Let's Play Slalom pt 4 - Realy Realy Sorry

[yellowcard1494]

so, why cant u just record Pokemon Fire Red with BigDonkey? i reallyenjoyed that...by the way, u r efing hilarious!

[luquos]

But good old fashioned English Racism is FUN!

[katrinonus]

Who's the leader of the Americans now?

[mattmaloneypresents]

even i don't know any more

i had a mini breakdown last night worrying i was being racist about the whole thing (see comment above for aftermath)

when the revolution comes it will sort it's self out i suppose

[katrinonus]

Poor dear. I'm sorry. I'd lead the Americans but I'd be a traitor and join your side anyway. Oops.

I'm sorry that you've had a breakdown. Things will be okay just don't worry about it. I haven't found anything you've said to be extremely rasist and it's a hard game and your frustrating.

But it isn't as bad as Cocoto is it?

[mattmaloneypresents]

we'll gladly have you, we need LPers with zombie killing experience. and i'm very relieved to hear you're not offended.

this game is far from Cocoto;

Slalom is fun but frustrating with little room for error, good but hard.

Cocoto was just terrible in every way, bad and fucking irritating.

[katrinonus]

Yes, I join the UK front. So, I will be under the leadership of xthemusic. Awesome. I'm glad you have accepted me under your wing.

Ah, so prerecord from now on?

[mattmaloneypresents]

not a problem, we need all the robot-zombie-nazi hunters we can get

i might not necessarily have to go into pre-recording. i did a bit of Google-ing and found some GamesGenie codes that give me much more time to complete a run. i've tested it and it all seems to work well. it also means i won't have to spend hours trying to beat one level!

Huzahs are in order.

[katrinonus]

Don't forget. I'm also VERY good at hiding too! lol.

Nice one. Can't wait for the next part. We must figure out who the leader of the Americans are. We may be doomed otherwise.

[mattmaloneypresents]

be warned, the one who hides is usually eaten pretty quickly.

well we know Obama likes to kick back playing the Wii, maybe he should leed. although if it ever came to it i'm not sure i could bring myself to shoot zombie Obama.

[katrinonus]

Ah, but remember I'm the zombie expert shooter so therefore I'm pretty safe at hiding too. I would do it for you Matt if it came down to it.

[Adamhowes]

Great vid Matt . Though this game is fuckin horrible.

[RoramBenjimouse]

so thats where i went wrong, i was only watched to 3 LP'ers when I started mine (X, you and lager) and i only wrote to you, cos the other 2 where away from LPing at the time, and you ignored me :(

[RavenXeo]

I think the catch phrase of this LP should be the same as Top Gear.

Ambitious but Rubbish.

[Darkasthenight06]

'I am stereotypical and from africa'. You were afraid to make a proper racist comment there weren't you Matt.

[mattmaloneypresents]

fucking terrified

[gameplayer1701]

uhh pls finish this lvl pls man what is it now 2 or 3 vids on this cours

[mattmaloneypresents]

does it sound like i'm enjoying it?

no?

i don't want to play the same fucking level over and over but unfortunately it's a bit difficult.

i'm moving onto pre-recording the parts from now on so i hope that makes you fucking happy, yeah?

[mattmaloneypresents]

i should say sorry

i'm just really pissed off that i seem to be bigot in these videos and that not what i want people to think of me as. i'm also terrified that i might actually be racist and how devastating it would be for myself to find that i unconditionally hate people of other races without reason.

i just needed to take my anger out on something and unfortunately you were there. really really sorry and i offer my deepest and sincerest apologies to you and hope you accept them.

thank you.

[StephaneScot]

If you want to get big in America just start doing LP's on Something Awful. Lot's of Major Americans started on or are currently on there.

[mattmaloneypresents]

problem is i'm tight and don't want to spend £7 for membership to a forum.

[RavenXeo]

Dont go to Something Awful. they are a load of tossers.

Well some of them are nice but not all of them..

[StephaneScot]

Yeah, I didn't join either... who wants to spend money?