TOP 30 Conspiracy Countdown ∆

[Thejohnjackjoe]

he is making fun of this thing. that's all.....

[andreasrostrup]

Try to search: top 10 weird conspiracy theories

- sooo funny :D

[HaoSci]

I thought they were theories, that is, some sort of statements, not organization names, party names, group name, etc.

[bibbed87]

indeed, almost all connected and probably almost all true.

[RSKullcrusha]

yeah we are sheep and we are addicted, so what. bring on the end.

[davidshaz20000]

They are not conspiracies,........These so called conspiracies have more proofs then disproofs like bush etc. behind 911

[ctrackmonger]

Wouldnt be a conspiracy if the governments would be honest and so forth... Deception brings these on for 1 simple reason because the people are bush wacked and then realize it... Its all simple math and every one can figure it out because its not reality....

[kragkenme]

How about the real truth, these masterminds from the heavens leading us to hell or some other god forbidden hoax to do geez-make us as miserable as hell. gosh, anyone can _uck us up.

[Rentonboyo]

You forgot something - it's the Khazar's who are actually shape-shifting reptilians controlling world finance through manipulating white nationalism into fighting wars overseas for the continued plundering of the holy land by occupying Khazar hordes.

[clnmyjts]

you got all 30 of them right

[JurkoffJay]

Gay

[216gutsy666]

IT IS !!! I SWEAR !!!

[TABOOVSKNOWLEDGE]

Why call them conspiracies?

Sounds more like human nature!

It would be un-human to deny that other humans are trying to fuck you over!

It's the way of the animal, that's all!

[Panter4]

Now show me the theory. And I'll show you the fact.

[paolosilv]

read up on Michael Bush, W's brother. He was head of security at the WT Ctr and United Airways. "Securacom", or "Stratasec". He has ties to Kuwait-America, or KuWam. The Kuwait/Saudi hq is in ... Watergate Hotel.

Coincidence?

[waddleduckie1]

the correct one to place first in the list of conspiracy should be Ahmadinejad of Iran. NOT Israel. The second should be the scheming Palestinians and their long folk tales.

[MrNytn2001]

who is #5?

[2glam4aUsername]

wow that sucked

[Mastervitro]

alot of these are the same thing and are almsot all connected

[TABOOVSKNOWLEDGE]

yep!

[nuuraany]

I think some of these conspiracies are true and can be seen in our daily life. The international bankers for instance, are one of themajor parts that seek international domination.

[johnzy69]

nice number work, especially 11/9

XP

[MysticPolitics]

this guy is always right. i cant tell if he's really making fun of it, because he nailed everything i watch on youtue!

[jasonellison34]

yeah not sure about his tone

[JRLLUnd]

wow 1-10 just about hit the nail on the head so to speak

[realkingkado]

we know this is mostly true but how do you fight this system of coruption at the highest level in almost every country

[paolosilv]

You don't. You die in Afghanistan.

[UrbanDestination]

Yes, it IS all connected, and only we can save the world from what is to come and NOBODY else.Remember that, if we wont do anything, who will, we cant sit and wait for a hero to come, we are heroes in this tale.

[wazzatX]

You are beyond Correct. they only way to know, is to learn. how are we supposed to learn if we dont try?

i can guarentee you that everything listed in this movie i have studied thoroughly, and it is all true.

if anyone wishes to know themselves, which you should, just look at some things on my favorite list.. i havent sorted it all yet so theres alot of crap. but if you have time, and the will to learn, you'll find it.

-only the wisest of men know that they are not wise

peace.

[UrbanDestination]

hey, thanks :D it really gave me more to think about and more research to do. Most of this i have allready dicovered by listening to my soul, but some things were in your favorites that im currently investigating. It really helps alot :D Thanks.

[wazzatX]

I'm glad i could help, and I urge you to do the same. There are too many people in this world that are completly oblivious... and that isn't helping us at all.

Pry open the eye of the innocent...

[LiquidMetalBand]

It's all of these

[philman302]

The only "conspiracy theory" I believe in, is that the bankers control us because this one is throughly proven, and it makes the most sense. Most people could agree that the people with the money have the power, so it really isn't even a conspiracy theory.

[demetry13]

A portion of these aren't even conspiracy theories, they are the truth.

And a lot of these like Illuminate, Free Masons, New World Order, these are all the same thing

[skywalker02012]

You miss one and the most important, the master programed they are invisible for you a me, all of them are their puppets. why you don`t know that, because you also don`t know reality is manufactured, we exist in a virtual reality, like a video game but this technology is not ours of course is million years above us.

