Karl Pilkington moments (pigs, gays & tits)

[serpico1611]

It's like that fella who kept hittin' the dog on the head with a stick...he kept doin' it and eventually the dog went: "I'm sick of this."

[monster161815]

if it's all about arse, why don't gays like a bit of tit???

[trfcnte]

tits

[hellostrangershow]

Looking for people to add material (themselves) to my podcast. Check out my channel to find my webpage. You'll be completely anonymous... be brave and creative!

[KittiMitties]

My friend is gay and according to him "Everyone likes tits."

So there you go.

[mesha1ism]

Awsome Clip

[JohnPurchaseArt]

Karl Pilkington is the ressurection and he is the light.

[kris5286]

what did ricky mean when he said sexual maturity??

[Dasperix]

I was eating Maltesers while watching this. I held one up to the screen and it fits Karl's head perfectly. It was like an eclipse.

[TigerDriver1991]

I've never trumped in front of your mother.

[undrugged]

free butt plugs

[uridium]

the best bum in w1

[StephenKuma]

the arse gay tit part is one of karl's all time greatest questions

[JustAboutCrazy]

Ricky explodes twice in a row haha hilarious!

[jampt1989]

Ricky Gervais laugh is actually the best thing in the world...apart from Karl Pilkington

[WKaliberr]

take it from me, pigs DO cum

a lot

[cristov2k]

@WKaliberr how do you know?

[Ruck2]

how does a fish work?

[FranBMan22]

@Ruck2 Man moths?

[phatlip2]

lol @ Ricky's laugh immediately after Karl says if it's all about arse

[8tripsaweek]

"here, yea, right"

[oscaroscar11]

Karl's much more intelligent in the 1st clip. He laughs (which is rare) and makes a good point.

[MrRasnarok]

He's trying to say "Do pigs come if you call their name?' Like a dog would.

[FrogmortonHotchkiss]

@MrRasnarok Haha, don't stick up for him! Is that you, Karl?

[JuanVeronful]

For God Sake... Knob Ache

[chmcma]

@JuanVeronful ahhaha good

[ghostwhiskey]

i wonder how many times a day karl says "no,but d'you know what i mean"and"all im saying is..."

[letsgobuffalo121]

Did anyone else listen to the videos that andyns had posted of Karl from xfm...? They got taken down and now I have no way to deal with my boredom anymore.

[bournestwin]

I could burn hours listening to them. Why on earth were they taken down? I thought all the XFM stuff was fine to post.

[ddstar]

Yup odd, it was all public radio.

[bajsjoanna]

karls laughing! yeah!! thats rare!

[eltrain2]

do pigs cum?

[helix527]

I'm a KP nut.

[stonemonkey999]

I LOVE Ricky Gervais' laugh <3 xD

[V4Valdes]

Like a fuckin' orange

[Donnel5]

Look at that fucking head.

[musedreverie]

oh my god... this is so funny and Ricky Gervais laughs seriously like a hyena on opium

[Davidbensonxyz]

@musedreverie A hyena on opium would be smacked out of its tits and probably not laugh very much at all. Opium isn't a particularly upbeat drug.

[cyphergig]

Karl Pilkington munchie connoisseur... XD

[glitch91]

karl pilkington laughing... sounds so much better when there's some emotion in his voice.

[maxngregproductions]

oh my god karl laughing!

[amadlook]

karl pilkington the is the second coming and will save us all

[hitachicordoba]

@amadlook

I'd like to see him debate Sarah Palin- retard comedic gold!

[scartledgephoto]

so rare to hear him laugh. makes him seem so much more 'normal'.

[whitenigga10]

@scartledgephoto one face two bodies

[Konicava]

@scartledgephoto His comedy consists on not laughing.

[allhailhomer]

see my compilation video of him laughing lol

[richiechickennuggets]

hey guys...

if its all about arse? why dont gays like a little bit of tit?

[TimeChristis]

No hole.

[karlypilkoids]

Karl Pilkington who is now known the world over as a man with a head like a fucking orange! Little round headed twonk. A shaven chimp...and a genius.

[themexicankitchen]

you say that but its just he like says what we're all thinkin' and that

[georgewelsford]

Karl Pilkington has got a head like a fucking orange

[biderz5]

does karl have a blog?

[BUSHELLPICTURES]

i love his deadpan humor:D

[dorito567]

wo ho, steady there. steve's class

[bigswano]

he's got a great dry wit

[particularlylazy]

You hear him laugh weird.

[D0nCab]

ifitsaallaboutarsewhydontgaysl­iketits?

if its all about arse why dont gays like...a little bit of tit.

[wilcox24]

what exactly does Karl say? "Do pigs cum if you like?" and something like "Pigs don't cum until..."? does anyone know?

[AlbertBundy]

He says 'pigs don't come to their name, do they?'. He's basically asking if pigs respond to their names in the way that, say, a dog does.

I think. With KP you can never really tell.

[barrasse]

HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE.

[Madhadderall]

I wanna squeeeze it!!!

