The most powerful man on earth

[benjo118]

The amount of keyboard jokes on here are fucking ridiculoushskahushskahskkdlflf­ndbsjfkskahh

[krt1ca]

Serious sam is stronger...

[smalybooboo]

Guys this is all fake Chuck Noris isn't all that if he was he would come and get right now..... Be right back some ones and my door

[dannygmzz]

I wonder if he's good in bed..

lolwut?

[ExtremeRapidity]

Chuck noris SYCK THIS VIDS NOT EVEN REAL.FAILURES

[FPSzweden]

this is bullshit if he was a god he would just kick the door in and grab my head and punch

it to the keyboardjkdlkdfjhsdjklöjhdfklö­djkdkljkzsdfjklldfjkjhndfm,dfm­njndfm,djkl

[lightingfireboy]

@xXxbuttlerxXx 9Gag?

[xXxbuttlerxXx]

chuck norris is not powerful atall if he were he would come in my house and smash myface against the keyboard aodsyucbgonfizfnovdicgy xilygfbiugCBiulzgdbiugfboxcsn YGfcbosyug Igfi

[thewhitedragon341]

i typed in chuck norris on my computer one time, it said "norris" was spelled incorectly, my computer exploded. : /

[Littlemanjan]

Chuck Norris - Bruce Lee

[Littlemanjan]

Chuck Norris - Bruce Lee

[Muovivaha]

When i grow up, ill grow a beard!

[kirokatana1]

every single person who watched this video is full of sarcasm including me.just look at the comments.

[Milistaier]

@kirokatana1 including you? does that mean actually it isn't? but that means since you're comment isn't of sarcasm, then is true, and you said it's made of sarcasm...wait what. we need to go deeper

[DANGER95M]

bruce lee can kick his ass

[thefalloutkid13]

that man was luckly a tree was there or he would've had alot of walking to do 0:31

[thefalloutkid13]

Chuck Norris plays tricks on his mind

Chuck Norris can see John Cena

Chuck Norris never needs to take a shower, dirt wont dare to go near him

Chuck Norris dosent prepare for meetings, meeting prepare for him

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

[thewhitedragon341]

@thefalloutkid13 that last one got you a like :)

[elbonja]

Chuck Norris is so powerfull that not even Goku on is 4th transformation can beat him. Is it true that Chuck Norris is a Saiyan? That explains his blond hair, he is already a Super Saiyan... (°¬_¬)

[VRPcheatmaster13]

Chuck Norris got hit with a nuclear bomb. Poor bomb

[Chikinburro]

Chuck Faquin Norris!

[kasper915]

Chuck Norris doesn't remove comments he removes users..

[AlptraumG36]

it´s not a man , it´s Chuck Norris.

[arlo1024]

Sucks Balls....Hold on somes at my door

[GlassesGirlsIsMoeeee]

WTF....



[robloxian8153]

to all the bruce lee lovers and not chuck norris years later chuck stared at bruce and died

[stoob1969]

Guy on right -'How did you do it?' Chuck 'Read the name badge'

[FutureUSMC12]

Personally, i'm getting tired of all these Chuck Norris "facts". He may be an awesome dude, but he cannot push the world down, he only has 2 fists, and where it took Chuck 30 minutes to watch 60 Minutes, it took me 30 seconds until I realized how dumb it was.

[OnePieceNarutoFanxD]

bruce lee is better :\ chuck norris is no match for him

[cedric199870]

he cant destroy the earth like inthe description

who would win, bruce lee or chuck norris???

[lgndyexodus008]

@cedric199870 Chuck Norris would. The real reason why Bruce Lee "died" was because he was in a fight with Chuck Norris..and Chuck Norris round house kicked him so hard that Lee got split in half. Those two halves became what we know as Jackie Chan and Jet Li!

[cedric199870]

@lgndyexodus008 wtf are you talking about?, 2 halfs of a person became 2 ppl?

and answer me, does chuck norris exist?, is he a martial artist, i dont know much about him

[cedric199870]

@lgndyexodus008 are you kidding me?

2 half persons get 2 ppl? was chuck a martial artist? does he even exist?

[Ry262800]

that was sooooooo fake hes strong but not the strongest man on earth

[rafax241]

@everybodywalkthedino if i were you i would run as fast as hell right now

[Leonknight23]

72 people wish they had a beard of protection

[andymolotov]

@leej70

Do u realise its just a joke right? Dont take it too seriously

[leej70]

@andymolotov Yeah of course i do, it's just that all this hyperbole about him is wearing a little thin now.

