • @perlinda1 Its the number to call! ahahah

  • centrelink omg.

  • Lol the centrelink one fucking made me cry. However, I didnt hear Cunt once so its not that accurate. But everything else was so funny.

  • @Smittz1230 Tried to keep this as PG-13 as possible, lame i know- but you know...its Youtube, they have sand in their vaginas.

  • hello, centrelink? ahahha

  • thats what sydney people say

  • sorry. crap

  • its actually accurate....

  • @whythefuckdoyoucaree ..I think so too :)

  • Um, not alll Australians are bogan.

  • @lyzeeindahouse I know where do i say all Australians are Bogan?

  • @ramio1983 So when are you going to do what aboriginals say

  • That's just a wog not a bogan

  • @GhostSoldierAUS It's a WOGAN!!

  • Its funny how alot of people cant tell a wog apart from an aussie.

  • @Rico22160 hahaha im a Waussie!

  • @ramio1983 European Australian perhaps. I was thinking along the lines of greek/italian.

  • @Rico22160 Hmmm kinda close. Half Lebanese Half Croatian :-)

  • 0:55 Killed me XD

  • supre hahahahahhahahaha

  • Gold :)

    I signed in just to thumb up your videos

  • @Yutubetopteensingers How aweesome are you? :)

  • LOLLLL SO FUNNY

  • POIITTERRR

  • Fuckin lame.

  • @bulletinthewind Freakin AWESOME!

  • what a wog!! hahahaa

  • @lsacmlk I know a wog trying to play a Bogan funny stuff lol

  • Whats with the New Zealand emphasis on the 'e'.

  • @TheDoctorPianist Ya think i pulled the "e" too much into it? Hmm perhaps. It was tricky to stick to haha.

  • Honestly don't think anyone says what he says at 1:50

  • HAHAHAHA LOST IT WHEN CENTRELINK CAME UP

  • lol thought it was racist till he got to "hi i like 10 southern cross tattoos" lol then couldnt help but laugh

  • @MajorMynahMusic Hahah hell no im not racist, i love all colours!

  • I think its funny! Its so true!!!! The only way your'll be offended by this is if you class yourself as a bogan!

  • @faly86 According to your stats 20 peeps out of 60 disliked this haha hence they are Bogans- hence 1 in 3 Aussies are bogans. That's alarming!! 

  • @faly86 Correction 20/80- so 1/4 of Australians are Bogan- sounds better haha

  • Fucken wogs.. =P <3 from a skip

  • @DeludedManiac Love ya you Caramello Koala !! lol

  • "Hi can I get like ten southern cross tattoo's" ahhaahahha

  • Bogans dont live in nice clean houses lol

  • You are the funniest Aussie since Hughesy.....not that hes not funny anymore

  • hahah thats flat out racist man!!!

  • @flukedout Hells no, im a lover not a hater and lovers aint racist!

  • yes

    

  • All the pricks on here that are commenting about religion and ethnicity are retarded. fucking get over yourselves you drop kicks and take a joke, us aussies are suppose to have a good sense of humour not a 10 foot pole up our arse.

    The guy nailed this! I lived in in Wagga for a while and this is spot on, especially the "poiter" and "i got it at supre" lol.

    Funny shit dude, make a part 2 ;-)

  • @qubic99 ahahha thanks man i know none of that stuff matters in posts/videos like these, its all in the name of...thanks a lot POITA! :-)

  • @ramio1983 Yeah fuck the raghead Muslims always trying to put their preachy shit on us. Fuck off back is Islamabad or where ever the fuck your from . Terrorist cunts.

  • @tarksable Excuse me? I am a Muslim. How insulting are you.

  • "Hi, i'd like 10 Southern Cross tattoos"

    Ahaha.

  • @ahmadcombo answer me a question - what does it matter who Muhammad(pbuh) decided to be his successors(s) - that belief is not important tor Jannah - actually arguing over it will lead you to Jahannam. Muhammad(pbuh) clearly stated - follow the Quran, follow the hadith, foll my Sunnah. That is all.

    Around the world Sunnis are shiiias - Sunnis are killing Alawites because they believe this is what Allah commanded. This terrorist ideology must - it's ruining the reputation of Muslims

  • @cssftw100 nobody gives a fuck so why should you? being an arab or a muslim does not make you anything like the people who are blowing themselves up in the middle east so stop trying to relate to them and focus on your NEW reality.

  • @c3075177 what an ignorant person - do a degree in psychology - you might be able to comprehend why people bow themselves up - they have suffered so much at the hands of America and its corrupt Arab agents - they have lost the will to live - freinds and families are kidnapped and tortured and never seen again - it is a pitiful existence for them.

    However they are taught that there is a light at the end of the tunnel - their pathetic undignified existence can be reversed in theafterlif

  • @cssftw100 overthinking things for the illiterate, poorly educated people in the middle east again aye? its simple: they blow themselves up because money goes to their families as a result. the belief aspect for it is insignificant mate. why do you think its official policy in israel to bulldoze the houses of suicide bombers families? why do you think in afghanistan and elsewhere the role of the coalition forces is shifting from a military role to an economic and educational developmental role?

  • @c3075177 and you fucking idiot - israel doesn't bulldoze the homes of suicide bombers - they bulldoze down any home that is necessary to bulldoze for strategic purposes - i.e. if it HELPS ISRAEL

    If they want a better line of sight yet houses are blocking their line of sight - they bulldoze them down. If they believe a Jewish community belongs where a Palestinian village is - they will bulldoze the village down.

    It is simply for the Jewish cause - they believe its their right

  • @cssftw100 it has been a highly successful poicy to bulldoze the family home of a suicide bomber after the act has been caried out. the logic behind this is that the financial benefit going to the family of the suicide bomber is nullified by the loss of their house.

  • @cssftw100 stop trying to demonstrate empathy for these people- it just shows how naive you are. they are not your friends. they are less learned then your average western pre-schooler. they don't give a flying fuck about the 'big issues' or any ideological or theological shit you retarts spurt around and try to impose upon them. they care about they about ensuring they have food and that their families can be safe. period. so stfu and get a grip on reality. things in the middle east are simple

  • @c3075177 If you lived in Iraq and Americans raped & murdered your daughter and wife and beat you to shit - and left u in the sand - would you not want to blow yourself up?

    Lack of empathy is the reason there is so much conflict in the world

    no - things in the middle east aren;t simple....you have no idea do you?

  • @cssftw100 your example seemed pretty simple to me - bad shit happens to people, therefore they want to do bad shit to the people who did bad shit to them. simple right? pretty easy to understand, right? what i mean by stop trying to have empathy is that you cannot relate to these people in no way whatsoever; they are nothing like you, your circumstances are entirely different and they don't give a shit about political islam, religious dogma or theological debates - they want food and security.

  • You are so hawt, you look like trent from Punchy! Noice mate noice! Youre heeeeeaps siiiiiick ayyye,

  • my name is Peter

  • @PeterBrucePhoto You mean POITA! ;-)

  • i guess you dont know many bogans. you gave it your best champ!

  • "CENTRELINK?" hahahahaha