Nostalgia Critic - Steel (Part 1)

[mmafighter7991]

is the arcade manager bruce timm?

[vevans0009]

Those masked crooks are the dumbest villains I have ever seen. Shut the hell up and take the goddamn money!!!! You pirate/biker wannabe's!!!!

[yrvin50rvg55]

god damn this white niga is so annoying as fuck... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!

[shadowknight1121]

Huh girl who used to be a fighter but now paralyzed and can only offer field support through and on a computer remind you of anyone? Batman and Oracle

[stunna400]

hey its Ray J

[SmashLiXs]

how many movies has shaq been in?

[mickeyelric11]

@SmashLiXs Twelve: Blue Chips (1994) Kazaam (1996) Good Burger (1997) Steel (1997) (nominated for Razzie Award for Worst Actor) He Got Game (1998) A Great Day in Hip Hop (1998) The Wash (2001) Freddy Got Fingered (2001) After the Sunset (2004) Scary Movie 4 (2006) The House Bunny (2008) Jack & Jill (2011)

[SmashLiXs]

@mickeyelric11 out of those 12, which one was the best & worst? (guessing steel was the worst)

[mickeyelric11]

@mickeyelric11 Look, maybe they aren't masterpiece, however, I find entertainig Good Burger, Kazaam, Scary Movie and Steel. I haven't see the other ones

[big5622]

why dose everybody diss this movie it wasint that bad i thought it was OK

[mickeyelric11]

@big5622 Bad movie and Not-enjoyable movie aren't the same thing. Even Doug Walker has admitted that he enjoys watching bad movies, like Judge Dredd and Hook.

Here, he is just pointing the mistakes, but there isn't a problem if you like this movie. In my case, I think this would be a great movie to watch in a Saturday afternoon.

[twooffour]

10:10 McLovin ;)

[bart11114]

That's pretty bad when even Chester A. Bum knows how bad your movie is!

[heronoki]

It's a shame Baskin Robbins doesn't sell death rays anymore :/

[knowpassword]

3:59 he forgets to mention the newcommer alien language spraypainted on the piece of wood from alien nation.. But he notices a beer sign

[TheSupersoldier1234]

IS blade a superhero i never knew

[mickeyelric11]

@TheSupersoldier1234 Well, here, the Nostalgia Critic just said he's a comic book character, but, if you think it well, Blade is a kind of superhero (thights don't make superheroes, or the ballet dancers would be superheroes)

[qwame100]

Okay 24 dislikers, it's on. You dont know when it's gona be on, but it will be on. you'll think it will be off, BUT NOPE................ it's on.

[FawkesPaw]

you know Steel is a quality comic, but if they made it again today it would end up looking like Iron man, i mean look at the similarities. There both tech specialists in high tech armor fighting "evil" with even more advanced tech.... but steel would look more like War Machine with a sonic hammer.

[MyDestroyer92]

BANG BANG YOU OLE BRUTES!!

[sustelsuk]

do the shadow

[Darthstick]

BENDER!!!!!!!!!!!

[madman101ish]

his last name is irons?... HAHAHAHAHA not funny >:(

[DrGnockerz]

Black Sagat dressed as Christopher Daniels over here might as well have a neon sign next to him saying "I'm a bank robber".

[thesparks007]

300? 300 is inspired from a real life mini-war that took place and is a remake of an older version, of course overblown and crazy BUT still is not a comic book. In case your wondering where is saw the 300 poster its in the very beginning when he is talking about comic books. God dammit critic.

[ErnestPworrrel]

in russia kazzam and and steel came out dubbed with good voice actors. so i never understood jokes about shaq acting untill i seen this!! same thing with arny, sly jcvd etc.. sorry for bad language

[philipmarie1854]

Shaq sounds like Arnie.

[PuddlesthePirate]

Go Lakers! Sorry Shaq pal I value your skills on the court, but not as an actor.

[tommyburke96]

So shaq makes death ray guns.... But he can't shoot free throws... Makes sense

[piccologuy14]

i always did like Baskin Robbins' death rays

[ARS1989]

hahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahah­ahahahahahahaha shaq is an army inventor are you fucking serious? why would the writer or whoever to put fucking SHAQ as an inventor? jesus fucking christ im done

[DrGnockerz]

@ARS1989 The same writer who made Arnold a scientist in Junior.

[DoverBroadcasting]

I tried to move my eyebrows together like that while talking. It's harder than it looks.

[ebertfan92]

"Beer" beer seems to be a rather common movie/TV beverage. I've seen it advertised in The Right Stuff, The Other Guys, and even on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[MechaGeekR]

90's action movies what a lot of crap, now Short Circuit that was a good movie

[Skull10]

"The Flash" theme!

