Nick Swardson Stand-up

[Kohara34]

Im sure the 109 people who dislike this are attracted to animals

[angeltosome]

Yeah, it's a freaking musket.

[psychoholicc]

god damn i hope this un funny fag dies in a car fire! he copied "wolf pussy" from next friday, what a fucking un original loser. fuck him and anybody who likes him!

[Skatepro5]

@psychoholicc It must suck getting that angry over someone else's enjoyment.

[psychoholicc]

@Skatepro5 wow good one, yea im really angry at a 90 lb fag lulz. go back to suckin on daddys dick lil kid.

[SelyHearts]

Why is everyone talking about dane cock!!! It's a nick swartson video. If u wanna talk about dane go to his videos and spread the aids

[LtUnreal]

he's a fucking GENIUS RFO HOYL FUIKCsikdlgfsdcvcxvxcc

[CrooksCorbett]

hes wearing stussy swaggggggggggg

[Dg42983]

DONT JUDGE ME NICK SWARDSON!

[88retrac]

I like both of them, but he's very Dane Cookish. Cooky. Cook-like.

[ThePeruvian007]

@88retrac no. not at all. He's actually funny. Dane was funny when i was 12.

[tyler2011chs]

I love lamp

[mmontes26]

@tyler2011chs anchorman

[ImSoVintage]

Why the fuck are you doing Bucky Larson .

[mackiney]

He looks like Daniel Tosh

[Mr350theman]

funny as hell!

[a7x1234568]

he is the young will ferrell !

[5pinkpanthr]

NICK SWARDSON IS SO FUNNY! WATCH SERIOUSLY WHO FARTED ON COMEDY CENTRAL!

[MsRRubin]

Have you guys seen the lead singer of New Medicine? Everyone is saying he looks like Nick....

[inoslover2121]

anyone else think its ironic with the fake picture of a dog human hybrid to the left as an ad while you watch this?

[nandacomedy]

Hey guys I'm a fairly new comic,

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[mcrv19]

every time im on my computer, i see an animal that does what ever i tell it to do.. that mouse turns me on :)

[communistjesus]

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[Scourgedquake]

god he is horrible

[PocketMonster317]

Dane Cook is funny!

I don't give a shit what all of the

hater's say. They can die for all I

care. :]

[Burt5065]

Funny

[IAMRAFIKI77]

dude why does everyone hate dane cook why even compair them

[MangledMaggie]

@IAMRAFIKI77 Because he steals his material.

[zach3893]

@AllDaneCookHaters Dane Cook is just one of those comedians that fills a football stadium up more than a football game. He is just a horrible comedian that makes millions of dollars and was voted funniest man of 2008. The weird thing is that nobody caught that he was stealing other peoples jokes the whole time. Who would have thought that it would take some people on YouTube to point this out to the general public. All-in-all, Dane Cook isn't funny, steals jokes, but he is extremely successful.

[MangledMaggie]

@zach3893 He's like paris hilton, famous for being alive. 

[MrSsfsfsf]

i hate Dane Cook and anyone who likes Dane Cook.

[jackerx5]

young nick back when he had a NECK

[slippedknot99]

dane cook was funny. he stole way to many jokes from louisCK though. seriously.

[DrSatan1021]

Everybody who says Dane Cook isn't funny thought he was funny at one point. So fuck you guys.

[PinkFloyd4796]

@DrSatan1021 my left testicle is funnier than dane cook

[SouthernPoint52]

"he's so fast!"

[tggreene49]

This guy looks like even if he told the best fucking joke, I would still want to see him being tortured and sexually abused by prisoners. I mean, 'internet stuff' have some dignity and fall into a hole.

[MrFabolous169]

i heard this fool took over chappelle? wtf???????????? he can never be on chappelles level

[foosfighter1]

Cuz Dane cook isn't funny. Name a funny Dane cook line- Go!

[xxwesdogxx]

i don't see why everyone hates on dane cook.. he is funny he just gets more pussy than you

[smileyrachie]

@xxwesdogxx OHHHH burn!!! XD (not sarcasim)

[tweakersholiday]

"Ah the horse bit me, I'm gonna break up with him."

XD

[MrJonplane]

Nick should go for a career in singing.

[xskellonix]

TOSH

[hacken123]

Dane Cook is a better actor than Comedian

[jman2816]

@hacken123 meh.

[setav04]

dane cook is funny, otherwise he wouldnt be a fuckin comedian!!!

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

@setav04 dane cook used to be funny. Now he's repetitive, annoying, and doesn't even tell jokes.

