Taking One for the Team Fortress: Ep.21 Post-Halloween by Obviously Jesus (TF2 Gameplay/Commentary)

[theElectr0ne]

TEAMGAMERFAG GO!

[elite1551]

Teamfags

[squoob18]

#TEAMGAMERTAG

[lunareslux]

Shitty bitch if you ask someone to a fight you should follow through..

#TEAMGAMERTAG

[zaceezacee]

TEAM GAMERTAG!

[totallyownxxx]

NO ONE LIKES YOU FAGOT WIMP, GO grow some BALLLS ,FAAGGGOTTT

[danielholgaard]

You're a horrible human being.

[td12noon12]

FAGGOT WIMP, WOODY WOULD HAVE WHUPPED U ANYWAYS

[skilled1]

fun drinking game. take a shot every time OJ says 'as i said before'.

[Calciumgerrard]

Trolololololol, you wimped out on Woody!

[theicelandicvikings]

u suck you are a fuckin noob and have no life!!!!!!!

[pavelcernik]

LMAO MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP

[MrFlac00]

Ah, too bad I ran out of misc slots cause of my HEADPHONES!!

[Jaydawg195]

OJ is a Bronie trolololololololol

[rkubiniec]

Full Moons come every 27 days.

"I'm not up on my astrology"

Astrology is the superstitious study of star and planet alignment.

You probably meant Astronomy, the scientific study of space.

[Laughingmans6]

He knows about Compton? I live half an hour away an I'm still afraid to go outside.

[ABomm77]

Umm where are the next episodes?

[jackone2k9]

anyone who signs up for the millitary is a fool and deserve what they get-obviously jesus, 20 hours ago

[Dimthegamer115]

i assume that there is no videos cus its thanks giving i would understand but im english so we get no good content for 3 weeks with no celebration around it

[L3mm0n2]

TB is god. This man is fagola. Nuf said.

[mrnoobeh]

@L3mm0n2 um if hes fagola then why dident you post that on that vid dont come this one just for that and thanks for the vue giveing him moor youtube monney

[L3mm0n2]

@mrnoobeh Sorry, I didn't understand any of that you illiterate twat.

[MrAgentGFY]

@L3mm0n2 Ok, we heard your comment now, now gtfo troll.

[masterofthecontinuum]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BRONIES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

and ponies= 20% moar awesome

[Taziod]

Where the f*ck is number 22?

[AMPPr0digy]

IM NOT RACIST A GOOOD GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY.­... IM A MELTING POT OF FRIEEEEEEEEEEEENDSHIP

[moccamonster]

Bought MW3, finished the campaign during a coffee break, played the horrible multiplayer for an hour and then traded the game in for Skyrim.

Skyrim is really good.

[mrnoobeh]

@moccamonster i like your thinking

[Rayuzx]

@moccamonster You know this is TEAM FORTRESS not MW3, anyways still got both.

[moccamonster]

@Rayuzx Yeah I know and I love TF2. Just posting a dumb comment for the faggot that made this video and the MW3-loving sheeple.

Have a nice day.

[Rayuzx]

@moccamonster Not to be offensive, but considering the fact that Obviously Jesus is one of the most dedicated people I've seen on Machinima I have to disagree with the fact that you just called him out just because he mentioned MW3.

[moccamonster]

@Rayuzx Look man I'm just fucking around like a Youtube asshole. Don't lend much weight to it.

I can't say how dedicated he is, but considering I called him out(on a serious note), he then responded and subsequently blocked me tells me only that he's like every other Youtube tard out there who can't win a discussion, ergo he just silences the opposition.

Have a nice day.

[eagleandy1]

@moccamonster SKYRIM!!!!!

lol

[mrluvs2spooge1]

@moccamonster don't hate,whats wrong with MW3?

its a perfect,all round game

[moccamonster]

@mrluvs2spooge1 ROFLROFLROFL

Yeah I love scripted campaigns where my input doesn't matter at all, drenched in a retarded patriotic story worthy of baring the Michael Bay name. I love unbalanced retarded multiplayer that lacks any kind of teamwork.

Keep drinking the coolaid.

[Taziod]

Hey 22?

[retromonkey15]

@nashzb most best huh?

[nigahigapro]

@nashzb DOESNT WORK!

[WinterHeart36]

I saw SO many gifts. BUT I NEVER GOT ANY!!!!!!!!!

[WinterHeart36]

Whered you get you HUD?