[diogeneslaertius666]

its all of the above to varying degrees.

FUCK THE CAUSE.

Time for solutions baby, I am calculus become man.

[Signzit]

They are the Masters, we are the Slaves. People who will not Govern themselves must be governed, since power attracts a certain type of person & power is centralized to the very few; corruption is inevitable

Only de-centralized power can CHECK itself Therefore Money must be kept local; local money = local control. With local control you have citizen control & checks on that local power. Without this local money component, local governance will always look to big brother & bigger Government!

[colopity]

It's a remix, lol

[Hank48E]

This is the funniest video on conspiracy i've seen so far, great job!

Indeed, the snobbish accent in combination with the Monty Python march music makes me enjoy this self-mocking video very much. Thanks a lot plasmadome!

[cathar1962]

you wont think yourself so smart when your children wake up homeless and jobless, mixed up, mixed race, bi sexual paedofiles in their own countries. but mabey you allready are one. if you have nouthing to offer this world and the human family execpt your stupidity, please fuck off out of it. your aquiesence to the dirtbags that are controling us can get us killed.

[DJTonyAllen]

I don't shape shift - I weight lift

[SkyboxMonster]

govment controll an repuplikanz arr knot sam thimg, tehy oposite,

*Entry for Worst Spelling Award* :3

[Mahdiarmy]

the bank, media and shadow goverment have the power.

they can make a donkey to be a president if they want because most PEOPLE ARE BRAINDEAD ZOMBIES!

[tcoc112233]

You should open your eyes brother... These 30 conspiracy theories are related in that: These are all the number one conspiracy theory. A conspiracy about black people, that's weird, like, as a separate issue... That is probably just social ignorance and mostly an effect of the TV/ Whack Hip Pop/ War/ Malnutrition and over all cultural oppression of us all [stereotypes]. They do this to us keeping their nest safe/ warm at home next to the fire. richmakespoor poormakesrich. scale balances. onelove

[Dynamicdj]

stop sayin its b4 every video . shit as fuk vid

[SUVMadd]

I reckon they're all conspiring against me ...

Bastards.

[HotaruForever]

Is Barack Obama a reptilian? Just wondering lol.

[sunnygirl213]

"The ultimate purpose of Freemasonry is the overthrow of the whole religious, political, and social order based on Christian institutions and the establishment of a new state of things according to their own ideas and based in its principles and laws on pure Naturalism" -- Pope Leo XIII

[teegees1]

pussy im a fuck u good 2nite for this stupid benign shit

[Aleksander44444]

0: its all these things

[Netanehka]

"It's a conspiracy against free thought"

-that's mine

[291006058]

Man you have been doing some homework! Wish more people like you were so well informed. Lest us not drop down to there level however and send them love for they do not know what they do and that is the solution LOVE.

[chariotride]

31 its the fallen angel Lucifer and the third who have mesmerized the puppet masters. Check out You tube exposing the Illuminati from within

[qualqui]

hahahahaha,....30 y 29 are frickin' hilarious!

[barak219]

HELL YEA! number three! we rock!

[yersi]

i love the snobbish english accents. it makes something thats pretty funny really funny

[Kronnie2]

you obviously have an old view of the english, we dont allhave the snobby accents, stop watching films, and come to england and see for real

[Xuazier]

lol "its the communists" that one made me laugh :D

[pork4allah]

The Rothschild empire was created by infiltrating every level of ALL Western governments. Through manipulation, bribery, slander, assassination, and control of the mass media, cloaked as JEWS contrived

to pit nation against nation, race against race, financing all sides in the resultant wars; then at exorbitant interest rates financing reconstruction of the devastated countries. Rothschild's modus operandi has kept Western Civilization in a continuous state of war and eternally in debt.

[InsatiableBlonde]

rudymontes1 for the share..ths is insane...politics please list!!!

5++++++++

[NoTurninBackNow]

Why aren't the JFK assassination and Moon Landing conspiracy theories mentioned here????

[Quindal]

because they were talking about important ones. with the exception of the reptiles and aliens most of these were all the same conspiracy, lol.

[Slavesrevolt]

How about all but the aliens and reptiles?

[nustada]

Yes bilderberg is nothing more of a conspiracy. The most powerful people on earth are just spending a weekend of their menial lives just playing tiddly winks and talking about the good old days.

/sarcasm

[MyStaticAge]

I think King Kong and The Smurfs should have deserved a mention.

[KissMeImPunk]

What was the conspiracy with King Kong? I know Smurfs was Communism.

