Now look, you get a ticket by a white cop in a blue uniform in a black neighborhood, making you so mad you see red. And you ain't gonna fight it 'cause you too yellow. Now what are you? A man or a box of crayons?
You get a ticket from a white cop in a blue uniform in a black neighborhood. It makes you so mad that you see red. And you ain't gonna fight it cause you're yellow. Now what are you: a man or a box of crayons?! LMAO
Thank You!!! Thank You!!! Thank You!!! This is my #1 favorite of Season 3. If it's not to much to ask, from season 4 could you post the one where the Japanese family business is buying everyones house on the block to build a Brewery. Otherwise you rock with these episodes. Thank You
Lamont reminded me of James Evans when he threw that chair against the wall on Good Times.
meLLemeL83 5 months ago
grady's hilarious explaining those big ol bug eyes peeping through the window ;)
hebbletim 6 months ago
Flipping furniture and ruining someone's game because he got a traffic ticket?
mjn76 10 months ago
"You move slower than a fat woman in a cactus garden."
mjn76 10 months ago
"If I could get some action, wouldn't be sitting here playing checkers with you."
otakukangaroo 1 year ago
WELL CALL HIM ON THE PHONE GRADY!!! LMAO LOLOL
burkhead1 1 year ago
The lawyers name is Sonny Cochran, predecessor to Johnny Cochran perhaps?
drewski5217 1 year ago
IF Lamonet was my child and he threw my things like that I WOULD BEAT HIS ASS< don't care how old he is..... :(
MrTToussaint1 1 year ago 4
Fred, if I could get some action, I wouldn't be sitting here playing checkers with you! LOL
aquarianbabe 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"Brady i dont know where you wanna shove your finger but i know where i wanna shove my foot." Perfect quote 1:29
perking5 1 year ago
"Brady i dont know where you wanna shove your finger but i know where i wanna shove my foot." Perfect quote
perking5 1 year ago
@perking5 Grady
orationi 1 year ago
"what are you? A man or a box of crayons?!" I love this show, the one liners are like anything in today's shows. Long live Sanford and Son.
MzSunnyJeep 1 year ago 3
"You move slower than a fat lady in a cactus garden" LOL
MzSunnyJeep 1 year ago
I never liked Lamont. The way he disrespected his father makes me sick.
cuttock 1 year ago 2
"'Failure to yield to the right of way'...what'd you do that for?"
"I didn't!!"
"I know you didn't, that's what 'failure' means!"
HenryvKeiper 1 year ago 3
RIP the great Redd Foxx!
titankid1989 1 year ago
jyst call him on the phone grady
dcd20002 1 year ago
Ugly Clayton's ironic story. Grady is the best story teller.
TMountainroad 1 year ago
Shut up dummy!
skipplet 1 year ago
hands down the best show ever to air!!! We miss you Redd!!!
RezoNecro 1 year ago 3
I really love this show
vangoleft2 1 year ago
Yeah ugly Clayton Fuller.Real ugly.With big bug eyes.
Warchief01 1 year ago 2
Grady in any Sanford & Son episode is going to be guaranteed laughter
CraigJericho 1 year ago
Fred, if I could get some action, I wouldn't be sitting here playing checkers with you.
bke274 1 year ago
I love Grady.
RockMyBoat 1 year ago 2
"What are you? A man or a box of crayons?!?!
MzSunnyJeep 1 year ago
This is so funny!
DomenicSinatra 1 year ago
Lamont is a douche, he flips furniture for a traffic ticket.
2good116 1 year ago
Now look, you get a ticket by a white cop in a blue uniform in a black neighborhood, making you so mad you see red. And you ain't gonna fight it 'cause you too yellow. Now what are you? A man or a box of crayons?
mc14halo 1 year ago 2
Lamont couldn't come in MY house doing that! ass kicking all DAY! lol
HotLadyRed 1 year ago
lets get some action.... if i can get some action i wouldnt be sitting here playing checkers with u
zaiagamble 2 years ago 4
LOL BUGGED OUT EYES
DLSBRICKCITY 2 years ago
the best show of all times
screwzula 2 years ago 7
Comment removed
xxbiznatch101xx 2 years ago
Comment removed
BigMrGXXX1 2 years ago
Grady kinda reminds me of Gil Scott Heron..I love Gil, jus sayin ...
ambientgreg 2 years ago
"you move slower than a fat woman through a cactus garden..... bare footed.... blindfolded..... naked,"
ROFL!!!!!
