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  • Sorry, I accidentally posted my comment twice.

  • this is hilarious. this guy mustve gotten his info from the same idiot that said paul mccartney was dead. all i can say is do your homework before you make posts that make you look studid.

  • @pipesofpeace1 You spelt stupid wrong stupid. Now who's the real jerk off around here. Btw, Paul McCartney is alive and well you fuckin dip shit. He will be performing at the Shawano County Fair 4H building later this fall opening up for Brett Michaels.

  • @morrison1405 i never said paul was dead, did i? apparently you cant read. and as far as paul opening up for brett michaels, why would he open up for a has been nobody who can only do cheesy mtv shows? i find that highly unlikely. sounds like more bad info. but if i am wrong come fall, i will humbly appologize to you.

  • Just watched Terminator 2 again. Great fuckin movie. David Bowie is one bad ass motherfucker in that flick. Best bad guy ever. He can do all that cool shit being made out of liquid metal and shit. No doubt his best acting job ever. If I could make myself liquid metal like Bowie I would drip into Clevelandtorsoslayer's cardboard box and form a huge 15 inch long, 6 inches thick rock hard metal cock and take him up the shitter. I wouldn't hold back either, I'd fuck him hard.

  • @morrison1405 That's great. Too bad the villain was played by Robert Patrick.

  • @morrison1405 What the fuck.

  • @morrison1405

    You're a girl...I hope...

  • @catatack3000 No, I'm a grown man young lady. and I love the ladies but sometimes you just got to say fuck it and roll with the flow ya know. Besides a hole is a hole as long as there's a little heat in there. RIP David Bowie, 1947-2008.

  • @morrison1405

    I suppose I know....but...David Bowie....isn't dead.... o3o

  • @catatack3000 I like you. Do you like me? Don't be fooled by the vast far left liberal media. Bowie has passed my sweet. I cry myself to sleep every night to the cats in heat in the alley of the thoughts of dear David. I could use a hug.  uhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! My shadow in my room is trying to choke me! Ahhhhh! Is that you Bowie? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

  • @morrison1405

    I don't know you... O-o I don't read the media , but I live in L.A. , so I'm quite sure I will know when David dies. :/ You sir need to stop trying to weird me out~

  • David Bowie's the best!

  • Intriguing sax arrangement.

  • hey dude what the fuck is with the cats, hey man like do it mean summin, don't fuck me around now tell me what it mean

  • juno lol

  • In the first picture:

    Rod: Bowie - have this!!!

    Bowie: WTF?

  • love the pick of david in the 76 looking you and then your cat.so cool

  • The comments on this literally make me sick, don't troll just because you can't have sex with him. <3

  • @kayteekakeskataclysm I could have sex with Bowie if I really wanted to. But operating a backhoe in a cemetery in the dead of night seems like a risky proposition. I'll pass.

  • @morrison1405 Don't worry people. This unemployed piece of maggot shit has been on this video for over 2 years now. He started getting butt fucked by his friend Protein Phatic way back almost 3 years ago on the Freddy Mercury Last Appearance Video. Since then he hasn't moved his welfare ass off of here since.

  • @CIevelandtorsoslayer Dude you scrub toilets at McDonalds. So why the big head? You have the 2nd lowest job on the totem pole behind Crack Whore and you're so proud talking about the unemployed and welfare cases. Actually I'd rather be a "welfare ass" than have your job cleaning dirty fuckers shit off the floor. BTW, I run an adult video store and the men's room gets very funky. Could you swing by once a week and do your magic? All the free gay porn rentals you want. What do you say?

  • I seen that punk Tim Tebow was on the Jimmy Fallon show making fun of David Bowie. Only a coward makes fun of a person who's not with us anymore to defend himself. I'm gonna punch Tebow's cocksucker loose for him if I ever get a shot. Just because he hangs with Jesus Christ and has God on his speed dial he thinks his shit don't stink. Well guess what? He's just a fuckin punk.

  • @morrison1405 bowies alive?

  • @priceemusic Yes David Bowie is alive...he just celebrated his 65th birthday!

  • @morrison1405 can't tell if you're trolling or not, but just in case - Bowie isn't dead.

