Bauer Hockey Vapor X:60 Stick TV Spot

[NikeBauer9077]

I wish all of these companies would figure out that just because you by there product, it dosent automatically make you an nhl superstar.

[BiteVick]

And come on. Because you have no balls to say I don't like hockey, doesn't mean you have to make fun of hockey. Get some balls and SAY IT to someones FACE.

[AugustusLarch]

@BiteVick

I do that all the time. "Pro sports are a bunch of grown men in clown suits playing a kids game." I say it right to their face. Usually they are to fat and low on energy to do anything but scowl.

[BiteVick]

Pumpkin... Fencing is the gayest sport in the fucking world. What kind of gayness has men poking each other?

[AugustusLarch]

empty the frickin trashcan before someone spills it. Get some better bulbs maybe. It's the kind of ad geared to stupid hockey people.

[avaiboot]

like it would make a difference...

its the player who scores..

[XxMaverickxX1494]

exactly

it doesnt matter how good your stick is,your the one who's gotta score

[partytwin0]

That was cool. Ohh yeah all you tossa's arguing over this is just silly and make yourself and others look even more stupid. So shut the hell up get over it and enjoy.

[Loonieburger2]

Fags like you who PM need to be silenced. This is one stick I'll never use...just because you can't help but spam.

[maddhockeyboy72]

You obviously don't know hockey at all.

[1992Roscoe]

Great advert

[annteach3]

it made no sense

[pureinhart]

its saying the stick is so good that the bulb is going off so much he is tired of replacing it from blowing due to over use.

[JoeyHart99]

@annteach3 the light bulbs where burnt out from the person using that stick and scoring goals i guess

[Forzoma]

he means that he is tired of changing the lights because the stick is so good

[PirateIt]

if you think this commercial is stupid, then you're not intelligent to understand what it's about.

[XxMaverickxX1494]

umm I dont understand wat the stick had to do with the commercial except that it was a rink lol

[derekcep]

it represents players using the stick and scoring a lot of goals.  hense forth needing new light bulbs all the time for when there is a goal

[chris181292]

lol thats good

[agathor167]

wow, people arguing about warfare and stupidity on a hockey commercial. i find it amusing ^.^

[CamaroSS2236]

lol ODST soundtrack in this video

[Snipa47]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i never understood the commercial untill now

[LUSIANO1994]

amazing XD

[kijamij07]

is this commercial about the light bulb being changed?... or the hockey stick?... lmao, joking... nice stick, very nice indeed

[Bruin7283]

filth

[Eichelzopf]

its cool^^

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

super doopy and poopy!

[mrnick2008]

this augustus guy is truly hilarious. what a piece of shit. ill give him a broadsword in the ass.

hockey translates to true bad-assness yea its a hockey term.

[sambudwiser]

lol love the comercial, i notice lots of comments on fencing vs. hockey and hockey is canada's game. Fencing is dangerous in it's own way and same for hockey. And when canadians say "oh hockey is ours >=( " it gives me the impression that canada has nothing else.

[SkaterBoy1531]

WOW

[huggie28]

haha yankee youtube comments make me laugh!

[IEAT20CHICKENS]

it was ok thx

[uglyfrog1]

its our game

[mkaypittsburghchamps]

oh really?

hockey is for dumb people?

that must be why harvard has a kickass team right? and i enjoy how you sit here commenting this video trying to get back at everyone

real educated move

oh and retard wow great comeback

get off your parents couch and get a life

[stei667]

haha, yea, hockey players are acctually very smart, how else would they come up with all the game plans, and plays right off the bat?

that guy is an idiot...

[gypsylover101]

nice

[Fantomas612]

so using this new stick will help to miss the goal and destroy the red light.

[newjerseyfan72]

lol

[MNWildFan12]

Thats a good lookin stick

[GAMESHARK2K7]

wow this is an amazing concept

[AugustusLarch]

So stupid. Who ever sent me this video and conceived it's content need to check their skull for brains. They might of leaked out.

