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  • looks like a bunch of rich boys trying to play poker with daddys inheritance money!! what a bunch of fucking geeks! and whats with the slowroll,u have a straight flush, jus call already donk!!

  • .. these guys are terrible at poker, how they fold their cards is just disgustingly terrible (throwing them to the dealer) and the poker faces are just god awful, not to mention the bets/checks/raises/etc ....

    table full of donkeys.

  • this is the best had youve ever payed? wow. you didnt played very badly n u got lucky. and my phycic powers tell me you dont have many freinds, cos only an arsehole slow rolls a straight flush.

  • Do you mean paid, or played? It's the best (highest ranking) hand I've had playing live (as the description says). I don't think I played it well, but well enough to extract maximum value. It's not a deliberate slow roll. I'd only been playing poker for 5 months when this was filmed. Therefore, as a n00b, I triple-checked my hand before flipping it. Unreliable psychic skills unfortunately. Though, I 'd guess you are a friendless areshole. Only someone like that would make that type of comment.

  • Wow, what a monster slowroll!!!

  • little one...

    that's not a monster slowroll...

  • that fat guy is awesome!

    it cost him a lot of money to be that..... heavy

  • all in with that board what is he going to call you with.

    a flush, a full boat.

    dumbest all in i ever seen

  • fuckin awful

  • wtf? Why on earth would you go all in? He can't force any hands better than his to fold and the other guy won't call with any hands worse than his.

  • man what a terrible terrible all in and what a douchtastic slowroll.

  • lol he/you? was/were so excited when you realized that you did a reverse tell lol

  • all in?????????????????

  • Fuckin asshole wat a fuckin slowroll

  • He has da stone cold nuts on the river and takes 20 secs to call and turn over his cards in dat spot u snap call and turn over ur hand

  • he waited like 3 seconds after patten went all in....

  • This video should be titled...

    "WORST ALL IN EVER..."

    or

    "How to slowroll the luckbox nuts"

    I play microstakes on Stars and none of those idiot players would dream of shipping it with a straight on that board given the action. You have inspired us all to build a bankroll or take out a double mortgage just to sit at a table of donks like you. Laffable river action!!

  • Hey Zidean, you spelled 'Zidane' wrong ^^

  • First off, great hand. Secondly, don't take offense, but you say below that this wasn't an insta-call.  Since I don't see a royal flush draw on that board, what could beat you?

  • Thanks. The reason it wasn't an insta-call is that I had to triple check I actually did have a straight flush before tabling and announcing it. It's was quite nerve-wracking being on telly, and I didn't want to look a 'douche' by saying "straight flush" and turning over a busted straight or similar lol. It does look like a slow-roll though I fully admit.

  • It it is a slowroll, just call and show ur cards, or would u fold KQo there anyway?

  • And u took a look at his stack too, obv slowroll.

  • Massive tellbox. Massive slowroll. What a douche.

  • It is a lot easier when you can see the cards on the screen ;-) Luckily, my opponent didn't put me on the straight flush, which I guess is what matters when it comes down to it.

  • Wow Zidean is really out of line and an asshole wtih his ranting. Wow zidean you showed how much of the lowest idiot you are. No one cars what you've done or what stakes you ply at. Go live your life, and we will live ours.

  • Aye, QFT.

  • Whatever you want to say, be it a disagreement or anything, I am now not replying, I realise this is the only thing you must enjoy in life, acting like some know it all, when really nothing can back that up. I dont have time anymore to reply to you, id rather contructive criticism to an argument or an intelligent reply by someone who knows what they are talking about. You clearly dont. Disagree thats fine. I dont care. Im done with this stupidity.

  • Seems I've hit a raw nerve. ooops.

  • What country are you from you cunt, What do you think calling someone a prat is? A fucking salutation? Naw its insulting. Now away and do whatever your life allows. You cunt. I replied fast coz have just left a comment then was replied to with a stupid message. Ive actually played at the main event, Ive played 100/200 Holdem my entire career and a king high flush is pretty much insta call on most occasions never mind a straight flush. Nothing can beat that hand. IT WAS AN INSTA CALL.