  • I was gonna come on here and denounce Jimmy Fallon for poking fun of a rock legend (RIP Bowie) but alas I lost my gumption and instead devoted my evening to eating E.L. Fudge cookies and masturbating profusely inside a metal box I had constructed for me.

  • God damn I'm unstoppable. Bunch of pussy's around here. I'm feeling so good I just might go down to the tavern and give free mustache rides to all the fat hog bitches up in there.

  • @morrison1405 i love your soul bro

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  • whoever wrote it was write 21 guns does sound like this.

  • Happy Birthday big man :)

  • Who did this song first: Bowie or Mott The Hoople?

  • @aladdin1052 Bowie wrote it for his friend Mick Hunter - and then did it himself later...

  • @offpatsmile I guess I have to straighten you up now boy. Who the hell is Mick Hunter ya shitbag? You got shit for brains of something? If I could I would punch you right in your fuckin head and rattle the shit you got in there. Oh sorry, I didn't have my cup of Sanka yet. I think you mean Ian Hunter (who has no eyes) and his guitarist Mick Ronson. Yeah a couple of good guys. Have a good day my friend.

  • @morrison1405 I wouldn't bother to reply but that is so funny...

    "who the hell is Ian Hunter..?"

    just how much about the bands of the 70s don't you know? is it 99%? or 99.9%?

    do you guess all the shit you spout as fact? like the fact that you are male despite having no penis.?

    I'm one of the guys who paid 65p to see Bowie in 1972, and saw The Hunter Ronson band some 6 years later, same place different hall, Friars Aylesbury.

    straighten me up?...you couldn't straighten a deck of cards.

  • @offpatsmile Oh you're so cute old man. Got your teeth in a cup or what. I guess because you call Mott the Hoople the Hunter Ronson band you think you got a case to challenge me? Guess what boy you better get an up on your geriatric medication and quit chasing those 80 year old ladies dusty twat holes at the home with bullshit Mott the Hoople stories. By the way this song was writtten in 1989 by Kurt Cobain. RIP David Bowie, 1947-2008

  • @morrison1405 Oh I seee - your one of those Kurt Cobain conspiracy nuts - been off your medication for too long... sorry I thought there might be a brain worth saving in there - my mistake.

    when the van comes, be nice to the men with the white coats, they may look like Dave Grohl waving a shotgun and a wad of money - but let them give you the drugs - its for the best...

    or do you want to play another round of your insanity game - It was Justin Beiber that wrote all Nirvana's hits!

  • @offpatsmile ever thoight of re-writing Nirvana & Bowie's wikipedia entries? or just looking at them? - I'm sure they would accept all your changes to young history dude...

  • @offpatsmile I don't need any drugs pal so cram your made up Hunter Ronson band where it stinks. Although I do like a little blow now and then when I make sweet love to my many lady friends with benefits. You see, they like when I sprinkle coke on my throbber and jam it up their shitter. You should try that with your old lady. It will blow her mind. But I see you're into the Bieber so don't go trying my move I just taught you on a 6 year old boy with down syndrome, ok? I like you.

  • @morrison1405 I think Beiber is the spawn of Satan - and Wish Ronson was alive instead - but as I said you need to try reading things that aren't comics by other stoners. Try factual material - Wikipedia is really quite trustworthy now - they check it so often that twats trying to change who wrote what in favour of their short term fan obsessions get deleted quickly.

    (there's your Beiber comparison - you are like one of his fans.)

  • @offpatsmile Well if Wikipedia is so trustworthy why haven't they updated Bowie's page. They don't even report his death in 2008 and where the bloody Fleshlight at the scene went. They don't mention his inventing the Fleshlight. No mention of his dark fixation with crashing unassuming persons funerals with spider monkeys and midgets in leather assless chaps. No mention of his 6th man award he won coming of the bench for the Milwaukee Bucks. Come on, Wikipedia is useless drivel.

  • @morrison1405 WOW I haven't been on here in at least a year and you are still on your bullshit? I guess you are absorbing your Obama funds you loser. How's your daughter and my kid? 