[ThePhoenixrider100]

Why are the people cheering at him for carrying her out? Isnt this technically kidnapping since she doesnt want to go? She doesnt have a home outsie of this place so is the main character going to take care of her? where does he get the money to take care of her? wouldnt trained professionals be better? And when i say take care of her, i mean stuff like help her take a shower and put pants on. I dont want a friend doing that for me. its humiliating

[2011weapon]

i think i will go have some beer beer and some food food

[WallabeeDeviant89]

Lets green eggs and ham it

[Suolperos]

"Y'all be cool, now" XD

[HunterJs2]

Judd Nelson was great in Boondock Saints: All Saints Day...

[TheNOTchosen1]

I thought he was gonna throw her outta the window in that one scene...

[JayFChthulu]

steel's a cool charachter but this movie sucks

(and i know i spelled that one word wrong)

[gta4rulesass]

no gates cant hold me, especialy when its on

[pakifighter]

Thumbs up if you like Pepsi Pepsi.....

[Hinatakun360]

Brandy's little brother, Ray J (boner of Kim Kardashians huge ass) is in this movie? Whuuuuuuttttt????

[Red6206]

22 people like "beer" beer

[TheRhinehart86]

In this movies defence, some restaurants do hang up signs that say 'beer' to advertise that they do in fact sell beer, though I would think that at a bar such a fact would be rather self evident.

[Supedriver]

I wish to see NC's review about The Meteor Man one day)

[DFLOODyeaa]

reminds me of those stupidass ironman movies

[sonofdark18]

fucking christ shaq was in this movie too? fuck!

[jadanuki]

that grandma is funny

[jadanuki]

isnt steele that guy from superman

[whisperinthewind9292]

@jadanuki yeah hey was supposed to replace him after he died

[mattiathekaiju]

@jadanuki Yep,from the Reign Of Superman saga to be exact.

[MrHEC381991]

think your gonna get away from me...but your not..cuz its on.........k, nah. gates can't hold me. specially when its on.....well that just magnifies the amount of oddness thats goin on right now...did i mention its on? its on.

[EnigmaDrath]

Steel: possibly the only movie Chester A. Bum does not think is the greatest movie he's ever seen in his life.

[DrGnockerz]

@EnigmaDrath He doesn't think Citizen Kane is the greatest movie ever made either.

[VideoMasher3000]

@EnigmaDrath he doesnt think citizen cane cane is the greatest movie hes ever seen in his life

[nightbane2]

@EnigmaDrath What about Citizen Kane?

OH MY GOSH THIS THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

[6000mphx]

@EnigmaDrath Nope, that was Citizen Kane lol

[NewSuperAvenger]

@EnigmaDrath well there was Citizen Kane and then this

[NonstopRam]

Dont doubt the power of the Shaq ; )

[Yatolcharles]

Beer Beer is good but i loooove chocolate chocolate

[kaboekie]

22 dislikes? Okay, it's on.

[iugey]

Chris Tucker translated by Eddie Griffith!?!! Dats RACIST yo!!

4:37

[White guy]



[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

Judd Nelson? you mean Rodimus Prime? :D

[TomboTime]

5:15

[IronKnuckleKO]

"~Oh, bang bang you evil brutes!~"

[Swat1co]

Your the biggest fag from all the fags

[MrHEC381991]

09:35

Im gonna lift this fuckin thing, throw it through the window then me an chezy are gonna go down town and watch the ball game, now does anyone wanna piece of it!

[TheJoelef]

the character steel is not suppose to be campy.

[ExtremeMedium]

"You think you're going to get away from me. But you're not. Cuz it's on."

[DR2334]

@ExtremeMedium "A gate? nah gates can't hold me specilly when it's on"

[WrathofVishnu]

I'm currently snacking on Chip chips and Energy energy drink while watching this.

[bobthestickman02]

@WrathofVishnu But nothing can beat Apple apples, right?

[Pikazilla]

i have Burger king burgers, Coca-Cola cola and Subway subs

[AWAChamp619]

There is something I wonder about Shaq, what year did he make his first free throw?

[corneliodragon]

lololol "Short circuit" XD

[ARSENALOFMEGADEATH]

there was 3 things wrong with this movie-no cape or superman logo on his chest,he didnt fly, and the mask was inaccurate

[foxyb101]

@ARSENALOFMEGADEATH

aye dumbass if u kno the real steel he didnt get the superman logo on his chest till wayyyyyy later on in the comic book series

[RellyRellzGDF1]

u r such a hater bro..

[gtrain2005]

Shaq: -Sighs- Aww man, I gotta do drama now...

[cucutin1]

LOL its hilarious!

