My new Job

[MusicallyInclined101]

Human resources?

"Hello, this is Danny form Human Resources, how can I help you?" Yeah that sounds believable.

[thereisLOVEinrain]

i end up thinking your actually talking to me. so i nod and smile at the appropriate times. is that weird?

[missrep29]

wouldn't it suck if your boss saw this!

[jenseidelman]

soo, bill gates is god?

[KarlaMarieMaddox]

You sound like ZOOLANDER when you talk like that! hah thats a different one..

[TheHopeBurton]

ur a lawyer??

[MrDannyiscool99]

I was just thinking people are so mean to you they are like "are you gay" and like are you HI well like ya... your relay cool and you should come to my church because you audiovisual are not a Christan Jesus loves you Danny And can you do a show on why your balls itch after sex? thanks charlie?

[maycha183]

@MrDannyiscool99

well actually....try to have sex in the shower...

[emailamandamo]

I LOVE jobs that you can pretend to look busy at!!!

[MrsJamesBondTaylor]

YOUR SO HOT !!! XD

[cokewithketchup]

probably the most underrated youtuber ever,this is definetly my favorite youtube channel,and i've only watched like 40 videos..460 left brb in like 2 weeks

[bobdadog27]

is how you act a way to keep yourself from insanity from what you'd call your job?

..or have you already leaped beyond that border between the sane and not

maybe report on how Docs actually diagnose insanity

i exercise in my underwear but i'm not crazy

[chaosfaerie1]

I love tater tots!

[hot1cold0]

you're lawyer I know I'm the boss of you're firm.

[asbirdsdo]

You made boring work day sound like fun. Good job.

[400justice]

You work in Alf's Rape Dungeon?

[iamdisturbable]

there is no way he can't be related to Jim Carrey.

[CROBlackDEvil]

Why are you using so many condoms in your videos?

LOL

[betterthanyouatthega]

soo u look at prastatutes all day? i bet u related to the icecream man

[LatinBarbie009]

your voice sounds like Zoolander in this video, ahaha.

either way. you're sexy. :)

[bonkersben13]

so your like pressing ctrl+f ???

[snoookie456]

@bonkersben13 sometimes... he clicks... O_O

[5sandwiches]

Your hot o.O

[WAR10CK7000]

one man five syllables der rick zoo lan der

[SarraOs]

ahahaha

[27Oldboy27]

all of your videos are funny. like seriously. you are extremly funny.

[Thefallenraptor]

he's kinda aiming onto becoming the new Jim Carrey right :)

[Rebelpunk44]

Lmfao. Derek Zoolander.

[SARAH12324]

why does the backround keep on changing?

[KausheelKumar]

he shoots the video at different times of the day

[devilish5682]

1:24-1:57

Zoolander FOR THE WIN!1!%

X )

[uglydogg43]

why duz dis guy remind me of teh Jim Careyasaurs?

[megen1996]

LOL! as soon as you press play press pause =+)

[megen1996]

would you belive i watched this eating a cold pancake with ginger ale and would you belive that i need to clean the computer screen for its covered in pancake?

[iiwuvmypuppy]

"aaaaaannnnnnddd ill see you taaaaaaaaaaasttyyy lil tater tots tomorrow.." omg rofl!!

[comisrevenge]

lol you've been reminding me of another guy who does vids for hell of it, fredryk phox, and you remind me of jim carrey..but in this video the part about the nudist and internets..you reminded me of ben stiller lmao XD

[crocidilemanxy]

haha thsi bit was well funny 0:13

[SickAudi]

lol hes kinda like ben stiller

[2xrockstarrx5]

wow... no wonder why you make such funny videos... you have such a boring day at work!!

[carolit0]

lol

[chiyerano]

Sounds like the work of a legal assistant or clerk.

[gooldude3]

HAHA!! zoolander...

[summersyesterday]

you sound like that character Ace Ventura

BUT BETTER!