[charlesaai]

omg, would like play mw3 earlier than folks :D just like me, then check bellow

this is very best first person shooter game across the globe it doesn't matter what you state

killstreaks are amazing, the aim feels realy decent, and im quickscoping like a fkng boss

bit.ly\pgprcu

[wakkawakkautoo9195]

Ghost: I'M A CAPITALIST, AND I DESERVE MORE RESPECT THAN THE IDIOT CRAP YOUR GIVING ME HERE AND NOW!!!

Me: AlexS, i applaud you.

[dront6]

Floating eyeball that shoots out smaller eyes?

Well THAT`S Terraria

[SunBelowClouds]

Astronomy*

Once a month, sometimes twice.

[AwashForceDude]

@linwvz scam

[doboromon1]

Well I'm pretty sure that Monoculus doesn't have a damage multiplier, It's just that he doesn't register damage falloff. Also, ASTROLOGY IS A PSEUDOSCIENCE YOU'RE THINKING THINKING OF ASTRONOMY! >: ( (and yeah I'm mad... bro)

[realllylongame]

@doboromon1 or maybe hes just bigger. so his scatter hit him, im pretty sure tf2 calculated pellets hit not range.

[realllylongame]

@doboromon1 thtas why in the source engine css, you can snipe people with shotgun sometimes :/

[Jas0nM5]

nice but kinda late

[BuzzTFM]

@Excedrine Haha that was some awesome troll killing! You made my day!

[Excedrine]

@BuzzTFM Happy to be of service, Sir. :)

[Jas0nM5]

@reevesvi what kind of virus does the link lead to? -_-

[SatyriconMetalero]

@reevesvi In the next cod you will say the same...

[zeldafreak000]

WE BRONIES DO NOT RUIN EVERYTHIng!

[ChaosrageEX]

Anyone know what HUD is he using?

[Capesports4]

@ChaosrageEX FrankenHUD

[Bartflaners]

@ChaosrageEX frankenHUD

[MrHaloxp3]

haha yes they do.

[Deathclone26]

someone has been watching radio graffiti

[DrDeathAribertHeim]

Real life? Whats this gibberish he speaks of.

[vennom59]

hey obviusly jesus can i ask about somehting ? do you consider doing team fortress classic ? i realy enjoy your videos had been very cool since no one have a rewiew thoughts video of it

[mrnoobeh]

@vennom59 there will be a ep on tfc dont worey 

[FrechGaming]

why dont they do this stuff for xbox???

[CaptainWred]

HE IS PSYCHIC. He accidently says 'new shop interface' instead of 'new shop items', but the shop interface just got changed!

[SirDigby112233]

STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!

[TheRatman98]

full moons come around about every 27 days

[skiders777]

I wish you could craft your Halloween items to make an epic Halloween and full moon weapon that destroyed others people!!!!

[crazymuppet3]

Straight out of compton i c what u did thar

[stormlife98]

i like how a dude at machinimas facebook is hating on mw3 livestream being all like '' bf3 is the best mw3 sucks '' then why are you on the mw3 livestream cockhead

[megacool50]

@stormlife98 Then why are you on a TF2 video, "cockhead"? 

[stormlife98]

@megacool50 because i love obviusly jesus ( no homo)

[Relegence]

Nice hats, wanna share? <3

[Supsup516]

i just played tf2. this made me wanna play again. fak uuuu

[MultiB0MbER]

Rainbow sex!

[collinlahan]

I used my items on your mom's full moon. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLthatwasbad

[TGDFlarez]

wait wtf is....out siide

[dylanrules24]

btw full moons are FUCKEN ONCE A MONTH :)

[hayden121995]

MOAR TF2!!!

[Natalligan]

All gifts on eyeaduct aren't haunted, only the ones that are picked up in the underworld.

[CombatArmer1]

@IWAFFL3 how did you sell to F2P players and get metal, F2P players can't trade

[Youcansuckme69]

@CombatArmer1 F2P players CAN trade, they just can't INITIATE trades.

[PERSONTHATISCLEVER]

@Youcansuckme69 Nope. They can initiate trade, they can't receive anything

[deadmadnessguy]

@CombatArmer1 they can if they spend a set amount of money. for me that was 5euro

[mrluvs2spooge1]

I really love this show :)

[ThaiMan1990]

think a full moon is every month unless they mean a full moon on a server :/

[ThaiMan1990]

i did the same thing but everyone on the server was a heavy

[NinjaMoose234]

Y U TALK SO FAST

[killatubby]

I'll be frank I want the directors hat for tf2 please check out my very short clips of me failing in tf2

[boxol20]

OMG I SOLD IT

FUCK

[El3ctronicGeek]

monoculus reminds me of eye of cthlulu from terraria

[SuperTastyfish]

Heh.

