QWOP Speedrun (1:26.52)

[Snugglypatchvids]

i call steroid user

[narutosonic425]

A challenge fit for the gods...

[TheEnglishWonder]

-trying desperately to watch the QW OP onscreen but realising that you can't directly look at all of the keys at once-

[TheEpicNine]

@TheEnglishWonder Look at the center. Use your peripheral vision. The pattern is Q then P but if you're going fast it's them together. Then W then O in the same pattern.

[TheEnglishWonder]

@TheEpicNine Thanks :)

[iiGerardoii]

god bless usa

[iiGerardoii]

i like turtles

[nathaninsgaming27]

my best is 50.1M i even have a vid

[4xJcakBC]

fuckin' gypsy

[amschu04]

1:12 panicpanicpanic

[YourAdventChild]

He passed the horde xD

[BIKETRACKMANIA]

sick vid man

[amarie123]

Gotta love the karate kick at 0:34 :D

[ProgressiveScan9]

Hurdle? What hurdle? I'm on so many muscle relaxers right now...

[pianoflames]

momma called them my magic runnin shoes

[BRBgottaskate]

dammn this dude's bookin

[MusicLadCarlos]

Like a fucking boss! :D That nigga looked like he wanted to fly lol.

[cutiespark67]

haters gonna hate

[theqrokz]

SKIP FOR YOUR LIFE

[CommanderTato]

Run Forrest, Run!

[MrMichaelll123]

I am amazed not to see the following as a top comment: "Run Forrest, Run!"

[BaNdIToAnDrEaS]

What the fu- boooooooooooooooooommm AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[413shooter]

i use to be this good, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[PeteLynette]

He runs full of joy XD

[kyo546]

Qwop ... QW is OP?

[LordLakeon]

3 people pissed their pants while whatching this.

[bugattideclan]

thats how i run

[qwopmaster123]

lol i was playing this one day and i didn't jump, so i kept going past 100 and i went to about 150 before i fell off of the map.

[DrWierdo80]

LOL, my best is 100.5

[Haldricsfury]

this is waht happens when olyimpians drink before they run

[Typhlosio7V]

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!

[lilypop87]

:o

[Lollymiss1]

OMG!! HAHA!! I HATE THIS GAME!!!

[4131025]

you should be the owner of the game

[Jackhayes123]

you now have permission to sleep with my sister.

[gigaro1888]

you have bet chuck norris' highscore

[cyyytr0n]

ho man .. think I just digged it u_u'

[cyyytr0n]

What's all this mess about that game ? ô_O

[footballsk8r]

You are the chosen One

[lewispb123]

LEDGE

[MrOrween]

J'ai fais les 100 mètres !!!!!!!!

[Sephirot4678]

One small step for man... one giant leap for qwopkind

[Guitargasm17]

This game is actually pretty damn easy. Especially when you know the trick

[RinzlerTheHedgehog]

are you a god?

[AcrobAnjO]

Drunk run !

[dafrenchie121]

how the fuck

[M1GR1]

You're so happy you get to the finish line and the other guys are standing there quitely because you're retared even though they've been standing there for ten hours.

[periodicmabel]

so much hardere than a real marathon.

[skyrozz10]

oh yeah,well i did it 1:13:56

thats right 1 day 13 hours 56 minutes!

[Jakeyboy3095]

this is so inspiring, just makes me want to go run a marathon

[Wrichiek]

the trick is to press W O then Q P after you'll get the hang of it and he'll run

[ilayg100]

i did this, and failed at 17...

[PATCHES7RF619]

Watching this while listening to Mr. Roboto makes it so much more epic

[GerrohTheCommie]

ProcrastinatorPro is Usain Bolt irl.

[TheGreatCrow]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX.

[VivienForum]

i swear to god if someone gets over the hurdle they are fucking gods!

[anspiderman]

you are the best player in the world in my opinon

[Icerama108]

No one in the world should move like that.

[mallusrex]

ARE YOU A WIZARD

[trotterontour11]

@mallusrex u do realize he is playing a hacked version

[flesbek2004]

i love how he just simply keeps ignoring hurdles

[crushing9]

EPIC WIN

[miteyboosh23]

and from then on if i was going anywhere

I WAS RUNNING!

[ElvisRocking1]

@miteyboosh23 xD hahahaha badass comment.

[Keckegenkai]

run fon!rrest run!

[TheDroga619]

Chuck Norris?

[Sean52611]

That's how I run on QWOP, learnt it in 5 mins :P

[TERREWN0]

welcome to the ministry of silly walks

[ThePfantzypantz]

that was beautiful, this my friends, is the true american dream.

[MrMarguitar1]

i got 100.4 :P

[ManUGotOwnd]

when i do this it looks like my person has down syndrome

[mrsslein]

2 words: No Life

(posetively) ;3

[NukinYUall]

is that forest gump???

[foadysfah]

I cried...

[animeloverxl]

can you jump the end?

[uratoko]

I bet this guy played this soo much he cant walk normaly in real life anymore :P ..kiding

[nyugai]

lol 1:26:52 for 100 metres .. not that fast ^^

[oRePeLv2]

this dude runs like a gay natzi

[sagacious03]

QWOP must come from a very pitiful nation if he not only represents them at a 100-meter run, but in a speed run of that run, runs faster than the recorded average human's WALKING speed.

