Isla Fisher (who's gorgeous as hell and one of my fave female comedic actress out there) should have gotten Golden Globe for this, she cracked me up hard every scene she was in.
In response to all the ppl talking about their psycho exes... trust me this shit happens to girls too. My ex still stalks me at my job. Its been 3 years. We dated in high school and I am now 21. Its really sad. I have tried every approach to let him know it's done and somehow he is still convinced.
I just dealt with some shit like that, told her no mas, it's over then all the tears and bullshit, she left....2days later she was back on my doorstep like nothing happened. I knew I was in trouble. It took 10 months b4 she finally burned out and found someone else to latch onto. gd people, trust me you dont want to go down that road
@Sneezedoodle yeah man i know exactly what u mean. this girl that i hooked up w/ one time saw me at the mall, i came across my sister and her friends so i stopped and chatted w/ them for a second, she walked over and started a fight w/ them bcuz she thought it was another girl trying to get my number. i was like 'r u fucking kidding me?' haha we werent even dating then, i even had to change my number cuz she wouldnt stop blowin my cell up. unreal, i never wanna deal w/ a stage 5 again
@Sneezedoodle Uh, no shit. The people who want a girl like that have obviously never had a girl like that. You basically just said: "I feel like the people saying they want a Lamborghini has never actually never had a Lamborghini."
well i thought about how good it would be to have a crazy girl like that, but damn, this one takes it over the top, she gets too angry when he denies sex. I'm having second thoughts about clingers.
Scary. This kind of woman is very dangerous. She wants to possess you, control you, feed upon your vital energy, and leave you a drained, empty shell. Sure, you desperate horn-dogs think that would be great, but you had better pray that it never happens. Better to pound the flounder every night than be the plaything of a psycho bitch like this . . .
I don't care how pretty she is...stalkers are not attractive...most dudes saying they wouldn't mind a stage 5 clinger like this don't get many chicks or hot chicks at all.
This is the fine line between a Stage-5 Clinger and a Bunny Boiler! ROTFLMAO at 1:16! If I ever did that to my hubby, he'd probably beat me with a toaster! HA HA HA HA HA HA! What a crazy bitch!
That lady is an air-head childish crazy bitch, but all of those make her pure, an element that pretty hard to find nowadays ( pure and stupid are not the same thing, so don't be mistaken between them or we are fucked ).
dude I know. I don't know how (i know its a movie....) he wouldn't like her. Christ look at her, shes drop dead hot and wants to fuck all the time. Thats every man's dream girl!!! Vince must be gay...
So you're not like counting the fact that she's... how can I put this delicately... fucking apeshit?
That's what makes her funny.
Seriously, if you were in a simliar situation, you could probably find at least a few thousand hotter girls in the tri state area, and at least a third of those wouldn't be out of their face
@malicios This may shock you, but there are men in this world, who value love and relationships, more then sex, I don't like how people are so quick to say someone's gay, just because they don't want a fuck buddy, sex isn't everything
@malicios You wouldn't call me that if you knew me.. xD it just really bothers me, cuz I've had people talk to me or my friends like that, and everytime I see it I just get mad
guycodedotcom was Quick with: [huh? well, Asians are the most populace race on the planet, and based on odds alone, they have the most prostitutes among them. make sense mate? haha} I'm talking ab. Uk DOGs/sluts doing it 4FREE, in the street 2show men "fall in love" with "SEXi"? them? Prostitutes do it 4 money, as employment. In EastEurope, 1particular country from which the: Turks, Romans, Russians,Nazis, etc stole from,
I am on PONT Street as I type this in London. Believe me, I am looking for these whores you speak of. I even went to the Piccadilly line to find them. Nothing. I have not seen anything resembling that. I however did see the play Madame DeSade and it mentioned debauchery but no signs of aimless whores. Eastern Europe has a lot of Ottoman turk genes. That explains a lot. pieces of people no one side wants. Let me know where these harlots are specifically.
the young American lady "does" it in a (sumwhat) discreet/private way but in the UK, white brit-born sluts (even OLDer 1s) do it in the street in front of every1, All Perversities (Oral+ANAL, etc) thinking that's how they show they R SEXy/in-demand. I never see UK Black or Asian ladies like desperate tired/used-up DOGs, fallen on their 4s. It's only the white1s, Mainly BLONDEs. UKrocker Paul Weller's white UK girlfriend was shown in the UK newspapers, like a cow doing it in EastEurope, Prague!
