Monkey Masturbating - The Funniest Thing Ever!

[gotrojans1423]

so i went from sonic the hedgehog gameboy review to tarantulas in humans houses to monkeys jacking off...youtube is pretty fucking weird

[iiTwinky]

LOL

[kelseymontclair]

My God, that little dude was having muscle contractions for almost 30 seconds. Where is evolution when you need it?

[bigrasta121]

XD



[mcradloff]

bobby brown just being himself

[TheBushidovski]

3:04 a heart shaped dick

[boxinheadphones]

His penis has a heart-shaped tip! :O

[lmcdowall]

I am in that weird part of YouTube again...

[Bonerific18]

Makes me horny

[river1235545]

That shit is scary!



[FortooGadget]

look at its face at 2:21

[1000hpHONDA]

The head of the p3n1$ is in the shape of a heart!

[Naydeenx]

I ment monkey going nuts** :L

[Teetee12Undertaker]

Did he just .. fling his cum? So now they throw that plus poo? Man, monkey's are assholes...

[MegaFlam3r]

i find THIS difficult to masturbate to

[Naydeenx]

How did i get here from a funny video of a monkey going buts aswell?? Loool :/

[Naydeenx]

@rocketshup looked like it!!

[Supernatura4Life]

Time to delete my search history....

[AusKNightmare]

im stoned right now and i allmost died laughing

[drigerGANG]

that's so funny. what type of monkey is it?

[Evilsnotbag]

his foreskin is heartshaped..

[FenuaLoa]

On 3:05 is an heart visible :D...But poor monkey what an terrible place to live.

[sniperx911911]

nasty



[ActingJackass]

he was thinking in tarzan's mom lol

[colakissed]

Damn what kind of banana was that? where can i get one? im just saying...forget Viagra!!!

[GQbum]

@colakissed lol

[chiinna08]

jajajaja woww!! que ricoooo!!

[JosephMcCantry]

Wow, I should really go to bed.

[TheGreatGats]

@JosephMcCantry Yeah, me too.

[dawntrinay]

you see how many bananas he ate

[botdflover35]

omg thats a horrible place to keep a monkey

[villageboy99]

OMFG The look on the monkeys face made me crack up laughing....

[kriscrockard]

2:04 for the good stuff

[protractman]

Is that even a monkey? So fucking ugly.

[MaxSafeheaD]

@protractman

says the badly shaved great ape ...

[gingerbread185]

so hungry, are zoo keepers eating their food?

[toonozandy]

That monkey needs to be circumcised !!!!

[rocketshup]

was that monkey wearing a condom?

[DennisNguyen88]

WHY'S HIS DICKHOLE SO BIG!? DAFUQ

[aiktai]

lol his penis is heart formed

[georgerocksbigtime]

it looks like a heart 8----<3

[SN3AKYARCH3R2]

looks like someones been watching too much "monkey porn"...

[TheCoExister]

What the fuck is wrong with it's face?

[123pixieboo]

I need to erase my history...

[blacklotus808]

@123pixieboo you and me both...

[Yoitzsydney1]

damn....he ate that banana like a boss

[sgar14]

grampa 

[Jennavee12]

D: Ahhhh no I just feel so happy seeing him peel the bananass!

[standepain]

His penis looks like a heart shaped Chinese fingercuff 3:05???

[taylakee]

i think the bananas made him horney

[EyeOnTheTV]

poor guy. Sucks to live in a cage without any lady monkies. 

[videostealer101]

you can tell he cums at 2:20. look at that face lol

[TheIpodhuman8]

Fuck, I'm in that weird part of Youtube again...

[ImogenKate360]

It must be really fucking boring if he jacks himself off, bet he does it everyday. Who said Monkeys aren't like humans?

[birdofprey321]

the monkey looks soo hungry and what a horrible place for it to live

[orielmano]

@birdofprey321 ya i know right?

[sweertlips17]

@birdofprey321 thats not good 

[RiPPERRiGGZ1996]

hahahaha he cant get the cum of his hand

[0o0ocoldplay0o0o]

2:22 cum comes out

[topgunsmoke]

and that is wear the <3 came from

[BostonBoy01475]

to all of those wondering the thing he pulled off his pecker is jizz! THAS NASTY

[ahmet1995ibrahim]

Im i the only one that thinks the monkeys 4 skin looks like a heart?

