Adam Winrich: Firewhips at Night

[zwacka]

Like light saber's for cowboys! This guy is cool. Especially when he goes all Darth Maul.

[fartdoggity]

There's a hell of a battle going on in Fallujah. I think you need to be air dropped there ASAP.

[XxxTenebraexxX]

Satan has decreed that you need a whooping, so we sent this bald guy.

[korver50]

isnt anyone vagely reminded to star wars by this?

[QuaziGNRLNose]

oh yea you wanna fight?!

[rawrzo4rz]

you, my friend, are a fucking bad ass. i've said that to several other people but i am not even joking around, you are a beast and give me hope for humanity. i salute you adam winrich.

[DJjcoast]

what if he hit his self and caught on fire

[Krac151]

he should be a superhero

[WoWGoD13]

YOUUUUUU SHALLLLLL NOTTTTTT PASSSSSSS

[lp000028]

how did you make it

[Podjez]

@lp000028 It's usually chain dipped in gasoline.

[darkthunder060]

star wars

[CaptCrewSock]

I bet this dude could play We Will Rock You by Queen using only his whip.

[cedricnaldoza]

3:10 he looks like he has a lightsaber! :))

[OxANGELZZICExO]

looks like 8 people burnt they ass.

[speedy6561]

gyík



[trickso]

Quick, Mr Belmont! Dracula is on the loose!

[carlie1214]

this is what happens when your parents let you play with fire.

[jmillz60]

at least people get a glimpse of watt getting whipped in hell is like lol

[tubeuser2222]

@jmillz60 lolololol

[dgreatll]

GOD of WAR the movie?

[BigJeansSkinnyShirts]

Son you better sit your ass down before i call Adam Winrich to come whip it!

[FreaknikJr254]

imagine gettin hit wit tht......my ass hurts jus from typin tht

[mykey316]

And he has no hair because....????

[killercheese101]

Do four!

[atlane01]

shit would be awsome at a rave

[Kharnifex999]

I refuse to believe your last name isn't Belmont

[jdangerz]

KRATOS!!!!!!!!! this is awesome.....



[sgtmjames]

i promise i will not try this at home, my friends house though is a whole other story

[ochgottnochma]

awesome

[alsoRichards]

Go slay Dracula with that shit.

[ThatsWhatSheSaid454]

Iron man might have killed whiplash, but his next challenge is this guy.

[protectoroffaith]

@ThatsWhatSheSaid454 :P whiplash got nothin on adam :P

[oscarsanders07]

this reminds me of god of war thumbs up if u think it does also

[WhistlersBrother]

This is freakin' amazing!!

[SamTerrazas]

He has whiskey dick of the lightsaber.

[HeaanLasai]

What length are those whips?

[krizzalid99able]

using two whips it looks like he's distorted the atmosphere

[Chamomileable]

Simon Belmont lives!

[comanderlev]

THAT.... Is the single most badass tool in the history of man!

[neomp5]

i can't decide if he's a marvel comics villain or a sith lord.

[azntoniis]

man this reminds me of the plasma whips in ratchet and clank.. :p

[ShiningforceHero]

it was epic .. until he said "Comming up next 2 firewhips!" then my pants exploded

[5kwisgaar]

I almost started singing "Shout at the Devil!"

[blastic101]

I wonder why he's bald.

[Dilbez]

You are, hands down, the coolest motherfucker in the god damn world.

[Ammit5]

Now if only he cracked that whip to the rhythm of a Castlevania song.

[Redblackk42]

Fun fact: Seeing this makes you 2.58 times manlier than you were before you saw it.

[rainyjackdad]

lightsabre

[animeserena]

Mesmerizing.

[LeperMessiah01234]

A Balrog of Morgoth!

[kagome121]

@SlevinV23 Possibly. Last time I tried that over the internet my partner turned out to be a bear. That was some weird shit.

[kagome121]

@SlevinV23 I'm not stupid, I'm bored. There's a difference, and arguing with Trolls are fun. :D They make you feel so intelligent. (Though you need to work more on your act, I didn't really get angry or annoyed. Go to the people on the national anthem videos, they're good at they're non-official job. It's quite amazing, but fairly annoying.) Having a broken ankle means that I'm stuck at my computer for hours upon hours. Really, you take entertainment where you can get.

[prettyboy9138]

Lol KRATOS!!!!!

[BasementBeginnings]

@prettyboy9138 That's what I thought instantly. When he wasn't a god of war yet and still lived among the humans.

[PsychioHaiko]

made me think of Ratchet and his plasma whip in up your arsenal

[kagome121]

@SlevinV23 Wow, that was a great come back. Really, and I'm not being sarcastic at ALL.

