Slap Chop Dub

[visceraldragon]

Love it! Keep em comin'.

[skyman3001]

When he throws the chop into the sink he goes "Kobe" lol

[2LEGIT2SWAGG]

As soon as this started, I was on rotflmfao! Lol!

[hannahwantcookie]

REMAINS OF THAT DEAD HOOKER

[DjEsemar]

CELERY

[MoonLights8315]

PICKEL

[Shinny199511]

EGG

[hearTelus]

"but who needs protection, it ruins the fun" LOL

[kproytube]

hahah "spreads open in 1 2 3 easy step unlike most women" that waas great

[TheHalfNerd]

A bulb of salad?

[Sportsfan4life1990]

What's the song that plays throughout this video I've heard it before but don't know what it's called

[FlavorHero]

He sounds like Mort from Family Guy.

[FrankieACLC]

Within the first 3 seconds I was on the floor

[lilbrudderMIA]

Spreads open in 3 easy steps, unlike most women.

[ShedinjaSoul]

Spongebob Music? LOL

[Kthugalbo]

the 722 people who dont like this must not speak english

[KillerAssassinNinja]

Kobe

[MrSoldier218]

BUT WAIT! If you swear never to tell another soul about this haha!

[bloc22]

ROFLLLLLLLL

[Xxsteelersfan]

u can open them up in 1...2...3 easy steps just like women and the ones that dont open up will fuck em i lost it there

[T1mesp4wn]

who needs protection it ruins the fun lol

[Dragunov3019]

Lol, "well fuck'em" "KOBE"

[aldo9375]

gEORGes party pACK DOESNT CARRY THIS ITEM

[1980sfreak37]

EGG!

[dinolover12354]

the noises he make as it chops make my day

[hanyoukimura]

Bonk!

[AshleyKitty00]

Lmfao. The 'that's right bitch don't fuck with me' part went so perfectly with his body movements.

[Lowgaen11]

BUT WAIT!!! THERE'S THE GRATY!!!!!!!

[dabeaste20]

0:33 So True!

[mastercheif117101]

hey vince here with a penis pump

[ZeroG004]

his voice over for this guy is perfect. Please do the schtickey when you have the chance

[snowboarder1171]

but who needs protection it ruins the fun... i lost it there

[KohaiHyjal]

Kobe!!!

[MrBriandem07]

thats right bitch dont fuck with me ahah ur guys are funny as hell

[TheDanster2010]

Vince here with a penis pump, just fucking with ya, its a slap chop. LMAO.

[OwnLikeANinja]

If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video id have 10 cents

[samsonpker]

@OwnLikeANinja fuck you talking about the pixels are decent in the vid

[j4TurboUrbo]

@OwnLikeANinja The sound effects make up for the crappy quality.

[N00Btubeking]

@OwnLikeANinja If I had a dollar everytime I saw that comment..I'd be rich.

[Lianatrazzar]

slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap

[watzwrongwichyouu]

I used to slap chop shit....but then....

[DMeehan7638]

and what do i do to hookers? i slap them, die your fucking whore!

[djdjukic]

He's not dead, you tools

[hoodmuffin909]

That's right bitch don't fuck with me! >;)

[Yeungster23]

lmao "but let's keep that a secret"

[loneranger0192]

Anthony Sullivan better not be next :(

[xstang55]

RIP vince....poor guy never saw the drunk driver coming.

[ninjaguerra]

RIP VINCE :(

[geegee765]

Poor Vince

RIP

[liv2scuba]

holy hell i couldnt quit laughing

[KayLauRon]

Omg @jabo0odyDubs please please make a dub of the shticky!!!

[Legoman0323]

a bulb of salad... wuija!

[EboiBaboi]

it opens in 3 easy steps, unlike some women XD

[penguingirltimes3]

Egg! Pickle! Celery! The remains of that dead hookerxD

[jakegambino]

Fuck yes.

[samsonpker]

this vid was so epic I came back lol

don't fuck with me bitch

[cookieboy107]

OW! FUCK!



[ambulance8661]

You Fucking hore die!!!!

[HankFreakingHill]

LOL theres the slapchop...BUT WAIT!

[HankFreakingHill]

SLAP A HOOKER?! its like you knew it was coming before it happend! XD

[ZeroG004]

do the Shtickey next!

[segedge]

who needs protection it ruins the fun

best line ever

[samsonpker]

wow funny as fuck when your talking about slapping whores and shit and chopping there remains made my god damn day bro

[tsmcdougall]

SHTICKEY!

