How to do nothing at work and still get paid

[AwesomeAssassin1000]

THAT ACTUALY SOUNDS LIKE MORE WORK SO HOW ABOUT JUST DO THE WORK SIMPLE

[icecoldkiller1000]

step 9.get fired lol

[mrbigmouth502]

This sounds like too much work. XD

[MoBoss227]

There are many flaws... This is the reason why more and more Americans become LAZY. Boss sees this video and connects the dots, your probably screwed.

[DigitalPraise7]

This seems more work than actual work.

[cjctvinternacional50]

1. DON'T PUBLISH THESE TYPE OF VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE.

2. CREATE A SECRET WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN TEACH THESE TIPS OR GIVE IT TO CLOSE RELATIVES, OR VERY VERY CLOSE FRIENDS.......PEOPLE YOU CAN REALLY TRUST SO THEY DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

[cjctvinternacional50]

That's why this country is changing for the bad......we used to have a nation where we had lots of opportunities, nice working environments, understandable employers, etc. But, by publishing this video on youtube, you might know that bosses or "generals" as I call them can see these tips and start to become less understandable towards their employees and fire them for anything they do, think or say, without any cause or reason.........my advice to you is the following:

[frizstyler]

step 1: be inside wall street or be chuck norris

[BABURAOIU]

I'm already living the dream!

[eggorey]

it seems like there is more work at being lazy then actually working

[JozefKPilsudski]

And this is why the west is crumbling..

[whiteynator]

wow that's alot of work to get away with doing no work. why not put that hard effort into actually working

[JusTxReAliTy]

:deadmau5:

[Cryptnox]

I love america.

[hosewater10]

Step one: work for the government

[hcashmore11]

vanishd(dot)com is the new alternative to the non working workfriendly(dot)net!



[chickenpoper]

@hcashmore11 Thanks!

[mhamadac]

This is the best video ever!

[AnEpicBloke360]

if his name really was nigel nigelson, hed be epic

[autonomous2010]

I know many workers that just hang out in the locked bathrooms all work day on their cell phones during work time.

Its the only place they don't have cameras.

[EllismoreCA]

Until your boss comes up to you and reads your work.

[nvm1ws]

583 people are bosses

[blessyercottons]

Sounds like too much effort to not work, actually working is the easier option!!!

[FuckThePolice187]

So, I bring a suit case to Target?

[binturong1000]

@FuckThePolice187 I tell you, Once Asian tropics is finished being built next year, I am gonna take off work if i am working to go see it I am going to lie and say one thing when really it will be another. Don't care if I just got the job. Hey, Did anyone else read my tips here?

[MegaGuver]

i think u ppl have based it on me i just sit and play games on the web when i should be on work or get some1 else to cover up for so when my boss come out he/she says oh hes in the bathroom

[nKrico]

i`m watching this at work . lol

[NoneUsernameUsed]

why use all this smartness to lie..why not use it to work for real?

[Ibrahim110]

lol@menstrual pains

[blazejecar]

I love how many views this has

[Hatakeguy0]

This seems like a lot of work.

[damocles943]

I love how completely deadpan the guy is.

[SpecOpsFilms]

AKA How to make your buisness fail

[Akyran]

I'm watching this at work.



[kaiketsu07]

581 people, tried this and didn't work for them

[mex55]

reminds me of sienfield

[MsKristineCordes]

i've worked with this guy!



[rubiksvector]

thumbs up if you really went to search for workfriendly LOL

[deltafan909]

How to be the President of the United States

[bsm6776]

0:21 look at those terrible teeth

[silverleaf7878]

i wish this can work with school

[aengles113]

So....how to be a high school student?

[SemiAquaticRhino]

i think it'd be easier to just work.

[Dimitri0809]

What if the work were to work it's self somehow then no one would have to do the work because the work would work it's self.

[Hecu]

How to do nothing at work and still get paid

Step 1 - GET A JOOOOB MAAAN!

[KevNSuraj]

How to steal a TV like a black man

[XxBiggMxX]

a lot of work being lazy

[JovanRam]

LOL

[MatsEP]

Looking annoyed will make you seem busy. Costanza has taught me quite a lot.

[Thomas8april]

You'll probably spend more time trying to do nothing than you would if you just worked...

[Thomas8april]

Who else doesn't even have a job but still watched this?

[gurubhai01]

Too lazy to act..

[VidMasterZ]

WTF is a dictaphone?!? Ugh, British...

[Creedo77]

um... what a dickhead of a video, all this effort going into looking busy, if you acctually just worked dillegently it would be less effort,

[VidMasterZ]

@Creedo77 I think that's the point.

[kudillo]

the actor was hilarious



[najee151]

heres how you get paid... work hard... get a paycheck...then celebrate.

its like sowing a seed... if you want a harvest water the seed!

