Random Facts And Sayings

[morrismagic08]

I ran over a weazel on the M4!

[TOLTECAAZTECA]

Don't take it the wrong way,But most Americans confuse love with sex.And that is just fucking disgusting.[The ''confusing'' part that is]

[xxVxLCxMxx]

Sometimes I lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot.

[cold197]

the only thing that doesn't turn blue when you choke it is a smurf :)

[elmotouchesme97]

lion with small penis must compensate with mighty roar

[lemurlover71]

2:18. Instant Person; Just add coffee.

So true.

[Fingerboardmaster100]

ROFL AT 1:22

[Dacholo1]

If im retarded, and i like this then you who like this video is also retarded !

cool saying huh ?

[natashiaflower]

LOL

I am we todd did

I am retarded

Sofa King we todd did

So fuu373m2rkfrgiuv8 Retarded xD

[masoncrazy]

2:11 is from the song "You're so last summer" By Taking Back Sunday. That's not exactly a saying, It's lyrics. And they're wrong.

[sk8boarder187]

i like nocturnal pencil pouches

[TeamUnicorn]

haha my mom let me keep my dead dog....

[gmccall22]

never do anything good that you don't want to do again..

a young man THINKS an old man is a fool

an old man KNOWS a young man is a fool

i respect faith, but doubt gets you an education

a friend is someone who hates the same people you hate

a thief hates people who steal from them

the safest way to double your money is to fold it and put it in your pocket

if you think money is everything ! than you'll do anything for money

judge a man by his questions rather than his answers

[Paterson212]

see the pizza fact, is that what one american eats a day, or what they all eat in a day?

[Foxheart101]

In total, all Americans.

[1GBMProductions]

i like the saying trespasers will be shot survivors will be shot again lol

[joeily567890]

lol how random was the song ;) i liked it do ;) lol the retarded one :)

[Sizthree]

It seems a good vid ..

But you could have made it in another text , thisone is hard to read I think .

[popstar17021]

lol 2:21 i' we todd did lol

[bribify]

THere is nothing wrong with being friends after broke up with you girl/boyfriend its all about hatred..you can get rid of hatred if you really love the person you broke up..love means not just making love..love them from you heart and really think of the person suffered beause of me! that is the best attitude to people and be loved by people.

[SporeDood96]

0:22, try doing what chuck norris did:he put the lemons up lifes ass and said "no thank you"

[inbarshema]

you are unique...

just like everybody else

the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

[XxFatalWarningxX]

It goes say this really fast = "I am Sopha king Wee Todd Ed."

[vivalaryan54]

I am so fucking retarded

[stuff12327]

"before you criticize someone, walk a mile in there shoes... then when you criticize them you are a mile away and have there shoes" LOL haha

[d34dbyk0]

lol @ 2:24 it works. i am so retarded, so fucking retarded, lol this is nice i like them

[furrycanineboi]

i like the retarded one lol

[Ronshottie]

This the best video i've seen in a while! thanks! it was really good!

[juplm4000]

listen to the song at 00:42

[skylar11206]

dont worry not everbody hates you................you havent met everybody yet!

[TheBackKracker]

Jiffy doesn't mean 2a 100th of a second", it translates to "moment"

[gabeo7]

....... no coment

[iwinyoulose101]

1. cover your mouth with your hand

2. make a wish into it

3. close your hand {make it into a fist}

4. hold your fist to your heart for 5 sec.

5. send dis to 3 more videos

6. tomorrow will be your best day eve

[narutonote22]

lol fat people are harder to kidnap

[HinaxSasu101]

2:22 Is hella funny! xD

[HipHopsMyLife]

that is just a fact that jiffy means a 1/100th of a second. jsuta a fact... and i luvvv unc!!!

[xemolyspaztastic]

2:25;

i dont get it

[HinaxSasu101]

What you're suppossed to think, the words.

Say really fast. This is what you're supposse to hear:

I am retarded. So fuckin retarded

[xemolyspaztastic]

pppshhhh i got that after like the 10th time saying it

[azrocks28]

that took me forever to realize it. and now i can't stop laughing

[cookielov21]

oh i get it lol at two:twenty two lol im not gonna say it though

[unclegwen]

Good. Did they come from the Old Testament?

[alan7477]

lol at the we todd did i was like that rhymes with something then i found it out

[spongebob25addict]

oh wow. man i am we todd did!

[kmengelt]

I've gota great quote for you

If someone ever puts you down on the ground, just get up, push them on the ground, and say what now

[blacksabbath4ever7]

lmfao;

that just made my day.

[TenerifegurlX]

YEH DONT GET 2:22

[cmdrslappy]

Really fast it says. "I am retarded, so fucking retarded"

[mehrin65]

LOLLLLL NOWW I GET IT THNX!

