Harassing random girls.. (8/4/09-153)

[eatthinkblink]

shay was so much funnier in the old videos

[CHEESEFLAKES1]

i prefer the old shay :/



[GoldenFlither15]

"How can it be worse than Jesus?"

Jesus: "Hey!"

[yesenia1201]

Shay: "Who can name that band??"

Me: "*Shoots hand into the air* BLUE OCTOBER!"

lol. i'm so lame. :)

[Heather4272]

Wow! Princesstards haircut makes her look just like Mommytard in this video!!!!

[basher5time]

If you want, Into the Ocean and the X Amount of Words

[basher5time]

BLUE OCTOBER!!! OMG I LOVE THEM RAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

[MissBecauseICan]

babytard on the ride= future go kart video !

[layahxo]

BLUE OCTOBER!

[The3maq]

00:41 He's got a hangover ! WHOOAWHOA

[saturmv1]

OLD YOUTUBE OMG GOOD TIMES

[Kaitlin233]

sontard looks soo cute

[lolmaker2012]

wow.. shay.. was one fat man..

[phoebebrap0]

i actually just went a switched off the light outside my room... sorry shay.

[phoebebrap0]

oh no, babytard is going to have to burn the place down cos i can only thumbs up and not five star. :(

[fatdevil7]

BLUE OCTOBER BABY!!!!! WOOOOT!!!

[lonelyislandfan101]

BLUE OCTOBER!!!!!!

[nnicole918]

red vines...what the hell can't they do!

[MICKEYISLOWD]

@7.22 shay dug himself a big hole....

R.I.P..SHAY

[MelissaAnnTard]

I can name that band... only my FAVORITE BAND EVER... and that's so crazy that he said Switchfoot as well because that's the band that sings my favorite song Dare you to Move.... wooow never saw this video before..

[MaddyBawden]

Blue October, Into the Ocean.

[YourPoisonBear]

and the song is into the ocean! id kill to see them!

[YourPoisonBear]

BLUE OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bulletproof925]

as its aimed at her boobs..

[hockeydude1239]

wow ur so big here shay

[crazyredsimpkins]

192/968

Someone's sleeping in the van tonight!

[baumanzinho]

I'd yell out my window at mommytard like shay did to the lady in red!

[TBailey143]

Did the telemarketer say "$20 a month for 32 years?" (2:09) LOL!!

[FoxSmudges]

@TBailey143 No, he actually said for the "first two years" :P

[TheZennie1]

@TBailey143 yup! LOL Thats a pretty god deal! LOL JK JK JK XD I think the person made a mistake xDDDD 

[cassandrasawesome]

omg his liscence!!!!

[nerdgirlwithglasses]

I think its soo funny how Shay always says "Kay love you bye" at the end of all his phone calls

[smartiejess]

07:17, and that is where rocktard got his growl from

[MERC07100]

when hes on the phone in the beginning babytard is waving in the backround!!!soooo cute!!!!!

[bbestboy14]

0:42 lol

[bbestboy14]

:42 lol

[DaanM96NL]

@SeriouslySmart Mommytards bangs?!

[SeriouslySmart]

I miss Mommytards bangs :(

[jellibean41231]

i like the old vlogs when they werent as rich and they cared about us more. In the newer vlogs i just feel like im watching them, i dont feel a part of it. Also im glad shay is losing weight but i dont like his obsession about it. I just like the vlogs when they are together as a family *but as long as they dont stop the vlogs i'll live <3

[BjornGs]

@jellibean41231 stupid

[cubbiely]

@jellibean41231 you should actually be proud of him that he is so motivated to lose weight..

[RAMKING61]

I would always do the 'fake turn' in Colorado...around mountainous cliffs and scare all the passengers to death.

[Aimalicious18]

Terrible sales man.

[nikeeweston]

i preferred it like this when they weren't rich.

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

BLUE OCTOBER !!!!! thumbs up for them ! ( :

[Kristenxo4]

7:07 hahaha!<3 i miss these old videos.. they seemed so much more happy & funny.

[nikeeweston]

@Kristenxo4 AGREED

[nikeeweston]

@Kristenxo4 this is so much funnier. 

[bigl4085]

Blue october

[55riptide]

i love babytard

[stayfearless13]

its so weird not seeing rocktard...

[GleekGlambert21]

mommytard: "she liked you better than me!"

shay: "yep, im shaycarl" hahaha oh shay

[6bfsfan]

BLUE OCTOBER! i love love love the song into the ocean..... you have great taste in music shay

[ninja9281]

Mommytard and babytard best sync 8:24 LOL

[AngelChick03]

@ninja9281 That is hilarious.

[ninja9281]

@AngelChick03 ikr? xD

[JammaChopz30]

lol," No we don't have a land line, if we want to talk to our friends and family we use twitter" Love them!

[SandKunoichi13]

Redvines: What the hell can't they do?

