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  • Ted you are fucking amazing.....Im glad i found you my friend...:D

  • So, this is what happened to John McCain after his failed presidential bid!

  • Haha i luv this vid..... :D

  • sicko

  • lmfao this is some fucking funny stuff

  • LOL

  • I don't understand.....

    /watch?v=Vtu7RfmFMmw

  • Poor man !

  • @mragw He is not really a hobo if you were thinking that

  • Hey dad, if you're in the mood for a cheap laugh/what the hell am I watching kind've moment (but a good moment either way), watch this. Mom thinks this guy is hallarious. He has some serious physical, mental, and social problems...there's something wrong with him.

  • Something about the classics....

  • I just diarrhea'd in my mouth.

  • I laughed until I cried and as I am using headphones so my friend is looking strangely at me. That made me giggle in a way long forgotten.

  • i don't get it?

  • WHAT THE F*CK???? O.O

    come on .. What the hell is this O.o

  • Ted, why not do the decent thing and remove your perverted trash from YouTube.

  • This is your brain on PCP.

  • Oh god Hahahahahahaha! {xD

  • Ted, I once crapped my pants...Didn't even knw it and boy did it smell like roses!

  • Thanks so much. - Ted pillman.

  • @branstonA are you really fucked up or is this all a joke

  • You literaly make my day every single time I see one of your videos XDD It's my kind of humor and you don't find this too often. You're honestly the coolest guy I've ever seen!

  • luv you TED!

  • @futuristfood Luv U 2 ! -- Ted pillman.

  • DId anyone had tell u or suggest u to get some help?

  • i totallyloveit but thinkwhen you make your next video. think about the humor.itcan be hilarious. rightafterthe first verse--in my pants(real quick) got up off the toilet, looked and sang-it was all due to Taco Bellor something like that. comedy isnt thequickest thing to develope you know.take time and exploit it-mm

  • Nick Nolte's mugshot

  • Most profound video I've ever seen!

  • ted, you are my greatest inspiration of all time<3

    i've memorized all your videos.

  • 18 people crapped in their pants

  • EWWW

  • @king98ization Show all your pups on video. Show them playin' and

    wrestlin' with you. We all like seein' any pets. Ted Pillman.

  • @MetallicGecko ok dude ppl all have different opinions ,and i like it i think its funny you dont , thats fine just dont tell me how dumb im am or how old the humer age limit is.

  • @staynifty U Dumb

  • @MetallicGecko no its because this guy looks like crap and he is singing and making funny faces plus who doesnt think farts are funny ? :D

  • You are the best comedian on the internet. No kidding. Fucking hilarious.

  • Has this guy got aids?

  • Hey Ted! Are you on reddit .com? We love you over there! Keep Crapping!

  • Find a toilet dude.

  • YOU ARE AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I must be Ted Pillman's biggest fan. There is only one word that truly defines him in this video and that word is "coquettish." What a flirt!!!

  • its the grinch !!!

  • this is the Kilgore Trout

  • the facial expression will never get old.

  • this is strange but i love it lol

  • Is it wrong that I'm laughing my ass off at this??

  • 16 persons don't know what talent mean ! xD

  • Superb.

  • Genius.

  • wtf .. why has this got thumbs up?

  • hes on the can lmao shitting =PPPP

  • THIS IS SCARY!!!!!!!!

  • HE'S SO SEXY

  • lmfaooo, this guy is GREAT.

  • Please somebody do an IP trace and Baker Act this psycho freak!

  • This is Mr. Rogers on crack!

  • how the hell is this funny?!?!

  • this guy has some fucking problems

  • The man's a genius x2!!

  • you look like a hobo 6.6

  • Some one help this guy!

  • what ticks me off is Ted has a better camera than I can afford !

  • This is like a bizzarro Mr. Rogers

  • Eww , but lols

  • the guy looks like a freak

  • It's a real shame Ed Sullivan couldn't be alive to see this. What a showcase this would be.

  • I fucking love ted. :)

    I discovered him through my best friend and haven't stopped watching since.

  • where do u live ted. iv never seen that motel before. o and when are you makin new vids. i love you dude.

  • @branstonA iv seen this vid a million times aand it never gets old

  • @staynifty Thanks, buddy.  ----Old Ted Pillman.

  • @branstonA ok dude. i dont descriminate but your doing this to be funny right? i hope so...... because if you are being searious? i will go to bed with nightmares. lol its pretty funny but still terrifiying

  • @branstonA Your my idol TED! i LOVE u! Subbed :)

  • @staynifty really a million???? Not 41,438?? :D

  • @oozat mebbe not that many........ but a whole bunch.