@KGBfbiSECUpolitia Dude "Brits" Aren't like that, I should know I'm fucking british maybe a fucking slag from essex would do shit like that but not in the rest stop being a fucking retard
minglemonkey, have U heard of BRITs: Fred & (English)ROSEmary WEST, WendyLewis, Mrs.Bercow,PrincessMargaret, the lateDIANA +PrivateSchool TOILETs & blueBLOODed English Women=WCs,evenDirtier than thePOOR1s (englishRich=DIRTIER+DUMBer than the englishPoor; in ShitROMANia,etc theRich@least R SMARTer than the poor+SpeakLanguages!).USA might be full of WCs=SLAGs but@least they pay 4own STDs/STIs DRUGs as AIDS,etc treatmentsR notFREE like inUK where Free+DIRTySEX is OFTENoffered by preTEENS4FREE!
Hahaha, since this movie all my guy friends use the code *Stage 5 Clinger* and it kills me when the girls don't understand.... i just tell them to watch Wedding Crashers
isla fisher is sooo sexy dawg
matzoball101 1 month ago
Isla Fisher (who's gorgeous as hell and one of my fave female comedic actress out there) should have gotten Golden Globe for this, she cracked me up hard every scene she was in.
mv1334 2 months ago
isla fisher is so gorgeous.
allisgreatownz 2 months ago
It more seems like you pussies cant handle a girl like this. Give me a girl like this once more! Or 2 of them....a dozen! Yeah!
dirkschuitsma 3 months ago
@dirkschuitsma Nice overcompensating, bro.
Sneezedoodle 2 months ago
I would so bang isla fisher!
jkleopfer 3 months ago
I want a girl like....oh n/m read top comment and got owned....well....SO!
operations1000 3 months ago
In response to all the ppl talking about their psycho exes... trust me this shit happens to girls too. My ex still stalks me at my job. Its been 3 years. We dated in high school and I am now 21. Its really sad. I have tried every approach to let him know it's done and somehow he is still convinced.
Liev4life38 3 months ago
fine bitch obsessed with my penis and complies with my commands as long as I feed it to her? i'm down.
chriscolon3 3 months ago
go to 00:00 for side boob
crazyfeh12 3 months ago
hahaha reminds me of my bestfriend when she likes a guy.... and trust me.. she will find you
ChrystinaAnswers 4 months ago
This actress was unbelievable. It's easy to play crazy, but it's hard to play hysterically believably crazy
Kruezoraxe 4 months ago
cus ill find u lmao
romka4567 4 months ago
ROFL as if any guy would turn this down.....
ohyeahbustedyeah 4 months ago
I had a girl like dat ing hate dat shit lol
shadow12344696 4 months ago
I just dealt with some shit like that, told her no mas, it's over then all the tears and bullshit, she left....2days later she was back on my doorstep like nothing happened. I knew I was in trouble. It took 10 months b4 she finally burned out and found someone else to latch onto. gd people, trust me you dont want to go down that road
metropool 4 months ago
that crazy laugh at the end.....wow.
DerDuke 4 months ago
all those saying you'd deal with it? you wouldn't. she fucking rapes him... -.-
cheez4me333 4 months ago
I watch this everytime i am sad, cus it makes me smile
waxyweller 4 months ago
Isla Fisher is damn hot!!
sislafian 5 months ago
@Sneezedoodle lol so true
PeterGriffen2100 5 months ago
jewish girl from jersey shore
jonamuk7 5 months ago
@jonamuk7 NOT, she is only Jewish because she converted when she married Sasha Baren Cohen (Borat), She is Australian I believe--
lazlo717 5 months ago
@jonamuk7 she wishes
acf7957 4 months ago
"He's hiding.. he's in timeout".. hahahahah
jonw82 5 months ago
@jonw82 "He's tired, he's in time out"
SexabIe 4 months ago
Hahahahahaha!!! That woman is into the man.
ROTFT2 5 months ago
He got it coming for taking the girls as dipshit
fifynana 5 months ago
funniest scene i swear
hathorrox 5 months ago
i want to fuck her petite body
parkerboggs89 6 months ago
It makes me sad to think that Borat can get this whenever he wants but I can't....
DanSchin24 6 months ago
I feel like the people saying they'd want a girl like this have never actually dealt with a girl like this.