Come to think of it. Hockey is stupid sport. Fencing, their is a sport with brains involved.

[mkaypittsburghchamps]

what the???

hockey is an amazing sport

do you realize how much thought proccess goes into hockey?!

and fencing woahhh youre cool

[AugustusLarch]

I was forced to play hockey for years. It's a really boring game. Chase and fight for a piece of rubber inside of a fence.

Dumb.

Cross country skiing is more enjoyable.

Give me a blade, any blade and I will show you how serious fencing is. Fencing will change your mind. I know how to defeat time now. You should try it.

[mkaypittsburghchamps]

i play hockey

and apparently you werent paying attention for those four years to the technique, or skill aspect of the game you call "dumb"

maybe your the dumb one because you couldnt pay attention

[AugustusLarch]

There really is much to the game to pay attention to.

Get it through your bean. Hockey is for dumb people.

Get a clue retard.

[pumkinmaster]

@AugustusLarch so just because you've been forced to play hockey your pissed at the sport? So your fancy cross country skiing shit go put a comment like that on one of the videos talking about that and if you hate hockey that much why would you bother watching the video and putting emo comments?

[AugustusLarch]

@pumkinmaster

You idiots keep replying. That's why I am here.The video is beyond stupid. I'm here to tangle with the kind of people that put me down for years because i'd rather ski outside then chase a puck inside of a fence with idiots.

[Fifa09Wii]

there*

I guess you're not a fencer.

[AugustusLarch]

Touche, You totally threw me. Do you write comedy? You should get better.

[Fifa09Wii]

Wanna post anymore comments? get a hobby.

[AugustusLarch]

I do have many hobbies. I just like running down hockey people. In my life, I have had my fill of your unwarrented hubiris. You wear clown suits and play a kids game. Try bandy sometime. There's no shift changing, no boards, and it's played outside on a huge playing surface. It's for real men, maybe not for you.

[Fifa09Wii]

I don't play hockey, loving the ignorance though.

[novifc22]

pussy

[superhockeyboy]

its just because u obviously dont know anything about hockey that you dont get the comercial. fencing???? wtf

[AugustusLarch]

I know a bunch about hockey. Parents forced me to play it for years because I was athletic and could skate well.

It was boring as hell. I will never get those years back. What a stupid game.

Fencing is a deadly combat art. I am a master of the blade now. Want to try me?

[IFartOnFatKids]

its not a blade, its a pointy piece of metal...

[AugustusLarch]

When you get hit by an epee or a sabre you will feel it. Fencers use traditional weapons too in special compitition like rapiers, axes, and broadswords. All the training translates, even to a hunting knife.

How does hockey translate? Are you going to ice the world?

[novifc22]

take those and kill yourself

[superhockeyboy]

fencing is definitely not deadly. why the hell do you think you wear all those pads and stuff for protection. hockeys a pretty dangerous sport. i am a master of the stick now. want to try me?? ur like a fuckin 40 year old virgin on youtube starting arguments with people for no reason. get a fucking life dude

[AugustusLarch]

The only fatalities in Olympic compitition have been in diving once and in fencing many times. If that blade breaks. It is going right through the body. If it goes through the head or the heart, that's nearly always fatal. How many fatalities does hockey rack up?

You get a life, and a point. Get out of the rink sometime would you.

[superhockeyboy]

why the hell am i even arguing with you about this? this is so stupid. HOCKEY IS WAY MORE DANGEROUS THAN FENCING. you are EXTREMELY WRONG and im not even arguing with you anymore

[FugginCrossBar7]

hahaha sick argument

[AugustusLarch]

Yeah, a sport that is also combat arts training connected historically with dueling with many accidental and intended fatalities isn't dangerous at all.

The only thing at stake in hockey is bruises, fractures, and concussions. You have to have a concussion to want to play such a stupid game.

Who is wrong objectivly here? Why don't your warrant one claim? Oh that's right you don't know how. Leave it to a hockey player to be stupid.