[Oskargosbol]

0:38 you can hear someone say HADOUKEN!

[leej70]

Chuck Norris is just another stupid fucking American actor

[andymolotov]

@leej70

Chuck Norris will hunt you down for this.... :O

[leej70]

@andymolotov Oh no! A 71 year old actor hunting me down.......whatever will i do??

[mihaimoldo]

I tried to search on google about God. It said: did you mean Chuck Norris?

[growldonex]

chuck norris isnt a god -_-

[Arkenarge]

@growldonex you're correct, calling him a god is a insult.

[ntn777]

ahhahah I LMAO with "healing powers", didn't see that coming

[sasau]

chuck norris can kick the camera and your flat screen will crack

[89Noctis]

Chuck norris is nothing bruce lee ftw

[rafax241]

@89Noctis if i were you, i would run right now, or maybe it's too late already

[dylanmaster98]

@rafax241 you cant run from chuck norris all you can do is wait to die

[rockerchrisy]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can Swim on land.

[cbacreative]

hahahaha, great!

[josephstanding]

he's just a human being and that's just the world of movies. Dreamers!

[bastinhas4ever]

72 people now must be dead

[lsl70]

The only reason the other guy survived in the car in the last scene is because he was within Chucks all powerful aura.

[BroyhillVideo]

chuck norris is so tuff that he doesn't age. christ he's like ancient and doesn't look a day over 40.

[dudmic]

let's make it 70

[BrewtalRiff]

Chuck was never aware he was being filmed in these clips.

[thewhitedragon341]

@BrewtalRiff impossible, chuck norris knows every thing

[BrewtalRiff]

@thewhitedragon341 Forgive me, Chuck ALLOWED his daily work to be filmed :)

[thewhitedragon341]

@BrewtalRiff thats great and all but what does that have to do wit mah commant??

[epiccommenter12]

Chuck noris dont need no gun, a gun needs chuck noris..........

[lunarossa94]

69 people are grose

[NeverDiesEver]

Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way of the Dragon" HA TAKE THAT!

[emil95edberg]

@NeverDiesEver he didnt die he just fell a sleep of boredom

[AnaruXII]

next hero class in wow:chuck norris

[TheAndrew1987]

when HE born the countdown started in 2012 he will die and the world will end (plz dont tell this to him , i want to have kids :((

[TheKing00kojakes]

im still here dudes..fhuck norris..

[clueless301]

Go to Google search.

Make sure instant search is off.

Type: Find Chuck Norris.

Click: I'm feeling lucky.

[harrypotterfan9768]

@clueless301 That's so cool :D

[Cutie3XBaby]

@clueless301 its the first i saw this, how come there is something like this? Is google just making fun of us? haha

[NarutoHirashinXD]

@clueless301 lol i wuz like wtf

[melistentodeathmetal]

At 00:53 Chuck has a gun. Why?!

[TheGamelessOne]

@melistentodeathmetal  To give the other guy a chance...

[TheConnor127]

Every time you say 'chuck norris' you grow a chest hair

[SuperYoungtev]

in soviet russia.....Ahh blah! Chuck Norris is awesome!

[TheKing00kojakes]

chuck norris is a gay..

[mathieuwhocares]

@TheKing00kojakes RIP

[d1versify]

0:47 EPIC HAHAHAHA

[alesssandroandrade]

wacth; mundo canibal hahahahah  chuck noia is the man.

[tortaelpastor]

in soviet russia chuck norris is a girl !

[Arkenarge]

@tortaelpastor female chuck norris can still kick everyone's asses :)

[haxcop]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha nooo vale se paso !!

[markmotarker]

you got to love him? you have to love him... theres not much choosing

[LimeSlimez]

Now i understand!

[TheGamelessOne]

If Chuck's boots could talk, they wouldn't tell stories, they'd give a list of victims who's heads they've gone through, with detail info: Name, Date, Time, and the look on their face just before contact.

[x2gCuppyCake69]

Healinq Powers Hah

[andrew46hitman]

@emaoneluv chuck Norris is a world champion fighter the man is a legend some people even say he could beat Bruce lee in a fight they have a whole website of chuck norris

[TheAmirnavids]

He's the best

[emaoneluv]

whats so good about chuck noris? seriously i dont get it.. what significant act did this man complete to obtain such status.... SOMEONE REPLY TO ME!!!

