Clerks 2 - Transformers Argument

[DruinFeyfolk]

They are not a gift God..They are an unholy curse from the Beast we call the "Desolate One" the first of the Fallen, the spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions!! LMAO

[Momino13]

elias is sooo cute!

[thephoenixawakens]

what song whas Randal and Jay started singin

[Jasin13]

@thephoenixawakens Welcome Home by King Diamond....it's not quite right and the lyrics are from all over the song. It's funny as hell when they do it.

[2584jt]

Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal! No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One. I don't really want to hear this Randal.The First of the Fallen. The Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions! You know I don't like to talk about dark forces Randal.

[Brickman274]

he didnt see the fallen did he?

[demoskunk]

The Transformers was a pretty bad show.

Robotech, however, ruled!!

[himmie77]

love this scene in the movie.... jaff anderson is great

[Mryourface1997]

FATALITY

[arandomguy452]

ah, i love how jay and silent bob come out of no where in this scene, lol.

[Patripatan]

I'm worried that Randall doesn't know that the transformers are aliens.

[spacexploder]

silent bobs look in the window is priceless

[JimmySteller]

Can someone upload the big conversation between Dante and Randall at the end of Clerks II? That's one of the best parts of that film.

[ralphy329]

what song is this?



[clevehb29]

@ralphy329 Invisible Guests by King Diamond

[clevehb29]

@ralphy329 Oh and the 'let me help you outta your chair' is from Welcome Home. Also by King Diamond. They're from this fucked up album called 'Them' about his Grandma coming home from an insane asylum.

[bayrat320]

lmao!

[KottonNipples]

wow nice shot then one secent later OW YOU GOT IT IN MY EYE

[simoltan]

GRANDMA

[jokerswarpig]

1:25



[Jumpybeaver]

I bet Elias would be brony... 

[mrowkojadmeduza]

@Jumpybeaver Say what do you watn about Jesus but leave the bronies alone!

[Jumpybeaver]

@mrowkojadmeduza XD Actually I am a brony.

[mrowkojadmeduza]

@Jumpybeaver So do I :)

[EdBoonSucks]

Transformers! More then what hurts your eyes.

[zackpanzer]

KING DIAMOND FTW! \m/

[invaderzimrocks13]

Wow look at that porch monkey fly, don't worry I'm taking it back :3

[420Rokn]

Oh and 6 people are still in their chair, grandma

[420Rokn]

... nice shot lol. Elias just takes it.

[Webzlinger]

HEARING!

UNKNOWN!

VOICES!

LAUGHING INSAAAANEEE!!!!

[combaticus666]

i love how jay comes in through the drive in window like nothing... and randall doesn't say shit

funny

[grayboy6]

LET ME HELP YOU OUTTA YOUR CHAIR GRANDMAAAAA!

[TheCanseco1]

@grayboy6 Where's that from?

[Degenerate94]

Man didnt create transformers!!! theyre an alien race brought to life by the Allspark! (nerd moment)

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

@Degenerate94 not even close, they are lifeforms created by the quintessons to work on cybertron, but they ended up being their own species

(even more nerd moment)

[FurbyParade226]

Does anybody know how to boost the main volume on a video? It's not that difficult.

[brizzo420]

Elias sounds like Tim Tebow.

[Pattonfrodo]

King Diamond love it!!

[Blue2630]

Transformers r teh gay

[MrDjvance]

ther is a game for xbox360 for the transformers is out now get the 1st one

[Floydthefuckbag]

Is it weird that I think Elias is adorable?

[itaye666]

@Floydthefuckbag yes it is weird now go kill yourself

[DeadNatives]

whats the song they sing?

[lonliestdayofmylyfe]

@DeadNatives It's Welcome Home, by King Diamond. It plays when the van goes by and Jay starts flailing around in the beginning of the movie. It's a good song :D

[unclereemus1]

was that tea by king diamond

[Verdugo270]

@unclereemus1 It was Welcome Home by King Diamond. Just a heads up bro.

[BladeZR1]

I started sounding like Elias during a job interview once... I'm still unemployed.

[MoneyR8]

bible camp?