  • why do you think i care about your opinion? Prat, obviously another one of these internet hard men who think they can try and insult people, you mustve been sitting waiting on someone commenting, 38 seconds l8er i was replied to. What a pathetic human being you are. People like you are the lowest form of idiot.

  • What? That makes no sense. It's you that insulted me. I was merely replying to you, saying read why it wasn't an insta-call. As for replying quicky, you haven't done so bad yourself.

  • These idiots suck, i dont think that idiot even knew he had made a straight flush until right at the end. The donk. Its embarrassing watching these clowns.

  • lol, you prat. Read the previous comments.

  • 5 seconds to call????????????? HAHAAHAHAH

  • Tell machine

  • "covering the mouth to hide a smile" might be a good bluff, but he was called on it anyway, so it's just as well he had the nuts.

  • Matt u the Man. WP : )

  • Nobody knew what they were doing including the commentators.

  • how can those idiots be on tv? they should be playing 1 dollar sng at home. check raise a straight with a paired board and three clubs?

  • if late night poker is broadcast out of the UK, the why do they still use the dollar?

  • douche bag needs to learn how to not slowroll the nuts...

  • so bad players

  • awful poker

  • nice hand, in all fairness pattern pwned himself by playing the hand horribly.

  • some shitty plays and harsh slowroll

  • read the previous comments, he triple checked he had the straight flush cos he didn't want to look like a donk on national TV, as i'm sure most people would do.

    nice hand there :)

  • omg i cant believe he went all in....

  • lol, dickhead.

    I've answered this about 6 times below, can't be arsed again.

  • Ywn

  • REEEEETARD

  • first time i heard people saying pass...wtf???

  • they always say pass over here in England instead of fold i've noticed.

  • actually it's the dealer that's saying it when the players fold...

  • OMG Luke Patten was on my table at the GUKPT London this year and i asked him if he'd ever been on tv playing poker because i had seen him before and he told me no....i hate liars!!!

  • i bet its not too bad getting beaten by a royal flush, atleast your gonna get some internet time

  • fish fish fish

  • This guy is the worst player in history, what is he doing on that show? all in? just call or fold u idiot

  • fullhouse vs str8 flush would have been pretty sick ^^

  • only gonna get called by a better hand why the fuck did he go all in.....total donk move

  • Very poor all in

  • how the f'ck do u go all-in on the river on that board? flush, fullhouse, higher straight... minimum call and only if you have a big stack... suck a looser

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  • Yeah he's a fuckin idiot.

  • Re-raise is the right play on the flop

  • Jeez what a fat b*stard

    I can only put the all in bet there with tens full or maybe the Ace high flush. His hand was beating f all lol. Its called the idiot end of the straight for a reason hahaha!!!

  • In Patten's shoes I'd probably bet about 1/2 the pot on the river and fold to a raise. The check/raise all in was terrible beyond comprehension.

  • bunch of idiots, starting with the commentator then the players.. i mean how can the good play on the flop be just call?? and he added, 'let him hang himslef' where do they get these commentators? he had like 9 clubs and 3 jacks.. thats 12 outs...

  • Yea this was a shitty played hand from both players at every point, including the reads mr. blueshirt gave off the whole way through. Such a crap, crap video. The announcers were even wrong.

  • There is absolutely no reason to go all in there, dunno what he was thinking

  • Patten played the hand perfectly until the river , not sure what made him push all in there, the only thing I can think of would be the pretty strong bet by Matt Dale in the end. Patten probably thought if Dale had hit his flush, he'd be value betting it a little less....anyways, bad move by Patten. He was thinking a bit too much during this hand I think, when Dale checked his card like 20 times in the end, it might look like he's pretending to check if he really has got the flush...not sure....

  • what the hell... why are they saying pass... its fold....

  • Different countries say different things.

  • Flat call on the flop was actually alright.

    Why would he raise? He wants to keep the guy in the pot.. Then again.. Let s say he put his opponent on a flush draw.. He knows that if he just goes all in.. either he wins nothing or he gets called and has to dodge some cards.