[setav04]

@m4rcus4ur31ius I havent heard anyhing recent just isolated incident and viscious circle and harmful if swallowed i thought those were pretty funny but nick is war better

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

@setav04 His new stuff is just running around the stage, yelling and making silly noises. It's not comedy. You're right though, Nick Is way better.

[dietfordestruction]

Yo fuck this noise, Gallacher ftw

[speakphoenix]

Dane Cook is apparently the Lil' Wayne of youtube comedy videos.

[Mattybeany]

@speakphoenix Shit?

[speakphoenix]

Dane Cook is apparently the Lil' Wayne of youtube comedy videos.

[legolas3214]

Fuck Dane Cook.

[MsRRubin]

Nick Swardson is the lead singer of the band, New Medicine....you can check out their video, The Takeover, and see Nick's skills.....Who knew!!!?????

[supercool9483]

@MsRRubin Yeah...that's not Nick Swardson

[madeinamerica97]

thums up me for no reason.

[osuaddict1111]

@madeinamerica97 faggot that was just stupid

[06stephend]

Is this the guy who was on don't mess with the Zohan?

[poser4sho]

@06stephend yes he is. and also terry from reno 911

[schmutzgreiffer]

Why is this funny? No, really, I don't get it!

[HomelessKangaroo]

@schmutzgreiffer get a life

[Mrsteddyz]

the kinko's thing dane cook does is really funny, but I can watch Nick with my son and we both laugh our asses off, cuz we both get the joke!

[TheNoHardFeelings]

i LOVE dane cook and i LOVE nick swardson...is there really sides over the best comic? haha thats kinda pathetic

[lavelessive]

this guy is funny! just google gay robot to see nick's comedy at its finest

[gigags0212]

dane cook wants his ed hardy shirts and awful jokes back

[canesrule96]

Not funny, his show is even worse.

[A2thedouble]

@canesrule96 then why'd you look him up, douche?

[canesrule96]

@A2thedouble

Because I never seen him before and wanted to see if he was any good, and he's not

[rocklobsta1415]

ow the horse bit me im gonna break up wit him, yea u totally should, but he's so softtttt rofl

[jackblacksutube]

bonersoup

[IAmThePravus]

@jackblacksutube i didnt see a boner OR soup in that whole trailer! :P

[xloud4lifex]

Unlike you idiots & assholes, I like DaneCook (: . He just needs new material .

[candyloca101]

@xloud4lifex exactly i love his hand movment and the jole about breakin in some1s house

[azeroth420]

@candyloca101 that was the stupidest joke to ever leave dane cook's mouth, not funny at all. he was funny before he got rich now he doesnt even try anymore.

[BrodyzVidz]

My favorite comedian, and he's rocking a Stussy shirt! Dude, Swardson is a God Amongst Men. It's a known fact.

[MyShellBlog]

He was funnier before he turned into a sketchy coke head. Dane Cook is awful, but so is Nick. They're a couple of cheerleaders.

[TheBozayed]

dude this guy is just hilarious omg like his legit k

[etek1999]

This is awsome it reminds me of Goo Man from my ChanL

[DwAustinator52]

He is an Atlanta Falcon's fan!

[zombiespartan551]

get you fucking cook out of my swardson!!!

[CrowServo3000]

dane cook just uses the same jokes over and over again, or he just says something stupid with a bunch of screaming and facial expressions.....thats the limit of his comedic abilities

[Tagemandbagem]

Ryan Renolds?

[HeartsWillToDie]

awsome!

[rng2006]

Mac Miller in the background?

[gottspieler]

NOT FUNNY

[spazzjam669]

90 people don't know who farted

[Outrageouss2]

Some people love Swardson, some people are into Dane Cook, and others love both. I think it's time we all joined together and instead focused our hate

Against CARLOS MOTHER@#$%ING MENCIA

[CDXXGOD]

@Outrageouss2 u mean ned

[edwinshap1]

@Outrageouss2 whats sad is you guys are looking at the intellectual lowest tier of comedy... nick swardson, dane cook, and carlos mencia are all low intellect comics. yes, they're funny, but no, they dont last...go watch george carlin

[2010cynic]

@edwinshap1 nick swardson is better than dane cook , and Carlos Mencia (a.ka. the "joke recycler") is in the lowest tier.

[epicrunner]

@Outrageouss2 Hell yeah man XD he makes ashamed to be mexican lol

[candyloca101]

@Outrageouss2 that mother fucker steals jokes goddam he need to go!! i mean jus cuz he says it louder doesnt mean hes better it means he need to take his pussy rasict ass back to california...