[Spredzable]

NICE SHOT

[meeko94]

I fucking love this movie

[TheRealThreeP]

Elias-"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

*Yoink!*

*WHAM!!!*

[EyeHateVevo]

Transformers are aliens... Not man-made. Js. :)

[Motorheadbanger93]

You gotta love how Jay just pops up out of nowhere.

[TJsTeddy3]

1:25 is when it gets really good

[ThisIsHallStar]

The position is body ended up in at 1:43 is #FamilyGuy worth LOL!!

[americanbandwidth]

Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud would fuck the pants off of Ranger Danger any day

[tarfeef101]

BIBLE CAMP!

[MrThatjerk]

Silly Elias

[JimmyRivasOfficial]

:44 NICE SHOT lol

[IronreaverVII]

@GhastProductionz Welcome Home and The Invisible Guests by King Diamond from the album Them.

[metalwrestlingfann]

King Diamond - Welcome Home and The Invisible Guests

[metalwrestlingfann]

KING DIAMOND!!  FTW \m/

[xXShrinkWrapXx]

@GhastProductionz King Diamond- Welcome Home

[Lizard90King90]

King Diamond \m/

[HighlanderWallace]

Was this before they made the new Transformers?

[MrFalloutification]

@HighlanderWallace  yep

[TheEPICFAIL23]

elias acts like a kid in this scene

[kayleighmcgann]

for some reason.. i find Randall really attractive here...

[RyuzakiL1994]

@kayleighmcgann Don't worry, Same here.

[jhiller21]

This scene makes me feel embarrassed for Kevin Smith... ugh

[Goldendriger]

I just noticed...what the fuck was Jay doing under that window?

[Kingcobra1211]

@Goldendriger dealing

he wasn't under it he was next to it as seen in the "Eat Pussy" scene where Jay and Bob were next to the window when Dante's Fiance sees it and they say oh we totally do

[Goldendriger]

@Kingcobra1211 I saw that, but its like he randomly appeared under the window instead from the side

[Kingcobra1211]

@Goldendriger yeah even Kevin admited that he makes very low budget movies

[crooklynsince1983]

THE MASTER OF ABORTIONS!! lmao

[rebeccae1994]

BEST QUALITY IVE EVER SEEN ON YOUTUBE

[SuperSenshi]

Where is the part where Randel and Elias have the conversation of something along the lines of "You can't get a chick, ya mook. You're too weird and sad." "I turn down chicks left and right." "Your chicks ARE your left and right."

Is it before this or after this? And where can I see it on Youtube?

[stevzareaper]

silent bob had to be the funniest in this clip

[freddy90883]

joel zucco holden sucks bolls

[MrNinja4243]

"one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them" LOL damn alias kills me

[falloutboyfanforeve1]

i fricken love Jay, hes all cool and hot

[SlyTF1]

Don't you EVER talk shit about Transformers without my permission!!!

[obbma4ler22]

Is this clerks or clerks two?

[noelwilson22]

@obbma4ler22 clerks 2, the first clerks is in black and white

[Superdofagnes]

@obbma4ler22 Clerks 2

[vegetto101]

the MASTER of Abortions!!

[animeslayerg]

@Chico9569, why do all latinos works in fasf food resturaunts than white people?

[animeslayerg]

Muscular Body Superheroes with the same perfect size are a total sly against God.

[killgore3rd]

the transformers new movies are cool, hated the cartoons tho

[6Dark6Haze6]

lol i love how jay and randal are friends in this one

[PintosDiego]

Anybody knows what went on with Trevor Fehrman?? he was a good actor

[MultiJedimaster]

they sing KIND DIAMOND!

[sathanasluciferii]

@MultiJedimaster

its "Welcome home" by King Diamond.

[Jeskers18]

One of the best parts in the movie, besides the Donkey show lol.

[kevmac11494]

theres no 1:46?

[TwoLeggedBeast09]

Man, the audio is pretty low.

[BALAGU3RVI]

What song are they singing in the end?

[Thunderfork]

@BALAGU3RVI welcome home - king diamond

[Superdofagnes]

@Thunderfork That's not everything though, the second part is from King Diamond's 'The invisible guests'

[ShizakuIzaiyoi]

LET ME HELP YOU OUTTA YOUR CHAIR, GRANDMA!