    Going all in on the river was the dumbest thing ever . Watch how dale threw his chips in.. Much different than before.. the way he threw them just simply shows that something is wrong... Patten fell in love with that hand!

  • LOL at the commentator Saying that flat calling on that flop was the correct play.

  • I know! I was like... wait... wtf... no it's not. There are so many draws on the board... you want to state a hand right there. :D

  • Slowroll

  • No, not a slowroll. I genuinely wanted to triple check I really did have a straight flush. Pressure can do funny things to you, and I didn't want to look like a donk on telly by insta-flipping my cards, saying "Straight flush", then realising I didn't have it. Thankfully I did have it though :)

  • dale (the guy in the blue who won the pot) was on "The Real Hustle" show and got busted by the hustlers in the cash game. Look it up

  • Aye, this is true. I've added The Real Hustle clip to my favourite videos - not sure if other users can access them though? I did upload a copy of it myself, but YouTube took it down after a 'cease and desist' request from BBC due to copyright infringement.

  • Yer i saw that, that was hilarious how heated he got after he'd seen the 3 queens and thought a straight flush wasn't possible

  • It's kinda funny, when your opponent says hes all in, and your bending over the table to go sure that THIS is real ;)..

  • lol i mighta just bet big on the flop flush draw out there your opponent probably has overcards if any overcard comes he could possible make a bigger stragiht the all in was horrible move he's adonk lol

  • definitely, the announcer after the flop says "flat call, that's the correct play", ANY poker book, pro, anybody that knows anything about poker, will tell you to push that particular kind of str8 hard, he should've pushed all-in ESPECIALLY when the guy bet the flop, he's slow-playing a sucker str8, never a good move

  • Personally when he flopped the straight out of position i think he should have bet into the preflop raiser.

  • Wow. How did he not run around the table singing when he got a straight flush? That's impressive!

  • Boards paired full house possibility, Possible better straight, Possible flush, Hes a fat retard for going all in.....PERIOD!

  • is if the guy who put this video on is claiming to be the guy in the video, what a fkin idiot hahahaha

  • lol, which one?

  • he went all in with the straight, what a dope, he should have going all in on the turn if he has going to, dats the difference between pro's and these amatures

  • if the board pairs up, dont move all in with you straight, come on.... epic fail from the fat kid

  • indeed

  • can I say OUCH! 5/5

  • that feeling!! OOOOOOHHH!!

  • NH matt, i seriously saw in the video before you said it at the end, that you were throwing your chips in trying to look weak. NH SIR

  • No way to defend the all-in play on the river...

    It's just incredible. Every single possible draw has been completed, and there's absolutely no hand that you would call all-in with that he can beat, so it's pointless anyway.

    If he thinks you're bluffing, like you're saying, then he has to flat call. Period.

  • why didn't he just call wtf haha

  • lol

    check-call you idiot, wich hand you beat would call your check raise here

  • I'm not sure what you mean? Can you elaborate.

  • He means what he says. He never gets paid off by check raising and only ends up stacking someone else who has a better hand.

  • donkfest

  • fat guy is a terrible player

  • Nice, did u win ?

  • Matt, saying that you PWN'D him is a little OTT, You "rivered" him, you nasty pasty lol.

    But, luke signed his own death warranty card going all in. The numpty lol.

  • They both suck. Seriously...

  • Heads up for Rollz? lol ;)

  • wow that was the most obvious reverse tell i've ever seen... you threw it in and checked to see if he's watching how you threw it in. what a loser. your lucky that fat fuck doesn't know the nuts and overplayed his hand fag!

  • lol, what a prat you are :)

  • Hahaha yh your fake tell was dreadful and the way you were covering your mouth was the biggest begginners mistake ive ever seen. Your so lucky fat played the hand badly.

  • lol ok ;-)

  • But you gotta be pretty good to get on tv ill give you that.

  • actually, it was an absolute fluke :-) Won the seat on PartyPoker with the sickest run of cards ever - had only been playing for 6 months or so.

  • Lol fine you do suck. haha

  • The mofo basically slow rolls his str8 flush also. Y did i bother watching this what crap?