  • @CIevelandtorsoslayer Yeah it's been a while Ronald. Been thinking about me again huh? Getting your manpussy all hot fantasizing about me rubbing my huge throbbing prick on your face and running it in your mouth like a hot tamale. Fuck off homo.

  • @morrison1405 Well well well what do we have here? A pussy shouting absurd lies of bowies death

  • @Jtp0002 Hey pussylip face, what absurd lies about David Bowie's death are you getting at? Explain. I'll fuck you up.

  • @offpatsmile Thank you!

  • Great one.

  • Bowie is still alive! I was 15 in 1974, and have been listening to the Thin White Duke ever since! Saw him perform twice in one month, back in the 80's!

  • My new years resolution was to stop my insightful commentary on this David Bowie video and leave it up to all you ham and eggers out there. Sorry I failed. I caved quicker than the time I tried to stop sniffing blow out of the colored hookers ass cracks down at the Whitetail Lounge cold turkey. Not gonna happen. RIP David Bowie, 1947-2008. Has it been that long Major Tom.

  • @morrison1405 Bowie's not dead!

  • @morrison1405 Bowie's not dead!

  • @morrison1405 Oh you can't leave it up to the iliterate pukes on here to preach the love of Bowie. Come on man you're a legend. Cut from the same cloth as such YouTube luminaries as DublinToffee, Faggy Limpwrist, Morasscutsyou, and Greg Synth. Keep spreading the gospel my friend.

  • @FrankRizz911 I don't know, that dublintoffee has mighty big shoes. They call him fuckbeard ya know. But I've walked the walk and talked the talk on youtube as if I was Dr. D David Schultz and have taken more bitches up their dirty shitters than anyone. So yeah I'm up there my friend. Ah fuckin A I'm the best.

  • 1:50 Cat.

  • 44 people don't carry the news.

  • Hail Supreme Commander of the Universe Bowie

  • @N64isgreat HAIL!

  • I look forward to hearing this song cranking out of the record player in my uncles basement when I stop by for Christmas. It sounds great with a half barrell of Michelob! I know the foreign savage folk like vkalinka17 don't know what Christmas is but at least they know what sleeping in a manger full of ghastly farm creatures feels like so that's as close to empathy as it gets.

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  • I'm pretty sure that cat at the 1:50 mark was one of the "ritual sacrifices" that Bowie brought with him to my grand-pappy's funeral. He shaved a design into its pelt and proceeded to slice his throat with the same straight razor. It was god-awful bloody mess of the altar and coffin. One thing about it though for this impressionable thirteen year old his devastatingly immoral actions really put the fun in funeral.

  • @FrankRizz911 As I stated earlier I would have punched Bowie right in his cocksucker for what he pulled. Ridiculous! I'd slug him right in his cock. But knowing Bowie he was probably a fully trained ninja assassin and would have snap my neck with his big toe. Well I gotta go and get back on task and find out if XxEvilTiggerxX has seen a grown man naked or not.

  • The pic @1:17 was from 1971 when Bowie played a season with the Milwaukee Bucks. He won the 6th man award coming off the bench backing up Lew Alcindor at center and sparked a run to the NBA championship for the Bucks. I believe that's where he received the persona "white thin duke".

  • @morrison1405, that shit makes no sense whatsoever

  • I am a young dude but dude I've gotta say I've been younger

  • Hot damn is Bowie one suave good looking man. And I'm not a fucking faggot either. In fact, I rank Bowie #3 on my personal special list of handsome motherfuckers ever slightly behind Frank Stallone at #2 and at #1 John Elway.

  • @morrison1405 shut the fuck up you fag cunt

  • @gazzah54 Nah I'll never shut up so fuck you Sally. WHOA Holy Shit! I smell bacon. Do you smell bacon?

  • @morrison1405 FAGGOT I KNOW YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS DON'T TRY AND HIDE

  • @YesImACunt I don't try to hide. I admit and it's well documented that your Mother fucked me up the ass with a strap on when I was passed out drunk at your first Communion party. Hey how about that David Bowie. Later cunt face.

  • @morrison1405 I prefer "abortionhole face". :( Sad day.

  • David Bowie has a nice set of balogna tits in this video.

