Hey dad, if you're in the mood for a cheap laugh/what the hell am I watching kind've moment (but a good moment either way), watch this. Mom thinks this guy is hallarious. He has some serious physical, mental, and social problems...there's something wrong with him.
You literaly make my day every single time I see one of your videos XDD It's my kind of humor and you don't find this too often. You're honestly the coolest guy I've ever seen!
i totallyloveit but thinkwhen you make your next video. think about the humor.itcan be hilarious. rightafterthe first verse--in my pants(real quick) got up off the toilet, looked and sang-it was all due to Taco Bellor something like that. comedy isnt thequickest thing to develope you know.take time and exploit it-mm
@MetallicGecko ok dude ppl all have different opinions ,and i like it i think its funny you dont , thats fine just dont tell me how dumb im am or how old the humer age limit is.
@branstonA ok dude. i dont descriminate but your doing this to be funny right? i hope so...... because if you are being searious? i will go to bed with nightmares. lol its pretty funny but still terrifiying
turquoise is a good colour on ted it really brings out his flatulants, sick vid man couldnt of said it better myself.. keep on pushin that extra load ted!
This is sure to become an instant holiday classic...silver bells,white christmas,winter wonderland,jingle bells,and "i crapped in my pants" by Ted Pillman...if only Dean Martin and Bing Crosby were alive so they could do a duet of "i crapped in my pants"...~sigh~
Ted you are fucking amazing.....Im glad i found you my friend...:D
PinchinTheBear 2 weeks ago
So, this is what happened to John McCain after his failed presidential bid!
1ndridC0ld 3 weeks ago
Haha i luv this vid..... :D
hoggvx011 1 month ago
sicko
jason73987 2 months ago
lmfao this is some fucking funny stuff
MrFuckWhatYouSay 2 months ago
LOL
Ash000ify 3 months ago
I don't understand.....
/watch?v=Vtu7RfmFMmw
TheAndiePerson 3 months ago
Poor man !
mragw 3 months ago
@mragw He is not really a hobo if you were thinking that
hoggvx011 1 month ago
Hey dad, if you're in the mood for a cheap laugh/what the hell am I watching kind've moment (but a good moment either way), watch this. Mom thinks this guy is hallarious. He has some serious physical, mental, and social problems...there's something wrong with him.
maxhowig 5 months ago
Something about the classics....
larrydh57 5 months ago
I just diarrhea'd in my mouth.
ItsJustMandi 5 months ago
I laughed until I cried and as I am using headphones so my friend is looking strangely at me. That made me giggle in a way long forgotten.
MrDominic522 5 months ago
i don't get it?
mesomungo 7 months ago
WHAT THE F*CK???? O.O
come on .. What the hell is this O.o
CaPoFrEaK09 8 months ago
Ted, why not do the decent thing and remove your perverted trash from YouTube.
jonsynergy 9 months ago
This is your brain on PCP.
MrCoal11 9 months ago
Oh god Hahahahahahaha! {xD
watchensee 10 months ago
Ted, I once crapped my pants...Didn't even knw it and boy did it smell like roses!
gumdokim 10 months ago
Thanks so much. - Ted pillman.
branstonA 10 months ago
@branstonA are you really fucked up or is this all a joke
butlerbulldogs05 6 months ago
You literaly make my day every single time I see one of your videos XDD It's my kind of humor and you don't find this too often. You're honestly the coolest guy I've ever seen!
TheSaucyMeatballs 10 months ago
luv you TED!
futuristfood 11 months ago
@futuristfood Luv U 2 ! -- Ted pillman.
branstonA 10 months ago
DId anyone had tell u or suggest u to get some help?
deviceds 11 months ago
i totallyloveit but thinkwhen you make your next video. think about the humor.itcan be hilarious. rightafterthe first verse--in my pants(real quick) got up off the toilet, looked and sang-it was all due to Taco Bellor something like that. comedy isnt thequickest thing to develope you know.take time and exploit it-mm
mokeymina 11 months ago
Nick Nolte's mugshot
redpaul79 1 year ago
Most profound video I've ever seen!
maxhowig 1 year ago
ted, you are my greatest inspiration of all time<3
i've memorized all your videos.
MuffinAtTheDisco 1 year ago
18 people crapped in their pants
austinislucky 1 year ago
EWWW
mick7blue2 1 year ago
@king98ization Show all your pups on video. Show them playin' and
wrestlin' with you. We all like seein' any pets. Ted Pillman.
branstonA 1 year ago
@MetallicGecko ok dude ppl all have different opinions ,and i like it i think its funny you dont , thats fine just dont tell me how dumb im am or how old the humer age limit is.
staynifty 1 year ago
@staynifty U Dumb
jakefairplay 1 year ago
@MetallicGecko no its because this guy looks like crap and he is singing and making funny faces plus who doesnt think farts are funny ? :D
staynifty 1 year ago
You are the best comedian on the internet. No kidding. Fucking hilarious.