[redbullwings11]

step one: get steam

step two: get team fortress 2

step three:buy a hat

step five:lose the hat

[mustardman32]

@redbullwings11 STEP FOUR!

STEP FOUR!

[redbullwings11]

@mustardman32 step four :rage quit

[thadlim]

@redbullwings11 you missed number four.

[Event0011]

@redbullwings11 Wheres step 4?

[1626Samantha]

@Event0011 step four is what the video has. like this step 4 is the internet you play tf2 on the internet lol

[lcnorlak]

@redbullwings11 You skipped step four.

[ASBmagician]

@redbullwings11 What about step four? Lol

[xXDryDogXx]

@redbullwings11 Step four: give your friend the hat.

[firendable]

keep clicking 8 and look at the man LMFAO!

[firendable]

579 ppl took this in serious

[wilson809isback]

This sounds like Jim Halpert on The Office.

[runmvp]

LOL @ 0:17 hahaha

[gck86]

bad video.

[josoman312]

now i want to know how tio get good grades in school without doing nothing plz

[binturong1000]

@josoman312 How to get grades at school without going there your self? mmmm...... Let's see mmmmm.... Make a cle and clone your self.

[superhel]

I'ts not working in germany, cuz germanz wants to see real work...

[MrTreskate]

4:01 .... lol dicktaphone

[7waterd]

ahhh...america

[gluue3]

haha would suck if your boss saw you watching this

[ytcolton]

This should be called How to Get Fired.

[Negative365]

well if youre at work, you mightaswell work...

[cukGRAFFITISTREET]

come to greece and you succesfully get paid for nothing 

[happygirl390]

Love this video haha :)

[MartinBronkhorst]

subscribed

[ann3tt]

scary, I've actually been doing some of these things already.

[dapa4]

This sounds like too much work...

[Jango672]

Or you could just be an ignorant american

[adem1000000]

@Jango672 Wow...you have problems....

[Jango672]

@adem1000000 Dude take a joke! I am american! Take things to seriously!

[adem1000000]

@Jango672 Im sorry,im just a little pissed that i cant see one video without a canadian insulting us.

[Jango672]

@adem1000000 Its ok. :)

[binturong1000]

@Jango672 What about you you didt capitalize American.

[binturong1000]

@Jango672 What about you you didt capitalize American.

[Jango672]

@binturong1000 Grammar Nazi much? Anyways, I am an American so please don't call me stupid.



[Nohshing]

@Jango672 Hihi ;)

[Jango672]

@Nohshing hello.

[binturong1000]

And what dream is that?

[OnlySlappers]

its people like you who ruined my dream!

[binturong1000]

No no body pick up my lunch I will take a longer lunch. If there was a camera sore near by I would go buy me a new camera and take it in to work with me if I have to.

[alphaB000X]

4,417 lazy ppl clicked at liked and other lazies were too lazy too click on it other wise it would be more than a million :)

[moyuri28]

Wow... it seems like you have to work twice as hard not to work, rather then actually working

[hiphoppolice55]

What the hell is Uncle Nigel doing to that dog at 3:04 !

[hiphoppolice55]

looks like this takes more effort than actually doing work..

[binturong1000]

And If they have one, take a picture of the company logo and use it on youtube and mention the location of your job and taklk about the one (ones) you hat there and are bothering you by reporting you for any thing. I explain how below.

[binturong1000]

If you read all my tips, And if someone reports or bothers you for doing it, Use his or her fullname likt this ________ first name _________ middle____________last and talk about them on youtube or facebook. It doesn't have to be true. Just put anything you want on them. You will see how quick they leave you alone.

[binturong1000]

How about no employment at all? Make a blog let it make money and do the working for you.

[67tr876]

Why the fuck would you work in a Office ? thats for losers

[binturong1000]

Just fallow all my tips you will be fine. Hey, life is too short why not do what you want to do? You don't need to listen to no supervisor tell you what when where or why or how to do someting.

[Altair565]

How to lose your job...

[Diri94]

Man!!! What have you done?! Now everybody knows what I do at work and you're responsible !!!

[binturong1000]

@Diri94 So don't care do it again anyway. Hhave you been reading my other tips? Scroll through you will find them.

[gauldgalliersuk]

How to be a social worker.

[binturong1000]

I f you have an Elmo sirt or any other animated character wear it to wor if you wish. I know I gonn wear Elmo, Cookie Monster, Scooby Doo, Perry the platypus and many others to work.

[binturong1000]

Dress how you want to dress. If you wear the same clothes you would go to the zoo, park, or movies do so.

[binturong1000]

I told you how to be lazy, Now let's talk about if someone complains about you.