[tamadrumkit]

what's great about the graty

[sladikk]

How amazingly out of sync audio!

[DerickPlaysPS3]

"Who needs protection it runs the fun" LOL

[hamosarkissian]

is it me or do i hear peter griffin?

[Smoothy062]

...Spongebob song anyone?

[Saxony4]

Now, a whole onion..now onions make me cry, just like hookers, and what do I do to hookers? I SLAP EM!

[Lowgaen11]

@Saxony4 You F****n whore. DIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!! DIIIEEEE!! and then I clean up the mess afterwards.

[TheMinecraftNotchGuy]

Thats right bitch dont fuck with me

[66DuramaxTurboDiesel]

Celery?

[Ballistic367]

Vince here with a penis pump, just fuckin with ya

[ravage53]

That's right bitch, dont FUCK WITH ME

[Nebraskafootballsue]

Ima get a slap chop for my weed

[PaintNYBlu]

the remains of that hooker..

[Ballistic367]

I can't decide  btwn this one or kaboom

[fake4hy2]

Egg.  PICKLE. Celery.

[Obelisong]

That's right bitch, don't FUCK with me!

[dabeaste20]

u can use this for protection but who wants protection, that ruins the fun

ha

[ToasMaPa]

COBY :D

[richardfanx3]

WACHOAHCHA lol!

[TheRocknrollgirl24]

lol spongebob music

[BongTokinStoner]

vince here witta penis pump, just fuckin witcha. thats the best haha

[GalbertFakemon]

Well, fuck 'em. Kobe!

[monstergirl1751]

i lmfao every time i love this vid

[S60Racing]

I laugh my ass off every time... Can't get enough of this vid....

[loneranger0192]

The background music is from Spongebob

[secretagentYTer]

@loneranger0192 I was actually wondering about that lol your right

[TheRallyFTW]

It opens in one, two, three easy steps (unlike most women) and you know those ones that won't open up, well, f*** em! [Kobe] XD

[MusikManLP7]

This video was prophetic. "If you've slapped a hooker, you've slapped a chop." The only question is if he did the whuchowhhcowcha sound effect.

[ToastyTarget00]

I literally have tears running down my face right now. xD

anybody get the psycho reference?

[UberT0mm]

sounds like mort from family guy, haha

[midgetwithstrapon]

0:48 - I can never get my strawberries to twinkle just right, what do I do wrong ?

[yashil17]

That's right bitch don't fuck with me = shatted pants

[ChocolateAsian9000]

I don't know which is better, this, or the TF2 Scout Slap Chop dub

[BoBtheparrot7]

I LOVE how he says "KOBE!" as he makes it into the sink.

[DaBoomShakaLuka]

He sounds like Adam Sandler.

[sidneyriceisbeast]

wow this guy is good at basketball he swooshed the hoe-slapper in the sink

[Xeyrophobic]

..let see what it do "wuuuyaaa" ,you see that "wuuouuyayaya" no? ok i laugh at this..

[MiyakoBubbles23]

Are you feeling a little fruity?

[This123Girl]

Whodaww! Whodadaw!!

[thejandnshowpage]

715 hookers took that seriously

[xWorky]

I cried laughing when he said onions make me cry like hookers, and what do we do with hookers WE SLAP EM

[cutiebabe101810]

Just wondering, but at, 0:55 was the shitty chopper supposed to land in the sink? xD

[SHOCKWAVE2980]

EGG, PICKLE, celery

[jennax0304x]

how the hell do you do these shit hot voices? "mushwooms" haha!

[MiyakoBubbles23]

0:12 I burst out my orange juice

[Danny10M]

who needs protection? it ruins the fun!! XD lmao

[mothersuperior100]

Huja did u see that?, hujasajjsajajajajaj if youve slapped a hooker youve slapped a chop

[MarioSpeedWagon]

1:08 i die laughing everytime

[Olivia6272]

That's right bitch don't fuck with me

[vivixcc]

protections ruins the fun hahahaha

[MultiKiller3309]

Vince here with a penis pump! :D

[Zeppelin894]

"Kobe!"

[navysealrb]

*Post a quote from the video, chance of getting top comment*



[mackgatewood45]

that's right bitch, don't fuck with me

[madeline12795]

Spongebob music...

[KareBear231992]

@madeline12795 hahahaha so true!

[bonjovi1945]

EGG! PICKLE! CELERY!

[CookieMonster2783]

ii LoOVE THiiS VID!!!!