  • MOLESTER

  • omg i think i have crapped my pants. this is hilarious

  • oh god i love uted pillman lol

  • omg lol i love this!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sadly.. he probably would run things better if he were president

  • speak up brown your through................

  • this is what doc brown would look like if he did meth =p

  • @snower5554

    LOLOLOLOL!!!

    you really cracked me up:)

  • lol awesome

  • fuckin genius!

  • Thanks for the compiment !-Ted Pillman.

  • well, i was about to fall asleep, but then i decided to go onto youtube, and this is what i found.

    sleep isnt a option now, im pretty fuckin scared of this guy, what a creep. but hes also hilarious, so i guess it evens out in some odd way

  • Hey, My biggest fan ! Love 'ya -Ted Pillman.

  • This really YouTuber "fknugly222"

    what a disgusting low-life

  • hahahahahahaha

    So Funny I crapped my pants!!

  • i think he could actually sing without all this fart and crap (no pun intented) seems kinda fake to me. still funny though

  • do you really dress like that?

  • ROFLMFAO wtf!!!

  • this video is funny but also real nasty!!

  • You know your gettin' old when you sneeze you have to wipe your nose AND your ass!!!!!!!!

  • Youre Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • LMAO!!

  • OMG, LMAO

  • Very Classy !! I Love it 5 STARS

    ZOOM

  • Pissy pissy pants!!! Hahahahaha!!!

  • Poor Ted I love him I will look after him if you send him to Australia

    Elderly people deserve respect not to be humiliated like this on U tube....I am calling the Authorities !

    Suzy xxx lol lol

  • Send me to Australia via UPS ! I'll arrive all boxed up at your your front

    doorstep. I'll need an immediate de-lousing, anf a 3 hour shower, also a 2 hour tub bath !

    Search : G4 Web Soup: for "The man Loves His Farts" - page2- I'm on cable

    tv singing 'Carload Of Farts". With Australian love, Ted Pillman !

  • is he like that or he is just acting? O_O please reply xD!

  • That's him. When he's being paid $20.00 for each video. he gets excited, and a little big headed. -- BranstonA.

  • lol....pissy pissy pants....lol

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • i will slap anyone across the mouth who dont like ted!

  • talk about shittin your undys.

  • it would be awesome to have this guy as a grandpa lol

  • no that would be awful youd have to change him. lol

  • omg rofl !!!!

  • why R U so unfunny

  • please write me back if he is a hobo?

  • I don't know, what is he and I'm not hobo, but if you want to help me, I'll say thanks. :)

  • LOL

  • i hate this! ugh! so bad! not funnny at ALL!

  • are you crazy! this is so odd! and wrong!

  • Um... is he reazzlly a hobo?

  • u suk

  • LAME

  • you scratched your head when something went wrong . it was a messed day

  • Ted left a trail all over town.

  • what the fuck,... does this guy act like a fucking retard for fun? its bloody stupid

  • this shit is funkin funny

  • what the hell.. u r the most fucked up guy ive ever seen

  • true dat

  • ahhhhh

  • stupid

  • turquoise is a good colour on ted it really brings out his flatulants, sick vid man couldnt of said it better myself.. keep on pushin that extra load ted!

  • I remember that original Crapped In My Pants.

    This is great, it's more up to date.

    Ted's my man, he could crapp on the subway, and I'd still love him.

  • This is a remake, and I love it.

    Just as nutty as the first one.

    It's a good thing Ted's got a psychiatrist.

  • did i see some man boobs

  • Once I crapped in my pants at Right-Aid

    as I was in a long line, with 26 people

    watching the whole mess.

  • I'd like to have been at that laundromat,

    and witnessed this god-like moment.  Nelly, Chris Fiero.

  • God, he's one miserable guy. Only Ted could

    sing a song with this content. The content is "crappy".

  • This is sure to become an instant holiday classic...silver bells,white christmas,winter wonderland,jingle bells,and "i crapped in my pants" by Ted Pillman...if only Dean Martin and Bing Crosby were alive so they could do a duet of "i crapped in my pants"...~sigh~

  • This is Ted at his nuttiest. Better than

    the squeezed image original. Keep on pushin'

    Ted. You're a real Icon !

  • Mr. Pillman looks like Hell as usual.

    This is a different version. Just as funny !

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