[DirtyRottenTyler]

@Outrageouss2 Areed, Carlos has no talent and he steals every one of his jokes.

[MrBraaddd]

@Outrageouss2 And George Lopez!!!

[dylandavey23]

@Outrageouss2 isnt he the guy that steals ppl stand up material?

[Opera100Phantom]

@Outrageouss2 why?

[TheChipAndSkip]

@Outrageouss2 dane cook is just as bad as carlos mencia... the only time dane cook was good when he was being himself on his comedy central presents....then he turned into a douche bag that just tries to please everyone and do what everyone else does instead of being himself

[mryjn420090]

they hate him cause they think they are funny like him, but I tell you I can easily be a comedian at my job, and crack people up all the time, but stand up comedy takes practice, you have to have the experience, you think Dave Chapelle was as good as he was when he just started, no still funny but no

[BLaCkEdOuTRoUsHF150]

i just seen his new show on cc.. its not funny at all.. : ( stick 2 movies nick..

[celticsfan1471]

I dont get why people hate on Dane Cook, Nick Swardson and Dane Cook have always been my fav comedians

[sebastianave]

I don't see why people seem to have only a single comedian they like. And they have to compare and bash on comedians.

I like comedy. Both Dane Cook and Nick Swardson are hilarious.

[epicgamer29]

can u guys plz subscribe to me?? k thanks :)

[MrCorpseGrinder88]

@epicgamer29 your vids suck.

[filipinobraadaa]

dane cook isnt funny he's just really loud

[et720]

@filipinobraadaa I think he's funnier in movies than stand up

[DominoRyder]

lol hes come so far from playing that gay prostitute from Reno 911

[smoot12345]

90 people were obviously into beastiality

[DoNotBeHighandMighty]

Dane cook is full of himself, one of the biggest douchebags who ever lived. Nick Swardson is great.

[robert779]

I just saw this guy on TV, and I was going to make a comparison to Dane Cook but it looks like some people already did that.

[joshkhs]

can we all just agree that carlos mencia is the worst out of them all??

[FimbulTar777]

this guy isnt very good is he ... better than Dunham, but worse than Cook. And that doesnt say much

[acebrawler73]

It has become cool to hate dane cook. Probably because he is so successful. But he is a quality stand up comedian. I'm a magician. Ever since criss angel became successful magicians all around have been hating on him. People just don't like to see other people succeed. ANYWAY. I love nick swardson. Good shit.

[SpriteBat]

@acebrawler73 Exactly. It's like you can't watch one stand up video without someone insulting Dane Cook. Not that I'm a big Dane Cook fan, but seriously, people need to stop talking crap about him all the time.

Anyway, this is funny, especially how he talks about the bit at the end.

[thewhitezombie666]

@acebrawler73

how about monty python, saturday night live, jim gaffigan, matt stone and trey parker?

most people who respect real comedy like these very successful names...

[bfcknrzl]

@acebrawler73 I don't like Dane cook cuz he's not funny.

[cmillsinva]

@bfcknrzl

his bank account would dissagree

[jjointer]

@cmillsinva by that logic soulja boy is an amazing rapper lol

[clemenaid]

@acebrawler73 dane cook does all the same stand up at his shows. thats why people hate him.

[riku98523]

@acebrawler73

Uhh no Dane Cook sucks... Before Dane Cook was even famous he had a face that I wanted to punch out.

Dane Cook is a much better actor than stand up comedian and probably should quit stand up.

[maximus7prime]

dane is dope as hell, so is nick stop hatin sons!

[GregsLife365]

dude is to funny

[mochopz]

dane cook is just fucking annoying

[theRUSSIANjewFTW]

hes like dane cook except he is funny and is hilarious on reno 911

[thornmastro]

Ha... animal sex

[LyricalSavage]

I think if he saw Pterodactyl porn he'd reconsider on some of his philosophies. Just sayin'

[14emann]

has anyone seen nick swardson lately he got super fat ass

[PWJR16]

@14emann he hasnt gotten fat all of the sudden. hes not even that fat but this video is also pretty old

[Designedbydeath]

@PWJR16 Yea i saw him in the commercial for his new show and hes lookin kind of chubby But hes the kind of comedian who will probably make fun of it himself :P

[hamburglar666]

sooo fast

[bryguy8705]

Awesome



[Liljay0130]

why does everyone compare every comedian to dane cook? you are obsessed, jesus christ

[BMTHization]

@Liljay0130 ikr.!>! like that dumb shit.