[sealhunter5]

500 years ago everyone new the world was FLAT ! 1 man thought different he was ridiculed for his crazy thoughts of a round world 100 years ago space flight was crazy!60 years ago eradicating polio was crazy! can all you sheep can you afford to doubt these crazy people?what if 20out 30 are right will you sleep better,what if 5of 30 are right will this make feel better?or when these elite send you to slaughter house what will you say columbus was right the world is round! to late for you!!!!!

[Remkovr]

We all know the world is not flat, but round like a pancake :)

-seriously though: What if only one would be true? As said before: most of them may very well be parts of the real big conspiracy: keep the rich rich and in control. Keep the rest of us busy with mediocre stuff and smoke screens, so we won't revolt until it is too late..

[drconz]

that was well good....may i ask...how did you compile this list...

[josekiro83]

what about my enormous cock????that is unreal 24cm....must be from another world..

[Remkovr]

You guys still have problems converting things to the metric system, hey?

For your information: 1 inch does not equal 25 cm's as you seem to think.

[raef235ahjx]

deception ... not funny, stupid! ... for s.o. who knows a little bit it hurts ...

[Iconoclasm333]

If people only knew the true roles of most of those groups, there would be a world wide revolution by morning.

[Sanvean9]

People live in fear of terrorism and god-knows-what and give in to the, "governments," but it's the very, "government," that we should be afraid of! Oh well, in the end, evil will fail.

[FreeMindSociety]

The price that men and women will pay for their apathy and indifference toward public affairs, is that they are ruled by evil men.

[scientistwriter]

1 is correct

[greenghost2008]

you all should check out myrons fagans speech ny Myron Fagan cal the great conspiracy. he can really give an interestign and entertaing speech.You can download it free from the net.

[mattphillips66]

C - all of the above

[raef235ahjx]

yep! i agree... by the way - have you heard of project bluebeam?

[rightG78]

no i havent wat is it?

[raef235ahjx]

google is your friend ...

[antonKASA2007]

It me too

[R0663N]

You forgot one.

It's THE MATRIX!

[bigjon1359]

As long as you live in fear it all works to bring us down.

[ludachris475]

Hilarious.

I agree with Pyrock14. Zionists, Rothschilds, the British Empire, the NWO, skull and bones, religion, Vatican, freemasonry are all connected to the greatest conspiracy of the modern era.

[disguized1]

excellent fact reporting, not sure if you planned on showing so much of our problems to day or not. but it doesn't take anything more than a brain to see that the seeds of evil are sown from the same grain.

[azajeni]

I thought that hilarious!5/5

[pyrock14]

what a piece of crap. most of the "nominees" presented here are connected. jews, zionists, nwo, skullandbones,freemasonry are some of the facets in the greatest conspiracy.

[sjwally]

What's you f*cking point? That all those alternative theories are just bullsh*t!?

[rnfr]

hey wait a second satanic pedo's are no joke- there have been something like 40,000 confirmed cases by psychologists, and those are the only ones that have been able to break free from their situation. they may not be running the world, they may not be "everywhere", but they do EXIST.

go ahead and look it up.

[ludosophist]

Yeah I like how they get progressively more true, until you get to the underlying mechanic of power, control money. Not as funny as the others, but well done.

[willberb]

Its not the reptilians, greys or the anti blacks or anti whites but it is all the others. You can bank on that.

[Mahdiarmy]

agree 110% thank you for the best COMMENT EVER!! =)

[LiquidRushOnline]

Dito-good comment-P+

[Paul84674]

This video is associating real blatent and public problems such as neoconservatism and bolshevism with a reptilian people conspiracy theory/joke?

This video is an attempt at guilt by association where there is no association. So what is the op's real agenda.

[plasmadome]

some of these theories are close to 100% relevant, some close to zero, some around the 20% or 80% mark.

a lot of what we see on the news is a lie, but it's not like all conspiracy theories are true either. best to be skeptical and show discernment all round. btw my agenda is to make retarded videos for my own amusement.

[ssssskimannnnn]

@plasmadome you should of called it the top 1 conspiracy countdown since most of them are the same thing!...go deep down the rabbit hole to the beginning and you will have all your answers, to the first secret society before religion to the brotherhood. and the morning light will bring you out of the darkness.

[debinem]

I see in your description you have all of the signers of the PNAC letter to Bush dated 9/20/01.

Great Video!

[pabface]

So fukn sad. All these great conspiracy theories and no one to give a shit about them!