Radio graffiti.

[Picoboy44]

How I kill MONOCULUS! as a Scout : Strafe! , Strafe! , Strafe!

[HeavySandvichGuy1]

@Picoboy44 how i die as a scout: Shoot, strafe, run behind the building, see rocket, dead

[Excedrine]

Full moons happen once every month, kids.

[RapingRapier]

@Excedrine actually once every 29.5 days, kid.

[Excedrine]

@RapingRapier Still once a month, boy.

[RapingRapier]

@Excedrine 29.5 days is not a month, child.

[Excedrine]

@RapingRapier That doesn't change the fact that it's once a month, youngin'.

[RapingRapier]

@Excedrine 29.5 is NOT a month because after a few years a month is added with all the 0.5 days left from 1 month, infant.

[Excedrine]

@RapingRapier You seem to forget that 7 months out of the year have 31 days, and it's only every four years that February has 29. So, it's STILL only once a month, munchkin.

[RapingRapier]

@Excedrine if seven months out a year have 31 days then how is 29.5 1 month? Dumb shitface.

[Excedrine]

@RapingRapier I never said anything about a particular numbder of days, numbnuts. I said a full moon happens once a month, which is true regardless of what you or anyone else thinks, says or does. The ONLY exception is about every two-and-a-half years it happens twice a month (called a "blue moon") and the ONLY month that MIGHT have no full moon is FEBRUARY - from the year 2000 to 2999 there will be 48 FEBRUARIES with no full moon.

Any way you slice it, I'm right, you're wrong. End of story.

[RapingRapier]

@Excedrine The average days in a month is 30 full moons happen every 29.5 days. you are still wrong dipshit.

[Excedrine]

@RapingRapier I've already proven, quite conclusively I might add, that you're wrong. Beyond a shadow of any reasonable doubt wrong. On every concievable level wrong. On the SOLE POINT of your argument wrong.

A full moon happens once a month, with the only exceptions being "blue moons" and certain Februaries.

This is an immutable, irrefutable, indesputable and unassailable point of fact that will remain true no matter what you or anyone else thinks, says or does for the next thousand years

[RapingRapier]

@Excedrine You are obviously in elementary school. In college you learn at math you cant round things like days people and animals up only down. thats means when there is a question and the answer is 25.5 you have to round off to 25 because how in the fuck are you going to add 0.5 person to it? Same with days. it is 29.5 days and you cant add a fucking half day to make it 30.

Dumb fat imbecile.

[Excedrine]

@RapingRapier You've done absolutely ZERO research, you're fucking DUMB and I've PROVEN you wrong EVERY TIME I replied.

It DOES NOT matter that the lunar month is an AVERAGE of 29.5 days (and can be UP TO six hours SHORTER or seven hours LONGER). Full moons still only happen ONCE. A. MONTH. Since I've added the ONLY exceptions that would make MY argument not true, I've COMPLETELY cut the legs out from under YOURS.

YOU'RE. STILL. WRONG. You ALWAYS have been and ALWAYS WILL BE. Get used to it.

[RapingRapier]

@Excedrine you shouldnt use google after every question you ask they will mislead you. 29.5 days is not a month 30 days is a month. idiot.

[RapingRapier]

@Excedrine You might have some reading issues i might add.

Wikipedia:

> How often does a full moon occur?

Once every 29.5 days.

> How many times a month/year?

A little more frequently than once a month. A little more than 12 times a year.

As far as i know im pretty sure it doesnt say once a month.

Gotta love the children that try to prove they are right when they are absolutely wrong.

[Excedrine]

@RapingRapier No matter what you think, no matter what you say, no matter what you do, a full moon still happens once a month.

ALSO from wikipedia:

How many full moons occur per month?

ONE

The ONLY exclusions are "blue" moons and certain Februaries. Having said that, I'm ALWAYS right regardless of what you reply with.

Is there such a thing as a FRACTIONAL full moon?

NO.

There are different definitions for different moon phases. Having said that, you'll ALWAYS be wrong. End of discussion.