You should make a video about the people that take TV soo seriously =o

;)

[kjetil888]

i agree :D

i think he look alike in some vids too! O.o

hes awezome and sould be on the awesome list xD

[Skullzonian]

"Put some clothes on. Wrap a blanket around that one. God didnt mean for her to be naked."

[rauggo]

lol

[Akyriakos]

HAHAHAH tasty little tator totts

[SevenThousandStars]

zoolander all the way!

[Phreedahm]

In the intro you looked like one of those old school club kids that took a lot of ecstacy. Go to raves much? Do you enjoy you're dungeon sometimes? Or do you actually detest it? Anyways, sounds like a very fun job. Woohoo! Well, that would be like the job I want slack off and look busy just to keep it. That must really not be very interesting at all. How did you get your job? Did it require a Degree?

[TamponShank]

i still dont get what you do.

[loverly1993]

......wow

Interesting....

I like these reports they are truly entertaining..

GOOD JOB!

[mona890]

why are you depressed!!!!?!?!?

or just eerily calm...?

[OBxSMITHxOB]

lol, u remind me of jim carry

[Se1]

Hahahaha, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of Zoolander when I saw this XD.

[ORIF9]

Love how you're rocking your new tan! It's great that you always make it happen!...you're so Fetch! ^_^

[civil238]

zZOOOLANDER

lmao

[LorenzoGonzo]

Dude, you're fuckin hilarious... You sound like Ben Stiller. is that his name? Fuckin dude who played Zoolander... haha, you're crazy guy, be well bro! :D

[MeepKiki]

During you decribing the nudists - you wayyyy reminded me of Ben Stiller. - Love ya Danny!! I hope you find that to be a compliment lol because it is.

[FallenWings1]

yeah he using Jim carrey as a model.The expressions on his face and his talking.

Though it doesn't matter this guy is freaking funny! lol!

might say better than mister jim

<<;

[ambernicole52]

lol...yeah he reminds me of Jim Carrey too.

[OBxSMITHxOB]

lol same here

[BurntGrape]

hahahaha! omg. somebody call the rofl copter!

[Z4RBON]

the internetz!

[rooferxo]

good job!

but it seemed like u were whispering the whole time tho :(

not cool

[xfactor6006]

he reminds me of jim carrey

[199042]

stop playing with ur niple and tell us what u do for a living.

great hair to.

[EraMammaKullare]

sound boring

[tadshackles]

You are starting to look a little like Woody from ManInTheBoxShow... Still enjoyed this and I do the same shit. Look busy so they think you are a "real go-getter" it's not what you know. It's what the boss thinks you know!

[Morkat1991]

Hahaha, that is why he invented the internets <3

[mazzekazze]

awesome

[arose4lee]

i wonder what you are like in life away from youtube..

[zanetrusdal1]

i'd like to see that

[shutmeup16]

haha you sounded like Derek from zoolander when you were impersonating god.

it was great

[elorawhoo]

The other day, I watched Ace Ventura When Natue Calls and I thought of you.

But not in a creepy way.

[americanhero6]

DUDE.

[jasonlajoie]

I went to a nudist colony in Florida looking for a cheap place to live in my school bus. You're very right about nudist being the type of people that nobody wants to see naked. It was awkward for sure sitting in a round table meeting with a bunch of old naked people. The old lady with the band-aid on one of her very saggy breasts kept asking my girlfriend and I; "...but are you N-U-D-I-S-T-S?" We fled their park after our round table interrogation. I've sworn off nudist parks, communities, ect.

[k8xanthus]

I am pretty sure he idolizes Ace Ventura

[americanhero6]

YES.

[AntiCliche]

I had a good time during boring work day. Dunno bout you.

...Break the law and post osme of those crazyyyyy naked pictures.

[Marukokun]

are you wearing a winterjacket...?

[xJasenx]

do a Beard report!!!

[flowerchild1994]

Haha! I love the voice he uses at 1 25.

[TacticalToast619]

do a report about beards.

[missnumber1]

lmao that was funny xD

[CoDee2U]

hey, isn't that what Cher did in CLUELESS??

[Ashmann]

...