  • @FrankRizz911 Hey, I know you. Your the one with the story that tugs at my heartstrings. You know when Bowie crashed your Granddads funeral dressed as Ziggy Stardust? And he had an entourage of like 6 midgets wearing leather assless chaps doing fuckin backflips all over the place. And something about Spider Monkeys running around firing hot clam chowder at people. That's a terrible way to treat a war veteran. Bowies lucky he's dead or I would punch him right in his fuckin mouth for doing this.

  • @morrison1405 Ya I just wanna slap his fucking mouth loose. I guess I missed my chance though. RIP Thin White Duke you were a goddamn jackass but you didn't have to go out like you did.

  • I hate how his teeth have become. They're not cute any more.

  • Little known tidbit I just learned recently is Bowie filled in for the Brokeback Cowboy of the Village People in the 70's during the "Live and Sleazy tour". Apparently Cowboy and Construction Worker were fucking around on a mechanical bull at a club and Cowboy lawn chaired off the fuckin thing. Which led to Bowie appearing on that classic live slab of 70's history. Awesome shit huh?

  • @morrison1405 what classic live slab of 70s history?

  • @DanBlabbers The Village People "Live and Sleazy". Don't you know how to read numb nuts?

  • @morrison1405 LMAO Epic knowledge

  • Man, I need a TV when I've got T-Rex? So true.

  • I love David Bowie but Bruce Dickinson is way better

  • @EminemCathleen4ever how are they even similar?

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  • er, do people not know that he didn't die in 2008, or 2011 and is still alive....

  • will someone just make this video private or something so morrison1405's retarded comments can no longer plague this video? or at least get rid of the comments?

  • @SuperDiamondDogs Fuck you mister. Freedom of speech here baby. RIP David Bowie, 1947-2008. I stroke my cock with a Fleshlight 21 times everyday at noon in salute to you David. And I don't care if I'm at work when I do it either.

  • @morrison1405 phhft. yeah, keep on talking you hick.

  • @SuperDiamondDogs Why would I stop? Because of you? Fucking lol. Blow, else I'll roll right over ya.

  • @morrison1405 pretty sure you have no life, since all you do is comment on this video. you are just pathetic.

  • @SuperDiamondDogs Just ignore him. He get his free speech just like you.

  • @SuperDiamondDogs I have a life. I run a 24 hour adult video store on highway 45. I also repair peoples broken vibrating dildos, fleshlights, ass jagging plugs, you name it. Most days I put in 16 hours working on this shit plus keep up with all the latest hot porn titles is very demanding. So I'm very appalled at your accusations. BOWIE RULES!!!

  • @morrison1405 David Bowie is still alive, aged 64... :P

  • @XxEvilTiggerxX Ha Ha Very funny. Keep your sick jokes to yourself pal. Don't go tugging at my heart strings like that. I'm very sensitive about David Bowie.

  • @morrison1405 i'm being completely serious, no joke...

  • @XxEvilTiggerxX Ah geez, awwwe Christ. You don't have to be so hurtful towards me.

  • @morrison1405 oh just be quiet, you non-sensical person... I've tried to be as nice as i can, now just shut up and listen to the music

  • @XxEvilTiggerxX OK you're right. But just one more thing. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

  • @morrison1405 how does that have any baring on whether David Bowie is dead or not?

  • @XxEvilTiggerxX It doesn't. I was just wondering. Well have you? You know, ever seen a grown man naked?

  • @morrison1405 Make an educated guess. Now either be quiet, or go and fix some broken dildos or something.

  • @XxEvilTiggerxX Send me the buttplug you have hidden under your bed. I'll install a supercharger in it for 30 bucks and have it back to you in no time. I'll give you the address.

  • te amo bowie

  • @vkalinka17 that doesn't even make sense in any language you iliterate bastard. Let someone else type for you. I got a little job for you on the side.

  • @FrankRizz911 Well said Frank. Since when do the savages of the Dingo Islands have access to the web. He doesn't even know what a roll of toilet paper and a bar of soap looks like and he's on here getting down on some Bowie. WTF.

  • Wow WTF! I google "Anal Toothbrush Manipulation" and this is the first thing that pops up.