If you get that reference, I'll love you forever :D

[814ilovemusic]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha I'm just chillin, watching some old shaytards videos and holy crap Shay!! Your license picture is freaking hilarious!! Jesus! Hahahaha

[Tention12]

i had my eye not on the red vines but on the lady's boobs

[conorbloodworth]

awwwww babytard is so small haha LoL

[cookiemonster00able]

SHAYCARL looks like hornswoggle when he smiles

[abcsoaps1994]

omg I got so scared when he was playing with the wheel :O

[ciara1617555]

when me and my sister were little, so we wouldn't keep asking to go on those rides at the mall, they told us that they didn't actually move, all you did was sit on them and pretend!! we were happy enough unti we saw people on them :/

[JoEjOnAsIsHoT2596]

shaytards marathon! close to day 200! :D

[soulspotted]

this was my first shaytard video! i guess i'm a creeper for clicking on a video that said "harassing random girls" .....hm.

[GabbehSezHii]

@soulspotted LOL. A persons first shaytard vlog always tell something about the person. x)

[MrJamesCornelius]

SWITCHFOOT?!... Shay you just became 345% more awesome :D

[MsIamkool]

OMG!!! RITE B4 U SAID U LOOKED LIKE JESUS, I WAS THINKING IT!!

[MsIamkool]

babytard is soooo small!!!!

[MsIamkool]

im watchin this in 2013!!

[Jpafc10]

@MsIamkool

WOW, You're watching this in 2013! So is SHAY still doing these 2 years later? And ermm Whats it like?

[jimmyericsandoval]

the mom is fucking hott

[SegaShmu]

LOLOLOL sontard's hiccup-burp at 0:44

[DaMeekz]

penny pinchings hecka fun lol

[SaureenLovesYew]

I got a great shot of her cleavage........his face, eating the red vines, is wat makes this so funny too...

[CLUTCHKILLAA]

blue october

[CLUTCHKILLAA]

lol she is completely clueless

[123689jordan]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ahahahahhahhhaahahahahahhaahah­hahh



[ResolvingInsanity]

It was Blue October you were listening to. x)

[applefan320]

shaytards u rock

[nm36live]

i get mostly in trouble from my dad but my parents hit me



[nm36live]

i like mommytards hair in this video

[Mr1Marshy93]

those are freaking massive. if ya know what i mean

[RElizabeth43]

ok. what i think is a really good idea is vlogging until your children are old enough to vlog, and then they can have their own channel and you can basically pass it down to them, and when they have a family...it will be like a family tradition..because i dont know how i could say goodbye to the shaytards :/ THUMBS UP if you agree. (it would be so amazing to watch your kids grow up and have a family)

[TheRawritsbeth]

@Guineapigguru101 I know i was joking:/!

[likesspice73]

lame

[njh516]

Blue octobbbbbbbeeeeeeeerrrrrr!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brendalovescake]

FTC: "That was funny, huh, guys?" "Yes, it was!"

[12512cool]

Blue October!!!

[FlorinCotoman]

your wife is very preaty

[TheRawritsbeth]

Guys lets raise money for them to keep the lot;D

[duma8232]

The chosen one!!!!

[paloozapoofshhh]

I was laughing at the drivers license xD. Rofllmao xD. 'it's not pretty.' xD.xD.xD.

[misssilly18]

omg 30th august is my birthday!

[basketballchick93]

@exposed97 its his daughter....

[DreamChaser312]

Blue October!!! ;)

[dearamandabynes]

do you guys still live in LA?

[LuckyDuckie9]

@dearamandabynes no they live in idaho and now they are moving back to LA just for the summer

[Kenzief1234]

@dearamandabynes no they dont but they are going to be during the summer

[Novinte]

You guys looked so healthy back then.

[lmcole98]

@Novinte they still look healthy so back off

[ultimategamer021]

blue october is the name of that band lol

[divinemilkman]

wow how far have these guys come from 2 years ago...life can be amazing :)

[GiovanniRose277]

love the shaytards!  trying to watch all their videos now!

[SunandMarius]

RED VINES!!!! Shay, you should watch A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. They're on YT too.

[silantbill]

Your girlfriend is so pretty and your beard is super gnarly! Dude you have a lot going for you haha

[Jokerdynasty]

@silantbill u do know thats his wife right

[silantbill]

@Jokerdynasty That was my girlfriend who typed that I guess, but I didn't know either. Lucky dude.

[Jokerdynasty]

@silantbill i know

[LifeAndItsWonders]

Blue October!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rainbowgirl1124]

At 6:59 its, SNOOKIE!

[OfficialMonst3rzEnt]

JEESUS!!

[gleekyhannah239]

In my house Whenever You leave a light on you get a tally mark and each tally is worth 20c and at the end of the week we have to pay (it also includes my parent!!!!)

[MarioFan124]

Oh my god, you really did look like Jesus!

[TheKingofShow]

@MarioFan124 did you see Jesus ?

[MultiMinecraftHD]

@MarioFan124 how the fuck do you know what he looks like? jesus could eaven be a girl!!