[Stoufferthecat]

This video's misleading. I assumed it was about monkeys luring young men into incarceration. You can imagine my disappointment when I realised you meant 'masturbating'.

[samuriguy909]

pause at 2:00 and look at that beautiful smile.

[samuriguy909]

lmao the sounds the monkey makes while he wanks.

[poop123558]

3:35 oh si 

[poop123558]

he is like sex LOL!

[xXxXDolanXxXx]

That monkey is pro at banana eating.

[Asaenz103]

320 people are fuckin wierdos!!!!

[anne17danah]

what am i doing here? see how far i can go in You tube.. ????

[anne17danah]

a gay monkey,,, he saw guys and he masturbates

[MsAdrienneLynne]

this just proves how alike man and ape are... -_-

[theroker99]

he wants you

[iloveyou8770]

omg....I almost threw up...this is worse than 2 girls 1 cup

[NorthWolfs]

wtf did I just watch? o_o

[seanybaby1983]

heart shaped peen, my fav! ;)

[may4th1996]

totally just pmsfl here he was loving it haaahaaaaaaa

[LayneEndsMergeLeft]

Bananas make him horney? 

[LenkaMally]

bananas just make him excited

[kryptonj8]

Forget the masturbation...did you see him peel that banana?

[mikeohohoh7]

ew wtf thats gross why i did i click this.

[babyjadeisha]

What was that he pulled off the tip of his weiner??? and furthermore, why is it tubular and heartshaped at the opening? Thats a wide opening and I never saw no jiz come out but he sure as heck lost touch with reality for a few seconds. LOL

[Yoitzsydney1]

@babyjadeisha mabye its heart-shaped because *puts on sunglasses* its made for loving!

[SuperFUZZYTURTLE]

1:40-2:10 sounds like an evil chipmunk xD

[LeanaLuvs]

lol hes just laughing away

[MultiCren]

i love his facial expressions throughout like 2:02 like furiously getting going 2:13 nearly done 2:21 this is sooooo good and 2:31 ahhhhhhhhh all done.

[MultiCren]

gimme my fucking banannas bitch

[DriveByInAYugo]

2:08 LMFAO !!!

[babyjadeisha]

2:21 YEAH BABY... you can breathe now lil buddy!!! Feels good don't it!

[memwyvern]

I love you youtube.

[glasgowboy101]

The real monkey is the one behind the camera...

[theDmaster1231]

it looks like a heart!

[boomhauerfan1]

Lol the monkey's like " stop watching me!!"

[MrSheptical]

Look, he's spankin' his monkey...

[DerickMahoney]

lol @3:09 "He came!"

[henman9010]

why does the end of his penis look like a heart??

[MrSenda360]

@henman9010 cause they love the cock ahahah

[DerickMahoney]

@henman9010 ikr?!

[MrSheptical]

@henman9010 Maybe that's where the phrase "monkey love" comes from.

[pedronied]

What the FUCK is that on his butt?

[IncrediblyStupidName]

monkeys can masturbate? ohhh no! they're gaining intelligences!

[shanita322]

ewww ive never been more disgusted in my life! the guys in this video are creeps how the hell did i get here?

[Milkpipe]

you fucking illiterate cunts. you shouldn't be allowed to live. it's spelt MASTURBATING.

[ajs3939]

haaaaaaaaa

[MatriixStunner]

dirty little masterbating monkey, BAD MONKEY LOL

[brandencampbell01]

LOL

[sceneshelly]

How the hell did I get here? And y was a monkey masterbating ?!?!?!?

[KagamineNeko143]

lmao how did i get here? O___O

[damiannlsn1]

My mom said no more porn:( I have to stop watching haha jk

[georgedori51]

When ever I want a good laugh I watch this video. It is funny chit

[brianv3ntura]

holy shit, even a whore cant even eat a banana that fast.

[johndarrell]

i'm in the weird place of YouTube again!

[wataki2]

Nine inch nails.

[babyjadeisha]

@wataki2 That song would have been perfect for this video

[BassFever74]

pissed myself

[ttholl424]

How did I get here?

[abrakadabra128]

Why the hell am I watching this?

[NguyenQPhi]

hahaahahahha i like the part when the gray monkey was like lol

[kaushiksays]

Just what a human would do.

[anfkiller]

And this is the awkward moment that you realize that your comment wont get any likes

[gaBehcuoDsuoitneterP]

This dude greedy.