[superchlo100]

"dont fuck with me"

[Rohitb8er]

Its funny cause this guy went to jail for beating up a hooker...

[OneDisturbedSkater]

this is fucking amazing

[Ignore14]

"Now look at this meat, it's not kosher.... but lets get to the secret EGG. PICKLE. ..... CELERY.... the remains of that hooker..."

[MrLeoip]

My freinds were watching this outside at lunch and my teacher was looking at us akwardly.

[ReasonNaturally]

" You had me at ' penis pump ' . . . . "

[CuukieAngelica]

thats rite bitch dont FUCK wit me

x D

[HuntarOchoquatro84]

onions make me cry and so do hookers so what do i do? i slap em. AAAAAHHHH! DIE YOU FUCKING WHORE AHHHHH!!! and then i clean up the mess afterwards

[therealnightwriter]

lol, he said entrails!

[therealnightwriter]

These are all funny, great work!! I hate it when my nuts get chopped.

[bloodymurder45]

awrr FUCK

[d0peDrummer]

And what do I do to hookers? I slap them. DIE FUCKING WHORE! DIE!!!!

[AwhFuckIt]

Theres da slapcho-BUTWAIT. THERES THE GRATY.

[iboylover]

You could put this on for protection but who needs protection? it ruins the fun!

[boobtube2142]

Kobe...

[KareBear231992]

@TheSpartan188 3 more hookers watched this in the last 4 days :)

[jolieror]

wachawdshuchadsawaha

[killer93z]

This is my favorite vid

[RSSballer01]

Are you feeling a little fruity? Hahahha

[TriniGal213]

Slapped a hooker?

[nayarandcolour]

Who needs protection? That ruins the fun

[LyCakez15]

Lmfaoo ; Thats Right Bitch , Dnt Fxck W. Me!

[afen12]

wacha! wachadadajdjhsj!!

[bigdaddy69100]

onions make me cry just like hookers so wat do i do I SLAP EM LMAO

[hellobeanname]

if they wont open up well fuck em KOBE! lol

[Collectro]

im laughang so hardi cant evwn typerigjt

[BryanSpamsTheWorld]

BUT WAIT, THERES THE GRATY.

[juliamusicdetomaso34]

hITHUCHAWACHATHA!



[markman090]

lol the first 4 seconds are the best XD

[ahmadnasr102]

watchachachacha XD

[michelly820]

"That's right bitch, don't fuck with me" his expressions match that perfectly x)

[EgyptianG]

Love how he sounds like Adam Sandler. :)

[blademaster7891]

705 people got fuck by the slap chop

[MichaelCastian]

Fuck it kobe lolz

[dpcnull]

Is it me or does this guy sound exactly like the "would you look at that" guy from watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo

[leonkennedy2020]

I vince Here with a penis pump just fucking with ya

[ThePooperRat64]

ITS NOT KOSHER... but lets keep that a secret

[AwesomeMegaBalls]

I slap the monkey to this...

[VMalik639]

After watching this, I started reading all my med school textbooks in your voice. Life just got a hundred times easier.

[crapi4got]

EGG, PICKLE, celery,...the remains of that hooker...

[Brickmonzta]

You slapped a hooker, you slapped a chop. It's the same shit. XD

[Danielboone199]

Spongebobo music

[TheStratoMaster77]

"Lets see what you can do with it HOIYAH! well did you see that no HOIYAYAH!! no? fuck what else we got we got some mushrooms and a HOIYAHDOITAHYOTAHWAHAJO!!!"

[poopydoopymicshoopy6]

who need protection that runes the fun roflol

[M1N3CRAFTgam3r]

It Opens Up In 1 , 2 , 3 Easy Steps ! (Unlike Most Women)

[ChristianGetsReal]

@M1N3CRAFTgam3r and if they don't...fuck em'

[SchMasHed]

And you know those one's that won't open up.....well.... FUCK EM

Sounds like the inspiration for peter griffen

[audreyaudreyaudreyj]

Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap It lmaooooooooooooooo

[ihatemadmoe]

lets see what can we do with thi- HWUJAJA- did you see that? no? well th- HWUJAHAB-. no? ok fuck what else we got we got some mushrooms HUTAYACHOPSAA

[Chrisnobable]

it does look like a penis pump

[goldatra3]

the remains of that hooker xD

[metalliclops]

Kobe!

[S60Racing]

This is the best infomercial dub ever....

[Linngren]

2 years old and still makes me laugh

[thecow1010]

703 hookers disliked this video.

[jackybob01]

youve slapped a hooker you slapped a chop same thing