[MarioFan124]

@MultiMinecraftHD I don't know what he actually looks like, you silly goose. He just looks like what everyone thinks he looks like.

[ccel00]

@MarioFan124 yeah but he doesn't act ANYTHING like him

[MarioFan124]

@ccel00 I never said he did.

[MaisieVlogs1]

00:11 anyone else REALLY see the Shay in Babytard more than usual?

[KellyVance22]

Those "Red Vines" are called Twizzlers where I live.......I was like, WTF is a Red Vine? You mean Twizzler? =P lol

[realmusic4321]

@KellyVance22 naa red vines are like an alternative to twizzlers lol

[GabbehSezHii]

@KellyVance22 Red vines and twizzlers are different, twizzlers are gross in my opinion but red vines are delishhhhh

[KellyVance22]

@GabbehSezHii yeah I think Twizzlers are disgusting too.! Ima have to try Red Vines then...

[katietard13]

my friends dad loves 2 mess with sales ppl. one time a lady called on his bday and he said 2 the lady,'' did u call 2 wish me a happy bday?"

[RandomRecollection]

HES WIFE IS SO FINE I WOULD HIT THAT SO GOOD I BECOME HER WIFE SANCHO MR. SANCHO THE ONLY REASON I SEE THIS VIDEO IS CUZ HERE WIFE LOL

[xoxSAJ]

BLUE OCTOBERRRR <3

[alinasyed1]

Shay's got wheeelz on the dance floor

[ubibi10101]

I don't pay the bills, but I'm the one who goes through the house turning lights off. My mom ALWAYS leaves TVs and lights on.

[Xpensivegirl]

same here with the lights in the morning

[smilieys84]

ROFL! it's so funny how when you're on the phone you look so lonely when you say, "okay,bye i love you,okay bye love you." xD

[ckaldaras]

i love how babytard screams "MOM!!!" in the store lol

[jeffhardy1288]

blue october falling into the ocean

[TryhardFerdayz]

OMG ITS JESUS

[CatoTheMatteMatikker]

ahhahaha love when u talked about twitter on the phone with this dude ;p

[BobbsyTwins19]

Blue something

[BobbsyTwins19]

Blue october

[ashleymarieanneclark]

That drives me nuts lol.

Free calling for only $20.

[Cookie4cora2lee]

Red Vines? weird in Canada their called Twizzlers and Twizzlers sounds waaaay better

:O YOU GOT TO SEE SWITCHFOOT!!! :O

"you guys have parents?" lol no im a alien from Mars cuz you know Mars Needs Moms XD

[repkoto]

@Cookie4cora2lee Red Vines and Twizzlers are two separate brands of lickerish. Not that it's all that important, just thought I'd inform you haha.

[Cookie4cora2lee]

@repkoto oh ok they look exactly the same is all

[SurgarKissesxoxo]

Band: Blue October. love em :)

[looniecoke101]

all straws are magical to princesstard

[ohiocait3]

i love the shaytards!

[xmelissaruthx]

i LOVE it when you say 'i love you' to random people. XD <3

[carmiscrazy]

WOAHH SHAY YOU DO LOOK LIKE JESUS

[tommy2122108]

Time Warner Cable SUCKS. You have to pay a $25-$30 installation fee for EACH room that you want cable in. The cable has gone out at least 4 times and i've only had it for 2 months

[caddog0sugar]

Oh my gosh I was laughing so hard at the beginning when you said you just use twiiter and Ashton Kutcher is on it XD Then I laughed even harder when you said I love you!!! lol

[ItsCreeBitch]

INTO THE OCEAN BY BLUE OCTOBER! :D i love that song. :)

[passionsinging101]

Not cool dude... that was my mom

[xxRawrbabyxx]

HAHAHHAHA SHHHHAYY :) YOU'RE JESUS!!!

[candyglazed]

Wtf mommytard. How's a hiccup disgusting!?

[alexijojo]

@candyglazed She probably thought it was a burp, calm down.

[candyglazed]

@alexijojo Wtf sounds 'freaking out' to you? :P

[alexijojo]

@candyglazed It was the wtf and the ?! lol 

[candyglazed]

@alexijojo WTF!?WTF!?WTF!? xD

[alexijojo]

@candyglazed Oh my goodness lol

[bananaicecream123]

Not lolling.

[Mo5hking]

this vid-153...gunna watch all the way to current, not even gunna watch the new ones till i catch up ha i dont even know how many there is haha i know alooooot!....i did this with ctfxc too haha but i caught up with them

[BehindThePig]

@Mo5hking I did that when i first discovered CTFxC and Shaytards too!

[hihihibi]

"how could it be worse than jesus"

hahahaha i died

[kla0189]

blue october and switchfoot! that would be an amazing concert!

[arrowguy173]

"CUT!" @ 7:30 hilarious. Nice vids guys, very funny.

[IshhLeanne]

Now a new advantage when you have ShayCarl as your dad. Saving a quarter everytime you go to the mall and you see those riding things. :)

[aquarius198]

0:11 

every time shay ce