I just have to wonder how poorly other members of QWOP's race control their bodies....

[sagacious03]

@sagacious03 Self-correction: When I said "race", I meant to say "nation".

[FallaciesofRelevance]

Beautiful.

[youdoyoudont]

YOU ARE AWESOME.

[LMSlax4]

This makes zero sense...

[paragonNL]

One doesn't simply QWOP into mordor.

[Camohat100]

now we just have to divide by zero and the world can end wth all great quest complete!

[cjbirk]

LOL AT THE FUCKING HURDLE

[jeffaboy2468]

how do u do that :0



[AbsagleckStudios]

31 seconds... Not that hard

[FiveZRemiixHD]

Chuck Norris are controlled your computer ! Omg !

[Megajerks98]

this is how i run to school

[crazyvidman1]

No life..?

[abc123pavel]

Wow, how do you make your legs QWOPerate, mine dont.

[torkoyog]

nice one

[Shlaner]

LMAO I LAUGHED THE WHOLE WAY JUST BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFICULT IT IS LOLLLL.

[Rogers1977]

That's awesome!!

[colinchrispeyton]

I got to the hurdle in 35 seconds and then fell...

[DYLAV8R]

Theres no way it would have taken a black guy to run 100m in a minute and 30, he must've been really white :0

[VDGfreak]

I KNOWZ TEH SECRET! just alternate holding keys "w" and "o" then "q" and "p" at the same time and repeat, it's not easy tho ;D

[magacid]

my run took about 12 minutes and i just did the splits and humped my way to the end. way to make it look graceful!

[DonOlbacky]

You almost fucked up at 1:12

[DominantdanyRS]

Now try GIRP!

[Lance1992100]

i said "fuck-it" at 18m lol

[Thyretify]

I actually got 100.5. I'm not saying that I'm better than this guy because that is not possible! It took me about 20 min to get to the finish line but i got it at about my 10:th attempt.

[MrJaydub1001]

You win at internets

[ATLphotographer]

Nice hurdle jump

[MultiRetardedguy]

how do u do it?

[vengefulnoob]

you sir, represent the pinnacle of humanity. ProcrastinatorPro for Nobel Prize and World President!

[sirroger11]

let me guess QP WO

[lumencrystar]

0:32 holy hell nice save

[sigge951]

0:34

lmao thats a real epic sprint

[lumencrystar]

4.2km per second seems pretty fast for somebody with broken ankles

[JTriumf]

Excellent speed, great recovery execution...you truly are a national hero.

[xAndrewDx]

0:42 eff that hurdle yo.

[SorrowfulMemory]

wow amazing! Nice Job

[paintballeros]

fake

[nigellinaballerina]

You are my hero. Is that sped up though?

[ProcrastinatorPro]

@nigellinaballerina No, it's real time.

[equn]

yoyo! gold medal!!!

[joseph50505]

that motherfucking should not be in the olympics if he cant run for shit lol

[alamrisa]

1:15 almost went nasty lol

[Deadn00b2]

Run like a retard

Become National hero

[KoRnEd15]

@Deadn00b2 forrest gump

[MityLite]

@Deadn00b2 hahahaha its 4am here and im laughing my ass off, off all these comments

[LaMbChOpZssc]

i am fing amazed. i tried doing it this way after watching it like 5 times, but i still cant get it

[TwilightWolf2508]

Nice, I did it in 15 min with 100.5 m =p

[cookietoad21]

Fuck yeah, I'm running like that and I just discovered this game twenty minutes ago. xD (SHUT UP I'M PROUD OF THIS. LET ME BRAG.)

[ChristianR021]

LMAO Qwop was having NONE of that hurdle's business

[daantjeuh666]

dude.. teach me <3

[mooseable]

"Screw you hurdle"

*boots it out of the way*

[TheCerealkiller10]

W

O

W

YOU ACTUALLY did it right :OOOO

how many hours did you waste working out the proper technique????

[rous8198]

@TheCerealkiller10 I figured it out with just a little help in like 20 minutes, but it's not perfect yet... I only got 36 meters actually running

[ProcrastinatorPro]

@TheCerealkiller10 Wasted several hours getting the technique and timing correct and hundreds of attempts to get Qwop running the whole way to the finish line.

[pieralnett]

@TheCerealkiller10 I found rthis technique in like 10 minutes its not even a hard technique to learn at all, u just have to expirament with it.

[l2d2v2]

:0 :0 :0 :0

[paynkeeper]

i thin you're the only person that did it not even the game's programmers(hamsters) couldn't 

[PS3GameProductions]

You sir, deserve a... Cookie.

[TheRealDinner]

wow indeed indeed.

[KoKoProductionz]

wow inded



[TheDrummerboy2009]

wow

[bjapan96]

holy shit nice dude

[sittonolla123]

I run like that

[AGROBABEUK]

@sittonolla123 lol nice, I would pay goo money to see tha

[TheBlackOpticFTW]

@sittonolla123 You mean that you run the now forever known ForTheWin style?

[WingScarred605]

zomg! how do you do it??? whats your secret????

[SuperGnarWhales]

this. is. epic.

[xxmrbloodxx]

that guy runs like a fag