[tthomaselli2]

0:53.; Is that the arcade game of 'Batman Forever' in the back-ground???

[HRAM567]

@TheBattlefieldFan Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaa

[DaBearsManiac]

wtf is the point of having a weapon who's maximum power shouldn't be used?

[WrathofVishnu]

Why does Shaq in an army suit remind me of Mac from Predator? :/

[Bordeaux90]

Oh my God it's Ray J. No wonder no one can understand him!!

[joel1975]

Good review...!

[ukhistorian]

Shaq can't act and hit free throws. But I still like him.

[superman1749]

That's just a bad movie, just like Supergirl, Superman 3, Captain America 1990 and Batman and Robin (it's hard to believe they made a bad Batman and Superman movie.

[TheCrazyTalkKid]

@superman1749 Don't forget the x-men, fantastic four, daredevil, electra, hellboy, Spiderman 3, and so on and so forth.

[skeletonking1234]

1:54 it goes up to 11

[seanpatrickcain]

4:52 IMAO

[blachorsemen713]

can you say hater bro

[GoldenGal42]

Burger Burger... Not the related to the Good Burger Good Burger is it? O_O

[WIlliamMunnyOutlaw]

It's on

[frozenkiller7]

to be honest, beer beer is crap compared to cola cola

much less expensive expensive if you ask me me

[Poodleinacan]

Well, beer beer is because they don't to pay to integrade trade marks

[NA3LKER]

is the leader of the gang the guy who played Hawkes in CSINY?

[kaboekie]

21 dislikes? Okay, it's on

[rigidnight]

10:10 The planets in the bottem left of the screen look like pot plants.....?? O_o

[jakethenintendonerd]

hey scott we're gonna go to pizza pizza for a slice and some beer beer

[CaptainAshSpearow]

I don't drink, so instead of Beer Beer, I have Cola Cola.

[GoldmansNephew]

@CaptainAshSpearow

I prefer Lemonade Lemonade.

[ghostshadow25]

@CaptainAshSpearow I'm on a diet, so I drink Water Water

[DrGnockerz]

@ghostshadow25 Milk milk does a body good.

[thedarknight307]

Worse robbers in the world

[Guigley]

9:49 His eyebrows are really giving Eric Freeman a run for his money.

[LoneSola]

i need to keep replaying 5:31 :P

[RocaDeearCenjar]

I never got that Breakfeast Club referece until I saw it the movie a few weeks ago in sociology class.

[TheIceCritic]

His jaw is unfixable

[sebamkfan]

damn I want a Baskin Robbins's Death Ray

[Magnolia296]

You can hate me guys but I really love this film. I didn't expect RoboCop, Batman or Superman's levels from the start. This film was made to entertain us and yes - it was funny and very entertaining. Honestly, I wanted to see more Sci-Fi thing like it was in The Shadow (1994), The Phantom (1996) and Spawn (1997) but Steel was awesome in its own way. Shaquille O'Neal and Annabeth Gish made a very beautiful and sweet screen couple

[Skooterwolf]

Change! You got chan- Oh my god, they're filming a Shaq movie, I'm out of here!

Hooray for Chester A Bum cameo! =D

[SirenWasHere]

"Gates? Nah, gates can't hold me"

LOL.

[cjcool91]

Steel=The death of comic bookmovies.

Brian singers X-Men= The revival of comic book movies.

[CaptainTooner]

@cjcool91 I thought Batman and Robin was the death of comic book movies.

[Nethrezar]

20 people are so angry that they just had their jaws wired shut

[Atvishees]

Change! Ya got Change?! Ooooohmygodthey'refilmingaShac­kmovieI'mouttahere!

[Cryogenicmonkey]

Oh it's so on. Now that just magnifies the level of on-ness! :I

[CloneComander1138]

i wish i had some pizza pizza to go with my malk malk and my chips chips. pass me the salt salt and pepper pepper please plea- i mean please

[erttheking]

0:43 didn't they use a similar opening for the old iron man cartoon?

[michaelsar12]

Wow...... A BOLT reference and an UP reference in one review!

[VGAfanatic]

Thumbs up if you liked the Chester A Bum Cameo.

[PS3Fan487]

@VGAfanatic CHANGE, YOU GOT CHA- OH MY GOD THER BUILDING A SHAQ MOVIE IM OUTTA HEER

[TheBattlefieldFan]

@VGAfanatic

fuck yer thumbs up comments.

''Hi, im qouting some random bullshit from this video & asking thumbs up so i can level up my tiny internet cock''

[VGAfanatic]

@TheBattlefieldFan Dude, chill out. It's just a comment.

[VGAfanatic]

Does anyone here recommend Volt? I know of John Travolta's flopas and I can't stand Miley Cirus, so I normally avoid this film. But does anyone have a reason to give me to look before I judge?

