Mickey Avalon My Dick- The Truth

[Zero19644]

American Dad - Staffel 6 Folge 15 :D

[GhostofDerG]

@Zero19644 Hehe... Selber Gedanke :) Geile Folge!!!

[gnidich2000]

Its gonna look good on Dana White...

[zoemariahxox]

hahha, amen to you guys (;

[femsonirabz67]

wussss



[1sexualninja1]

(_)_)==========D My dick.

[Kookas]

@1sexualninja1 1:1? You poor thing.

[femalef0x]

you suck and u know it

[wabblum99]

hahahaha

[soccerlova12345]

lol mickey avelon is beast, but this is still funny.

[Arbita77]

son of a crack whore

[cactusjack67]

FUCK MICKY AVALON THANK U FOR MAKING THIS

[nigma513]

umm did they just say jesus stinks oh you goin to hell

[kenniemc69]

@nigma513

religious people live in hell.

[nigma513]

@kenniemc69 watever dude

[deepfreeze7981]

my dick big as hell your dick small and stale

[faintestcayote]

369 plp like this song. yo moma so smart she turne this video off

[alexrockshelments]

I want the original not this BS

[iloled2]

fuck this , fuck every youtube video with all the screwed up versions.

Give me the fucking ORIGINAL SONG.

[tropicalpain]

pshh..my dick is 14 inches when its folded up!!

[zarnaxis22]

oh come on its funny as hell

[balot1958]

YOUR A FUCKIN ASS HOLE!!! POST THE ACTUAL SONG YOU FUCKTARD WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD TO FIND NOW I FUCKIN HATE YOUTUBE FUCK GOOGLE FUCK!!!!!

[AlterDimensions]

@balot1958 lol damn

it'll be ok

[Alturqeyathome82]

WTF.....LOL @ these stupid comments but you should try Bobs cockmeat sandwich :)

[mikael19821982]

My dick make the pussy split , Your dick small like a clit .

My dick its long and wide , Your dick got sick and died.

My dicks got the perfect fit , Your dick looks like a zit .

My dick displayed with pride , Your dicks never been tried.

My dicks always wanted ,Your dicks short and stunted.

My dicks always up for the job , Your dicks always a prob .

My dick loves to be flaunted, Your dick i heard that its haunted .

My dicks big and strong , your dicks wasted and wrong

[SpamBanjo]

My dick provides women with a drink, your dick, like this song ain't in sync.

[DancinPartyBoy]

My dick is big that's it no song

[techn9nekaliko]

awfull lyrics , but love the beat

[WizardSmoker]

XD LOL

[cathumpingdog]

my dicks the bigger XD

[peruzfinest08]

How can so many people dislike this song? It's way to funny!

[bigbob123456789101]

hello dick nice pic

[EstebonRocks]

dude lol dis funny and fucked up at the same time i new some idiots would do a small version remix

[endingmemories]

my dick like a meter stick yo dick make people sick

[MightySerbianFighter]

my dick ps3 your dick nintendo wii my dick fucks ass non stop your dick is gay as a cop my dick huge and hot your dick flower pot my dick big and serbian your dick saudi arabian my dick brave as obama your dick scared like osama MY DICK UFO YO DICK A HO MO!!!!!!

[Langdell1989]

@MightySerbianFighter the nintendo wii sold twice as many as ps3 jackass

[MightySerbianFighter]

@Langdell1989 according to the nintendo wii and ps3 votings ps won with thrice votings as nintendo wii.so fuck off

[Langdell1989]

@MightySerbianFighter vgchartz.com/article/80751/201­0-year-on-year-sales-and-marke­t-share-update-to-june-26th/

[MightySerbianFighter]

@Langdell1989 it says wii year to date by 3.14% ps 3 year to date by 38.47%

[5067510040]

@MightySerbianFighter your talking bout fckin ass more then pussy whose dicks gay , ? hahah

[MightySerbianFighter]

@5067510040 i guess its you since you care about it :)

[LingLingRules]

real bullshit... these guys are real dushbacks

[bkgkillah09]

my dick, just broke the news yo dick, just leaks of ooze my dick, keeps the females squirtin yo dick, lookin green like kermit my dick, can stop a comet yo dick, make the girls straight vomit My dick, make a hung dude shy yo dick, got touched by a guy my dick, gets play for no reason yo dick, aint ever gettin pleasin my dick, got sucked by ya mom yo dick, hiding in a bush, a peepin tom my dick, is the best in existence yo dick, need a little bit assisstance Killah*

[max43able]

common wanna see the fucking original

[sourlemon78]

this is the gayest song in the world their saying that their own dick is small idk its really gay

[Langdell1989]

@sourlemon78 lmfao, it's a parody of another song

[freddx12]

best...song...ever

[poppycrack]

Yah!, finally the whole song, i have waited so long to hear it, love it!!

