Madea's Version Of The Bible

[marvintheatre]

I was 15 before I realized that it wasn't a billy goat!

[123sweetgigimusic]

madea should make an bible version of her own. so we could learn from madea of all god's. madea is god.

[CookieMonsterXDXD]

@123sweetgigimusic IKR madea version is funny and i will laigh myself to sleep lmaoo

[123sweetgigimusic]

@CookieMonsterXDXD laugh yourself to sleep XD i would too! :)

[KIKINURBUTT]

"God of Mary... J. Blige." lmao

[danit303]

The colored folks have a comedy style all their own!  God Bless them :)

[JeansXoX]

this brings tears to my eyes, I laugh sooo hard every time

[noahriv]

i luv this version of the bible

[Sharingan5689]

God of Abraham..........Lincoln. LOL

[TheSapphireEmpress96]

I think Madea may have been taking her "glaucoma medicine" when she read the Bible that night, lol.

[iintoxikation]

she got noahs ark, eve the rapper, and the 12 disciplines in one story lmao.. smh

[priscamolotsi]

Wonderful!!! I love Maeda!

[kfdwiki]

"And that billy goat."

5/5

[musichalloffame]

What is sad is that this is what most people think the bible is

[Ryuzaki9042]

LMFAO! =D

[TheDarkLordLucifer]

Burned alive, dead on the stake. The feeble soul is mine to take. Brimstone smell and the stench of hell. The horror burns in his eyes. The weak little soul, there's no escape. The holy sheppard is mine to take. Christian prayer fails again. Their frail savior is beaten to the ground. Drowned in a demon's lake of fire. They're burning his remains so you'll learn: Christ is dead, that two-faced liar. They’re burning his soul, in the flames. His broiling soul is what you smell.

[deebeautiful84]

@TheDarkLordLucifer I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS THE TRUE AND LIVING GOD AND BIND YOU INTO THE PITS OF HELL,

[TheDarkLordLucifer]

Embrace me darkened one, strengthen my soul. Spew thy darkness into our world. And through the rotting gates heaven. Shadowy wisps will heal my wounds. Shadowy wisps will wound their prayers. Send me the loving peace of Lucifer. Send me the battered pieces of jesus christ. It is now time, we begin to move forward. Hordes of terror are waiting to strike them. Following a great leader into his war. With hoofs of steel, he'll crush thy body. You will give in to the might of Satan.

[bookfiend2009]

@TheDarkLordLucifer you're kiddin right?

[MrPs103]

@TheDarkLordLucifer no battered pieces. He is the risen Lord, who defeated death, and took the keys to death and hell. the day will come when God will say "it is time", and will cast the devil into hell to be tormented forever. through Jesus' sacrifice, He will crush lucifer's head under me and my brothers and sisters feet. the only reason lucifer still roams freely is because God has not shown His wrath, but be rest assured, the Creator will unveil His wrath, and your lord will be defeated.

[lovetin1]

@TheDarkLordLucifer .I STRIKE U WITH THE HOLYGHOST FIRE OF THE MOST HIGH.U WILL CONFESS THAT JESUS CHRIST IS LORD.NO WEAPON FASHION AGAINST HIS CHILDREN SHALL PROSPER.HE IS THE I AM THAT I AM,THE FATHER OF ALL NATION...NOT EVEN U SATAN CAN CHANGE THE FACT...AMEN

[truth1disciple]

Jesting and making a mockery of the Bible and profitting from it and the people love it! First, readers do you believe that this crossing man quoting scripture incorrectly pleases God? Ephesians 5:10 declares,"Proving what is ACCEPTABLE to the Lord." And for you carnal so-called Christ-ians scripture warns, "Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which COMMIT such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have PLEASURE in them that do them." James 4:4; 1 John 2:15; 2 Thess.9-12

[amccalla2]

and billy goat LOOL

[25JayWash]

God of Mary.....J. Blige lmaooooo

[d0nk3yb0i]

lol this is the funniest piece madea has ever did in any play lol!!

[Resorcery]

"And then Eve was there cuz she was gonna go see a show that night on the boat and she got scratched by a lion and Peter Pan of the Great Disciplines..."

I WANNA READ THAT BIBLE! lol

[pjppsmdhbj]

hahahahahahahahaha



[dbrow99]

this is crazy

[dudman776]

God of Mary..... J. Blidge



[Suzanna925]

Tyler Perry makes me feel closer to God than most any other clergyman.