Vicarouse 1 year ago
Has this guy got aids?
spongebill007 1 year ago
Hey Ted! Are you on reddit .com? We love you over there! Keep Crapping!
zombieducky82 1 year ago
Find a toilet dude.
caganb 1 year ago
YOU ARE AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
timmythorpe 1 year ago
I must be Ted Pillman's biggest fan. There is only one word that truly defines him in this video and that word is "coquettish." What a flirt!!!
RevJohn 1 year ago
its the grinch !!!
Bjo15 1 year ago
this is the Kilgore Trout
Maartinnsh 1 year ago
the facial expression will never get old.
byroclover 1 year ago
this is strange but i love it lol
Hailz777 1 year ago
Is it wrong that I'm laughing my ass off at this??
Khaos696 1 year ago
16 persons don't know what talent mean ! xD
GreatTotojojo 1 year ago
Superb.
krisco12001 1 year ago
Genius.
krisco12001 1 year ago
wtf .. why has this got thumbs up?
TheNoobishGamer 1 year ago
hes on the can lmao shitting =PPPP
Stradar 1 year ago
THIS IS SCARY!!!!!!!!
loveu4eva13 1 year ago
HE'S SO SEXY
Maggynus 1 year ago
lmfaooo, this guy is GREAT.
1996surfer 1 year ago
Please somebody do an IP trace and Baker Act this psycho freak!
JJ2955 1 year ago
This is Mr. Rogers on crack!
JJ2955 1 year ago
how the hell is this funny?!?!
JUSTICEPAINE 1 year ago
this guy has some fucking problems
Blake64500 1 year ago
The man's a genius x2!!
coc0s 1 year ago
you look like a hobo 6.6
SuicidalSacrifice13 1 year ago
Some one help this guy!
iago201 1 year ago
what ticks me off is Ted has a better camera than I can afford !
fluxstringer 1 year ago
This is like a bizzarro Mr. Rogers
ontologica 1 year ago
Eww , but lols
Cutiechula7 1 year ago
the guy looks like a freak
ryherdbuckmaster 1 year ago
It's a real shame Ed Sullivan couldn't be alive to see this. What a showcase this would be.
sailcat23 1 year ago
I fucking love ted. :)
I discovered him through my best friend and haven't stopped watching since.
AnyaMichaela7 1 year ago
where do u live ted. iv never seen that motel before. o and when are you makin new vids. i love you dude.
staynifty 1 year ago
@branstonA iv seen this vid a million times aand it never gets old
staynifty 1 year ago 3
@staynifty Thanks, buddy. ----Old Ted Pillman.
branstonA 1 year ago
@branstonA ok dude. i dont descriminate but your doing this to be funny right? i hope so...... because if you are being searious? i will go to bed with nightmares. lol its pretty funny but still terrifiying
REAPER3382 1 year ago
@branstonA Your my idol TED! i LOVE u! Subbed :)
chrisdiaz83 1 month ago
@staynifty really a million???? Not 41,438?? :D
oozat 10 months ago
@oozat mebbe not that many........ but a whole bunch.
staynifty 9 months ago
MOLESTER
inuyashaXfreakX 1 year ago
omg i think i have crapped my pants. this is hilarious
TheSnotrag2009 1 year ago
oh god i love uted pillman lol
networkse7en 1 year ago
omg lol i love this!!!!!!!!!!!
DaNiBoOfUl 1 year ago
sadly.. he probably would run things better if he were president
DirtyBird760 1 year ago
speak up brown your through................
overandout58 1 year ago
this is what doc brown would look like if he did meth =p
snower5554 1 year ago
@snower5554
LOLOLOLOL!!!
you really cracked me up:)
kelsmart 1 year ago
lol awesome
GamingPalooza 1 year ago
fuckin genius!
megdan0408 1 year ago
Thanks for the compiment !-Ted Pillman.
branstonA 1 year ago
well, i was about to fall asleep, but then i decided to go onto youtube, and this is what i found.
sleep isnt a option now, im pretty fuckin scared of this guy, what a creep. but hes also hilarious, so i guess it evens out in some odd way
noisydope 1 year ago
Hey, My biggest fan ! Love 'ya -Ted Pillman.
branstonA 1 year ago
This really YouTuber "fknugly222"
what a disgusting low-life
5ezpzez 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahaha
So Funny I crapped my pants!!
