Adopt-a-Graduate

[Tamescaper]

Cutest ow ever. Also the first college student was cute.

[shoopdawoop32]

Graduated from Quendleton state

[houstondodgeball]

I called the number and a fat woman with a heavy voice over the phone started flirting with me and telling me what she was wearing under her moo moo.

Did I call the wrong number? 1-900-555-4982

:P

[animatedgirl9]

soooooooooo . . . . what happens if i call the number?

[jorgegira]

DO NOT CALL THE NUMBER

[WWIIAMAN]

thumbs up if you called the number

[fuzzybuzzy47]

ow

[benzbubblecat]

that was a prius, not a sonata.

[Daaru23]

Or you can go to Graduate School and prolong the separation

[Sempumaru]

I want to be a writer and my parent support me.... sort of.

[MetuLiberOfficial]

@Sempumaru stop wanting to be a writer and start being one, seriously

[edixied]

is that sigmund freud?

[Coecoo]

This is actually real for people that "study" music.

[Dailybabble]

@Coecoo Oh yea?! Dude this is real for people who study pathetic majors in college.

[Coecoo]

@Dailybabble As I said, music study.

[TheRedfire555]

Only 15,000 pennies a day. :D

[SirAwesomeSauce69]

it's funny because i'm actually eating dry ramen

[wingman552]

Lol, so cliche

[wtfproductionz100]

Was this the Minecraft music?

[am00c]

@SuperBugen ...it was a joke, calm down

[Mycemice]

Turn on cc audio 0:45 and laugh

[Polusviridisastrum]

@Mycemice lol "Phuckit"

[eatskolnikov]

if only....

[LadyAllegra55]

Can I sign up if I'm a high school drop out?

[B24ninja]

Holly crap were do I sighn up

[civilizationsss]

$54,750 a year. That sounds good, where do i sign up.

[chinook208]

I need this.

[soundslave]

There should be a give-graduates-jobs-fund. Because there's none out there.

[hunnybunny4561]

please send xbox

[WhoWantsToKnow81]

I would "adopt" the chick

[VerifyVolatile]

lmao, "please send xbox"

[jackdostal]

I just assumed this was going to be "adopt a graduate student." Would have been more realistic.

[RenaissanceTuber]

Oh god. I feel like I just watched an add for the future... That I'm on lol

[karzyarmycat]

Lol

[BahamutZEROteraFlare]

Ow.

[KimikoTheWolfgirl]

i drink soymilk :3

[colinsoulsilver]

I wish I could sent a letter in crayon and get an Xbox

[ayoshutduff]

@colinsoulsilver you dnt know if he got it :x

[slaQ83]

@colinsoulsilver I'm sure if you try really hard, you can accomplish the first part for sure! :D

[Spiderpope]

@colinsoulsilver I find it works better if you send a severed human ear with the letter in crayon. Thats how i got my 360.

[dragonman7629]

15,000 pennies is equal to 150$, hey its cheaper then a lot of other stuff

[jorganbon]

15000 pennies a day is more than I make.

[fengatormx6]

Ghaaaaad I know the feeling....

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

lol please send Xbox

[jeckel7234]

Hyundai Sonata = Toyota Prius

[CrazyMalone]

@jeckel7234 I vote that was a prius

[stitch99]

I saw the way he was holding the kid and I said to myself, "He's going to drop her, isn't he?" Then he did it and it was even funnier than I imagined.

[Winner2611]

@stitch99 now that was HILARIOUS

[Lichelf]

Please Send Xbox

[MultiNational3Fish]

The old man is kind of hot.

[Rhoodah]

@MultiNational3Fish I think that's William Otterson in case you were wondering.

[veermujdahn]

I've always wondered...what is the old man's name? He's in quite a number of CH videos.

[Rhoodah]

@veermujdahn I think it's William Otterson. I googled it, and i'm pretty sure that's him.

[libertyvill1]

unibrow



[lukeiamyourfaja]

this is so true

[animal4222]

Lol at 0:14

[HerroxTheHumble]

You probably thought you would stop watching collegehumor videos after this one. Nope, Chuck Testa.

[PaulkyArcher]

I don't care chuck . . .