[EtchASketchOfDeath]

LMAO!!!@Matster2213 My dick, big like Obama, Yo dick got smacked like Rihanna!!!

So jokes mann.

[poppycrack]

where can i hear the whole song, it is 5 star quality

[falonbay]

this was a really great song, where is the rest of it???

[puffpuffdragon]

shit it just stops at 0:18 :(

[Morrisonpwnz]

u suck at life i saw them live they own

[yoyogamer1]

Lol...

[RedWarlockTheBand]

wow just that little part was better than the mickey avalon version

[bubblegypsy]

'uncut version of mickey av's song my dick'

LMAO

[darkrocker0007]

booo you suck

you obviously wrote this song (most likely about your own dick)

fail

[t3amwh1te0ut]

yeah no kidding dude get a life and grow a pair

[Futurescreepers]

@darkrocker0007 LMFAO

[thedude02468]

@darkrocker0007 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! MADE MY DAY!

[djbungo]

@darkrocker0007 think someone needs a dose of humour - stat!

[iBomb24]

you should post the song instrumental... as in, no lyrics

[darkrocker0007]

there are lyrics... he's obviously singing...

[aapinator]

d'oh

[SupaBlah13oy]

hey wtf is wrong with the vid ?

[HankySpanky63]

wow u totally just ruined it u should be sued

[stpmoney1]

ASS HOLE !!!!!

[karambafreak]

fuck you !

[NJ1988]

his dick is really small

[MaccyB0i]

WOW! wat loser takes the piss out of a piss take song FAGGOT!

[Vash5800]

REJECTED

[richardthethird69]

this is basically a mick take! a spoof! a parody! thats why its only 19 seconds ;)

[HarryBonadio]

shit

[emodmc4dante]

why is it only 19 secs it was longer when i listened to it before

[ragekrs1]

am i the only one that is only getting the first 19 seconds?

[StephanieBUBZ]

your not the only one, i only got 19 seconds too

[ragekrs1]

agh o well the whole thing was pretty cool though :D

[koopapimp1995]

me to

It was longer

[ragekrs1]

yeh its supposed to be like three minutes

[mysteriomaster4000]

Your an idiot. It's a pisstake of the real thing, that's why it's only 19 seconds long.

[ragekrs1]

wtf why u calling me an idiot this song is supposed to be 3 minutes at least ive heard the whole thing

and yeah im talking about this parody song there was way more to this song before

in fact look up my dick the truth and u will see that the video is supposed to be 3:06 long and when u click on it its only 19 seconds

[assult46]

its a fucking parody chill lax hes trying to have fun and it wass pretty damn funny

[ragekrs1]

i know but i was just saying that this video

is actually supposed to be 3 minutes

but that guy didn't understand me i guess i know its funny i like it but the whole parody is funnier

i mean that this video is messed up somehow and that it for some reason only loads the first 19 seconds

[koopapimp1995]

its suposed to be three minutes long

[442943]

pretty good

[arrong123]

but also not everything rhymes in everysong i mean just look at some of them they use

My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team

Your shit look like you fourteen

whole team

fourteen dont rhyme but aslong as it sounds good

[nubaddict]

my dick long as a slinkie, your dick eats twinkies. My dick so dam long your dick dates ching chongs., My dick big like obama ur dick got smacked like rihanna, My dick has a band your dick uses your hand

[stiles15]

lmao yo dick got smacked like rihanna nice man that line was sick

[Pointysharp]

LOLWUT?

[harcore0]

lol xD

[72sullivan72]

LMAO

[MetalAddict345]

lol good song

[reddeval101]

u know every word thts kinda worryin to be fair u ent gay r u ??

[waterkid700]

god i love this song i know everyword (:

[0darkG]

how the hell did you do that? it said 3 minutes when you see the video but when you click it it is 19 seconds?

[Matster2213]

My dick, big like obama

yo dick, got smacked like rihanna.

My dick, like master chief

yo dick, look like a little piece of meat.

My dick is a hall of fame two timer

Yo dick , got sucked by aunt jemima.

My dick is big as the earth

Yo dick, smaller than a smurf.

My dick is big and ill

Yo shit, got sucked by dr. phil.

[dooki34]

ha ha did u think of dat ur self??

[alfonzo124]

way fresh

[demoncrest]

hahaha this is the best :D!

rihanna got pwned

[koolguy123me]

nice work, u made it urself?

[xpopxkidx110]

fresh rhymes lol

[arrong123]

my dick, better than weed

yo dick, stinks like feet

my dick, look like the Eiffel tower

yo dick, needs a shower

my dick, needs a crane

yo dick, causes no pain

my dick, got a big contract

yo dick, small in contrast

my dick, needs lubricant

yo dick, worth fifty-cent

[Kreigshundun2]

Tight man. nice.