[liltdogg46]

lol!!!!!!!! peter pan in the bible

[kulalei]

ANYBODY CAN PRAY! Just say in the name of Jesus...Thats your stamp that'll get it up there to his ear!!

[cbx25]

Oh Lord he need to stop playin with GOD..... lol.... this is so crazy funny.

[Laceypiink]

lmao i freakiin love ha!!

[936guera]

That was Freakinn Awesume!

[Nicksqurl787]

"Girl what chu doing? Im tryin get low."

HAHAHAHA xD

[christswaqq]

God of Abraham....Lincoln

God of Mary......J. Blidge

[praisethelord20]

TYLER PERRY IS JUST STUPID

[a20cross]

"You remind me of Peter right now..." "Peter who?" "...Peter Pan in the Bible. He was one of the 12 disciplines." :D

Tyler Perry is a GENIUS! Soo funny! I hope to meet him someday. He seems like a neat person. :D

[brrownsuga]

lmao an dat billy goat

[10194babygirl]

God of aberham.....linclon

[trentlover200]

read ya bible child it will bless you!

[evachinoy]

Too funny.

[AnimeFanMovies]

"God Of Mary....J Blige"

IM SOOOO PUTING THIS ON MY NETFLIX :D

[salzomo]

Praise the Lord!

[vaeecarter]

god , of mary ..... j blige . tehe=)

[Souvenirbaby101]

HE WAS ONE OF THE TWELVE DISCIPLINTS. AHAHAHA

[Tenari1]

Yeah...Only one tyler perry movie is good....and it wasn't Madea :p

[sokewlirule]

God of Abraham .. Lincon.. God of Marry .. J. Blidge

[lamarpaylor2002]

I love this video!!!!! wish i could be on the play.

[gemni87]

Every Madea fan can't or haven't had enough Of Tyler perry!

[BL00DLINE]

Shadrack, Meshack, and that billy goat! LOL

[II6bulletII]

bmarie47.how did you do the heart?

[beastboy00081]

funny

[watitis2012]

wooo!!!! I love madea!!! God of shadrack meshack and billy goat!!! woo she is to funny!!!

[dethklok6511]

god of abraham, lincoln. XD

[blackcobra09]

LMAO!!! wow...gives a whole new outlook on prayer! lol

[bmarie47]

I ♥ me some Madea!

[jadanov12]

god of mary.......j blige hahaha

[TheSexinababii]

huuli goost hahaaaaaaaa..diz funii vid :)...i wish madea waz real not phonii =)

[1m2f3m4wth]

I think he mixed things up from the Bible to make his point. Read your Bible sometimes. It'll bless ya. Tyler Perry as Madea is always a good laugh plus a good lesson.

[RavesandRouge]

the god of mary....j blige

[djmocha7]

i saw this play when he come through here and almost died laughing. on this part, he and "toni" moved the bed out so the ones in the cheap seats (like me) could see better.

[zacsosexy09]

so funny

[Squeeeezable]

Madea is halariousss. I love Tyler Perry haha

[Vanessas1905]

lol Eve gave birth to the world, she was tired

[jadanov12]

@Vanessas1905 you know who she was e.v.e. hahah

[ineedanamerightnow]

That's funny, but it's missing a part. This is almost verbatim the "I can do bad all by myself" speech. Does anyone know of a vid that has the WHOLE speech in it? This one has about 90% or so. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I found this, but I'm one of those perfectionist types

[Drummer89]

@ineedanamerightnow  Tyler Perry probably updated that, cause this play is older lol! I do love his speech in I Can do Bad though! I would look and see if youtube has the actual movie clip!

[cokswag]

LOL If God See Me On The Caller ID

[cokswag]

The 12 Disciplines LOL

[squrilleyboy]

Ok I'm a Christian and even I can't help but just laugh at this! Madea is too much!

[1007862052581]

That gurl is beutiful

[opeyemi17]

damn madea................lol

[strawberriesncandii]

God of Mary....J Blidge LMFAO

[heybrina]

Funny!

[stunnabby92]

GOD OF ABRHAM... LINCOLN.. LMAO!!!!!

[UniqueEndividual]

Dam lol wow

[KAYprettyboi]

God of Shadrach, Meshach and that billy goat...priceless

[stanethia]

let it go thru in the name of jesus.

i bind telecheck by the authority of the holy ghost.

this check will not return unto me void.

madea is a fool!

[triassogayy]

2:04

VIP...you know who she was?