[hockeyfreak350]

dude your a fucking retard

TOOL

[AugustusLarch]

You dedicate your life to the venue of over-paid grown men in clown suits playing a kids game.

Who is the tool here, freak?

Get free and get real. When the grid goes down where will you play. Will you flood ice surface to see it melt in two to three months? Hockey is ornate and over represented in importance. Your life is a fantasy.

[hockeyfreak350]

when the grid goes down where will we play?

when the grid goes down where the fuck will you fence

cause im pretty fucking sure if that happens id take a gun over a little pointy stick with a rubber ball on the tip

[AugustusLarch]

Are you dense? The little pointy thing is an entry level training weapon. All the skills learned on that weapon translate to deadly weapons. Fencing teaches one to use weapons like browdswords, machetes, knifes, daggers, and the like. Also the tactics of the blade translate well to pistols, submachine guns, and shotguns.

What does hockey do for you?

[hockeyfreak350]

lets see organized fencing for competition is the little pointy thing with a rubber ball on the tip...

some ppl use deadly weapons with it fine....

u can say the same for any other sport

[xwar]

The tactics of the blade translate well into pistols? Have you ever fired a weapon before?

[AugustusLarch]

Yes, I have instructed class on most firearms. I am a practiced gunsmith as well. Actually I can make another copy of a weapon by counterfitting the parts. I have also made working firearms from improvisied parts.

So yes, I have fired a weapon before.

[chilltherink39]

Ok why don't you go back to your stupid little sword fight instead of commenting on Hockey vids, and when you get a little prick in the side, go cry to your mommy. Hockey is an amazing sport that you can make it somewhere. And further more Hockey isn't only for, as you so cleverly put it "Over paid grown men in clown suits" , It's for everyone who loves the game, it's to have fun and make friends and on top of that there is the adrenaline that you cant get jumping around like a stupid nancy boy.

[AugustusLarch]

A lot of hockey fans that I encounter are druken fat gut blowhards who are barely in shape enough to take a proper shit.

The fencers I know are all exceptional individuals. Fencing is a traditional lead in for a carreers such as protection operators and elite military personell.

I was forced to play hockey for years and found it a very unfufilling game that robbed vauable time from my youth. Chasing a piece of rubber back and forth through the 'trap' over and over really sucked.

[chilltherink39]

yea well those are the drunk guys going to games that can't play. I happen to be a 16 year old girl at the top of my game, at the highest level for my age group. And all this fighting crap, what is the point. like honestly, a sword, what is that going to do against guns.

GET A LIFE, If you don't Like Hockey at all Then why are you even watching tv spots for them.

[AugustusLarch]

If a blade is tempered right and weighs more than 3 pounds, at a shallow angle it will shatter a lead bullet. That stuff doesn't matter because the tactics that fencing teaches makes it hard to get a pistol pointed well enough to hit an advancing swordsman. The shooter tries in vain to get a clear bead through a sword tip that always follows the line of their muzzle. They could shoot at any time but are unlikely to make a good or any hit with a bullet.

Fencing has a better, longer tradition.

[chilltherink39]

OMG Shut up no one cares what you have to say

[pumkinmaster]

@AugustusLarch so you move fast enough to stop a bullet with your bending 10'' long dildo?

[AugustusLarch]

@pumkinmaster

I actually have a 3 pound falchion. It's a single edge broadsword. You didn't read correctly. Fencers have the tactics to avoid hits even from bullets. It's about line and distance. It turns into a reaction. I have it in my spine to duel sucessfully.

[Milhouse224]

@AugustusLarch

Wow...the more I read your comments the more I want to punch your queer face in...

[AugustusLarch]

Like you could. I am a master in Akido.

Messege me and we can arrange for you to try.

[DrScallyBoi]

When you're dead of AIDS I'll piss on your grave.

[AugustusLarch]

Oh, the small town idiots. I will always have enough of you. It's the curse of this world.