2012GreenGhost420 2 years ago
i think he could actually sing without all this fart and crap (no pun intented) seems kinda fake to me. still funny though
Deathflames 2 years ago
do you really dress like that?
skatebueno123 2 years ago
ROFLMFAO wtf!!!
croom9 2 years ago
this video is funny but also real nasty!!
bre2727 2 years ago
You know your gettin' old when you sneeze you have to wipe your nose AND your ass!!!!!!!!
Mrphatbastard1 2 years ago
Youre Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
glowstick124 2 years ago
LMAO!!
DavidJNic 2 years ago
OMG, LMAO
HollyPhi 2 years ago
Very Classy !! I Love it 5 STARS
ZOOM
zoomotdepot 2 years ago
Pissy pissy pants!!! Hahahahaha!!!
DrFrankensteam 2 years ago
Poor Ted I love him I will look after him if you send him to Australia
Elderly people deserve respect not to be humiliated like this on U tube....I am calling the Authorities !
Suzy xxx lol lol
DollyAU 2 years ago 5
Send me to Australia via UPS ! I'll arrive all boxed up at your your front
doorstep. I'll need an immediate de-lousing, anf a 3 hour shower, also a 2 hour tub bath !
Search : G4 Web Soup: for "The man Loves His Farts" - page2- I'm on cable
tv singing 'Carload Of Farts". With Australian love, Ted Pillman !
branstonA 2 years ago
is he like that or he is just acting? O_O please reply xD!
ShadowRox5 2 years ago 2
That's him. When he's being paid $20.00 for each video. he gets excited, and a little big headed. -- BranstonA.
branstonA 2 years ago
lol....pissy pissy pants....lol
ilovecoke124 2 years ago 2
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
pinky1rose 2 years ago
i will slap anyone across the mouth who dont like ted!
SR893 2 years ago
talk about shittin your undys.
theleachbath 2 years ago
it would be awesome to have this guy as a grandpa lol
theleachbath 2 years ago
no that would be awful youd have to change him. lol
Amandafoshoever 2 years ago
omg rofl !!!!
Phantompain7 2 years ago 2
why R U so unfunny
bart8572 2 years ago
please write me back if he is a hobo?
kelsiemania 2 years ago
I don't know, what is he and I'm not hobo, but if you want to help me, I'll say thanks. :)
FlashFWD 2 years ago
LOL
ronnymatt81 2 years ago
i hate this! ugh! so bad! not funnny at ALL!
iheartkitties21 2 years ago
are you crazy! this is so odd! and wrong!
iheartkitties21 2 years ago
Um... is he reazzlly a hobo?
kelsiemania 2 years ago
u suk
bart8572 2 years ago
LAME
commentforluck 2 years ago
you scratched your head when something went wrong . it was a messed day
camboy1132 2 years ago
Ted left a trail all over town.
pillmanfan 2 years ago
what the fuck,... does this guy act like a fucking retard for fun? its bloody stupid
stuffemburgers 2 years ago
this shit is funkin funny
xxpur3zxx 2 years ago
what the hell.. u r the most fucked up guy ive ever seen
TheBigT14 2 years ago
true dat
chris02795 2 years ago
ahhhhh
nikkoisneko 2 years ago
stupid
Homade79 2 years ago
turquoise is a good colour on ted it really brings out his flatulants, sick vid man couldnt of said it better myself.. keep on pushin that extra load ted!
bigjimmythethird 3 years ago
I remember that original Crapped In My Pants.
This is great, it's more up to date.
Ted's my man, he could crapp on the subway, and I'd still love him.
fierochris 3 years ago
This is a remake, and I love it.
Just as nutty as the first one.
It's a good thing Ted's got a psychiatrist.
rossalbers 3 years ago
did i see some man boobs
hunnybunny511 3 years ago 6
Once I crapped in my pants at Right-Aid
as I was in a long line, with 26 people
watching the whole mess.
widowness 3 years ago 2
I'd like to have been at that laundromat,
and witnessed this god-like moment. Nelly, Chris Fiero.
fierochris 3 years ago
God, he's one miserable guy. Only Ted could
sing a song with this content. The content is "crappy".
rossalbers 3 years ago
This is sure to become an instant holiday classic...silver bells,white christmas,winter wonderland,jingle bells,and "i crapped in my pants" by Ted Pillman...if only Dean Martin and Bing Crosby were alive so they could do a duet of "i crapped in my pants"...~sigh~
ButtBreathersUnited 3 years ago
This is Ted at his nuttiest. Better than
the squeezed image original. Keep on pushin'
Ted. You're a real Icon !
defrancesb 3 years ago
Mr. Pillman looks like Hell as usual.
This is a different version. Just as funny !
rbarryglass 3 years ago