EVE

[triassogayy]

ok.. bow ya head.... WAHT YOU TRYNNA DO? IM TRYIN TA GET LOW.... UH..god nd dem..all yall up dere in heaven...god of abraham..MHHMM...LINCON... god of shaddrack meeshk and dat billygoat...god of mary......... j bleige.... MADEA!

[donminicsbest]

E.V.E!

[mkizzay]

e. v. e

that's hw she got the 2 paws!

[datgud123]

god of mary........... j blidge

yu dnt pray very much do yu yea i pray wen im in walmart wen im writin check tht they go threw

[cw1271]

WoW! Shadrach Meshach and Abednego! Madea is a mess!~

[cici606]

lol

[SWAGGS0D0PE]

BiLLY GHOAT.

[LittleMusicfreack]

he was 1 of the 12 disciplines

[liketolaf]

Peter Pan in the bible.......

[Negima012]

He was 1 of the twelve disciplines LLS

[wy424]

"Peter Pan in the Bible... He was one of the twelve disciplines."

LOL!

[SiERRAROCKsZJORDANSz]

ROFl "ANd ThAT BiLLYGOAt"

[randymoss815]

god of abraham.....lincoln

god of mary....... j. blige

[OrcaMan247]

God of Mary J Blige!

XD

[bdd549]

ahhh there going to hell lol god of mary....j blige lol

[Sexylexiangel]

Lmao. Madea gon send that girl straight to hell!

[Fantasygirl76]

Peter pan in the bible LMAO!

[skinner27]

god of mary...j blige

[Darkgravx12]

medea owns! XD

[yinn220]

"Let it go through in the name of Jesus. I bind telecheck by the authority of the Holy Ghost. This check will not return unto me VOID." xD LMAO!

[xekossquad55]

eve...EVE!!!

[xekossquad55]

god of mary j blige

[Arianne73]

"Uuuh, God'nem..all y'all up there in heaven"..LOL!!

[sonagz111]

dis is stupid-funny

[it39563]

peter pan in the bible lol

[ehsanit]

shadrak mishak and that billie goat

[dylan7271]

I bind telecheck by the authority of the Holy Ghost! ROFL!!

[mialove1]

The funny part about it is that it does make sense lol

[londonisahottie07]

THAT BILLY GOAT.

God of Mary...J. Blidge!

This Check Shall Not Return Unto Me VOID!

[dorcastiff]

Madea might need to read her Bible again. This is great!!

[snowbunnyj4]

This was awesome!!!! ♥

[Garyromes]

LOVE IT "God of Mary... J Blige" LOL!!!

[akaNisha192]

VERY FUNNY

[Eden2Gethsemane]

It's the part when he be like: Read ya Bible sometimes, Read ya Bible sometimes...itta bless ya! LOL

[lefteye161990]

lol she crazy lol .. and love ha like da grammy you alwayz wanted lol P.s. grammy still love ya lol :) lol

[syriamber]

I love Tyler Perry aka Madea...this is da bomb clip!!! lol

[magichands15]

Respond to this video... wat R u talkin about. Comment on da video. 4get T. rex's

[theoneuluv2hate87]

God of Shadrach, Mesach and that Bill Goat

E.V.E. Eve! She got scratched by some animals that's why she got them two paw prints right there

[PHATChik1]

GOD & DEM, ALL YALL UP DER iN HEAVEN

GOD OF ABRAHAM....LiNCOLN

GOD OF SHADRACK, MESHACK AND DAT BiLLY GOAT

[PAUSE]

GOD OF MARY...J. BLiGE

L0L. DATS MY FAVORiTE PART

[cjMustseeTV]

I have prayed that check prayer.

[ophilakiss]

lol

[oohcool]

E.V.E. Eve! She had just got finished giving birth to the world and she was tired! lol!

I love this play I can't wait till the movie comes out in 08. I also love as she is coming down the stairs and she says, "I just sent her halfway to hell come and catch her!"

[carfreak2795]

LOL!!! Madea/Tyler Perry is so crazy!!!

[missbeauty18]

lmaooooooooo

[rhymesltd]

this one yah here bad

[neworleansbreed]

god of abraham lincoln

peter pan in the bible

lol it was sooooooo funny i love this play

i pray every time i try to pass a check at walmart

[Klayster]

God of Abraham...Lincoln...lol

[cardz10]

dat gurl loook good.but dat was sum funny stuff

[detroit4sho]

lmao e v e lol

[babyfacegirl123]

and that billy goat! LOL

[suzame11]

God of Mary J. Blidge LOL

[1devastar]

funni!!! hahaha

[Laticemcghee]

lmaorotfd oh jesus