Not knowing the difference between gay, queer, and homosexual is very typical of the type. Even if the type lives in a city, their world is a very small town.

This tv ad is tailor-made for people of your mentality. It's so over the top trying to hard to be clever and so isn't in an objective sense. A garbge can in a rink full of red bulbs and not knocked over by a drunk fan. Not clever.

[wuteveritakes06]

@AugustusLarch

making fun of small town people? you think that it makes a difference where your from?

someone oughta fucking shoot you and your big city mouth.. how about that?

[AugustusLarch]

I know the small town types well. I live in a small town.

[pumkinmaster]

@Milhouse224

totally agree lol

[AugustusLarch]

Hockey people never fail to be stupid. Anyone can read the comments as proof.

This page screams, "hockey is for dumb people".

You people should get together and try to scrape enough brain cells together to have a clue.

[CamaroSS2236]

ok calm down fanboy

[Milhouse224]

@AugustusLarch Wow...you are a retard...no wait, you are a Retard, there, I capitalized the R. Get a life and play a real sport, fencing is for queers.

[AugustusLarch]

I am a queer. My category is hetro-genderqueer. I disregard the rules of gender but like chicks. Run that through your bean. Some of the biggest homosexuals I know are hockey players. They get hot from roughing around with guys. You know little of fencing. Women and men attend the same club. Actully the ratio favors women in the States. It's a good place to hook up. Little do you know.

[pumkinmaster]

@AugustusLarch Dude I'm sure you don't even fence your a Old World of Warcraft PD Geek : hetro-genderqueer wtf like I give a fucking damn about that

[AugustusLarch]

@pumkinmaster

Video games? Never play them. I'm too busy training in the real world.

[pumkinmaster]

@AugustusLarch you keep saying the same shit over over over and over again in each and every comment you put on. Hockey sucks... Fencing is cool cause that guy can touch me with his stick and than have fun after the game yey gay ''sport'' curling is more dangerous than fencing lol and Two chamels in a tiny car

[pumkinmaster]

@AugustusLarch Star Wars freak!

[AugustusLarch]

@pumkinmaster

My favorite movie is the Conquerer Worm. It's about an English highway trooper the hunts down and kills a witchhunter that killed his father in law. Starwars movie is for kids.

I like the Star wars radio drama. I have it on tape.

[SNOWMANN1]

you are a fuckin homo

[vinnynumbnuts]

Hey SNOWMANN1, watch out for the snowblower. Ha ha!...It's a joke, son.

[AugustusLarch]

Are you asking for a date? I know people. I can hook you up. What do you look like? What's your type? What are you wearing right now?

Really, that's hot.

[KrisMTL]

I play hockey and I fence... relax hotshot, don't diss a sport just because you don't like it.

[AugustusLarch]

I was forced to play enough hockey to last me. Somebody sent me this video or I wouldn't have cared. Epee is my weapon. Not in a club now. I miss the blade. Might start a school.

[KrisMTL]

Fair enough.

[Chargersman77]

@AugustusLarch lol, looks like your brains have leaked out with the fencing douche bag

[AugustusLarch]

If you had a dirty and infected vagina to deal with, you would love if I was a d-bag.

I may be one. This is your lucky day.

[iPodCreations]

Classic

[kenaslap]

Bursnville Sucks!!!!

[3FootTall]

that was good

[MrSnowpatrolboy]

i dont get it, someone help me.

[IID4RK5T4RII]

They're saying that the stick is so good, that you'll score so many goals that someone will have to replace the goal light every day.

[MrSnowpatrolboy]

Ohhhhh, i see. Thanks bud.

[iwazshot]

i odnt understand whats so good about it, its just like a new football boot that claims can curve the ball so much better you can kick it further etc etc, its only good if the person is good who is using it right?

[BeastMode1895]

nice! my teammate has 2 of them but i prefer a mission fuel (Hossa curve)

[ghostdude123456]

Would this be able to be used in Street Hockey? And what stores will it be sold at?