[NeonTMCT]

Fuck you don't insult soymilk

[ThEMolDYtacoZ]

THAT CAR WASNT A SONTATA.... it was a fucking prius, i should know, we have a sonata

[jonykakuyo]

thats going to be me in a few years

[Metepunk]

:( oo myyy... I want one!!! :D haha

[TheDoctorGermany]

Please send xbox lol

[explainyouandme]

is that the music from minecraft

[Whimbi]

Maybe they should have taught him how to...ya know...write before spending all that money on a fancy grad program...

[DestroyerofWorlds10]

0:40 CON AIR FTW

[mrMITCHINATOR1]

"For only 15000 pennies a day..."

[failblorg]

@mrMITCHINATOR1 i did the math...  that's $4500 a month!!! :O

[destructoidreaper3]

@failblorg instead of doing maybe you should start learning :P i'm only joking

[Elementer117]

Can someone please call the number and sponsor me? I'm graduating soon.

[HolyCow3000]

the first one was HOT

[krunkaintdead69]

"a 2 year lease on a hyundai sonata"

Shows a Toyota Prius....

[olliedabomb999]

Isn't that a Prius?

[matthew31al]

1:12 that was not a Hyundai it was a Prius

[40000iraq]

Didn't understand the ending.

[destructoidreaper3]

i burst a gut when i saw please send xbox

[MakeupQueen101001]

when that guy dropped the child i was like O _ O "oh my goodness"

XDDD "OH MY GOODNESS!!"

[TransformersWWE]

lol

[schlecht13]

i wish this was real

[Megashehri]

@schlecht13 LOOOOOOL

[MrScottJJohnson]

So I'm less likely to succeed with a college degree than high school?

[FunnyGuy5051]

@MrScottJJohnson when you think about it yes, because when you finish college you will be paying a big amount of cash to the college

[Robbybob1]

@FunnyGuy5051 and the bank ...if not the collage half a million ant cheep

[Phillipmorrisonc]

Was that John Malchovitz at 0:40? lol

[mcp893]

I wish that was real I could totally use that atm

[LAsWeirdest]

Oh god oh god, this fucking scared me...

Lolz

[ancilodon]

This actually made me horny. "Adopting" hot college grads... Thumbs both up and down if you agree.

[Robbybob1]

@ancilodon you no it mostly guys right?

[cazz1600]

haha he just drops the asian kid at the beginning....

[mrkiller963]

Oh soy milk come on

[dman7714]

LOL Liberal Arts College

[asana1973]

Well done

[guitarhamster102]

lol This will be me in 2 more years =D

[Elio3o]

haha, "Please send xbox" LOL.

[Roronoa2zoro]

1:27 Happiest door in existance

[SuspenseSmith]

Most Depressing YouTube video ever

[redand12Minecrafter]

Aww! Soy mill? C'mon!

[SDNDxShotgunZ]

owww.....

[litojonny]

1:04 i love how he sits on the dude's lap

LMFAO

[KAKKAK0]

that poor child....so depressing she cant even say "ou" with enthusiasm

[computernerd01num2]

@KAKKAK0 spelt ow* lol

[F1nlandium]

that was toyota prius, not hyundai sonata.

[Arsen989]

@F1nlandium Thank you

[pb19111]

PLEASE SEND XBOX!

[deusprogrammer]

Computer Scientists call the College of Business the Idiot Box. Don't even get me started on Art Majors. I hope making "deep, intellectual" finger paintings will pay the bills.

[starxing618]

@deusprogrammer economics and accounting are art majors.. these two definitely pay the bills

[deusprogrammer]

@starxing618 You sir, make a valid point.

[yinge101]

i want that asian takeout...

[stomach rumbles]

[omgiownzizzleu]

Haha these spoiled pricks don't deserve a single penny for their terrible life decisions, much less 15000.

[MasterRahv]

@omgiownzizzleu Lol, ok undergrad.

[mmoneyprint]

these college ad spoofs just make me more depressed that im in college haha

[aa3gunner]

@mmoneyprint I know, right??

[lupita645]

Thank God McDonald's has free Wi-Fi so we poor unemployed college grads have somewhere to go to waste time watching collgehumor videos.

[mrsoctagoneapus]

On the original ad at the end there was a little girl and it zoomed-in and my brother said 'it's a slavery, don't do it'

Perfect timing!!!!!