[robert1984nor]

@emaoneluv its a joke you idiot

[emaoneluv]

@robert1984nor why do people make jokes about him being so great though... THATS whats im asking about

[CobraAssassin94]

68 people got roundhoused in the face by chucknorris so hard that they automaticly hit the like button on this video

[Heinemil]

I didnt die... yet

[msgalleguez]

@KisukeUraharaHat LE GASP! HOW DARE U QUESTION THE POWER OF CHUCK NORRIS!

[TheGamelessOne]

Chuck Norris once met a man in Sandals. Impressed with this young man's beard, Chuck taught him some simple tricks such as: Turning water into wine, walking on water, Curing the sick, etc.

[Junsumoto]

Chuck Norris is NOT the most powerful man on earth. Chuck Norris is the most powerful man on the universe.

[spartanwarrior46]

@Junsumoto no he is not ON the universe it's "IN the universe"

[frankynguyen2009]

fuck chuck, its all about bruce motha fuckin lee

[TuxNoBux]

r you kidding bruce lee was the fastest & best in the hole bloody world

[SpEaKnOw1213]

if zombie outbreak happens there's one name i can ask for help CHUCK NORRIS haha

[noodiTHEboss]

This Guys Movies Are Terrible

[MegaMostawesome]

this is actually footage from chuck norri's upcoming biography,but the movie itself commitied suicide out of sheer fear

[ajstyles367]

bruce lee puts this wannabe to shame

[eshoo8000]

Nothing can escape a black whole, and nothing escape Chuck Norris even a black hole ...

[Junsumoto]

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

[akavilay2]

LOL AT 0:31 puts the hulk to shame

[279Drummer]

Texas ranger filmed in dallas,

[88feji]

The second coming of Christ is indefinitely postponed ..... still waiting for Chuck Norris's approval ..

[kkdkk7]

Ch .. ch ..chch chucka , chucka ..

[runescapeplox123]

ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥ punoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɔ



[salvadory]

56 people will soon feel the fists of steel and the head kick of doom by his holiness Chuck Norris- repent ye 56 or you will feel the wrath of mighty Chuck!

[mikegemistos]

there is no life at Mars cause Chuck has been there :P

[009jailkeeper]

56 people has been kicked ass by chuck norris

[French20cent]

Chuck Norris doesn't wake up when the sun is here, the sun comes when Chuck Norris wake up.

[danz1910]

hey everyone look what he does at 0:30 seconds he throws that guy with some backflips into the tree. lolololollololol

[kindmat2]

@danz1910 

[linlar10]

the world will not get destroyed 2012, Chuck Norris nukes Planet X with his fist

[samdepot10]

i am scared of pressing the dislike button, cuz Chuck Norris is standing over my shoulder at the moment. I wouldn't press the dislike anyway.

[jasenrooks2010]

@GENAROGARZONMEXICO ill try it

click dislike button but if i live

i tape like button over 10000 times

[floppykid]

This video is incorrect, Chuck Norris isn't a lowly "man".

[gaby232323]

When Chuck Norris makes push ups he doesnt lift up himself he moves the planet thats why is gettin colder outside because Chuck Norris pushes the earth away from the sun ROFLMAO :))

[gaby232323]

type on google find Chuck Norris clik im feeling lucky (to find) Answer:

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you

Try a different person

ROFLMAO why the world is jokeing so much with Chuck Norris even google makes a fool out of him ROFLMAO

[bboyfreestyle]

@gaby232323 LMFAOOOROFL!!!!! Best easter egg everr

[BroyhillVideo]

0:30 lololololol

[Smokegerbs21]

I will never be scared of the end of the world because i know chuck norris would save us.

[sarevor]

Chuck Norris isn't short; He's just conserving energy.

[jabe55]

Lol.  Chuck Norris pawns!

[sweetxheart13]

but the truth is that he's just an actor.... XD

[cjhalli]

what films are these from

[Subash0069]

chuck norris created the big bang

[556forlunch]

praise the almighty

[GINGERMURDERER84]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

[gangsterlad86]

@GINGERMURDERER84 lol great comment XD

[d1versify]

@GINGERMURDERER84 i swear i thought of it many many years ago without having seen it anywhere!i had only seen "can kill two birds with one stone" and since i like surreal humour i thought of this !