[acdcfan900]

you can use any stick you want for anything

[coolcustomer31]

you wouldnt want to use a plastic blade stick for ice hockey

[acdcfan900]

true, but you still could

[ferdel4nce]

@ acdcfan900

you could use your penis ;)

[ihavtugo]

buy it online It's a lot easier.

[jokerboy121]

nice video

[ChocoB0mb]

lol i like the x60 stick But i Hate all the Grips for it

GO NIPPLE GRIP!

[hoodrichmahfucka]

that was inspiring i have two of these sticks and they are that good

[Cobbe354]

Awesome. Brought a tear to my eye.

[Hordii]

NIce vid i vanted that stick but it costs 1000€

[taka2k9]

nice vidoe.. =)

[Brendon9494]

lol

[ikmachov]

not that good

[JakerO4]

lol i thought it was going to be some kind of tim hortons commercial

[imagood]

except the video is called Bauer Hockey Vapor X:60 Stick TV Spot ???

[downwithdragracing3]

THAT WAS PRETTY BADASS!

[TomWebb1992]

Why did you send me this

[itroll3fun]

Good commercial, but the user who posted this is a faggot.

[C1TIZENNEWS]

That was a cool commercial!!!!

[Monkeywe34]

i like how on their website you can create a stick the way you want it.

[08Streetskate]

the might ducks films r the best!

[kobbio22]

BS, the one in thief river falls is way better

[dbadger20]

That's where it all started for me. Good old Burnsville Rink #1. Best high school rink in the country! That place inspired me and I went on to play college hockey at the U of Wisconsin.  Great commercial, a classic just like the rink. B'VILLE!

[connorsk8erdude127]

is this where part of the mighty ducks was shot?

[korvstekarn]

You just wasted 1:03 minutes of my life...

[Imthemastermind007]

you are retarded then. that was a great commercial

[countrygentleman10]

So he goes on to the ice, just so he has to go around the boards to get to the light??? Why wouldn't he just stay on the outside of the rink initially?

Good commercial though.

[mwlough]

its a short cut.....

[tony14stewar]

hell yeah good ol b-ville

[blazekaske]

GO BURNSVILLE

[Welzey]

THAT'S MY POND!!!

[XOauroraXO]

i was there when this was made!!!!

[XOauroraXO]

yea!! go burnsville! home of thwe blaze

[IrishHockey12]

burnsville MN

[snunk2]

just a sick vid at the barn

[mwlough]

GO BURNSVILLE!!!!!!

[hockeyd1290]

i grew up on that ice, this is so cool

[RicoRinaldo]

ok den bville

[gabdizzle19]

looove the rink!! :)

[kinger6]

burnsville rep! sick commercial

[ozzdan21]

my rink

[XOauroraXO]

sick advertising. and SICK ICE RINK. burnsville (:

[eightlines14]

The sticks great and I herd that theres a new Supreme Line coming out in Feb 2010 And its called I think Bauer 105

[kovalev274life]

i saw a differen version of this on tv

[2NOTORIOUSPAC]

it means that if you buy the x60 you will keep scoring and the red bulb will die out because you keep scoring!

[DQh0ck3y97]

i really want one!! i hav an S19 n i wanna copmare them

[ReXIX2]

hahaha funny stuff!

[eightlines14]

GREAT ADVERTISING

[Chutriell]

Delightful.

[morris96XXXX]

i have one they are assoume

[mrsbradley24]

this is so great :)

[Marvelchick2012]

thats awesome

[Hockeyman144]

funny

[conckvideos]

i get it

[superswimster]

i dont get it..

[superswimster]

O I GET IT!! haha tats soo funny lol niice

[ohhi99]

Great advertising, smart move on bauer's part.

[pitbullman1995]

i hope this stick is whipy like the others so anyoing i get a pass the stick flexs all the way up

[prorobo]

Bauer always has the best hockey commercials! This and "earn your ice time" are probably my all time favorites!