"I guess we'll just have to wait and see what the rest of the sheep want to do before anyone takes action!" ~Mr. Lemming

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[Redbud305]

How come I'm not up there. I thought it was me.

[TheUnnamable13]

What would you do if you had the key to power over all of the system? Like any human, you would open the lock! Like they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Is it impossible for people in high places to covet for power over as many individuals as possible in order to have control over their buying habits to generate more profit (of many other sinister things)? NOT!!!

[levlobotomy]

not quite. jesuits arent part of it

[PoopSlop]

sucked

[blookup]

um...... Ron Paul?

[johnh23]

You missed Bugs Bunny !

[teabowbraine]

ITS ALL OF THEM

[revolutionpermin]

Just one question:

Why would an attractive German built dish like Lisa (played by Eva Gabore) marry Oliver Wendel Douglas?

Remember , he was just a poor American soldier when they met.

So it wasn't the money.

[soultaker76]

You forgot 31, it's the stupid conspiracy theorists.

[mouseturbator]

No, it's the people who believe their are never any conspiracies that are truly lacking intelligence. You think nobody ever got together behind closed doors and planned anything, ever? Now that's dumb.

[soultaker76]

Sure, but some of things give people way too much credit.

[peruvianlover82]

Well most of them I think are jokes but some (like CFR, NEW WORLD ORDER) cant be denied since they have been reported time and time again in the mainstream news.

[BigFatTonyCal]

Yup that about covers it.All true.Hang all the fuckers.

[pete1255]

Duh!

All of the above -true...especialy shapeshifters--& that aint a joke

[plasmadome]

okayy. say hello to the greys for me, and be careful with those jewish people..

[pete1255]

hello plasmadome

[CheshireShade]

a big duh comes to mind,

[mcgrewrich]

All of these conspiracies are very real, and part of an even larger one: the Conspiracy, or for short, the big Con. It controls everything on planet Earth and if you don't know about it, you are working for it. To be truly liberated, you must go to another planet: Planet X.

[XanaX66]

Guess I'll meet you there then...on Planet X...ehhh...

[XanaX66]

All Conspiracy. No Theory. Just kiddin!

OK, I second that, Shapeshifters/Reptilians & Satanic Pedofiles is NOT included.

I`ve seen some of David Ickes movies, and he`s quite good and "seems" to have gotten the WHOLE picture, it sounds logic...and then HE drops the BOMB: Oh, yes...and then comes the reptilian agenda...;-P

[XanaX66]

YES, it's all of the above...+++

[plasmadome]

yes, broadly speaking, but ALL of the above?

come on. i personally question the judgement of anyone who spends too much time thinking about "satanic pedophiles" or "reptilians", while taxpayers money are being used to start destructive wars, make the international bankers rich, subsidize companies that outsource jobs abroad, or pay lawmakers to reduce our freedoms.

and those two are not the only stupid, inaccurate or exaggerated theories there either imo.

[3swoosh2]

and the number 0.5 is.. the ones with all the wealth and power vs everybody else.

[BlackScorpMovement]

media controle !!

kgb !!

[BlackScorpMovement]

planet x / 2012 / summyrians

[BlackScorpMovement]

the reptilians

[unameitltd]

soooo u believe 30 football teams can work together for a league, but not 30 evil cabals

[patomico]

They are all connected!!

[yodalantern]

It is all of the above, in ONE N.W.O.!<br>Congrats, though you got some of them partially right/ squewered... but different people are at different levels in their understanding. Thanks for assembling this, though. It's not the rebublicans, it's not the democrats, it the REPUBLICRATS AKA Bush and Kerry *cousins *skull and bones *Freemasons Etc... so they are intwined... like awesomo5000 says.

[SOLOCLANTON]

My name is CARLOS and I am the mains reason. e.o.t. x MM.D-OO - yo mama!

[phantom187]

harrp mind conrtol?

[rakmanenuff]

here are a few that u missed: A. the man-made global warming hoax and rothschild's globalist "environmentalism". B. disinfo agents and 80% truthers. ("alex jones is a zionist shill", etc) C. white people are evil D. the queen ah england affi bow to haile selassie E. it's a conspiracy against animals. F. the mayan calendar

[plasmadome]

damn. give me a few more and i might upgrade this to a top40.

[AWESEMO5000]

pretty much a combo of em all - lot of ties in there

[ddd46219]

Sounds about right to me. Look around.

Including the aliens and greys is just a throw off.

Research and figure out why all of this is happening around the globe. It is not that hard to figure out.

[dudumzim]

Sure, keep your mind on the sheep level, consuming the brainwasher media.