[punkrocker828]

well then why are looking at my dick and plus its just a damn growth that grows on you

[XxKinkyDinoxX]

lol!!!

bois will be bois... (:

[SteelTipped1]

FAIL

1. these just plain suck ass

2. impossible to sing to the beat

3. some of them dont even rhyme jackass

contract and contrast DO NOT RHYME

[arrong123]

alright yeah i did fuck all those up but man was i fucked up i honestly dont remember even writing those is the crazy thing

[appleJACKEDDD]

hahah thats creatve.(:

[rowzig]

my dick cost a late night fee

yo dick has da h.i.v.

my dick playes on the big picture screen

yo dick went straight 2 dvd

[playa464]

yeah, thats in the song, and its double feature screen deadshit

[Rauno315]

wtf only 19 sec

[poppycrack]

wtf! where is the rest of it?

[omegax114]

my dick look like a wookie

ur dick look like a dookie

my dick is awsome as hell

ur dick look like dave chappel

[gishikin]

so my dick is 6 foot??? SWEET!!!

[omegax114]

lol

[RednekRitz]

my dick walks like a pimp,

ur dick is small like a shrimp

my dick is bigger than a rainbow,

ur dick just ain't the same bro

my sick is so ice cool

ur dick dropped outta school

my dick is to big to feed,

ur dick is like a centipede

check out my videos in about 3 weeks.

im gonna make my own "my dick" video nd its gonna be way better than this shit

[BamBamBrandam]

My dick is like king kong(lol at apes having tiny peepee's :D)

Your dick is just not very long.

Not that hard to rhyme. :/

[sprayboy666]

lol i was getting ready to sing along with it too.

[ScreamSceneKing]

WTF is that...

thats deff..not the real song DoucheCuntFace

[ILUVMAGDI]

If ur bannana is soooo small

TAKE EXTENZE

[painistheonlyfeeling]

l

o

l

[asterixking]

needs to be fucking longer it was better when it was longer

[Pattilloch]

This version used to be over 3 min long, idk why it got cut down to 19 sec wtf?

[funnyanimationguy]

we need the longer one!

[gxjhgcxfchg]

why the hell would you talk about having a hella short dick compared to anotha fella? wtf?

i guess it takes balls to do that but idk..

[umyasam]

its short,

like his dick

[getsilly87]

lol

[warhammerork1]

make it longer... oh yea

[eatoutlots]

That was gay

[roywilliamsbeast]

y wouldu make fun of your self

[storm0fnova]

my dick, your mama's gonna miss

yo dick, can do nothin but piss

[SkateTricksAndBails]

haters only hate cuz they jealous

your a hater

[jflowerchild07]

lol XD well then..

[DannymackoWHAT]

hahahaha nice remake dude.

[rastamanluvsmj]

yo dude u are damn god

[doeboy696969]

yep

[krocky11]

anyone who has ever heard a song from mickey knows this isnt him singing

[WuvableKel]

Yea, It's just a hater lol.

[121051]

lmao

[timmytheeturd]

this guy is tottallyyy dissing his self lol

[wmwm69]

You are a inbreed dumb motherfucker who sticks his dick in his sisters ear you dumb asshole... of course he is dissing himself, if you listen to this song and dont relize he is dissing himself then you need to chop your dick of and eat it you stupid fuck.

[damaineg]

Lmao, it is amazingly obvious that he's dissing himself, nice comment :D

[ChainsawMelodies]

wow wmwm69, you have some severe anger issues O.o You need psyciatric help. The only people I have seen that pissed off was 10 year old devil children and 90 year old grumpy men and women. xD

[mikesawyerrocks]

mmmmm... would go good with a side of crabs.

[itachiRoXurSoX]

lol

[funnyanimationguy]

too small

[loboe1118]

Thats what she said :(

[fourthchapter101]

this song is hella funny lol hahah lmfao

[madetv10]

omg 7 year itch thats my cousins boat name lol

[XxEmOXSaDxX]

Can u send me the beat???

[haha1]

WTFF. They have ppl talkin about they have liddo dicks lol!

[ManicSuperman]

Out of time with the music = 3P1C F41LUR3 LOLOL

[Caasiopia68]

another great accomplishment in the art of poetry.

[x7PunkRocker7x]

Lol.

Funnier than the other one !

[trollforlife]

my dick, its bigger than yours

your dick, is just a vagina with balls

[iiiLteR]

lmfao

[Underxman]

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

[bakedorfriedman]

wow they just looped the 3 seconds at the start of the song, that's why it sounds like shit with the music

[teamawesomeassemble]

that was tits

[teamawesomeassemble]

lol

[pug1134]

HAHAHAHA LOL

[drakio99]

LoL

[sevvinn]

lmfao

[HannahxoAhmazing]

HAHA

THANK YOU

<3

[aaakum1]

hah ye this ones funny

[shermobad]

whateve

[XXbiznitchXX23]

dick dick stop sayin dickk lmao

[Crea4ure]

loosers