[DrGnockerz]

@VGAfanatic According to reviews it was good but I never saw it due to the same reasons as you. Though when I heard about this movie I immediately noticed that it was a rip off of 101 Dalmatians 2 with its plot about a dog actor who buys his own hype about being a hero and fails IRL. Ripping off a direct to Disney DVD sequel, that's a great sign!

[icyswordofawesome]

I'm sorry but the master of cinimatic blandness is Keanu Reeves.

[VGAfanatic]

@icyswordofawesome That's why Cowboy Bebop Live Action must never be seen.

[Nemesis13000]

Shaq's performance can be summed up with Nostalgia Critics favorite phrase, "I'm ACTING!"

[animereviewdude]

wheres my soda soda

[PageofLegend]

the military has a gun that fires photon torpedoes!

[doomblaster300]

speeking of frogger no mater what I did I never got to finish the level! every time I got past the logs the land infront of i doesn't exsist! and how come the frog can't swim?

>(

[snakes3425]

Orgin Of Steel: He's a former AmerTek Engineer who faked his death when a weapon he designed fell into the wrong hands and killed innocent people, and moved to Metropolis. while working a construction job he was involved in an accident in which he was saved by Superman, and created his armor after Superman was killed by Doomsday to take on AmerTek, a Gang War and Doomsday

So can an Arcade Game Manufacture really compare to Doomsday in terms of being a villain, NOT ON YOUR LIFE

[AuteurMotionPictures]

It's funny how NC says the opening is a renactment of Short Circuit because the director of Steel, Kenneth Johnson, actually directed Short Circuit 2. Not the same movie, I know, but still related in some ways.

[MasterCritical]

Seriously?...Styrofoam?...Styr­ofoam!?...STYROFOAM!?

STYROFOAM!?!?

STYROFOAM!?!?!

[Tounushi]

Anyone else recognise the music at the beginning?

Thumbs up, if you've seen any Flash episodes!

[Zekee27]

rofl @ 8:13

[jasonthemauler]

@Zekee27 Raunchy orgasming fart-lickers?

[tokyopanda13]

*wiggling eyebrows* "And this is a prime example of eyebrow spasms". xDDD

[DownsA530]

5:36 "Oh, bang bang you evil brutes!"

LMAO!

[saizerboy]

he he, that's us, that's us everybody, we rob that bank, we rob that bank, he he, dont tell the cops over there, don't be so jealous.

[hydrostatic3000]

I could have sworn that Sparky was gonna get her ass thrown out the window!

[Vankpker034]

God the Arcade Owner looks like such a pussy.

[Stairc]

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!

[Jangobadass]

LMAO at the styrofoam/Bolt joke XD

(Good one, Doug!)

And see what happens when you give a supporting charatcer their own movie sans any connection to the series that spawned them? (Right, Catwoman?)

[FaustTheVIII]

isnt Steel a white guy?

[supermariosonica]

@FaustTheVIII no he was always black john herny irons aka steel was black you know the legend "john henry"

[sirmugman]

change? i'm near an arcade there should be loads OMG A SHAQ MOIVE I'M OUTTA HERE!

[crashcloud]

Oh my god they're filming a shaq movie I'm out of here lol

[petercharleskrug]

0:20 I believe the only bad superhero movie that is shown briefly here that the Critic did NOT review was THE SHADOW. Hopefully we'll see him do that one some day.

He's also reviewed SUPERMAN IV

[jenskeroro]

I wonder if he had watched Battlefield Earth before calling these villians the dumbest eva?

[Jangobadass]

@jenskeroro

No, I don't think he'd gotten to it yet, now that you mention it :/

[scottieman2]

I had Beer beer. It's pretty good. 

[djfreebey]

any know wher get this film cant sem to find it

[horaciosi]

(06:13) oh no! that cop had only two days until retirement!

[Goldstar127]

"Oh man, I gotta do drama now".

[2814haljordan]

don't make me use a curse word. mmm-hmm.

[loverboyz901]

Beer Beer is not as good as Pizza Pizza

[sub2me4areview]

@loverboyz901 Pizza Pizzas arent good as computer computers!

[loverboyz901]

@sub2me4areview touche

[cheetah465]

@loverboyz901 But What About Steak Steak?

[JoSoProductions]

@loverboyz901 Personally I prefer Hot Dogs Hot Dogs.

[ECL28E]

@loverboyz901 Yay scott pilgrim!

[loverboyz901]

@ECL28E what?

[ECL28E]

@loverboyz901 That's a scott pilgrim reference.

[loverboyz901]

@ECL28E I know that but what is the refernce to?