1 Forget H.R. and all thses other work policies they are on their side never yours.

2 write the newspaper

3 the raido

4 you tube

5f facebook

6 In all 5 tips use full mame. Even middle if you know it.

[GYork14104]

or you could work at the YMCA

[Chase1002newaccount]

@GYork14104

... my uncle works there and i used to go there as a kid. >.>

[celticguardian951]

@GYork14104 It's funny cuz I actually do XD

[GYork14104]

@celticguardian951  hahahaha i do too

[mrmustardpie123]

nigel nigelson..lmao

[DerEddingstift]

barney stinson much ? xDDD

[Captnmolywop]

A ,"dick-to-phone!?" I have been at it for twenty minutes before realizing I interperated that completley rong. You damn enlish and your english!

[llkaypll]

i was so lazy i dint watch full video

[TheSoland]

This doesn't apply if you work at a call center :(

[MrSoprano92]

'Getting away with laziness takes skill, stamina and drive' surely they're the requirements for doing your work also....

[B3KO1722]

OR...JUST WORK!

[KRAZYburnout12345678]

What if our boss ask us what have u been working one

[oscar21270]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'VE GOT OUT OF WORK FOR A WHOLE WEEK THANX TO YOU. YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!

[TheTiktok999]

hahaha , i dont work anywhere , neither want to be lazy , i just randomly got to this video , and i really enjoyed it ! =)

[LittleMoron4thjuly]

menstrual pain lol

[KennYA51]

After 3 traineeships of each 6-months in the IT business, this becomes a second nature :)

[gulleymusic]

Funny

[glennoz383]

migraine is not funny i have that :(

[herrtugg]

Make "How-to videos" and put them up on youtube...

[quigley61]

How to be a lazy cunt and get turfed out for being a lazy cunt

[Ridikai]

Working? or getting grey pubes from the suggestions in this video.............I shall choose a lil bit of both >:D

[mrfab92]

571 people wants to remain stressed.

[mrfab92]

571 people want to remain stressed.

[Rawk4Life]

The narrator forgot a couple of things. If your BOSS has seen this video in his free time, then none of the tips will work in being lazy. Also, managers aren't that stupid. If you have no recorded production for an entire week, your butt is out the door.

[ayakowakumi]

wow now im just so busy working....on how to lie

[InfiniteRhombus]

nigelson eh, what is that, irish?

[nintwiggy6491]

Does this still apply if youre a Doctor or a Life guard or construction worker?

[DjSpeakaFreak]

Sounds like a lot of work to not... Work.

[TheBah12345]

It's so hard to get a job these days; nice to know people don't want to do their job that 70 applicants applied for as well lol

[lavalizard3]

I feel like such a lazy ass now... I developed all of these techniques on my own X-)

[WaagooshTheRedFox]

@lavalizard3 lol

[mytunafish]

oh god i prefere to work.. thanks for the video it made me appreciate my work lol

[CaptainMangos]

Question: How to do nothing at work and still get paid?

Answer: Machinima

[xxsnakeyez117]

@CaptainMangos haha nice

[firendable]

@CaptainMangos what do u mean

[alap83]

what a supid video

[wolfgang169]

im too lazy to watch this video

[TheReeper757]

Become a CalTrans supervisor

[deadlychannel141]

thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011

[aabdulle]

funny thing is when your boss already Favorited this video on his youtube lol

[aabdulle]

thats another work done man lol

[minowflakes123]

Thanks i did this and someone found me out...... now i am unemployed!

[BaronLOG]

im too lazy to do anything on this list, i just sleep at work

[thereveiwguy1]

so you can make porn look offisle lol

[Xrosder]

This is why the economy is shit now. lol

[andina18]

always look busy lol 

[Nunski17]

It's 2011 now they can see what we're doing on our computers at work.

[maratharules1]

☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢

Indians will never follow this video...dey ll prefer to KIDNAP Boss or his daughter and in return getback million dollar....!!

I am tracking my boss daughter.....lol!!

☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢

[sonic200990]

Lol they check your internet history at work sometimes, if they do your fucked.

[dawatcher88]

@sonic200990 just delete the history

[M0VIES4U2]

They shut down Work Friendly! Why!

[parokyaadik]

...BAD IDEA.

[jr52990]

568 people got fired after watching this video.

[sinojtjej]

So this is why workplaces are full of scumbags

[LtEggSalad86]

Lazy people are scum

[enemyheadhunter360]

The best part about this video is the number of views lol XD

[XONation]

On the video it is suppose to be how to do NOTHING at work, but when you listen in, it just explains how to be the LAZIEST person at work, HELLO!, TWO DIFFERENT THINGS, NOT THE SAME.

[NobIeSavage]

Does the entire world work in an office?

[bennude10]

Of course working will be easier, no shit. I think some are taking this serious.

[TheGuyWhoReviewz]

do they do this at video jug? lol