[insaneme92]

karl looks pretty stoned in that first picture

[wilcox24]

he always look that way; he's not stoned

[insaneme92]

i know he's actually not stoned, but look at his eyes , they look lazy. he normally has a dull/serious expression

[Pilkinites]

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[LukePhillipsWINS]

steven is a "gay"

[klassakt]

karls the man... i think exactly the same as him sometimes... gertvais is definatly the all time best comedian, but i do agree with karl against him sometimes lol!

i want to get some followers and follow other pilkington fans on twitter, anyone on it yet?

follow meeeee! username = simplygifted

[aboverise]

why dont gays like a little bit of tit . . so funny

[biffylol]

OMG HES LAUGHING :O

[CowProd]

karl dilkingtooooooncunt

head like a FUCKING ORANGE

[richieblackhearted]

Little baldie manc twat Karly Pilkoids!! He's got a head like a fucking orange!!!

[thenewzidane5]

There were these kids with big 'eads.....

[finalgbster]

what anoys me is actualy karl someimtes says things that makes sense and its logical and ricky and steve just haev a massive go give the bloke a chance lol

[Zlyzer]

What's up Karl?

[Mucless]

me 2 . but its not soo often thats hapened ...

[Clydieooo]

Yeah very true. I remember one incident when Karl mentions a pair of twins that love body modification, and to take it to an extreme they decided to cut the arm off of one twin and have it attatched to the other twin's body. I remember reading this previously else where but Ricky and Steve just dismissed it right away and ripped on him.

[Dunbandrie]

cuz thats completely reasonable........

[Clydieooo]

Unfortunately I can't grasp the tone of your comment as it's teh internetz, so I can't begin to reply as I don't know what you're referring to.

[ThreeEvilsUK]

The story he was talking about was featured on BMEzine, and was actually published as an April's Fool Day joke, although this wasn't explained in the feature. Obviously, to see if people would fall for the story.

[Auron710]

seriously these are so fucking funny! i listen to them on the bus and people stare at me cus im trying so hard not to laugh!

[tylr322]

lol i burst out laughing in class when im listening to these i know what u mean

[xHelenPx]

i love hearing Karl laugh!

[cornerstone111]

Thats Ricky laughing.

[xHelenPx]

no when ricky starts saying "what did u say?" u can hear karl laughing

[DianaGutted]

ha ha ha

[metanym]

Wow. Karl Pilkington laughs!

[Toadphillips]

I like them better Don imus.

[lasondelaflandi]

karl has a head like a fucking orange

[curtpup]

That was weird

[turbonoisecat]

hes a FUCKING twat, with a head like a FUCKING orangle, little rounded headed twat

[ballwrench]

lol

[237amy]

then why dont gays like a little bit of tit??

fucking hilarious!!! love you guys!!! xxx

[CfOme]

Wow karl laughs in this at around 30 seconds

[watanidiot]

i can say i have never herd him laugh until now

[Giovanni2]

He used to laugh quite a bit in the old Xfm shows. Makes him sound a bit more human.

[gavhenrad]

ass opposed to a humanzee

[872872872]

does he not want to learn anything?

he just makes shit up , which is funny but doesnt he want more out of life, nice tits jordan

[malcolmjacobson]

head like a fucking orange

[00Whysoserious00]

also an IQ of a fucking orange xD

[gavhenrad]

hmmm not sure what his IQ would be to be honest - probably higher than you would think. He does have rather an unusual way of thinking but doesnt mean he's daft, far from it in fact. His head is certainly very much like a fucking orange however.

[hwitdeoful]

Karl has an IQ of 83 according to the 'Satisfied Fool' documentary. As a side note, an IQ of 100 is the average while an IQ of 75 is considered to be 'educably retarded'.

[ollymcguirk]

no thanks.

[rossmcl177]

Theres too much Gervais on this. The first 3 and a half minutes is almost all Gervais - Karl hardly says anything.

[BenFilbert]

1:55 is the obvious highlight here! HAHAHA!

[Westy91]

I have the scarf he has ! And a head like a fucking orange.

[ollymcguirk]

do u have a round head?? can we see it?

[year8990]

mighty bush is rubbish. the only good thing about iyt is Noel Feilding whos not funn.

[EilertPilarmDM]

''AH! Oh you've done me!!!''

one of the best moments on Xfm's Ricky Gervais Show EVER

[philphish]

Thats honestly the first time i've heard Karl laugh properly at the beginning

[ScarTissue1990]

Great to hear Karl laughing at the beginning, he always seems (in my opinion) to be a bit in a corner in some of the podcasts.

[gavhenrad]

gays do like a bit of tit - they just don't like to ejaculate upon them

[NinjaFish14]

how about no

[00hla]

genius =)

[toonfan1980]

Rickys laugh.. fuckin hell

[ezza63]

"If it's all about arse, why don't gays like a bit of tit?" - best quote ever.

[miniegg88]

if its all about arse why don't gays like tit??

[taius20]

its the best

[Citysinned]

Stephen Merchent isn't needed in these. Ricky and Karl hold it together.