AmericanPride8 2 years ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I hate it when so many blacks pull the race card whenever they did something wrong.
BigTylerAustin 2 years ago
shut up
drlove1972 2 years ago
its true and you know it
BigTylerAustin 2 years ago
and hate it when so many whites see blacks buying expensive things and think they can't afford it
QUIETBOY267 2 years ago 2
its fred stupid mothafucka
lilmommaishot 2 years ago
I've gotten a few traffic tickets, but I never came home and wrecked house.
strawberries404 2 years ago 2
jajajajajaj
same here
zaiagamble 2 years ago
Lamont & Fred always had a temper. And, did you hear the reason?
klwewf 1 year ago
Fred, if i could get some action i wouldnt be sittin here playin checkers wit you
GenaWindstarr 2 years ago 4
2:06-2:14 I knew he gonna be mad but I never knew he be this mad!
MarioTransformer7001 2 years ago
Me too!
meaux08 2 years ago
if whould threw my shit around that belt whould of came out
lilmommaishot 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Search this on Google,
MoreViews
It promotes your youtube videos!
MadnessMakers 2 years ago
Grady's story about Bug eyed Clayton the Window washer.. a peeping tom. LOL. Funniest part in the episode.
carpantherfan1 2 years ago 2
When fed said "he fought that case and won it", didn't he sound like "he fucked that case and won it"?
travis7310 2 years ago
lol, I started burning out when Grady started to talk about that bug eyed guy.
DeathWillAlwaysDream 2 years ago
Fred and Grady had such great chemistry! Thanx for uploading.
MonsterZERO78 2 years ago 2
I know you didn't, that's what failing means. Lol!
tjmikelil9 2 years ago 2
You get a ticket from a white cop in a blue uniform in a black neighborhood. It makes you so mad that you see red. And you ain't gonna fight it cause you're yellow. Now what are you: a man or a box of crayons?! LMAO
solesirching73 2 years ago 4
notice how scared fred and grady gets when lamont comes in the house wrecking the place... (grady actually jumps!) too funny
divalized27 2 years ago 2
LOL! I abosultely love it how Lamont is pissed when he comes in the room and begins wrecking the place.
t80tank20 2 years ago 2
lol thats why im watching this part... just to see him wreck the place
DragonbaIlZ 2 years ago
FRED: why u do that for?
Lamont: I DIDNT!.
fred: i know thats what failure means!!! ahhahhha
zaiagamble 3 years ago 6
Makes me mad how TV Land screws this episode up by cutting the checkers game. At least I have the DVD :D
HomeDepot20TS 3 years ago 3
Where can you get it? the dvd? :o
gnollbool 3 years ago 2
i goty on ebay 12 dollars and walomatk
WorldWarTwoSELLER 3 years ago 2
Actually got the dvd set now, 136 episodes of fred g sanford, and the g is for the greatest :)
gnollbool 3 years ago 6
G for Goody...and I'm not even kidding. Fred was the greatest.
KurtAngleFan44 2 years ago
Amazon is your best bet.
klwewf 3 years ago
Please post more sanford and son. Thank YOU
chargerlist 3 years ago 3
"Well, you can't fight City hall without making a few sacrifices."
*LOL* Grady!
smoothpants 3 years ago 3
FRED: Come on man, now let's get some action.
GRADY: Fred, if I could get some action, I wouldn't be sittin' here playing Checkers with you.
LOL!!
ANewDay2007 3 years ago 6
"I knew he was gonna be mad. But, I didn't know he was gonna be THIS mad." Fred & Lamont are awesome! Great series!
klwewf 3 years ago 34
i love that episode titled "the merger" that one makes me laugh out loud !! post that one if you can please !!!
macusmaximus 3 years ago 2
Thank You!!! Thank You!!! Thank You!!! This is my #1 favorite of Season 3. If it's not to much to ask, from season 4 could you post the one where the Japanese family business is buying everyones house on the block to build a Brewery. Otherwise you rock with these episodes. Thank You
myst515 3 years ago 4
"It wasn't Fled's fault"
OllieAverage 2 years ago
A lawyer-tailor. He makes lawsuits.
DiAnno13 3 years ago 34
KEEP'EM COMIN DUDE !!!!
stevebully 3 years ago 2