Sneezedoodle 6 months ago 36
@Sneezedoodle yeah man i know exactly what u mean. this girl that i hooked up w/ one time saw me at the mall, i came across my sister and her friends so i stopped and chatted w/ them for a second, she walked over and started a fight w/ them bcuz she thought it was another girl trying to get my number. i was like 'r u fucking kidding me?' haha we werent even dating then, i even had to change my number cuz she wouldnt stop blowin my cell up. unreal, i never wanna deal w/ a stage 5 again
c70734 3 months ago
@Sneezedoodle man i feel ya ... i know exactly a girl like that ... OW MAN I REGRET IT ... fucking alcool
Kayer3 2 months ago
@Sneezedoodle Uh, no shit. The people who want a girl like that have obviously never had a girl like that. You basically just said: "I feel like the people saying they want a Lamborghini has never actually never had a Lamborghini."
NO SHIT
Abxtraxion 1 month ago
I find youuu...
Oh shit!
thicky7ern 6 months ago
well i thought about how good it would be to have a crazy girl like that, but damn, this one takes it over the top, she gets too angry when he denies sex. I'm having second thoughts about clingers.
kalinga01 6 months ago
Where's my little friend!
PizzaIP 7 months ago 3
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libbylibbylibby3 8 months ago
Where can I find a crazy girl like that.
UmbrellasSpy 8 months ago 5
@UmbrellasSpy yeah me too but I may get too aroused and explode in my pants
askinner621 7 months ago
@UmbrellasSpy pof.com lol
angelus2505 6 months ago
I'd do anything for a girl like that. Maybe it's because I'm extremely clingy myself :P
EliteSlayer542 8 months ago
Idiot
daniellarkin231 8 months ago
it would be really awkward if he got hard during this.
brokeinwindows 9 months ago
I WOULD LET HER FIND ME
venom258 9 months ago
im guessing hey dont get home n away in the states! If they did isle fisher would still be doing panto at bournmouth evry year as her highlite
ronyeats 9 months ago
The wide eyed laugh at 1:57 is both frightening and hilarious
oscarxp25 10 months ago
1:14 never gets old
89CoutureBarbie89 10 months ago 2
lmao!
LoveIsJustALyric 10 months ago
My fave scene of the whole film <3
Neterani 11 months ago
I want her to stalk me.
ducatijackal 11 months ago
Scary. This kind of woman is very dangerous. She wants to possess you, control you, feed upon your vital energy, and leave you a drained, empty shell. Sure, you desperate horn-dogs think that would be great, but you had better pray that it never happens. Better to pound the flounder every night than be the plaything of a psycho bitch like this . . .
luv2bud 11 months ago 17
@luv2bud lol amen to that!
Jackw00pw00p2 2 months ago
wheres my little friend!
WillyWarrior19 11 months ago
I don't care how pretty she is...stalkers are not attractive...most dudes saying they wouldn't mind a stage 5 clinger like this don't get many chicks or hot chicks at all.
catonic 11 months ago
omg she is so HOOOOOT i want to fuck here..
crippa1983 1 year ago
Gloria can be my stage 5 clinger any day!
Surfer041 1 year ago
@Surfer041 Yeah, I'm sure it would be awesome to have such a lunatic clinging to you.
Except no, it wouldn't. She's crazy, obviously, and she is alright being violent with him, so that isn't good.
She'd probably stab out his eyes so he couldn't look at any other girls.
chewbacca1010 1 year ago
women wanna know what guys want...we want that, we want that all the TIME !!!
HuckeysWorld 1 year ago
Cause I'd FIND YOU! Psychotic laugh... lol
PyrozPlayground 1 year ago 2
i love this movie i onw it my fav part is cus i'll find you XD
trottersman 1 year ago
Stage 5 clincher I still use that line when talking with my buddies.
OrangeSwag 1 year ago
at 1:14 did she say fuck you??
1mnmfan 1 year ago
lol, I still would have hit it though...
TheLuciferianAvatar 1 year ago
i wish i had a stalker like that
xvegansxex 1 year ago
the expression on the butler is priceless as he closes the door
TheCyberToad 1 year ago
HE'S IN TIME OUT
gdsm93 1 year ago
it aint leaving a man behind if he want be he ass on
BIGBOI2300 1 year ago
1:52
cgiversen 1 year ago
@cgiversen Ever! HAHAHA
courtneyahawkins 1 year ago
"Where's my little friend?"