[23Mikeybear]

xD Kevin Smith popping up out of nowhere always makes me laugh with his tonedeafness.

[85xorn]

@23Mikeybear correctio in jay and silent bob strike back , he talks

[pachuco316]

@85xorn he talks in all the movies he is in with a message to the film before the end of them

[387Isaac]

THE SPOILER OF VIRGINS!

[kelso660]

Laughed my ass off when Jay pops up in the drive through window!!! :D

[Show1337]

0:13 ...What the fuck .

[EraserDudeFilms]

@Show1337 ??

[Tunerdude94]

Randall kciks ass, he's the reason I wear my hat backwards. PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE!

[MultiDragonLair]

Silent Bob is like,"Is shit going down?" Then it pans back to him and he's like "Oh yeah shit is going way down!"

[MultiDragonLair]

Silent Bob is like "Shits gonna go down right? Yeah shits going down!"

[allwalledup]

lol i hope elias is in the next clerks movie.

[ShiftyTate808]

my names Elias........... shiiiiit

[Spystreak]

Randall sucks Transformers own!

[IggyHazard]

Jay and Randall are a perfect duet! XD

[PivotDirector]

Jay and Silent Bob :O

[ProLogikalTao]

Turn it up plz

[jsh1fatherof4]

Gamerzoe right and bobs name is kevin smith

[bayouboy745]

who the hell is ranger danger

[silentbob8201]

@bayouboy745 It was going to be Kevin Smith's Star Wars.

[GAMERZOE]

i love king diamond and jay and silent bob,randel and dante and most of the movies made by silent bob

[dk5388]

hahaha jay is so random

[daysoftheweek1]

TRANSFORMERS ARE A GIFT FROM GOD

[McCheffrey]

Nice quality dude!!!

[Shadowcom1]

@McCheffrey Thanks!

[afatflatcat]

This one time at band camp!!!

[Chico9569]

this is why we latinos work at fast food restaurants, because these gringo kids don't work and just talk about stupid shows all daylol

[Gpup4Lifez]

At bible camp..Bible camp..?

[override88]

whhats that song lol

[theLastKnight70]

They are unholy creations from the beast we call "The Desolate One"! >:-D

[123hedgepath]

SUPER CHRISTIAN JESUS FREAK- 5 PEICES OF FISH

KING DIAMOND- UNHOLY HELLFIRE!

CLERKS 2 BRINGIN THEM TOGETHER- PRICELESS

[Rosewinterland]

Elias is a douch bag.

Randal rules

[randymeeks81]

this is made all the funnier by the fact that all 3 transformers movies have completely sucked.

[cu94mel]

Because......at Bible camp....

[BlackIce3190]

Let me help you outta your chair, grandma!

[Shadowcom1]

@BlackIce3190 Yeah I only posted this vid because I like that part lol

[MitchTheGuitarKid]

@BlackIce3190 King Diamond <3

[Jeskers18]

@BlackIce3190 Omg! Thank you for saying that!!! I could never figure out what he was saying at first lol. Too funny.

[sababa9989]

@BlackIce3190 You know I don't like to talk about dark forces, Randal!

[RyuzakiL1994]

@BlackIce3190 Grandma! What was it like to be on the holiday site!?

[areasevenpro]

Kevin Smith should direct the next Transformers movie and have it set in New Jersey.

[Shadowcom1]

@areasevenpro I agree with this :D

[stinkoman2x6]

@areasevenpro So...Megas XLR?

[mikebalboa25]

@areasevenpro they already have a director for the transformers trilogy, Michael Bay

[vegetafan111]

Roflcopter

[weasel816]

I love when Elias says, "Nice shot" when Randall hit him with paper haha.

[SINBrutal99]

I thought it was hilarious how Randall was throwing paper balls at Elias, and I wasn't even smoking pot when I watched this movie. I laughed all the way through this movie!

[ilikepancakes97]

Grandma what was it like

[jeremythedestroyer]

THE MASTER OF ABORTIONS

[88xmetal]

King Diamond FTW.

[dramirez818]

Funniest clip ever haha

[cradl2dgr4v3]

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