[MrRic0h]

Fuking hillarious XD Spat coffee all over my monitor at work XDDD

[may4th1996]

@MrRic0h me to lmfaooooo

[vanessaxxoxxo]

Welp, I'm done with the internet today.

[flatchick]

works so well with the snow thing

[MeemeeeXX]

His penis is shaped like a heart. Nature can be so beautiful. ಠ_ಠ

[kdog122995]

so fuckin nasty

[tshumamweemba]

if anyone has seen russel brands stand up they know that this monkey was seagullin'

[rouseg54]

That monkey HAS to be an american ex-serviceman!

[15ChronicSmoke]

he's like oh fuck gotta get the cum of my dick.....

[titikakapopo2009]

the bannana is better than viagra haha oww is so cute<3

[svntre]

It was disturbing. I'm done!

[sicteer69]

The tip of his dick is heart-shaped LMAO

[LayneEndsMergeLeft]

@sicteer69 Pre-cum and cum, genious.

[sicteer69]

what's up with that half-circle on his ass?

[antonioscheel]

OOOOHHHH watching this has answered my question!

[orielmano]

@TheTimeforwar Ya here's another smartass who's trying to get likes by his " Amazing knowledge! " about bananas. and savage israelis my ass u mother fucker how about he gets uncaged and rape the shit out of u u arab mother fucker got no reason to hate israeli's just being a hater that's why ur name is thetimeforwar punk ass bitch.

[VideoPirates]

@orielmano It's almost absurd how stupid you are. I mean, you're quite obviously racist scum, so it makes sense that you'd also be a complete idiot.

[vonkiser]

@orielmano no shit-I thought it was a raghead in the cage already!!!lol Another brilliant dipshit who knows it all. So eating a banana made him do that eh? I thought ragheads only got off on killing civilians with bombs from far away and running away? Then theres the real smart ones who strap bombs to themselves and kill innocent civilians because they think they have a whole bunch of pre pubescent little girls in heaven waiting for them....

[PhilliesBlaze1]

that monkey is acting like a human wats happened to himm I cant believe he has vampire teeth to....

[sexykissablebaby]

O_O Wtf..So weird..

[MrsMurs123]

hes just having a bit fun !!!!

[potatohead93]

2:42 WHAT IS THIS PEEL CONTRAPTION IN MY HAND

[twerpist]

O_O !!!!

[jasonxful]

there is a saying that goes monkey see monkey doo someone at that had to teach him that

[keandreisbeast]

how does the monkey know how to eat a banana

[lilbit15210]

i think it's funny they know to take the banana peel off

[DORC101]

Fuck, im on the weird side of YouTube again....

[beatdash102]

@DORC101 how dose it hapen

[FrosteePeacock]

@DORC101 youtube doesnt have sides.....

[123ManChicken]

@DORC101 it's not funny anymore..

[DORC101]

@123ManChicken sorry bro, thats the first time I ever made that comment

[presidentvavavalery]

@DORC101 why don't u find ur own sentence? SICK N TIRED to see that everywhere... (fake quote")

[DORC101]

@presidentvavavalery relax bro, shit, honestly im sorrry I made a comment...

[piercedtoy007]

2:00 : Yeah baby, work it!, Shit, not working, get on my back, keep hand on joy stick! OK.. rock, paper or scissors?, ROCKK, PAPER --.Scissors... Rockkk.... Paper ahhMM? Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch - DONT Touch mee - AHH.. Twiching, can't stop twiching.... OHH shit! AHH, Ok must get white shit off dick now! Shit, the crap is sticky, HELP! Never mind I got it! Wait, what stinks? Is it me or the fucking Indians? follow the stench.. MMM, yup, these assholes stink! Show is over.

[orielmano]

Look at the other monkey 3:59 he's like so shocked that the other monkey came..

[bumshell211]

'o'

[makaveli7hadon]

give it a banana; it will give you a show and souvenir

[catcher1525]

the monkeys face :D

[11TayTaylove]

weird



[tiffany5802]

disturbing...



[Xspoonage]

ive heard of spanking my monkey but thats just ridicules.

[PinkFluffies]

poor thing is imprisoned in a small cage. 

[evilyakko]

So like us.

[Spooie]

and i thought i was a weird specimen

[loldude445]

The Magic Of Sex Ed Teaching!

[loldude445]

There is Nothing like Eatting a cock shape banna Beore MasterBateing :D!