[dewitall]

hahahahahahahaha your name must be We Todd Did

[mehrin65]

lol i dnt get that either!!! wow i just relized how much of a Retard i must be! LOLLLLL no seriously i dnt get it but im not retarded

[dewitall]

seriosly!?nobody said you were retarded just that your name must be We Todd Did

[dewitall]

but all together i'm just joking

[MorexlikexaxQueen]

sorry but I am German and I don´t understand 2:22 can someone tell me what is funny on that???

thx

[MangaWolf93]

Wann man sprecht 'I AM WE TODD DID. SOFA KING WE TODD DID' man hort 'I am retarded so fucking retarded'

Hilfe?

Entschuldigung sie bitte mein Deutsch, ich bin Englisch

Wolf

[MorexlikexaxQueen]

THXÜ

[gothyemopunkychick]

hehe ur saying "im retarded. So fucking retarded" lol

[sugars83]

regarding the final comment...

everbody hates Chris though

[yuna555]

i dont get 2:22

[mthatguy1111]

lol funny video and i like the one that says "When life gives you lemons,throw them back and telll life to make its own lemonade"

[gossipgirl102]

that just made my day right there, especially 2:22 hahaha.

[sugamama0]

haha lol i love 2:22 that is so fricken funny omg i almost woke my mom up cuz i was laughing so hard lol

[alchemyfan25]

1:32...been there

[Cakarlthy1996]

lol!

[piwils2]

this is funny but i've heard better too! i'll use a lot of um but some were just... you know right?

[RhiandRiShow]

That was pretty funny I;ve seen a couple better 1's but it's up in the top ten!

[meggerz36]

hahahaaaaaaa im retarded.. i so fucking retarded =]

[rspker223]

lolby 2:08 is froma band called taking back sunday the song is your so ast summer i believe

[FunkMasterFlex3]

im fat and i kicked anorexia ass.

[Pivotmakerman]

actually technically there is no such thing as quicksand...... its been proven

[hrmmmhum]

aww man, I feel for "I'm wee todd did. I'm sofa king wee todd did." :[ I thought it was a tongue twister, so I said all of it really fast and then realized what I said and was like "oh my goood!" x[

[rockicheer]

That was frekin hilarious! i officially love you! especially the part at 2:25!

[tekkenfan26]

i have a saying

"yesturday is history tommorow is a mystery today is a gift thats why its called a present"

[fabreman]

You watched that other vid on qoutes, didn't you?

[tekkenfan26]

no lol i heard somebody say it of T.V and i just remembered it i also wonder who invented that quote and what it means

[ilovelinx]

im retarded so fucking retarded! lol like it x

[SPkennykiller]

I say "I M sofa king we tall did"

[CobraDeathRah]

What did you use to calaborate all the music together?

[pilfwest]

fucking retarded wuz  funny

[Algathor7]

that was hilarious

[brucehf]

lol that was funny!

[Mmazrocks13]

I am we todd did, sofa king we tod did

was just pure genius!!

im tellin ma mates dat one

[samiradodi96]

i know genius ,right!?

[ricsnowis]

i feel really dumb.. i dont get it??

can you please explain

[EmoGirlDx]

"i am retarded. so f***ing retarded."

get it ?

[ricsnowis]

haha i get it.. thank you

[EmoGirlDx]

no problem.

[pearlmermaidcoco]

*gigglesnort*

[MrChriGau]

i like the shoe-story @ 1:13 most xD

[mysteryhat]

five minutes later I finnaly got that sofa joke

[MissKoala1]

Love it.

I especially love the boyfriend / dog saying. It made me giggle on the inside and out.

*Missy K*

[paulmccartneyrocks]

I love the getting struck by lightning is God's drive-by shooting one. All of these are hilarious, lol!

[morbidfriend]

i dont get the we todd sofa thing...hmm

[casserolenannerhead]

I am we-todd-did [retarded]

sofa-king [so fxcking]

we-todd-did [retarded]

get it now?? =]

[Phoenixfire360]

noOOOOOOOOOO

[MissKoala1]

Yeah... I'm thinking Sarcasm?

[nbfinest12]

Yo.., your video was hillarious i loved it.. lol

[horselovingfool]

lmfao

[Imsocool1004]

very funny

[LolliZee]

i dont get the we todd sofa thing

[casserolenannerhead]

I am we-todd-did [retarded]

sofa-king [so fxcking]

we-todd-did [retarded]

get it now XD

[LolliZee]

o lol thnx haha

[Mulishamadness]

@LolliZee hahahahahaha i know this is really late but hahahahahaha

[serventofgod94]

how do you make the videos and then upload it?

[deadman155]

haha i love is can u send it to me?????????

[SpamuelNeedbeef]

LOL Awesome!! Very funny and useful. Good work!

[10snowman1010]

VERY CREATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[idfriends]

this is one. man i forgot to eat the french fries of the caker of peanuts.

[Lprulz321]

I am we todd did. Sofa ing we todd did.- Knew that one as soon as it came up. 10/10.

[osoqiktsi]

That was really funny.

[VersionThirst]

haha, hilarious, great work. I saw some funny saying on shirts and stuff at cafepress . c o m / jawlessskull

You should check it out!