Tea With Z, Part I

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. The OAS Permanent Council agreed to support Evo 'the terrorist' Morales Communist Government with words and posters. The posters will read "We love Evo". Evo the terrorist was able to gain this support thru massive and huge bribes.......Santa Cruz is holding a referendum for autonomy in eight days. Evo'the terrorist'Morales has vowed to ignore the call for autonomy as his troops shoot down people in Santa Cruz that vote against Evo.I say Dame Edith has a good chance2take over

[frio109]

Zarbod,As you know another violent over throw of Bolivia is either days or minutes away.The Communist Government of Evo the Terrorist Morales is violently imposing redistribution of wealth or stealing from the citizens on a grand scale. This has led to 4 of the 9 provinces rebelling against Evo the Terrorist Morales. Evo sent his foreign Minister David Choquehuanca to Washington where yesterday he addressed the OAS(Organization of the American States)Permanent Council for support.

[Zarbod]

I think he wants to be like Robin Hood.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. It's in the name. Robin=Rob pural form. Hood=Hood-lum. So Robin Hood =Crook steals. Now we go to Evo 'the terrorist' Morales. Evo=Afternoon/sundown. Terrorist=Terrorist. Morales=No morales. So Evo 'the terrorist' Morales= No morales for afternoon terrorism. See it is quite simple. Frio, First Science Officer.

[13Videos]

Simply DIVINE, indeed! Smiles all around, and with tea! Thanks for sharing crumpets with the aliens, oh great one.

[Zarbod]

I get that a lot :) Thanks.

[mycheesesteak]

Just say no to communism.

[Zarbod]

Comrade, I think you doth protest too much.

[mycheesesteak]

I like you so don't make me space modulate you.

[Zarbod]

Ok, ok. I was just kidding.

[AlexFate101]

Tea and revolution - Good food for the mind.

Alex

[LocoMiguel]

That was fun.

[Zarbod]

Thanks. More to come.

[Zarbod]

Cool. I'll have to think of something fun.

[fuzzfoot]

That was quite pleasant, now wasn't it?

[BillyDOOM23]

That lady rules!

[Zarbod]

Yeah, her channel cracks me up.

[Zarbod]

lol. Perhaps you would care to do some singing with me sometime? I do some musicals sometime.

[Zarbod]

Good point. Can I pour you a cup of tea?

[bwings]

It looks like you two had a very pleasent visit.

This reminds me. we never did post that video about our dinner date together.

Perhaps I should upload that some day :p

[Zarbod]

I'm up for it if you are. I DID win the contest you know.

[bwings]

I know. And Fabio will just have to deal with the loss

[aanyakae]

Teal is the new black! lol

violent communist overthrow? and book clubs.

Lovely. It's always the nice old ladies.

[Zarbod]

Yes. Them and The Quiet ones. Of course sometimes the quiet ones are just quiet.

[aanyakae]

What? Just quiet? Never. Never trust a quiet child. EVER!

[zqueenbean]

And, we never know just how many quiet ones are watching.

[Xenu]

So the right-wing successionist movement in Bolivia is secretly communist? And is this lady just doing her own thing which no one has ever heard of? Hmm.. not sure how I feel about that. On the one hand, she seems like pure evil. On the other, crazy people are hilarious.

[Zarbod]

Yes Crazy is fun! Just wait till Friday--I hope.

[zqueenbean]

Well, Zarbod, it pleases me to see you socializing with powerful Earth females closer to your age... After I check the moon station, I am planning to land in Paris. See you soon.

[frio109]

QueenMummy, Uh, when inspecting our Moon Base Station. You won't have to check Storage Vault 501-709. Nope. No need to. Also no need to really read the Stations Log reports. Nope, no need to. I have ordered the Station to serve you, your favorite tea with wiskey to be also served with Rum Balls. I have stocked the Base with lots of your favorite Cigarettes, Marlboro 2012's. The Station will load a couple of tons of these cigarettes in your ship for you....... Frio, First Science Officer.

[zqueenbean]

I know what you are trying to do, Frio. Do you really think rumballs are a good match with tea and whiskey?  Do you?! Maybe on Ironchef Alien, but not in my moon kitchen. I'll be watching you... I watch everyone.

[frio109]

QueenMummy, Ok i will call Moon Base Station to change your menu to Fried Earth Human with wiskey shots. they have the latest cook book "How to serve Humans 202". will this be more to your taste? Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I'll still take the rumballs. Please send them to my quarters...and have Redearth Rachel deliver them.

[zqueenbean]

Absolutely! You do know how to make Mummy happy.

[frio109]

QueenMummy, Greetings, I have plan your trip for you to Moon Base Forward Edge, It will be exciting. The Stations personel will welcome you at the Hanger with a red carpet. They will throw flowers at you and clap at your speech. They will load your bribe, uh, cigarettes as you 'inspect' the Station. This will be conducted at the Station Bar and Grille. Your Favorite Wiskey shots will be served with Fresh Earth Human finger foods. A nice salad. French Baked Frenchmen for your delight. Frio, FSO.

[Zarbod]

Land in Paris? Did she clear that?