[Talwynhawkins]

wtf?! Stephen Merchant holds the other two together. Don't get me wrong, as a trio they're genius, but without SM, KP and RG would get boring pretty quickly i think.

[komusha]

I agree, Merchant balances out the trio nicely.

[STJ1000]

"balances the trio out nicely" is something you could say of any of them.  Take away any one of them and the trio loses its magic.

[daisy836]

Wtf ? Steven Merchant is So Needed And Tbh Your a bit Of a Tit

[codesix]

Ouch...

[largetalons22]

Citysinned, idiot....play a record

[codesix]

Oh fuck off you twat.

[Sou1Cru5h]

hes absolutely right.

if its all about arse, why dont gays like a little bit of tit?

[evergrim]

Love the pic of Karl. Fucking gormless.

[RRH25]

I just find this kind of humour not very funny at all, like peepshow. Middleclass kids acting working class doesn't work. Muppets/

[swanseaboy]

I love it, so f off :D

[RRH25]

Yes but you are from Wales, your opinion does not count.

[swanseaboy]

One word, twat.

[RRH25]

thats more like it, thanks for seeing the error of your ways.....boyo!

[samfisha]

Karl was laughing, never thought I'd hear it.

[TotalAlchemy]

John both of them are extremely funny.

[h2ous]

hes really has got a head like a fucking orange

[johndcorr]

Which one of these two is supposed to be the funny one?

[codesix]

you just dont get it

[leftfield1977]

Umm... there are three of them dude. Please try, American, you might one day understand actual humour, and without a laughtrack.

[johndcorr]

Three of them? I'll have to take your word for it: none of them were funny or engaging enough for me to take the trouble to tell them apart. BTW, I'm a huge fan of British humor (Python, AbFab, Young Ones, Fawlty: you know the list). What we are listening to in this vid is the most loutish, inelegant form of American-style humor, only spoken with British accents: closer to Howard Stern than John Cleese. Sorry to make Swiss cheese out of your "Typical Boorish, Uncultured American" theory.

[leftfield1977]

Please don`t compare The Ricky Gervais show with Howard Stern; it`s an obsurd comparison. Howard Stern is just about being provocative for the sake of it; the show - both the radio show and the very popular podcast - are vastly different. You can`t base your oppinion on this one snippet. And "inelegant" who are you, Oscar Wild?

[johndcorr]

"Absurd" doesn't have an "o" in it.

"Opinion" only has one "p".

"Oscar Wilde" ends in a silent "e".

I was expressing my opinion on this clip only.

I'm sorry if the word "inelegant" made you uncomfortable; I'll try to dumb it down next time.

[leftfield1977]

OK; spelling errors noted, but is that all you`ve got? From the fact that the English comedies you cited in your previous comment are as old as fuck and the knowledge that you were unable to tell the difference between three very different regional English accents tells me you know fuck all about English humour. Go back to your Friends tapes American.

[starrynightuk]

Larry Sanders, Curb, Seinfeld. American comedy has nothing to prove compared to English!

[starrynightuk]

Larry Sanders, Curb, Seinfeld. American comedy has nothing to prove compared to English!

[axisundone]

Peep Show, Mighty Boosh, The Office, Extras, Green Wing....we can more than hold our own.

[tpjpower]

I love all of those (THE BRITISH ONES, COS THE U.S. ONES ARE CRAP)... I'm Australian, so that makes me an unbiased commentator. =D

[videochrist]

i'm an aussie too and i agree. and i'm so goddamn sick of americans remaking classic british sitcoms (spaced, coupling, the it crowd, the office). there's no creativity involved in remakes, just a money-making scheme. the american coupling remake especially pissed me off: word for word, scene for scene, what's the fucking point? anyone care to explain?

[DaScatman]

Because aslong as they have the money, they're going to spend it. Not yours.

[DianaGutted]

Coupling's appaling, they can have that.

[FraserTheMentalist]

Amen to that, and they reckon they're the comedy kings of earth. Well they think they're the kings of the Earth but that's another debate.

[codesix]

Mighty Boosh is a load of crap.

[axisundone]

Admittedly it's not for everyone.

[unawesomevideos]

lets see you come up with something better, jerk

[Citysinned]

Oh... so EVERYONE has got to like Mighty Boosh? Is that your argument?

fucking retard.

[unawesomevideos]

i repeat - lets see you come up with something better, jerk

fucking retard.

[Citysinned]

Well I am not in the business of creating comedy sketch shows and if the Mighty Boosh is anything to go by, I am fucking glad I am not, otherwise I might have created that.

Now go cry into your MB dvd's

[unawesomevideos]

alright dude - i dont actually watch it :S:S:S... lol but fair play to you.. i get your point. *shakes hand*

[MogsterHospital]

Preach on brother, it's a load of pretentious crap.

[AlanShearer9]

mighty boosh is alright.

apart from the fact that its complete and utter fucking shite.

[YellingInMyEar]

Haha,

It was alright before the general population raped it to death by over-quoting.

Over-quoting kills any comedy, no matter how good.