LMFAO xD xD xD

[GeeksGaming]

I know it was A joke but please make this real i don't want to finish college or something and be homeless

[CBD670]

"... ow"

[JoshWisoff]

that hyundai sonata was a prius. the car costs 5 grand more that i'm not giving him...

[DynomiteJinkins]

I almost pissed myself when he dropped that little girl and she said "ow".

[totallyINFAMOUS]

I thought it said adopt-a-grenade

[chandlerboykin]

It's true, free high-speed internet is a necessity...

[MRGTADUDE]

the hyundai sonata is a fucking prius

[journeyman2mage]

this sounds like an advertisement for gay Sugar Daddies!

[Unknownboi88]

@journeyman2mage yeh in one his in bed with a naked one the other the graduate is sitting on his lap... I wonder is a such thing as a Suger Brother??? Or would that just be a rich BF?

[PatJubjub]

Please send xbox. Lol cracked me up.

[MissCookiemonster190]

15,000 pennies is $150 dollars a day.

[Haloguru999]

@MissCookiemonster190 yes thank you...

[ihatehitlerdotcom]

@MissCookiemonster190 why do u need to write that??? do u not see the top comment!?!??!

[SkateboardP63]

For some reasons this scene 1:50 feels a little wrong... A bit like they just finished having sex...

[Tommy0145]

This is just too real.... lol

[Kurama034]

I think he cooked the ramon wrong...

[Doryphoroi]

@Kurama034 He also spelled it wrong... wait.

[AbczyxProductions]

1:10 Thats a Toyota Prius lol not a Hyundia Sonata

[iLiKeCeRe]

lol 15,000 pennies A DAY=$150 A DAY!

SCREW THAT BRO!

[parotgoessquak]

1:05 PEDO

[sweet58441]

@parotgoessquak hes a college graduate, you mean GAY

[FrodoMedellin96]

did anyone else notice that the "Hundai Sonata" leace youd be paying for goes to a prius? yeah. that white car? the one at 1:11? thats a prius..

[ciranno]

"aw..."

[knight1458]

wait thats only 150 dollars! id pay

[TheLanni96]

Cant wait for uni

[Tehsniper909]

anyone notice that 1:40 is gone?

[mathstudies]

that was a prius...

[Kyosho101]

LOL. I called the number. It's a number giving you another number to find an "exciting relationship".

[BlackwaterUSA93]

"If you have the word "arts" in your degree, you won't have any problem finding a job... as long as there are cars and dishes to wash." -Scott Adams

[EpicCatastrophe99]

Yeah guys, soymilk, really?

[potatoelover95]

cant wait til college

[ItzJustJohn360]

Lol 15,000 pennies is $150 a day, WTF LOL

[Youngblood1701]

I SHALL HELP THOSE POOR GRADUATES IN ANY WAY I CAN!

[animedude2345]

LOOK AT THAT GUY'S UNIBROW @ 1:30

[Dailybabble]

I wanna adopt that poor college graduate girl. 0:43 that girl must be alone, cold, and hungry because that dude stole her food. Bastard!

[NOOBSipone]

peeeeeeedofile

[TheAaron404]

SMASH CLANK ...ow...

[chimcharstar]

Lol @ "please 5end xbox

[tmsods]

soy milk tastes like bean soup...

[Izzilla09]

The car is clearly a prius.....

[sirbestnameever]

please send xbox

[pakigamer1]

Best part is when he drops the little Asian girl

[Enigma7861]

15,000 pennies a day = $150

[Saphira4598]

@Enigma7861 No shit, we couldn't have figured that out ourselves?

[Enigma7861]

@Saphira4598 You'd be surprised how many people don't know that.

[Saphira4598]

@Enigma7861 I have just lost all faith in humanity.

[Enigma7861]

@Saphira4598 Dude I lost faith 8 years ago.

[Rottagar]

@Enigma7861 Wait, who actually posted that they couldn't divide by 100? or solve simple word problems?

[Enigma7861]

@Rottagar No one just though I'd make it easier for those people who can't do math, and yes people like that do exist.  Sad, I know.

[Xitrax]

When he dropped the Asian girl I laughed harder than the rest of the video.

[Renea1991]

For 15,000 pennies a day. 

[abci23billionmillion]

That old guy looks like the dad from Fallout 3.

[ayumicorrine]

My 9 year old cousin know how to make cup o noodles and you don't.