" He's tired, he's tired, he's in timeout"
hahahahahhahahaha!
WaitWhat2041 1 year ago 2
This is the fine line between a Stage-5 Clinger and a Bunny Boiler! ROTFLMAO at 1:16! If I ever did that to my hubby, he'd probably beat me with a toaster! HA HA HA HA HA HA! What a crazy bitch!
VikingLady219 1 year ago
"A little more discrete though, ok," LOL
DGPSL 1 year ago
hold it at 0:00, i seriously thought that was a boob and a nipple for a sec! haha
sometimesoonfan 1 year ago 9
The look on the Butler's face when he closes the door, lmfao
Z0hann 1 year ago
i would be just fine dealing with her as a clinger. she is so hot.
benny5789 1 year ago 17
That lady is an air-head childish crazy bitch, but all of those make her pure, an element that pretty hard to find nowadays ( pure and stupid are not the same thing, so don't be mistaken between them or we are fucked ).
aclock2 1 year ago
@aclock2 Pure my ass
RepublicAgent 1 year ago
@RepublicAgent you don't get it mentally.
aclock2 1 year ago
@aclock2
And you don't know what you're talking about.
RepublicAgent 1 year ago
@RepublicAgent Nah, it's you who don't know what I'm talking about.
aclock2 1 year ago
@aclock2
I do, that's why I disagreed with you.
RepublicAgent 1 year ago
@RepublicAgent No, you don't. That's why you disagreed with me.
aclock2 1 year ago
i find this scene actually really hot! aha :P
chrispy199 1 year ago
you guys don't understand, she's cute n all but I've had to deal with clingers all my life. It's not fun. You want to avoid this type at all cost!
It's like a mogwai, until u put water on her then she's a fuckin gremlin! psycho!
Shystichu 1 year ago
"cause i'll find you!!"
Memphis0010 2 years ago 6
Greatest Movie Ever in capitals
a fine example of Epicness
Jean120483 2 years ago
my favorite movie....really...vince is amazing in this film...one of the top 10 best movies ever made...
everydayidiealilmore 2 years ago
he is in time out lol
Changetheman9 2 years ago 2
Hehe! I'm a red-head and I say that to my husband sometimes just to creep him out...
Agneshka 2 years ago 5
This lady is so cute....especially at the end of this video, she acts so childish.....
God Damn Borat got this Gal......
smartdon007 2 years ago 4
1:59 lol look at her face
trojannajort 2 years ago
hahah i love how she was messing with him the whole time
ANDREWakaTHUNDER 2 years ago 6
lol
InZicate 2 years ago 3
XD LOL this is so funny!
SuperTrueBloodFan 2 years ago 4
wouldn't mind being found by her!
Sabotageonline 2 years ago 94
@Sabotageonline Until she pulls a knife on your ass and tries to kill you for talking to some hottie at the mall.
TheLuciferianAvatar 1 year ago
@Sabotageonline fuck that shes the scariest woman on the planet
justgiver91 4 months ago
sooo cute
24661959 2 years ago 4
hahahahaha she's funny xD
bloemyx 2 years ago 8
haha i love the ending :)
lillielime 2 years ago 2
hahaha i fuckin love this part
DSky2001 2 years ago 3
Definate fuckage!
ZombieMegaman 2 years ago 2
cuz i'd find u! HAHAHA I LOVE HER
movi3srock 2 years ago
my type of girl!
unknownkilla1 2 years ago 79
dude I know. I don't know how (i know its a movie....) he wouldn't like her. Christ look at her, shes drop dead hot and wants to fuck all the time. Thats every man's dream girl!!! Vince must be gay...
malicios 2 years ago 8
So you're not like counting the fact that she's... how can I put this delicately... fucking apeshit?
That's what makes her funny.
Seriously, if you were in a simliar situation, you could probably find at least a few thousand hotter girls in the tri state area, and at least a third of those wouldn't be out of their face
smrtpig 2 years ago
@malicios This may shock you, but there are men in this world, who value love and relationships, more then sex, I don't like how people are so quick to say someone's gay, just because they don't want a fuck buddy, sex isn't everything
bellaboo182 9 months ago
@bellaboo182 Wow PMS much. Chill out it was a joke, number two, it's youtube, nobody - gives - a - fuck.
malicios 9 months ago
@malicios No PMS here :D I just have an intense dislike of men who say such things, and yes, some people DO CARE
bellaboo182 9 months ago
@bellaboo182 You just don't get jokes apparently. Stop being such a damn feminist.
malicios 9 months ago
@malicios You wouldn't call me that if you knew me.. xD it just really bothers me, cuz I've had people talk to me or my friends like that, and everytime I see it I just get mad
bellaboo182 9 months ago
@bellaboo182 Confirmed gay.