  • lol, there's always one I guess...

    As I said below, regarding the slow-roll: "I had to triple-check I actually had the straight flush before announcing it, as didn't want to look a complete fool on telly by saying 'straight flush' then tabling something else. Would have been pretty hard to live down! :)"

  • This gives me hope. If this donkey is playing for this kind of money, I can do it better. I would understand a scared check - call on the river but this is a terrible play. Everybody at the table must have realised that he was probably drawing to a flush. Shame on you, and on your family too ...

  • Aye, I'd played hand 2 weeks previously against the same player where I'd been caught bluffing at a very similar board. I was hoping he'd remembered this, so tried to make it look like I was doing exactly the same again. Seems it worked. Luke Patten is actually a very good player - check his Hendon Mob results - but just made a bad mistake on this hand.

  • moving all in with a baby str8 on a paired board with 3 cards to a str8 flush - wot a fckin donkey

  • As I knew what cards u held it was pretty obvious that u were faking a tell there. I'm just saying that if the opponent were a better player he would've seen through it. Still, well played sir.

  • That was a very poor re-raise on the river by Patten. He flopped the nuts, but by the river he had the low end of the straight, there was a possible flush, and there was a possible full house with the board paired. A call on the river would not have been a terrible play, but his re-raise all in was only going to be called by a better hand.

  • Fair play to Patten, I'd played him 2 weeks previously, and he'd caught me make a bluff in a very similar situation then. So, I tried to play the hand the exact same way, but this time with the uber-nuts ;)

  • I see. I'm not asserting he's a bad player, especially if he got to play at that table. He still should have just smooth called you on the river if he thought you were bluffing, b/c if you were bluffing you wouldn't call his reraise, and if you weren't then it's lights out. There was simply no value to his reraise b/c there was almost nothing you would call with that wouldn't have him beat (you calling with a 10 is about all he could've hoped for).

    Congrats on your winnings.

  • Thanks :)

    Aye, Luke should have played the hand is exactly as you say. However, bear in mind everyone wants to make a 'hero play' on TV. I think that may have clouded his judgement - that along with the way I bluffed him out of the almost exact same pot (and showed my hand) 2 weeks previously. It's very different under the lights & cameras and thinking that every move you make is being scrutiniszed (sp?) by Jessie May/Simon Trumper/Vicky Coren etc and shed loads of people on Channel 4 lol ;)

  • I've got a straight!..... Um, straight flush. lol. nice

  • lol, ty. I like to think I'd have played a straight a bit different than that! In this clip, I had to triple-check I actually had the straight flush before announcing it, as didn't want to look a complete fool on telly by saying 'straight flush' then tabling something else. Would have been pretty hard to live down! :)

  • this was so enjoyable, very pleasant players.

  • Nice playing, excellent hand, but lucky you that patten went all in! I would have folded in his case. Anyway, very nice!

  • thats awesome - i actually saw this when it was on tv

  • very cool

  • Lol! Patten should have tried to pressure you pre-flop before you hit the luck jackpot. Nice just calling nonetheless

  • Hey Matt Dale, Didn't you get conned in a poker game on Real Hustle where Alex pretended to act drunk and Paul dealt? Im sure you were on there. U knew but had no proof. Would have been great if u saw the switch.

  • Aye, that's true lol :) I had actually uploaded that video (about 2 months ago), but two days ago got a 'Copyright Infingement' message from YouTube via BBC Worldwide saying that the video had been taken down. Fascist bastards! Especially as I had only uploaded the video here to show friends and family. Last time I ever watch Waterloo Road ;)

  • fuckin awesome

  • who r those amature?

    where is daniel ....ivey ...?

  • Yes, it was an amateur poker contest. I qualified to play on the show from winning an online satellite. I came 2nd in my heat on the show so also got to play on Late Night Poker Masters - against pro players.

  • This is disgustin it's sick someone give me a bag to puke

  • omg nice push rofl

  • omg that is sick

  • wtf?

  • crazy all in with the flush on board never mind the straight flush

  • dont forget the boards paired too.

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