[RapingRapier]

@Excedrine stop spamming my inbox with you repeating the same comment over and over again 29.5 days is not a month you keep thinking what u want and i will do the same stop talking to me are you really that lonely?

[Excedrine]

@RapingRapier YOU'RE the one TRYING to call ME a liar. Rather UNSUCCESSFULLY I might add. YOU started this argument, were WRONG from the get-go and CONTINUE to be WRONG, and *I* am finishing it. NOT you.

The burden of proof was on YOU and YOU alone. YOU failed.

Don't bother replying. I'm going to your channel. I'm clicking on "Block User". I'm NOT going to see any more replies. YOU have NOTHING to say because I said so. I'M right. YOU'RE wrong. THAT'S it. THAT'S all. Dot. Period. End of story.

[Excedrine]

Quote of The Day: @3:17 "...comes straight out of the underworld, or as I like to call it: Compton." TROLOLOL.

[TelletubbySlayer]

I can't read the description on the seal mask. What does it say?

[Excedrine]

I'm glad the adverts don't play for me anymore.

[nattielyte]

straight outta the underworld, or as i like to call it, compton

ahahahahahahahahahaha

[KIAction42]

or as i like to call it compton

[hotlavaman9]

Anyone got spare buds to trade?

[SimaoFan]

@hotlavaman9 pretty sure you cant trade those

[Pooplord007]

Team Fortress is for nerds

[ADHD130]

@Pooplord007 no it is not someone say that if they have not played it before

[TheHamhamman]

@Pooplord007 over 1.3 thousand disliked this

[BladeStrikes]

@Pooplord007 MW2 is for fags

[Princ3JaMaL]

@Pooplord007 Team Fortress 2 is nothing for noobfags like yourself.

[haloguy840]

always gonna luv tf2 :D

[Jupitrong]

7:55 Karma's a bitch

[samueltflorb]

I really would like to see the competitive tf2 guide, with competitive scpecific guides/ hints for all of the classes, even ones not commonly used

[MrPauliusMaximus]

yeah Halloween one a month :)

[Armando623]

Oh ghost

[TheQecProductions]

I AM A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP!

nice radio graffiti reference

[dudeman600]

Lol Im a Brony and i thought the end was hilarious!

[Linguma]

am i the only one who gets horrible framerate on eyeaduct?

[BorgMercenary]

@Linguma No, I'm pretty sure most people get a framerate drop. I'm used to it so I was able to get my achievements, but if you're having trouble you should try again next year on a more powerful machine.

[Linguma]

@BorgMercenary yea, i heard that it has something to do with pre rendering the portals or something

[BorgMercenary]

@Linguma Pre-rendering things usually effects less lag, but I suppose it's possible. I blame the ridiculous amount of particle effects going around on that map. Between krtized players and crit-rockets and wrangled sentries and jarate and portals and eye-rockets and everything else there's just too many particles for most systems to handle effectively.

[thinlin3rx]

bronies are awesome!

[jaymur001]

Full moon is every 28 days. Same amount of time as the female cycle

[shadowmario168]

holy shit he played on my server!

[MmmmCanadaDry]

i got so many presents and i only got 1 haunted item????

[rafaelloaa]

This is old. The update already ended.

[MrGamerpants]

@rafaelloaa Sadly yes. But this video can be useful for the next update (also it is called Post-Halloween Update)

[aborigene7]

@rafaelloaa Didnt you listened to what he said?

[ZezimaXL]

@94TFCwhite Everyone gets it

[94TFCwhite]

@ZezimaXL thats weird then. i just checked and i didnt get anything

[94TFCwhite]

does everybody get this cauldron thing?? am i not special for not getting one?

[sal0qwerty]

its full moon as in the haloween maps

[dbro556]

why does it have a damage multiplier?

no matter where you hit him, its a headshot :P

[deathchild1902]

where can i get tf2



[MmmmCanadaDry]

@deathchild1902 pleaaasee tell me you are a dirty little troll, for the sack of notch.

[PoptartPwnage]

@deathchild1902 Google search "Steam" and download it. Make an account and search for Team Fortress 2. Then simply download it for free!

[NotTheColourSilver]

@deathchild1902 steam for free

[ltrizzle84]

This video is a big pile of POOP!! That's whyyyy I clicked the like buttuun!! Subscribe you jerk offs!!!

[94TFCwhite]

why did i not get this cauldron?? i just checked TF2 like 5 minutes ago

@94TFCwhite You only got it if you logged on to TF2 within a certain time. It's over now.