[TheReymesterio11]

hahahahahahahahaha the tree

[57thdarkspear]

chuck norris. is so cool..than when you say his name you can hear heavy metal in the background

[Elitez9]

Chuck Norris does not breathe in oxygen.Oxygen breathe in Chuck Norris

[Redfield27]

If Chuck gives a roundhouse kick in da truck, I now know how meteorites are flying around the universe !!!

[DisciplinedUnit]

I was a non-believer until I watched this video

[KRterrorKR123]

Chuck norris wasn't wearing the seatbelt. The seatbelt was wearing Chuck norris

[noLIFEmarines]

@KRterrorKR123 LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[madmoody79]

every living thing breathes oxygen , but Chuck Norris survives on nitrogen, that why it accounts for 70% of Earth atmosphere ...

[magnusalimus]

how can his suit always be so clean oh i almoste forgot his chuck norris

[balado1988]

chuck norris is always right even when hes wrong

[TheDicksAthrobbin]

Chuck Norris,prodigy,acting legend,often overlooked for his mastering of the craft.Chuck Norris wears a man purse like nobodys business.Chuck Norris legendary winner of The Ironbeard Himilayin Triatholon.No one shall tread in Chuck Norris s path,or a flurry of lotus chops will be your reward.

[VAIVS]

omg i soo loled at the end

front completly busted, chuck norris unbelts and steps out as if nothing happened xD

[lrcdert2010]

Chuck Norris can seat standing up and stand seating down.

[kagey16]

Hell is just wonderland after they commented the bearded look is well out of date.

[kagey16]

Chuck Norris is everywhere and everyone at once.Does that mean when i fantasize about a hot girl that i am fantasising about chuck norris?Does this mean we are all possibly gay

[VivaEnchilada]

there is no invisible lines or stuntmen, it is all real

[ceasefire066]

america used nuke during world war coz chuck norris was yet to be born

[MistahJ74]

lmao i love how easily he comes out of the car. damn, absolutely heroic.

[MarzParty42]

Cuck Norris could beat the Kraken with one hand in Clash of the Titans.

[MRClarke1987]

what movie was that awesome scene from?

i.e. chuck hurling that man into tree

[mrengwallo]

@MRClarke1987

The best thing is that every scenes from this clip comes from the Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire movie :)

[Zretar]

There are endless streams of difrent universes, we are the only unfortunte one to have chuck norris

[supercool126]

@Zretar How dare you say Chuck Norris leaves us unfortunate! Roundhouse kick to the face for you!

[Zretar]

@supercool126 We are unforturnate because he kicks our asses daily

[AmatZelo]

what movies chuck does?

[tommyAryan]

wtf was that actually in a movie

[spleefrog9]

only Chuck Norris could crash into a van and then walk out like he just parked it.

[Steve63ism]

Chuck Norris holds every world record.  The Guinness Book of World Records just lists the people who have come the closest.

[TheGrimKidX]

Chuck Norris and God were roommates in an apartment called The Begining of Time, and God created the universe as a birthday present for Chuck. That's why he can defy the laws of existence, because reality was created to bend to his will. Chuck Norris' blood is made of 100% farm fresh God Juice. Captain Falcon didn't invent the Falcon Punch, Chuck Norris taught it to him. Chuck Norris started the Big Bang by farting. Jesus was born when Chuck Norris licked a Tootsie Pop that God gave him.

[KisukeUraharaHat]

Chuck Norris sucks.

[unitedhorde]

48 people died from chuck norris

[Salllen]

chuck norris > all

[truegwbfan]

one time chuck norris went to the moon to say he mooned everyone at once but only half the world seen it! so chuck norris split the moon in 2 pieces and then cloned himself and was on both moons and mooned the whole world.

[KisukeUraharaHat]

@truegwbfan One time, somebody made a stupid comment about Chuck Norris that made me hate him even more.

[valgez]

No fucking way Chuck Norris is the most powerful. I mean, he used to be the one. But then came Keanu Reeves! He can fly, fight hundreds of Agents Smith and even resurrect!!! I'd say Chuck is his deputy

[TheGrizzledBear]

@valgez One problem. No one fucking likes Keanu Reaves. And the Matrix is science fiction. This is real life, not a fucking computer program.