[SixthEllia]

tasty little tater tots!! =) mmmmm...

[Kore22]

o_o ...and Jim Carrey

[Kore22]

lol He talks like Ben Stiller on Zoolander in a couple clips.

[nostrildoll]

Kip a la Futurama?

[nieves4]

you look really tan!

[Deehaen777]

Boring work day :(

[drumguy2007]

hahaha dude were you doing a zoolander impression?

[DeniseVlogs]

Hahaha I really like this one...

[unexcussed]

rofl dude u r the funniest guy like ever

[rocketman234]

Yay tater tots.

[LexiHearts]

at first i thought you said "daddy" and i thought... he's calling himself daddy? kinky

[gunnyjack23]

1:20-1:39 LMAO

Best part of the video...

Why are you whispering though?

[ninjadudes]

am i the only one who noticed he was whispering through the whole thing lol

good vid danny cant wait for the next

[Shidomon]

So danny's kind of jobs are like......OBJECTION!, HOLD IT and TAKE THAT things.....(Phoenix Writh things)

[PleasantAnimal]

Glad you're back on YouTube, dude.

[ImaMacFan]

well danny, it sounds like this is a better job for you than your last job where you tossed eggs around the chicken coop like a gilligan. hehe

[cobain93]

you resembled ben stiller in zoolander in this vid... i couldn't help but think i was looking at zoolander this whole vid..

[PopcornParadise]

I just figured out who you resemble: Steve Odekerk asembled with Jim Carrey and the voice of Steve Zahn.

[Jade7272]

lol :P good one :P

[yohablaspanish]

tasty little tater tots again? It still works, but we need some more letters to be used... how about "z"? zealous little Zeppelins perhaps? That actually was pretty bad... Great video though. Hope your boss doesn't google you and find this...

[gilligan07734]

that sounds like a reason to file for sexual harassment.

"and danny, tell me what he did to you then?"

(danny sobbing)"the-the-then he 'sniff' he googled me"

"no further questions your honor"

[VioletisSane]

i so knew you were going to say tator tots

[PianoShammo]

brilliant. you have refound what makes you great. keep up these kind of awesome videos

[Souless666]

what if ur boss watches this?!?!!

[VitaminE123]

you rule. congrats on the job, make lots of money :D

[Jagamp]

I cant help having a big grin on my face from ear to ear every time I watch and listen to you, your always so funny LOL :)

[evilbunny007]

you sound like zoolander in this one lol

you're funny!

[zetsche8787]

you sound strangley like derrick zoolander during the nudist part haha

[psychophantom]

w00t I'm a food!

[sesshysheart4108]

Haha. nice.

[waterdemon83]

I havent seen a video of yours that I didn't laugh. Genius xD

[Smollie1]

you seem different today, but not lacking any of the awesome you had on previous days.

[gradualreport]

i did this one before work at about 6 am

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

today we're tadertots. cool!

[BigBortherTv]

i actually do that at my job

[mick0259]

Come on dude , fewer vids , put more work in them = Epic Danny .

[gradualreport]

ok will do... just not here

[wejnik]

Yo, Danny.

Can't help but wonder if you suck balls after your return or if it's just me [not finding you that funny anymore].

How about learning some new tricks?

[philipnewmannz]

Your a meany

[wejnik]

Might look that way; won't argue about that.

Still I stand by my opinion.

[gradualreport]

we all have slow points I will try harder

[wejnik]

Thank you. :)

Fingers crossed.

[theRJshow]

you look like george lopez in the picture for the video.... .... .... =)

[TheTwistedPictures]

you sounded like Zoolander for a minute there haha

[jwalshson09]

i think i saw a lil bald spot haha

:22

=P

[thedrunkleeeeeeeeeee]

Penis :D

[TheDailyMonk]

you should have listened to mommy and finished to law school! >:(

[gradualreport]

i did finish

[TheDailyMonk]

so...you're a law....intern?

[Snapplemonkey]

Congrats on your new job Danny! Keep up the good work! (The videos, not your job xD)

[talkindatDRAMA]

i loved this one!

mmmm tasty tater tots

[armygreen314]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is the MOST RANDOM job description I've ever heard.

