Samuel L. Jackson - Mass Effect Character Creation Tutorial (xbox 360)

[Whippenberg]

I am sick and tired, with these motherfucking geth on this motherfucking PLANET

[RejectedEel1]

Garrus! Say calibrations again! I dare you! I double dare you mother fucker say calibrations one more god damn time!

[MrPolek92]

Shiiiiiiit, Negro!

[rbdzntsfrlk]

I AM SICK OF THESE GOD DAMN FUCKING REAPERS ON MY GOD DAMN FUCKING PLANET!

[RedW0lf21]

@rbdzntsfrlk ' I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING REAPERS ON MY MOTHER FUCKING PLANET!! ' is how it is said

[chiffmonkey]

I'm Commander Shepard and I've had it with these motherf**king stores on this motherf**king Citadel!

[xXFeralArtsXx]

They need to make multiple choices of voices for Shepard you could choose from. I would absolutely 100% take Samuel's voice. "WHAT DOES MY WALLACE LOOK LIKE" - whilst persuading shop keepers to lower price.

[Bleumange]

@xXFeralArtsXx What's my wallace?

[Whippenberg]

@xXFeralArtsXx its marcellus wallace, from pulp fiction ;P wouldnt be a good one, read chiffmonkey's

[bobitski32]

the force is strong with this mothafucka.

[ragnorokh]

I am TIRED, of these MUTHAFUCKIN REAPERS, in MUTHAFUCKIN SPACE!!

[TheAgore47]

Reconstruction profile: Does he look like a bitch?

[sparcer1]

i have had it with the mutherfu**** reapers in the mutherfu***** space.

[tricksterhuaun]

Samuel L Shepard:DOES THE GALAXY LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!!

Reapers:What?

Samuel L. Shepard:*Biotic shot* DOES. THE. GALAXY. LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!

[lolbug100]

do morgan freeman :)

[Dumbmajor9696]

Samuel L. Shepard: Garrus, can I talk to you for a minute?

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calli--

Samuel L. Shepard: SAY CALLIBRATIONS AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

[onlyadot]

it's fucking amazing until shepard says something and sounds like the whitest man ever known.

[Arzaker]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

I HAVE HAD WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING HUSKS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING REAPER

[thegiantpigeon]

''WHATS MY NAME!?!''

''John Shephard!''

*SLAP

''WHATS MY NAME!?!

JOHN SHEPHARD!?!

[rasheedqwer]

Doesn't look him I'd have to hear him say motherfucker a couple of just to get that sam l feel

[ElPandaDeLaAccion]

Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherfucking reapers in this motherfucking Normandy. Everybody strap in. We'r about to open some fucking windows!

[stinghopper]

@ElPandaDeLaAccion Ahhh you beat me to it.

[gunman30001]

Saren: Commander Shepard, how pleasant of you to join us.

Shepard: This party's over.

[tommyOmegaz]

I expect the What? scene to be a series of renegade actions in ME3. Otherwise ill have to break someones concentration....

[Incogneto]

Looks more like Seal to me.

[gringozolano2001]

Cool, but you still need to make his face a little more oval

[deathrooster14]

IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHFUCKIN' REAPERS IN THIS MOTHER FUCKIN' GALAXY!!

[XxReaperZeroxX]

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' HUSKS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANET!

[MrProdigy810]

do this for chris brown. i gotta see how it comes out

[DarkCROWgaming]

@MrProdigy810 no

[GaM3RN3RD1]

@DarkCROWgaming ..It's kinda cool how you tole us to make him ME1 in the description..I hope you make more videos

[drakonimetal]

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!

[Skyntalor]

"Hold on to ya butts."

[TheRevan1337]

shepard Windu

[KendoSF13]

Now Shepard can quote Ezekiel 25:17

[TheBioBeast]

Shepard: "Have you got a minute, Garrus?"

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Shepard: "WHAT?!"

Garrus: "Calibrat..."

Shepard: "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

[SHiTJuFro743]

Top comments are the motherfucking SAME!!! -_-

[xXyourmomsballsXx]

but it dosnt look like him though

[SirithHeruwen]

bad

[merksperk2]

"I am sick and tired of these motherfucking Collectors on the motherfucking Normandy!"

[Boptothetop55]

You need to do this for harrison ford

[MrJmaxted]

Shaft in space.

[RickyV300]

You must stop Saren!

"Does he look like a bitch?"

[supernicewitit]

does this mean u have to get the chef ingredients for kahuna burgers?

[Teoxis]

YES THE REAPERS DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL

[mralan72799]

Holy Crap, It's Mace Shepard...lol.

[jakke81]

This Shepard definitely doesn't look like a bitch.

[celticmoon88]

IM SO GODDAMN TIRED OF THESE GODDAMN REAPERS ON THIS GODDAMN GALAXY!

[superfreegoat]

he needs crazy eyes and a fro. i want pulp fiction samuel

[AINGELPROJECT667]

I'M TIRED OF THESE DISINGENOUS ASSERTIONS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' CITADEL

[celticmoon88]

@AINGELPROJECT667 lmao!

[PrivateeRyann]

Thats not Samuel L Jackson, thats Spike Lee. Change the title

[Gauldar]

@spire81 I did just that!

[TehJake]

I'm tired of these muthafuckin geth on this muthafuckin ship.

[huaun]

"Enough is ENOUGH!!! I have had it with these motherfucking reapers, on this motherfucking galaxy!!!"

[moarfeene]

Shepard: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Sidonis: What?

Shepard: DOES HE LOOK...LIKE-A-BITCH!?

Sidonis: --No!

Shepard: Then why'd you fuck him!?

[Cryohelix]

"I'M NOT YELLING, THIS IS HOW I TALK! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?"