Seirnflow26 8 months ago
@Seirnflow26 If you're calling me gay, I'm not, I'm with a guy
bellaboo182 8 months ago
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guycodedotcom was Quick with: [huh? well, Asians are the most populace race on the planet, and based on odds alone, they have the most prostitutes among them. make sense mate? haha} I'm talking ab. Uk DOGs/sluts doing it 4FREE, in the street 2show men "fall in love" with "SEXi"? them? Prostitutes do it 4 money, as employment. In EastEurope, 1particular country from which the: Turks, Romans, Russians,Nazis, etc stole from,
"workingLadies" have 2do it
coZ the place is poor, have kids 2feed,etc
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 2 years ago
I am on PONT Street as I type this in London. Believe me, I am looking for these whores you speak of. I even went to the Piccadilly line to find them. Nothing. I have not seen anything resembling that. I however did see the play Madame DeSade and it mentioned debauchery but no signs of aimless whores. Eastern Europe has a lot of Ottoman turk genes. That explains a lot. pieces of people no one side wants. Let me know where these harlots are specifically.
guycodedotcom 2 years ago
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the young American lady "does" it in a (sumwhat) discreet/private way but in the UK, white brit-born sluts (even OLDer 1s) do it in the street in front of every1, All Perversities (Oral+ANAL, etc) thinking that's how they show they R SEXy/in-demand. I never see UK Black or Asian ladies like desperate tired/used-up DOGs, fallen on their 4s. It's only the white1s, Mainly BLONDEs. UKrocker Paul Weller's white UK girlfriend was shown in the UK newspapers, like a cow doing it in EastEurope, Prague!
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 2 years ago
huh? well, Asians are the most populace race on the planet, and based on odds alone, they have the most prostitutes among them. make sense mate? haha
guycodedotcom 2 years ago 10
@guycodedotcom in the future, it will be the white women's turn
Notna1000 1 year ago
@guycodedotcom asian isn't a race
TheBigThoughful 6 months ago
@KGBfbiSECUpolitia america is slutfull, the uk not so much.
shootitup21 1 year ago
@KGBfbiSECUpolitia Dude "Brits" Aren't like that, I should know I'm fucking british maybe a fucking slag from essex would do shit like that but not in the rest stop being a fucking retard
minglemonkey 11 months ago
minglemonkey, have U heard of BRITs: Fred & (English)ROSEmary WEST, WendyLewis, Mrs.Bercow,PrincessMargaret, the lateDIANA +PrivateSchool TOILETs & blueBLOODed English Women=WCs,evenDirtier than thePOOR1s (englishRich=DIRTIER+DUMBer than the englishPoor; in ShitROMANia,etc theRich@least R SMARTer than the poor+SpeakLanguages!).USA might be full of WCs=SLAGs but@least they pay 4own STDs/STIs DRUGs as AIDS,etc treatmentsR notFREE like inUK where Free+DIRTySEX is OFTENoffered by preTEENS4FREE!
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 11 months ago
@KGBfbiSECUpolitia I couldn't read a thing of that.
What did you do? just slam your fucking fourhead on the keyboard and hoped whatever keys pressed made sense? learn to write dumb fuck.
minglemonkey 11 months ago
'Because I'll find you'.. Creepy Words..
syira13 2 years ago 8
I love her, she's such a great actress. XD
kihamun 2 years ago 4
i kept on playing that line over and over
i was laughing so much
carad94 2 years ago 3
lol
WIERDINVESTIGATES 2 years ago
Hahaha, since this movie all my guy friends use the code *Stage 5 Clinger* and it kills me when the girls don't understand.... i just tell them to watch Wedding Crashers
AngelinaMaria88 2 years ago
Best part of the movie.. xD
emohardcore11ii 2 years ago
That's scary.
ickytheicicle 2 years ago 4
lmao
i loved this part of the movie
faf
sportsbaby1234 3 years ago 2
BAHAHAHAHA. i haven't seen this movie, but it looks funny as hell just by this scene.
christentze 3 years ago