  • @FrankRizz911 I'm guessing David Bowie invented "ATM" ( and I'm not talking about ass to mouth or the Tyme machine) I'm talking about the toothbrush thing. Although it wouldn't surprise me if Bowie invented ass to mouth or the cash machine because him and Rod Stewart were always tinkering away in the shop trying to come up with gadgets and out do each other. Sadly I believe it was the battle with Stewart over the patent rights to the Fleshlight that led to Bowies death in 2008.

  • I am no longer unlucky.

  • I love this song SO much

  • Guys, David Bowie wrote this song *for* Mott the Hoople. They released it after he wrote the lyrics/melody. It's not a cover and it's not surprising that he did his own version of it. I personally like the Mott the Hoople version better, but that's just personal preference.

  • @itsamandaN I beg to differ The little known fact is Frank Stallone wrote this for Bowie but let David take credit and register the song as his own because Frank Stallone really likes Fleshlights.

  • omg I never knew Bowie did a version of this song

  • @thevideogamenerd100 Yeah it was written by Frank Stallone as a gift to David Bowie shortly after David invented the Fleshlight. Frank was always quite appreciative to Bowie throughout the years for inventing that.

  • @thevideogamenerd100 Bowie actually wrote this song for mote the hoople.

  • @thevideogamenerd100 Bowie wrote it !

  • Im afraid i prefer mott the hoople's version... S:

  • I Don't kno which version I prefer of this song, Mott the hoople's or this one...Either way, this song is awesome and mindblowing.

  • Damn that guy JerryTKangaroo admitted he takes two hot thick throbbin cocks in his ass at the same time. Thats so gay even David Bowie never did that.

  • I never really want to hear any other version of this song--kinda hauntingly groovy!

  • This version is horrible, where the hell are the groovy background vocals?

    Bowie has made some great songs but I prefer the Mott the Hoople version of this song anyday, its just better.

    Both Ian Hunter and David Bowie arent great singers when it comes to hit the notes right but in this song Bowies effort isnt whats needed. I think he knew Mott would do it better thats why they got it

  • Why is everyone saying RIP? He's still alive...

  • The pic of Bowie @1:44 was from about the time he liked to insert habanero peppers into his rectum and let decompose for months on end. Some kind of weird stuff David was always up to. But that's why he was so great. RIP David Bowie, 1947-2008.

  • Damn, R.I.P Bowie.

  • @rosalbina188

    this song is older than green day is

  • david must have copied 21 guns from green day! lol

  • @rosalbina188 Bowie does not copy, look up the word "Orginal" in the dictionary and you'll see David Bowie's picture. Look up "Fake" in the dictionary and you'll see Lady Gaga's picture.

  • @MrDataCode omg, i thought it was obvious i was joking!!! 21 guns is from 2009, and as time-travelling is not possible yet..

  • @rosalbina188 Sorry, you just don't know what stupid things people believe these days.

  • @MrDataCode of course ga ga is fake, she wouldn't know what real music is if it came up to her and slapped the bitch.

  • @yogaman1919 I just don't understand the whole buzz about her, I've heard most of her music and I think it's alright in terms of its alright for a week or two but gets old real fast. Bowie's songs live on for decades.

  • @MrDataCode that's because david bowie, like many from the 60s and 70s had something alot of these newer bands dont have, talent, and a good grasp on what it takes to make REAL music. which is why i like to stick with what i call the old hymns.

  • @yogaman1919 Yeah and these newer bands wouldn't even ever think about something cool like David Bowie and shove hot habenero peppers up their asses. That's the difference between real talent and today's modern hacks. Did you know Bowie only took 2 poops in his life. True story.

  • @morrison1405 lol i never mention what david gets into inserting into any body cavities lmao. my comments were strictly from a lyric and music writing point of view.

  • @yogaman1919 I hear what your saying. You're into the lyric's and music and I'm more into the history of Bowie's legacy of inserting hot peppers into his ass, his inventing of the Fleshlight and attaching jumper cables to his nutsack and zapping his nuts and so on. I understand our differences. Good day friend.

  • @morrison1405 Sort of a blueprint for your own life, eh?