[hisoj]

who would win in a fight, adam winrich or indiana jones?

[hogwashsentinel]

@hisoj Indy would just pull out his gun and shoot the guy, duh.

[TheRikcarter]

See Adam... now that you've given us something awesome... we want something more. I think the only thing that can top this is if you cut a bullet in half with a miniature sonic boom lol

If you can do that, you'd be the most dangerous man in the world.

[shafuu]

if this guy was whiplash, iron man wouldn't stand a chance

[Slinker19]

The Crimson Whip

[eMaLiO36]

Simon Belmont meets Balrog.

[FalsifiedAccusations]

So who else is thinking of Simon Belmont? And the other Belmonts? XD

[bigred2989]

This guy must have been a vampire hunter in a past life.

[Ricetrife]

That's badass as fuck son.

[kagome121]

@SlevinV23 Yes, Cracked brought a lot of people here. No one cares, go look for a pathetic top rated viral comment with your minuscule life elsewhere. Or get laid, they're probably the same thing for you.

Seriously, don't give this thumbs up, it'll just be ironically stupid-OH MY GOD! TWO FIRE WHIPS!? Awesome.

[TheRikcarter]

@kagome121 Some people will just comment cheap things to have the proud achievement of being at the top of the comments list. How sad that they need that kind of validation.

[otb1234]

at some points it looked like he was using the Soul Reaver, lol

[woo0018]

You should try coating the whips with boric acid, it produces green fire.

[woo0018]

@woo0018 but I forgot to mention that it is extremley toxic, so thats actually a really bad idea

[liesje9876]

It burns, It bruises and It cuts... liquid spheres are the future!

[Exccentrous1]

Why is Guile's Theme not playing during this?

[solidkingcobra]

we're all f*cked now.

[Spotfir]

WHO IS GOING TO STOP ME FROM TRYING THIS?

[IAmKingTony]

I remember getting the flame whip in Castlevania. This guy remembers getting it in real life.

[Dangturtle]

"They called me gay whip boy in high school. Now, I call them dead."

[speelit]

theyr like lightsabers that bend

[Beamquake]

woo so what

[lovesingread]

Even Dustfinger would be impressed. This man rocks.

[inkheart1198]

@lovesingread love that reference

[lovesingread]

@inkheart1198 I'm glad somebody got it! :D

<3 Dustfinger <3

[inkheart1198]

@lovesingread dustfinger pwns. one of my fav characters of all time

[JohnnyMo1]

Dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!

[yourcathatesme]

one word: HOLY SHIT!!!! oh wait, that's two words.

[coinstalker]

I like how when he cracks it, it looks like it teleports.

[the1small1pimp]

@coinstalker thats cause every pop you hear is him creating a little sonic boom which means the whip is traveling faster then the speed of sound

[coinstalker]

@the1small1pimp I know.

[Heder1981]

Damn it! Vampire Killer!

[DuhyatheSecond]

Dual whip lightsabers ftw!

[odelay34]

Well I know who's playing Kratos when the GOW movie comes out

[Fo0LzGold]

This man is most likely a descendent of the Belmont clan.

[chocolatesprite]

Castlevania II anyone?

[alkallabeth]

well... all superheroes, balrogs and lightsaber comments are taken... damn!

[thaer12345]

This might just about be the coolest thing ever.

[rankaratar]

Dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn!

[NRock2404]

Dude lightsabers were yesterday, this guy uses lightwhips.

[princeofpersia410]

when he started doing it with two firewhips he looked like fucking kratos

[ScentedxMidget]

Try doing this in a residential neighborhood.

[Gerbilmeister]

holy- Can I play as this guy in castlevania?

[UberTroll13]

Someone call Gandalf

[kbyer]

Some of you lot on here are gassin!

[nikkierun]

3:00 he starts spinning in circles and is no longer intimidating.

[ka0t1k1]

This would be alot better if he set himself on fire and cracked the whip

[wallblues]

YOUUUUUU!!! SHAAALLLL NOOOOOT!!! PAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!

[criticaldoza]

floppy lightsaber

[maumac09]

somewhere a slave shivers in fear...

[ThunderCavalier]

Make a movie out of this guy. There's no way that it could suck.

[Shinzu92]

I saw this guy at the renaissance festival IRL, it was FUCKING AMAZING. he took a block of wood and chopped it away with his whip.

[Manny1222]

SONIC BOOM!

[gerell9000]

I can see why he doesn't bother to grow his hair. This is awesome.

[pianoguy222]

Simon Belmont, eat your heart out.

[SPARTANIname]

This guy is obviously what the Balroq became after it died.

[Germandemza]

Kratos is the best.