[BMTHization]

@Liljay0130 comparing comedians in like comparing colours

[JMraiderssoccer06]

hahahahha. "he's so fast!"

[harobmx123]

this guy is funny az

[tophlovr]

....was he on bench warmers as the closet brother?

[nosphaer]

@tophlovr

Yeah he was, I love that role and his comedy. ^_^

[templerunes]

@tophlovr Yep that was nick. :)

[tjb1459]

@tophlovr yeah

[powerrangersr]

his diahrrea joke was funny. "My cat has diahrrea", "What have you been feeding him?" "Diahrrea..."

[tomaspimentel]

dane cook is funny once in a while but ok compare this guy. he is so calm and funny as shit dude. look at dance cook he has all this energy and it makes em a bit funny. idk im just talking out of my ass basically im trying to say this guy is funnier lol

[codys666111666]

@XMIKEX0 Nice spelling buddy.. its Blasphemy.

[XMIKEX0]

@codys666111666 So, Bad Grammar Whaddya Gonna Do Suit Meh!?

[ROADtoTHEDAMNED]

LMAO! XD

[pharaoh439]

HOLY CRAP THE BUTTON NEXT TO THE POP OUT BUTTON PLAYS VUVUZELAS.

[foxrider6796]

@LukeBeatzz fail.

[M45T3R84T10N]

i'm attracted to animals.

[CpTwizzlerz]

@M45T3R84T10N Im attracted to writing utencils heehee

double date?

[M45T3R84T10N]

@CpTwizzlerz

ooh, that sounds like a wonderful idea.

[CpTwizzlerz]

@M45T3R84T10N lolz me pencil broke up with me D=

[tubes69]

ahh, the horse bit me, I'm gonna break up with him!

[Cloudmon123]

dude i dint even laugh once wow....

[Queenminny26]

@Cloudmon123 Then you should watch Nick Swardson;

seriously who farted?

That one is hilarious!

If you don't laugh at that then..eh, oh well.

[Cloudmon123]

@Queenminny26 it was pretty funny but i didnt laugh i think a reason y is i probably heard it b4

[motaface101]

Can someone Download more StandUp. This isnt even enough.

[7ExaltingroguE]

His imitations are soo fkin hilarious LOL especially where he did that one show for Comedy Central I think it was called "Seriously, who farted?" Anyone seen it??

[sink3131]

@7ExaltingroguE Ya that stand up was hilarious

[KingOfTheCrop420]

dane cook sucks of course nick is funnier

[flyby7a]

He is Hilarious.. However, his TERRY character Made him Legendary.. Terry the RICH street Homosexual Hustler..

[SouthernPoint52]

I met the greatest horse. He's so fast!!!

[danlacewell]

dude ppl need to chill the hell out...if ppl like dane cook let them like him...god damn it you guys say "ppl are retards for thinking dane cook is funny" shut the hell up ur the retard for wasting your own time bitching about a comedians fame, which u have no control over. this is the internet ppl arent gonna stop becuz u say so. fags get a life...

[AshNStuff]

Personally, I like them both very much...but I don't see how they are alike whatsoever. you guys really confuse me

how about you chill out?

[laytontaylor]

I dont get why peopl even compare him to dane cook.

[sublimy99]

This is why I fucking hate people!! They think Dane Cook is funny.

Dane Cook = actor:not funny

Nick Swardson= Very funny and an actor

[LizziePooh1345]

I think Dane Cook is very funny as well so I cant say Nicks better they have different styles...but Nick is funny as hell....LMAO!!!!

[DekuLink7]

Anyone wanna play monopoly? I think they do

[migzul1]

When does he say that?

[DekuLink7]

@migzul1 a different special

[AEbrown91]

Hey Sue! That is very nice! Are you coming to Uncle Johns birthday up at the lake? I hope so because were missing you and jenna is getting so big! maybe you could give me a call sometime on the landline! thanks! xoxoxox

-Sharon

[xantiherox]

he kinda reminds me of a white version of pablo francisco

[los13punx]

jesus christ! everyone just loves to suck on cooks cock...

[mutater8]

him and Dane Cook are the same.

[RealDefentertainment]

why does he always play gay characters?

[LJLiveLV]

he looks like pogobat!!!..lol

[fawkthescene666]

I dont know why everyones talking about dane vs nick. Personally i like them both and dont even put them in the same league.