[zqueenbean]

Yes, a chance for you to wear that French get up again...

[Bobofet241]

Nooooooooooooooo! Not sugar and (ugh) 'milk with earl Grey tea! It's supposed to be served with a thin wedge of lemon. E Gad man!either that or brandy.I feel so violated.

[searella59]

So that was an improper tea?

[frio109]

SearS, Is there anything better then inproper tea with the ladies? Just wondering. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I think she's T-ed off now!

[Zarbod]

Is it still ok to add Scotch?

[Rowdyeh]

Earl grey tea is cool but I think you've got enough lumps, Zarbod! LOL! Hey, you're not into old bags, are you?

[OneoftheImmortals]

Rowdyeh, why do you ask; is your wife in town?

[Rowdyeh]

No, but your daughter is nice!

[Zarbod]

Ouch, ouch. lol

[Zarbod]

Ouch

[Zarbod]

I'm over 700 years old so I'm robbing the cradle!

[Rowdyeh]

So it's a matter of perspective, then. LOL!

[Zarbod]

like most things.

[Zarbod]

I also like to add a little scotch.

[Bobofet241]

Personally I like to add a tall Irishman,an Englishman and an Australian on the side.I'm greedy.

[Zarbod]

Well, I suppose a person can dream!

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. Dream and Change, Yes Dreams Comrade and Change. Barak promises to Dream of Changing the Stars and Bars flag to a Red Star.....His White House Dream. Frio, FSO.

[Zarbod]

Well change is good...isn't it?

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, Admiral Kirk said it best. After being insulted by the latest Star Trek movie. "Let the Klingons have it and then Modulate all of Earth!". Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I'm a doctor Frio.  Not a freaking space modulating alien. Oh wait. Yes I am!

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, You forgot, You control the most massive and monumental Modulator this side of the Galaxy? I assembled The Modulator 2012K model which took months, in Earth Orbit. I spent more time doing Extra work in 'cloak camouflaging' the Modulator. Most people who see it will just think it's the Moon! But we seem to be having a problem with Modulator 2012K. Frio, First Science Officer.

[LocoMiguel]

"Liberals have hailed 'change' as if it were something to be sought for its own sake, and have destroyed the corrective awareness of abiding things."

- Gerhart Niemeyer

[frio109]

LocoM, Liberals=Communism under a different name. Most don't even realise they are 'commies'. They usually think they are just smarter then ever one else. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Cosmic alignment.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Zarbod.

Discussing a coupe d'etat? Over tea,no less.This could wind up as a tempest in a tea pot.

[Zarbod]

Nice one.

[Chivalryaintdead]

I don't like Earl grey, a very good Assam is my favorite. It is very expensive though.

[Zarbod]

That sounds good too.

[vainihminen]

what a lovely lady, I wouldn't mind her controlling Bolivia

[Zarbod]

Wouldn't we all!

[DameEdithDivine]

Zarbod! ...is HOT! Brilliant, Darling, if I do say so myself!

[Blargaldalien]

Go ahead,say it...

[Zarbod]

Yes, please do. Thanks :)

[OneoftheImmortals]

Zarbod, I see you are going head to head with "The Jake & Jiffy Show - with Special Youtube Guests."

I guess this universe is larger enough for both shows. The question is:

Will guests be banned from one show if they go on another? hmmm

Oh, DameEdithDeivine, good luck with your coup d'état. We missed you this Monday at Oprah's "A New Earth" class. Ta Ta for now, Darling.

[Zarbod]

I'm not familiar with them but I'll have to check it out.

[OneoftheImmortals]

Zarbod, their premier talk show was this week.

youtube. com/watch?v=vujlfhNMfE8

They have yet to master the English language. Perhaps you can recognize what planet they are from. Read the comments I left for Jake and Jiffy. It seems they may need you and Moon Maiden to help them with Alien Anal probing their captive, Charles Trippy.

[DameEdithDivine]

I just found out about those "A New Earth" classes today. Sorry I missed you! Caio!

[tmarineo]

Two of my favourites together! I'm loving it!

[DameEdithDivine]

Thank you Darling!

[Zarbod]

Thank you!

[Zarbod]

Thanks.

[manateeak]

I know what you mean the queen can be rather forward at times and a bit chatty.But DameEdith seems sweet.

[Zarbod]

Ever so sweet.

[Zarbod]

It is never boring!

[TheTittySisters]

guess who's comming to dinner?? lol

[Zarbod]

Just wait till Tea on Wednesday.

[OneoftheImmortals]

Sidney Poitier?

[DameEdithDivine]

Monty Woolley?

[OneoftheImmortals]

DameEdithDivine, Monty Woolley?

Oh my dear, if you are going to date yourself why not be a little more closer to the truth and say Lionel Barrymore & Billie Burke will be hosting Zarbod's dinner at 8:00; and the guests will include Marie Dressler and Jean Harlow?

Darling, you are so well preserved but we all know the truth. If it weren't for you, Little Eva would have never met, much less married, Perón.

[Zarbod]

Wow. I feel young again since I only vaguely know those people!

[Zarbod]

Good guess!