Danny, will you mate with me?

[gradualreport]

i don't see why not

[armygreen314]

Well, you see, my species kills, then burns, then EATS their mate before actually doing the "nasty", as they say. That might be a good reason not to...

[ganorth937]

condom finger danny

[sleekANDsassy01]

ha you sounds like zoolander around 1:50 hahahah

[kryptoid80]

Was someone sleeping near by? you were really really really quiet on this one. Or perhaps looking at 5000 photos of unattractive people 1500 of which naked ones shorted part of your brain. I know it would in mine.

[wishingyouwerescene]

i love how he says fantastic like..fintastic =D

[patiencepoet]

You're really funny.

[GeneralAmeli0]

hahaha

[muxusbxt]

Great.. news on the job...i think??

[AcidicDelusion]

At least im not the only one with a shite job.

[Subfavscream]

Youre brilliantly entertaining and funny

[xpo147]

I wish I can look as busy as you, Danny. When people look at me I naturally give that look where I'm-trying-to-look-busy-but-i'­m-not. Grats on the job!

[rosehipsforu]

Im not fond of being a tastey tater-tot. I was hoping to be a tulip again..or perhaps something else just as nice.

[jack2452]

u believe in god

[blackcat2enterprises]

yeah but you can turn 'boring work day' stuff into something highly entertaining. It must be fun to work with you because I get the feeling you can't contain 'yourself' for very long. LOL.

- Heidi

[skinsman1]

that would really suck if your boss watched your videos and heard what you said about looking busy

[viper139]

What if they see this video? your screwed

[FrauKork]

ur hair really looks great ;D

[purepassion02]

erm okay.....

but i'm still wondering why you do these shity jobs and not something along the lines of LAW..

but anyways... good luck with the new job!!

[Modo3000]

isn't that the point in all jobs, make it look like your working?

[shadling21]

ahaha! great vid

what the eff would the number of naked pictures have to do with a divorce?

[Aprildew]

I love how when you speak as God..the room gets brighter lol

[WTFJD]

haha sounded like zoolander for a minute there :D

[Thurstinator]

Why were you talking so quietly in the begining of the video?

[k0j03]

probably cause it was the middle of the night. this video came out earlier then the other vidsm, so im assuming he made this in the morning

[hemmsilius]

DUDE! you are AWSOME! and you didnt even say fuck in this vid ^_^ (dont know wy i said that...)

[hopeitsgewd]

4,000 pictures? seriously, who does that

[ProFunTampa]

haha yes thank god for the internet

[XxXTaylorLaineXxX]

I haven't decided if I subscribe to you because you're amazingly funny...or because you have a shark in your banner. I'm leaning towards the second. This one was pretty amazing.

[RuneWalsh2000]

Danny, you look tired!

[howboutdat1227]

rofl i love the shit u have to do to look busy nice vid

[reiko911]

So you are either an assistant to a lawyer or a research lawyer?

[bohosolo]

well that was very interesting/informative/silly/­kinky/fun.

i think you should tell us where you work, tho.

not only would we call you nonstop,

but i'm sure there are some crazy muthafkcers what watch your show,

and they would start suing people just to give you work to do.

so think about that..

[kickwear]

Yeah... most nudists I've seen are huge, fat, chunky lards of a human being. So I agree with you on the nudists thing. Where are all the sexy nudists at?

[JawSeven]

or unusually and disgustingly skinny...

[hynesa02]

i would

[gammafighter]

but arent all tater tots tasty? you're being redundant.

[TomSka]

People are home, aren't they?

You're so quiet and shy.

[KaiToTheN]

so you're what? assistant to some lawyer? cooool... -.-

[nufsikcarc]

similar to zach braff today

[rickybobby84264]

I love faking that I'm busy at work... so people don't ask me to do things... so I could spend more time watching videos like this! haha

[BMXriedl]

nice job! i wish i could search for phone numbers ô_Ó