  • @JerryTKangaroo Look kid, we don't need your negative trolling around here. Get out of your mums basement and go kiss a girl for a change.

  • @morrison1405 Well, it's YOUR mom's basement I'm living in; and I'm a huge fucking faggot so, no, I won't be kissing girls. As for "negative" trolling, oh you need it. You WANT it...you're just still in the closet. Maybe you're sticking the wrong peppers up your ass. Loosen up, paint your face, put on a spangly leotard and go suck a dick for a change. You'll feel a lot better. Just ask David!

  • @JerryTKangaroo Oh look out we got a uptight militant faggot chirping off here. Loosen up and stick an egg plant up your ass and chill bro. RIP David Bowie, 1947-2008

  • @morrison1405 Uh, you're the one who can't take a joke, shitwick.

  • @morrison1405 Funny, I have no problem letting people post on my page, but you don't give that option. I guess that makes you a cowardly bitch AND a closet case. For the record, yeah, I do get double dicked. I have mind blowing group sex, because I live in one of the most amazing, sexual cities in the world. You live in Buttfuck, WI. Go make some cheese.

  • @JerryTKangaroo Sorry I don't let people with pussy lips on their asshole desecrate my page. Strict rule of mine.

  • not good. write it, don't sing it. ian hunter forever

  • Where did Bowie record this, I've heard him doing this once before on record but I can't find it on "Official Albums, have I missed one ??

  • He isn't dead.....

  • The people who say...'well i reckon this version is better etc etc'....i say....hahah. no more no less...the bloke who brought out the original should get the respect & this is the man...

  • @jacklurcher Yes I exclaim! You are correct up the ass. The original is always most respected. Thank you Frank Stallone for writing this wonderful number. BTW, your brother Sly is one shitty actor. I think he suffers from the same gleep disease as Bruce the Wannabe Jew Springsteen.

  • Well done Bowie, youre musics still great & youre alive hahahahaaa.

    congrats to the young uns who havent got a clue.....

  • I heard Bowie used a Fleshlight on himself while laying down all the vocal tracks for this song.

  • @morrison1405 little known fact.. David Bowie invented the fleshlight while laying down this track.

  • david bowie even in his strangness is so sexy.

  • What's wrong with you all?, this version is more soulful, David performed it much better, the guitar sounds amazing in this version. I'd wish Bowie released it instead of that Hopple guy.

  • @metjovi dislike

  • Bowie helped Ian Hunter a bit on Mot the Hoople's version . eg . the backing vocals on Hoople's version was Bowie, with a hand in the production as well.....doesn't matter....classic song both did it well.

  • @eyematiger I'm sure Ian Hunter appreciated all the help he could get from Bowie since Ian is blind and has no eyes since childhood. That David, always helping people out. RIP David, God bless his soul.

  • david bowie is the one and only true rock gods he is still around when others fall by the way side long live the king ....

  • I like this version but I love Mott the Hoople's version a little more :) 60/70s I tell you they had the best rockers.

  • As much as I admire David Bowie for writing this great song, it

    was truly made for Mott the Hopple, hands down. Every time

    I hear this song, the movie "Juno" comes to mind.

  • That pic of Bowie @3:10 was from about the time he was named an honorary Grand Wizard of the KKK- Macon, Georgia chapter. There was almost nothing David liked more than a nice cross burning and a coon hunt on a cool Georgia summer night. That whacky David Bowie, he was always up to something. RIP David Bowie, 1947-2008.

  • i know he wrote it, but Mott the Hoople preform it better

  • i love how you felt the need to point out, a few times in the video, the fact that david bowie looks like a cat XD lol

  • @dwevill123 I don't think the uploader is trying to point out that Bowie looks like a cat. In the first cat picture one of the cats pupils is bigger than the other, Bowie has one permanently dialated eye. In the second picture of a cat the cats eyes appear to be diffrent colors, in the following picture of Bowie his eyes look like they are diffrent colors.

    David Bowie does not look like a cat.

  • @iluvchubbles he does a bit

  • the original song is from moot the hoople but, david bowie wrote it?

  • mabey they ment to say RIP ziggy stardust

  • bowie is ALIVE!

  • R.I.P-U>S>A with love