[darthramen441]

The Balrog's stunt double

[Kcin5041]

@Sunmann99 shut the fuck up noone gives a shit

[plijuh123]

Lightsabers got old long ago.

[Cal6009]

Then he fights Tony Stark...

[CantFaketheFunk]

Dracula is going to get his ass handed to him.

[NewAccJ12]

Lol, Castlevania flame whip. Are you sure his last name isn't belmont?

[ixbleedxfire]

I bet he'd do good in a vampire out break. LOL good 'ol Castlevania.

[CJAnonymous]

1:20

Did you see him wrap the fucking thing around his body and not only fail to incinerate himself, but NOT EVEN FLINCH?

[TheSquisis]

who else thinks this would be much cooler if there was a second person wielding a flaming whip and the two of them battled?

[jannerick2]

cool, but not as awesome as cracked made it out to be.

[helmutlvx]

@jannerick2 You're a fucking moron.

Have you ever even handled a whip? This man is a genius and belittling a single iota of this performance is a slight to every that has, is, and ever will be awe-inspiring.

[jannerick2]

@helmutlvx

that sentence made very little sense.

[ShadowGatex]

@jannerick2 While the guy went a tad overboard, his grammar is correct.

[jannerick2]

@ShadowGatex

YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU

only joking ;)

getting silly but... i must be missing something

every - adjective - where is the object of the clause "every that has"?

awe-inspiring - adjective - what noun does it qualify? the people in who have handled a whip, referred to in the previous incorrect clause?

ps tad overboard? i hope that is understatement! the general audience of this street performer - the non-experts and non S&M fetishists - are entitled to their opinion.

[ShadowGatex]

@jannerick2 I meant a tad overboard as in calling someone a fucking moron for having a different opinion. AKA helmutivx.

[mecharichter]

As awesome as Richter is, he would get his ass handed to him by Winrich. That being said, Winrich should change his name to Winrichter.

[CaulayFlames]

imagine going to turn down a dark alley and seeing this at the other side

[JabeJabberwock]

Why are you not out there fighting crime. Seriously, you have an obligation.

[YJArt]

@JabeJabberwock He looks more like a super villain than a super hero.....

[Exccentrous1]

@JabeJabberwock But then the police department would go out of business.

[multilemonmonkey]

do you need to buy new whip every time ???

[idabest567]

i lit myself on fire doin this

[gutiarart]

His whip is now attuned with the power of FIRE!

[Metalman200xdamnit]

simon belmont is now on you tube

[noping300]

is there a possibility you could make some tutorials so i can learn how to use my 10ft spanish whip

[kalamandor]

Its Balrog

[battlefrenz]

dude... you look like a kick ass mortal kombat character. I think you'd be the best too.

[cliffjumper1977]

im wondering how the whip acctually cracks... O.o, doesnt it need a teather of material to crack,.... so what do you use to to set off the cracker

[GloveSlappd]

@cliffjumper1977 Contrary to popular beleif, the sound of a whip cracking isn't caused by the whip hitting itself. It's caused by movement of the whip as it breaks the sound barrier, which is moving somewhere around 900 mph.

[soriyen]

hot =)

[legendariosoul]

Ah, even when time thins the heroes's blood, there's still a descendant of The House Of The Whip...

[MrCoolkid59]

see slave owners shoulda thought of this then this world would b a bit more strict lol

[MrCoolkid59]

wonder if it would hurt if he wipped himself

[agent4754]

we can use this as a weapon in ratchet and clank: UP YOUR ARSENAL.

[Anonymouzor]

i fukking love the sound of the flames :D

[rampage0140]

i want to see you fight something with a whip.

[Eskalial2]

Dude could you imagine a bunch of guys coming up to you with these? Id shit myself.

[musicalpianoO]

its my child hood all over again!!!!!!!

[PestigeKelpone]

Reminds me of the Balrog.

[Homie0static]

If you were to crack the right type of surface could you ignite the whip that way?

[FireHubris]

You get a really long burn time out of them. Mind dropping me a line with either A.) who makes them or B.) how you get such a long burn with constant cracking?

[1UrARacist1]

Is it just me? or was the whip wrapped around his body for a couple seconds?

[milalcr2006]

he's a balrog

[adamtheclark]

you need to be a final fantasy character

[SooperSweetOG]

cuming up next twice the chance of losing ur balls!

[SteelChains]

No need to go in there whips blazing 

[CardShardOfSpades]

looks wicked. what are the loudest whips available?

[Dreaded88]

It's amazing that all the flaming liquid just doesn't shoot off of it!

[XxURBANATORxX]

What did you use as fuel ??

[char0213]

could you post a video of you swinging on a whip tied on to a tree?

[gdiggle123]

FIREBENDER O-0

[JRDShamrock]

Lightsabers.....