[DPROSpeed]

Enough is Enough ! I Have Had it with these Motherfucking Geth on this Motherfucking Normandy !

[Videoforthewin]

''HMMM THAT IS A TASTY BURGER!''

[ukraina95]

"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?"

[SilvrBckGorilla]

"Ah yes, Reap.."

I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING MR. TURIAN COUNCILOR!!! please continue

[PUHcee]

instead of telling us how to make him in the description.. why not just give us his identity code? lol.. its quicker and more reliable.

[DarkCROWgaming]

@PUHcee this was before mass effect 2

[AaronChieu18]

@PUHcee how do you make an identity code?

[KennyFilmsOfficial]

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUKIN REAPERS ON THIS MUTHAFUKIN EARTH

(i had to be the first to do an ME3 one xD)

[michaelraspberry]

I'm SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUCKIN GETH IN THIS MUTHAFUCKIN CITADEL 

[sadperkion]

its funny, this line is really popular but no one knows how the damn thing goes. "IVE HAD IT WITH THEIZ MUTHA FUKN SNAYKES ON TIS MUTHA FUKIN NORMANDY"

[Ved0000]

Second game, when you set the pontificating krogan on fire: Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

[TheZorseWhisperer]

They ate me! The fucking Reapers ate me!

[Xmen1312]

Does anybody know how to delete those Existing IDs in Profile Reconstruction?

[mikiroony]

M-96 Mattock. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

[clueless301]

Does he look like a bitch?

[DrNaviii]

problem with this is it really doesn't suit the voice actor :(

[605Scorpion]

Boy all these snakes on a plane jokes aren't worn out, nope not one bit.

[uraniumangel75]

"joker, set us down there"

"aye aye."

crash into the citedel. speakerphone comes on.

"im sorry, i was texting."

[Teknoman891]

Im tired of these motherfuckin' reapers in the motherfuckin' space !

[kevlonk]

"What planet you from?"

"What?"

"What' aint no planet existing on the Normandy's map database. You speak Galactic Common on What?"

"What?"

(RENEGADE ACTION)

"SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN, MOTHERF*CKER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU!"

[cripplehawk]

"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING REAPERS IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING GALAXY!!!!"

[TedKennedyX]

Apparently bald black guy with mustache= sammy j

[sjragin]

MUTHAF*KIN GETH!!!!

[gofojibwas]

Too bad he'd have the voice of Mark Meer, the whitest-sounding voice in all existence

[SolidMike84]

"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER ALIENS!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

[mmakid98]

i'm tired of these mutha fucking reapers on this mutha fuckin citidel

[matejoto]

Mothafukin Rachni.

[PicklesTheGreatTroll]

Does Saren look like a bitch?!?!?

[cripplehawk]

@PicklesTheGreatTroll what?

[KanaCanaful]

@PicklesTheGreatTroll what?? lol

[ExZola]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA F*CKIN COLLECTORS ON MY MOTHA F*CK SHIP! XD

[shibaman123]

snakes on the flotilla lol

[Tkhaikovski]

This doesn't look like Samuel L. Jackson. Maybe very distantly.

[ExZola]

"I'M NOT YELLING! THAT'S JUST THE WAY I TALK!" Lol...

[Nuh1Uh1No1Way]

@ExZola "YOU AIN'T NEVER PLAYED MY GAMES? MASS EFFECT 2? THEY BLEW ME UP!!! A FUCKING COLLECTOR SHIP BLEW ME UP, DRINK BITCH!"

[ExZola]

@Nuh1Uh1No1Way LMFAO!

[Ginteru]

Now I keep imagining him just yelling at the council and saying "Oh, I'm sorry! Did I break your concentration?"

[H1GHLANDER360]

Snakes on a normandy

[Zmann1218]

@H1GHLANDER360 Ive had it with these mutha fuckin snakes on this motha fuckin ship!

[skyraptor]

I'm tired of these muthafuckin geth on this muthafuckin ship

[BLlNK]

I'm tired of all these motherfuckin geth on this motherfuckin citadel

[ithurtz23]

i'm a mushroom cloud laying muthafucka, muthafucka!

[xtraflo]

No-Doesnt look at all like him. Looks like just some random Black Fella...

[ub3rn00b6]

Looks like Mace Windu from Star Wars.

[animan360]

@ub3rn00b6 Mace Windu is played by Samuel L Jackson.

[ub3rn00b6]

oh, yeh

[FreeStuffOnline555]

@animan360 lol

[thecody17]

OMG!!! Mace Windu

[Bombreaker3]

@thecody17 Mace Windu Is played by Samuel L. Jackson.

[thecody17]

@Bombreaker3  I know. That's why I said "OMG!!! Mace Windu"

[Latmigsenu]

haha awesome samuel is the man

[heyjj1]

lm tired of these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin normandy

[cyrusjerome]

hahahaha

[BloodThornODST]

@heyjj1 LOLOLOLOL!

[Feaisian]

@heyjj1 Should be muthafuckin Colletors :D

[Drummerrman]

It just doesn't work 'cause the voice isn't shout-y or black enough

[DreamsDemize]

Theres Snakes on this Muthafuckin Normandy

[JamaicanMan18]

@DreamsDemize

you sir, win life

[D3STRUKT0R99]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, SHEPHERDs the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

[SirithHeruwen]

@D3STRUKT0R99

wtf did you copy paste this from

[LordSquish]

@SirithHeruwen The Bible, I believe.

[D3STRUKT0R99]

it's the passage Samuel L. Jackson's character recites in Pulp Fiction

[CRCamp86]

Yep Ezekiel 25:17

[BarcaUnited1986]

wow this is awesome